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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    idk... it's tough
    not sure there should be one hard and fast rule, just maybe up to artists discretion, whatever looks better in their style

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he's usually drawn without teeth but even Kirby wasn't 100% consistent with it

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        IMO it depends on the mood
        >Fun jovial lighthearted
        No teeth
        >CLOBERIN TIME
        Teeth cuz how else is he gonna grimace

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP
      Some artists can do Thing with teeth, others it would look weird. This is one of those things that should be loose, like how many lines Spidey's suit has or if Cap's armor is scale mail or just blue leather.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The more Kirby-esque the style, no teeth. Same if you go for a Muppet-like mouth in general.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's down to the jaw. Visible hinge, like a mailbox or a grabby-claw T-rex? No teeth. Humanoid, like he's just a guy with scales and the underlying bits are unchanged? Teeth.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously no teeth. He does have them but they shouldn't be seen easily

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Forget teeth.
    Does he have a tongue? He's able to speak, right?

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Since he's israeli, does he have a circumcised rock benis? Has the exposed glans calloused by assuming a rock-like aspect?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is his dick igneous or metamorphic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Had he not been circumcised before the cosmic rays, he wouldn't be able to peel the rock-foreskin off.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Image the ruckus caused by him jerking off

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Teeth because it also implies he has a proper jaw structure, with gums and solid matter inside them. It's not even a question to me.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Thing should only have teeth when he's eating a delicious bacon covered Thing Burger, available for a limited time only at Denny's.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately he can't.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >israeli character
      >promote him with a burger
      what did they mean by this

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        clearly they just didn't have whatever brainworms you have

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but cheese on meat and pork aren't kosher so it's hilarious to use the israeli character to promote a bacon cheese burger. Then again Ben's never been that observant until recently

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Hardly any American israelites eat Kosher.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    --More importantly, neck or no neck?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf, how did this make it all the way to publishing? Why would he not have a neck?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Have you not read FF comics? Ben rarely actually has a neck.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but that looks like shit.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but his head isn't usually a separate orb vaguely touching his body

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish the art in this run was better. Some issues are okay but then you get floating circle head Thing.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >drawing a side view the first time

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    both, depending on the situation in for expressing emotions during dialogue

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rock teeth

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    It looks weirder without the teeth

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Teeth usually invisible, but visible when he's gritting them, depends on the expression

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >A good twitter thread
    The frick, did Hell freeze over
    Teeth

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care as long as his lips are touching mine

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    It depends on the writer and angle, but even here he looks better with teeth

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Teeth but also big clobber'in time lips.

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rock lips, he has teeth, but you don't always see them. Just like all human characters.

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    either way he has a quarry to settle.

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Teeth, no doubt.

  21. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The way Kirby drew him is the only one that matters.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      and that would be...?

      he's usually drawn without teeth but even Kirby wasn't 100% consistent with it

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly.

  22. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Johnny can create clones
    >Sue can make constructs
    >Reed can fold into different dimensions
    What's Ben's big power up?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      earthbending

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      He "hardens" time, a time stop essentially

  23. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Orange rock teeth

  24. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    No teeth.

    Teeth is some uncanny valley shit

  25. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    what about rock teeth?

  26. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      uh, I had a dream like that once but it was me and my brother instead

  27. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bouncy house.

  28. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think both are OK.

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How would option 3. Teeth but also rock colour, look?

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    No teeth. Why would a rock monster have teeth?

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    None

  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    For a character who's literally made of rocks, I think some teeth to grind would make sense.

  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Since people were asking for this, this is how orange teeth would look

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      What if he was black or chinese?

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