I find it ridiculous that not one character bothered to suggest doing a paternity test to see who the baby daddy is. If I fricked a chick raw and 9 months later a baby comes out, I'd want closure to see if I'm the biological father. Also the mom is a huge bawd. 3 guys in a short timespan? Seriously does birth control not exist on the Greek Islands?
Cucking refers to a married/committed couple. If some b***h prostitutes around and gets pregnant, the only dude that got cucked is the husband/long term BF. The other two are just dudes who got some easy pussy.
Unironically id be watching Mamma Mia. I have 3 mamma mia sweaters, I buy one every time i see the theatre production. I own every ABBA album including the redundant greatest hits collections. Ya, its a story about a stupid prostitute but gosh darnit i just freaking love ABBA
my ex obessively watched mama mia- we broke up cause she was cheating on me and later on i find out that she was engaged to a 2nd dude who was in the navy. my biggest fear is that i going to get a wedding invite in roughly a decade (we broke up like 7 years ago) and find a hot younger version of her who may or may not be my daughter....
Mamma Mia is an atrocity >Architect singing >No Under Attack or Thank You for the Music musical scenes >Shitting directing >Streep singing >Ayyy Seyfried saved this turd
>back when both capeshit and non-capeshit could be released in theaters at the same time and people would see both
It was better times.
Nobody saw Mamma Mia
Clearly, you've never met a woman.
>Box office: $611.3 million
lmao found the virgin, have you never talked to a woman?
10 years ago, you weren't legally female if you hadn't seen Mama Mia
t. virgin
>A mother.
>A daughter.
>Three possible fathers.
I find it ridiculous that not one character bothered to suggest doing a paternity test to see who the baby daddy is. If I fricked a chick raw and 9 months later a baby comes out, I'd want closure to see if I'm the biological father. Also the mom is a huge bawd. 3 guys in a short timespan? Seriously does birth control not exist on the Greek Islands?
What I found hilarious was that in sequel they were trying to portray her as this pure girl while she fricked 3 guys in row.
They didn't want to get one. All the dads thought the daughter was great and decided to all be her dad
if mamma mia had nudity I'd watch that.
you dont mess with the zohan
>Three possible fathers
Why are women like this?
>3 men cucked for 20 years all want to be the main cuck
why are men like this?
Cucking refers to a married/committed couple. If some b***h prostitutes around and gets pregnant, the only dude that got cucked is the husband/long term BF. The other two are just dudes who got some easy pussy.
t. Coping cuck
I'm not gay so I'll go for the one that isn't a musical.
Mamma Mia so I don't get shot up and die embarrassingly at a fricking gay batman movie
Have we started the paternity test?
Batman
But with an ABBA soundtrack
>Batman goes out at night
>gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight starts to play
>Mama Mia!
>You got killed again!
>Two-Face starts flipping a coin menacingly
>"take a chance, take a chance, take chugga chance chance"
>Batman races to save Rachel
>Lay all your love on me starts playing
Similar to this?
if I came from the future and knew what happened during that time? then
mamma mia, because there was a 1% chance to die during Dark Knight screening
That was The Dark Knight rises.
Unironically id be watching Mamma Mia. I have 3 mamma mia sweaters, I buy one every time i see the theatre production. I own every ABBA album including the redundant greatest hits collections. Ya, its a story about a stupid prostitute but gosh darnit i just freaking love ABBA
Neither, I’d be watching pic related for the millionth time.
>Gay shit vs sigma male kino
I'm not gay so I know what I'm watchin
>claim to be not gay
>use moronic homosexual terminology
you are actually gay, and you also dont have a personality. must be a tough day for you
>Uses "sigma"
>not gay
Yeah ok pal.
I went to watch TDK
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Mamma Mia for Brosnan singing kino.
my ex obessively watched mama mia- we broke up cause she was cheating on me and later on i find out that she was engaged to a 2nd dude who was in the navy. my biggest fear is that i going to get a wedding invite in roughly a decade (we broke up like 7 years ago) and find a hot younger version of her who may or may not be my daughter....
>and find a hot younger version of her who may or may not be my daughter....
imagine her daddy issues
>three possible fathers.
This movie was never on my radar at all, and now I'm laughing at the plot. I just never even took the time to see what it was about.
Mamma Mia; Nolan is a hack and his films are boring for people who aren't on the autism spectrum.
I watched it purely for peak Amanda Seyfried and I'm not sorry.
same, when she's crawling on the beach singing 'lay all your love on me" is the hottest she's ever been
That was a big opening
I'll be watching these digits
Mamma mia, here I go again
My, my, how can I resist you?
Mamma mia, does it show again
My, my, just how much I've missed you?
And the whole time he is trying to feed the mom a slice of cake and a milkshake
A MUCH better time.
>Boomers had it so good they can just have movies reminiscing about fricking tons of guys and listening to good music
Dishonest kino
Mamma Mia is an atrocity
>Architect singing
>No Under Attack or Thank You for the Music musical scenes
>Shitting directing
>Streep singing
>Ayyy Seyfried saved this turd
I wouldn't be watching either. I would be watching something on my TV screen with an HDMI cable hooked up, that no normalgay has probably heard of.
the one with the singing architect