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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one time a girl burped puke into my mouth and i started laughing because it was gross but then she cried really hard because she felt unsexy. but i was like b***h if you wanted to be sexy how about not burping throwup into my mouth next time? yeah?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hot as frick, was it chunky or just straight up acid? What color was it? Was she brown??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had a girl fart on my nuts when we were doing doggy and I was laughing so hard she got mad and left.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how is that physically possible

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >not keeping your balls resting on your shaft
          shiggy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hate you and your lies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I had a girl fart on my nuts when we were doing doggy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fart
        >nuts
        >doggy
        upside down doggy you mean r-right? h-haha!!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        uuh, as someone who's wife farts on his nuts on the regular this can only be done during mating press missionary so you're lying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never happened virgin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you've never had sex in your entire life

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i know what you are but what am i

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            genuinely only virgins find virgin to be an insult. thats how i know. your dick is bone-dry, son. get some ass before you speak to me. let them puke in your mouth, and laugh a little. like me.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I have a lot of sex (not kidding, it's a lot) with beautiful women very often and I can confirm that what this guy is saying is valid.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The female dream is to be lusted after by a man despite doing something gross
    The male dream is to be lusted after by a woman despite acting like a pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      really underrated post

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The female dream is to be lusted after by a man despite doing something gross
      The female dream is to be loved by someone after becoming degraded.
      >The male dream is to be lusted after by a woman despite acting like a pussy
      The male dream is to be loved by someone for something other than his worth.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The female dream is to be loved by someone after becoming degraded.
        is this the reason only fans is so popular? even more than the monetary value of it? (for women)
        also reminds me that a LOT of Cinemaphile content is NTR/cuck shit which obviously degrades women but still elevates them to an idol status
        however, these are written for men, why would men write about the degradation of women as a dream state in these fantasy stories?

        >The male dream is to be loved by someone for something other than his worth.
        this one is obvious because your average mc has no worth, and serves no purpose (until a female shows interest/admiration,approval)
        whom should Kill themselves NOW

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >also reminds me that a LOT of Cinemaphile content is NTR/cuck shit which obviously degrades women but still elevates them to an idol status
          >however, these are written for men, why would men write about the degradation of women as a dream state in these fantasy stories?
          NTR is a weird fetish that has something to do with the person enjoying the idea of the destruction of purity whether that's the purity of marriage, a relationship, or a woman. It's more complex than just "enjoying being cucked". Shits weird.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The male dream is to be lusted after by a woman despite acting like a pussy
      in what universe?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's literally me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The homosexual one where men think themselves anime protagonist who will have woman lusting over them despite their social failings.
        The idea of being yourself, doing what you enjoy and you'll organically find a partner aligned with those interests doesn't work when most people prefer to stay at home and play just vidya alone.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The idea of being yourself, doing what you enjoy and you'll organically find a partner aligned with those interests doesn't work when most people prefer to stay at home and play just vidya alone

          Yes, but prostitute apps are vidya gaems for wahmen. We can man up all we want, but we can't just kick down doors hoping to meet a qt, women would rather take one perfectselfie they can re-use across apps for years than put that same effort in every weekend to go to clubs/bars.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because embarrassment makes for tense/interesting situations. plenty of male characters go through this too in romantic comedies. in fact, id wager there are more men shitting their pants on a date scenes than there are women doing that. in fact i feel like screenwriters are probably reluctant to have women shitting and pissing their pants constantly in rom-coms so now that i think about it, i dont really know what the frick they are talking about, i feel like its mostly male characters that have this stuff happen to them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >id wager there are more men shitting their pants on a date scenes than there are women doing that
      Name 5

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i'll get the ball rolling with Along Came Polly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've shit my pants in front of my wife. So here's one.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw when the cute neighborhood girl was always sick around me and wanting me to baby her and I ignored it or laughed it off

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because that is a girl's worst nightmare, and the tragedy of it is supposed to be funny

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Always?
    I can't think of any.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Name 15 movies.

      I’ve literally never seen this in a film or TV show besides Stan vomiting when he sees his crush in South Park

      The Holiday
      The Hating Game
      Two Weeks Notice
      Fifty Shades of Grey
      10 things I hard about you
      It’s Complicated
      Monster in Law
      Sweet Home Alabama
      Love Hard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        9 movies isn’t a lot in the big picture

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You’ve Got Mail with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan

        i'll get the ball rolling with Along Came Polly

        No one has seen any of these movies. Pick something relevant

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        r u a grill?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Love Hard
        Hapa cope movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’ve Got Mail with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Emma is a really good movie. Johnny Flynn is good as the Chad who has to put Emma in her place and he also sings The Detectorist theme song

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why do these characters have a moment of vulnerability after which they find out their romantic interest still loves them for who they are
    Gee, I dunno, it's a mystery.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Man wins her heart with act of daring

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DEJA VU

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nailed it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could see the far side of the truck, if that chauffeur managed to avoid hitting anything he is the most based fricking dude ever to live.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It makes them extra vulnerable

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why does romantic comedy have comedy in its romance
    big brained redditors

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's because we are biologically wired to want to eat womens excretions like their feces, piss, etc. So it appeals more to the male viewers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You need to go out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You look at way too much porn dude.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most sane biologically wired poster

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ...I don't think you've interacted with very many other people, anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a nice argument anon, why don't you back it up with a source?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ...I don't think you've interacted with very many other people, anon

        most sane biologically wired poster

        You look at way too much porn dude.

        You need to go out

        will you frickin homosexuals go back already

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Name 15 movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      every single one on this list
      https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Nosebleed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's about males in anime. Not females in movies, moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Males in tranime ARE women, chud.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Redditors never been with a woman that farts, snorts, wipes their nose in front of them

    It's how you know these homosexuals never make women feelcomfortable with them kek

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve literally never seen this in a film or TV show besides Stan vomiting when he sees his crush in South Park

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women's bodies are full of poop and blood and cum and bones and I think its time this is addressed.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In anime, it happens to the guy instead.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >romantic movie
    >one of the characters gets into an awkward situation in front of their romantic interest

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >American comedy
      >things go badly and the character is highly embarassed, thus creating a comedic situation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what a humorous situation full of embarrassing predicament, this lends itself to laughs!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >french romantic comedy
        >love interest commits numerous crimes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shitting and farting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >She starts laughing so hard she sharts herself

        >She laughs even harder, then sharts even more

        >Laughing to shitting to laughing, and then peeing

        >The whole room starts to fill with piss and shit, as she laughs loud and hard like a hyena

        >Date sits their awkwardly in his suit, as he starts to get covered in piss and shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kino

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a thing in movies now? What the frick is wrong with hollywood?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I start shaking violently around girls I like so this is pretty accurate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That shake is from adrenaline - youre one freaky guy to get adrenaline just from being around women
      Last time I had adrenaline shakes was when talking to 2 cops who didnt want to let me near some outdoors area cause some politicians were there, I was shaking so hard cause I wanted to fistfight them, must have looked insane

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Happens all the fricking time in Korean romance comics. The hot girl is always puking/getting sick. I think men are attracted to vulnerability.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I think men are attracted to vulnerability.
      I'm a dumbass and haven't capitalized on it.
      I want an aggressive MILF sugar mommy to cook and pay my bills instead tbqh.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I also enjoyed when Claudette Colbert shit her pants when I was watching It Happened One Night

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Woman love to feign vulnerability, especially in front of men they like, and our primitive male brains fall for it.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember my drunk girlfriend at the time threw up in front of myself and a couple other friends. Afterwards she kept saying over and over “I can’t believe this guy saw that”. I thought it was odd she cared so much about him and she ended up fricking him down the line

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's gotta suck, dude.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most men view women as these mythical beautiful angelic creatures rather than the smelly, dirty, disgusting shitting monkeys that they are
    Women fear breaking this illusion because it allows them incredible amounts of leeway from cucked men

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never happens, sorry

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its a metaphor for the period
    once you are ina serious relationship the period will come up, she will leak on your bed sheets, or you'll fiund her bloody panties in the hamper
    its to get men ready for the grossness of women

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like when women get sick, shit, piss, bleed (by accident), puke and whine for help, they suddenly drop all the baggage and become cute again.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch romantic comedies is this true?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women think it's funny and makes them look endearing.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I one time made a girl so distraught she became nauseous when were alone together. The reason why is because she thought I was her friends abusive ex boyfriend when in actuality I was just his friend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy I had a similar experience except I actually used to help my friend beat his girlfriend so in a strange way her reaction was valid.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    most women get really agitated when they like you but you yourself don't pay any attention to them, but i've never seen a woman vomit or any of that sort because of a dude

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    vomiting is the only funny bodily function, the rest are disgusting

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  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >literal r*ddit screencap
    >80+ replies
    frick this board is dead, just a bunch of tourists. I knew this little worm that always posts shit threads with "Well?" was a r*ddit tourist. Hopefully a truck runs him over.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    real life is anime

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to give my girlfriend a sore stomache after she rode me. If you have a substantially sized dick you can hurt their guts if you're not careful.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >feeling the need to brag in an exaggerated non-sequitur on Cinemaphile of all places
      sad

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