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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like them

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't look or feel like Star Wars and they're badly written and badly paced. All of the new spaceship, location and alien designs look like shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they don't look or feel like Star Wars
      Maybe because the only civilization seen in the OT was Mos Eisley and the rest of the planets were just battlefields

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like "civilization" could have been done in a way that would have felt more like part of the same world. And that's just the set/matte designs. Things like lighting, editing, composition are all over the place.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Bespin which feels like it would fit in the PT

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There’s only so much you can do with 70s/80s VFX. Lucas was never satisfied with the tech he had on hand. He wanted to do so much more but initially didn’t have the means to do it. So he founded ILM to create the tech that’d give him exactly what he wanted.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're absolute shit, but still better than anything produced afterwards.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explain why they’re absolute shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate the writing. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it doesn't go anywhere.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were absolute ass and not perk little prime teenage ass, but fat filled Lizzo ass

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Wan Sandage

    Wan Sandage

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're bad but spawned a lot of good tertiary media like video games.
    That being said they're a million times better than the sequels and I can see why people retroactively think they're good since what Star Wars is now is some feminist deconstruction that's like poison to the soul.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the few n64 games I had was ep1 racer because it was the bundle with it. Was a neat game

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do nerds act like these movies are the worst things ever? There’s objectively way worse shit out there, especially NOW. The movies aren’t even that bad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars fans have always been very nasty people for the most part

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They retconned a lot EU material from the 90s
      >They were inferior to The Thrawn Trilogy
      >The visual design and use of CGI sucked
      >KotOR came out around the same time and was significantly better

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They retconned a lot EU material from the 90s
        That’s on you for believing that Lucas would incorporate that shit into HIS movies.
        >They were inferior to The Thrawn Trilogy
        Those books sucked. Shit’s bland and is written like crap. Never understood why you EU guys think it’s the best shit ever. Way better SW books have been written since.
        >The visual design and use of CGI sucked
        Because it was brand new tech created for the movies. Had they been made more recently, they’d look a lot better.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lucas never considered the EU as canon. The EU writers knew that too and were fully aware that their shit would get overwritten by whatever new thing George sought out to make.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did George want to make more Star Wars movies after Revenge of the Sith?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He wanted to do a live action TV show called Underworld. I think there's test footage of it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jar Jar did an enormous amount of damage to the prequels, I'd argue he's singlehandedly responsible for the poor reputation

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, unfortunately star wars fans are moronic and didn't realize that he was the phantom menace

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always loved Jar Jar but I supposed I was 7 when I saw TPM

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jar Jar was literally just the comic relief for kids. But the loser fans refused to understand that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He’s the protagonist of the film and hits treatment by the other characters is extremely important characterization

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also his tongue tasted like absolute shit. Never even finished that fricking lollipop because it was so bad.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It has great music, great costume design, interesting planets, cool looking vehicles and memorable new aliens. The weakest part is the writing however, at least Lucas tried to do something new and part of the problem seems to be that everyone around him was unwilling to give him meaningful advice.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are quite bad and a monumental example of less being more. I think the prequels had ample room to tell a good story, but the risk of backfire was real and apparent even in the 90s.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Mr.Smiles

    This man is a Hollywood bastard and needs to be hacked. Who has the balls to do it?

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