I wrote off Fry immediately but you have a point, with his Captain Yesterday powers he would be the most dangerous. Still I'd have to go with Roger, he's basically unkillable.
Roger is unfortunately insanely reliable. You can't rely on Dale for the same reasons, as they're both prone to doing something incredibly stupid which will put you in just as much danger as the people trying to kill you.
Roger is unfortunately insanely reliable. You can't rely on Dale for the same reasons, as they're both prone to doing something incredibly stupid which will put you in just as much danger as the people trying to kill you.
My choices are Hank and Chef.
Roger > Peter > Fry > Dale > Homer > Hank > Beavis > Chef > Cleveland
Roger could effortlessly slaughter all the other guys
Roger, especially since I don’t see any of the others being able to stop him if he was trying to kill me.
You pick Roger but fail to account for the fact that he gets bored of you within the first five minutes and wanders off to go do Andy Dick style shenanigans while you're slaughtered.
>Roger getting bored with a kill list
I very much doubt it.
True it is double edged as frick, because Roger will devote like 20 percent of his energy to protecting you but would devote 100 percent of his being to killing you
>you're really going to kill 5 guys over $20 >you're asking this to the guy who just last week killed 6 guys over $19
True it is double edged as frick, because Roger will devote like 20 percent of his energy to protecting you but would devote 100 percent of his being to killing you
peter griffin and roger are on completely different levels than any of the others, even if we're using something like superpowered fry or darth chef, roger solos easy
>even if we're using something like superpowered fry or darth chef, roger solos easy
Bro, you could buy Fry 300 coffees and he's so fast time slows down for him.
I think Dale is underrated. If you remember the episode "Soldier of Misfortune" he sets up a shit tonne of booby traps around the Arlen gun club and captures Hank, Boomhauer and Billl. He could probably protect you in a safe house if he had planning time. Yes Roger has a bunch of nonsense sci-fi powers but he's also been shown to be quite stupid and it's not hard to imagine him getting caught in a net or something, remember he got captured by the CIA on more than one occasion. If not for Stan he would've died in the show many times.
>If you remember the episode "Soldier of Misfortune" he sets up a shit tonne of booby traps around the Arlen gun club and captures Hank, Boomhauer and Billl.
you don't remember the episode
In that regard you might as well go with Fry, he can take you across the galaxy. I don't think the Hindenpeter works in space. Unless Peter has a star destroyer he stole from the Star Wars specials.
This is why the prospect is more interesting than you think. Dale by all rights should be able to slaughter everyone, he has a lot of Military know-how, however in King of the Hill, Hank always comes out on top. We know Hank is physically stronger than Dale but also he regularly talks Dale out of doing crazy shit. There is a chance that Dale would choose Hank over you, the same with Peter choosing Cleveland over you.
>Pick Dale >Go into Dale's Basement and be in lockdown
If any of the others try to harm me I just gun em down and meanwhile I talk conspiracy theories with Dale
Be comfy. I'd cry if I had to kill Hank, Beavis, or Fry though.
Cornholio gets his ass kicked by the Bus Driver in Do America.
Beavis and Butthead's sheer powerlevel is due to dumb luck. But if you had them protect you they'd probably fail and just laugh as you got your ass kicked.
Hank learned how to fight at the YMCA, he's in decent shape, but he's a realistic boomer without any special strength, intelligence, or powers. As much as I like Hank, I don't think he's a good choice.
Homer, as it's been stated already, canonically lost in a fight to Peter Griffin. Choosing him would be a mistake for that reason alone, not to mention the fact that he's fat, lazy, and stupid. But he is a defensive tank who used to win boxing matches by taking hits until his opponent tired out, and he can take cannonballs to the chest and still get up and walk away.
Chef is already dead, and Darth Chef was a joke that they never came back to after all these years. If this was a competition to see who could bed the most ladies, I'd pick Chef. Otherwise no.
Beavis is quite possibly the worst choice on this list, what's he going to do? Annoy you to death? You want him on the team coming after you.
Cleveland is the most mellow and laid back guy on this list, I don't see him getting much done. You would probably also want him on the other team.
It's been mentioned ITT that Fry, with the use of coffee or ointment, can gain super powers. He's also died and came back more than anyone else on the list. His unintelligence may prove to be a downfall, but he's also supremely lucky and has survived the end of the universe. All that said, Fry on his own is not a great fighter and stands a good chance of getting his ass comically handed to him.
Peter is probably the biggest brawler of the list, his fights against the giant chicken have been numerous and show the lengths he is willing to go to win. I already mentioned that he beat Homer in a similar styled fight. Of course, Peter is also extremely stupid but instinct seems to take over when he's in a fight. He doesn't have any special powers, however, he is just full brute force.
Roger has been discussed ITT at length, he has the most powers and is in theory probably the best choice, but he is a wildcard.
Dale fears Hank
Process of elimination. Homer, Fry, Beavis, Peter, Dale, and Roger all have high potential to let me die as part of their wacky slapstick comedy. Chef is in South Park which is inherently a death trap regardless of the tone. Cleveland is like Peter but a loser which makes him better to have trying to kill me. That leaves Hank Hill who I know will lay his life on the line to protect me. Alternatively I go with Fry if it means I can go to the future.
>Physical Strength
He has shown a degree of physical strength (at least above peak human) & a very high amount of adrenaline, especially if he is focused in a fight.
>Regeneration
He has also shown to have the ability of regeneration, such as instantaneously growing back his hand at a fast pace. (Also his severed hand can form into an evil clone known asRetep)
>Cartoon Physics
He also defies the laws of physics so as to perform certain degree of abilities which would appear to be low-level reality manipulation. (He even did this by creating his own gravitational field)
>Hand To Hand Combat Skills
He has shown to be an incredible fighter, as he had fought Ernie The Giant Chicken in a sequence of action styled fights, showing that Peter always seemed to kill Ernie and win but reveals that he is still alive. Yet despite his experience in Fighting, Peter can get defeated by People who know basic or trained fighters such as Joe Swanson, Liam Neeson or Military Soldiers.
>Radioactive Powers (formerly)
During the episode "The Simpsons Guy", he gained radioactive powers during his fight withHomer Simpsonafter falling into the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He gained high levels of superhuman strength, speed, reflexes, stamina, healing, endurance, durability & senses. He even gained a vast increase in muscle mass & a vast loss in fat mass, He was also capable of flight at high speeds.
Peter and Roger are the only real choices. Both have shown to have outright reality warping powers if a gag calls for it. Roger is insanely resourceful and can take on whatever persona he needs for a situation and can be an expert at anything if it’s in line with his persona’s character. Peter can do whatever he wants if he has the power to set up a cutaway joke. But both have been shown to be incredibly weak and easily injured or beat up when they’re acting “normal”.
The problem with Roger is his unreliability. He’s really petty and gets offended easily so you could set him off on accident and not even mean it. Or he might just decide to betray you for an incredibly selfish and silly reason, like when he went through a whole ordeal to get wine for a steak dinner with Francine only to have a wrecking ball take her out just because he wanted both steaks. You’d have to find someway to keep him 100% devoted to you, and even then he could take that to obsessive levels and end up hurting you like he did with Hayley and Klaus before.
With all that in mind, I pick Stelio Kantos.
>four leaf clover
>miracle cream
>300 coffees
I wrote off Fry immediately but you have a point, with his Captain Yesterday powers he would be the most dangerous. Still I'd have to go with Roger, he's basically unkillable.
>Still I'd have to go with Roger, he's basically unkillable.
until he inevitably backstabs you
Roger is lightning fast, and can come up with schemes on the fly to help us escape.
Roger is unfortunately insanely reliable. You can't rely on Dale for the same reasons, as they're both prone to doing something incredibly stupid which will put you in just as much danger as the people trying to kill you.
My choices are Hank and Chef.
You pick Roger but fail to account for the fact that he gets bored of you within the first five minutes and wanders off to go do Andy Dick style shenanigans while you're slaughtered.
he literally cannot get bored. it is his duty to protect me at all costs from the other 8. he solos
Roger values you less than $20 though.
if he was willing to kill more than like 6 people over 20$ i would simply pay him like 30$ to defend me it's that easy
Just keep the pecan sandies coming and you'll be safe.
even if he got bored i'd rather him just leave me to fight on my own instead of turning it into a 9v1 tbh
>Roger getting bored with a kill list
I very much doubt it.
True it is double edged as frick, because Roger will devote like 20 percent of his energy to protecting you but would devote 100 percent of his being to killing you
Just tell roger to get into a bodyguard character, it's so easy. Start singing AND IIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOUUUU and he's in 100%
peter goes the most apeshit on that list
chef is already dead
Homer has been dead for 20 years and that hasn't stopped him
He is now Darth Chef
Family Guy had that one joke that always went on way too long where Peter fights a chicken and if I remember he went pretty hard so him
Dale for the amount of guns he has and the traps he'd set up from his paranoia.
Homer has connections
At least Homer’s been shown to to hold up well in combat situations.
He canonically lost to Peter in a fight:
Although he spared him in the end.
>simpsons
>family guy
>cannon
it's like you've never seen either show
Either Peter or Fry.
Roger > Peter > Fry > Dale > Homer > Hank > Beavis > Chef > Cleveland
name of movie?
>tfw choose roger to protect me
>tfw roger new persona will kill me
BASED.
peter griffin and roger are on completely different levels than any of the others, even if we're using something like superpowered fry or darth chef, roger solos easy
>even if we're using something like superpowered fry or darth chef, roger solos easy
Bro, you could buy Fry 300 coffees and he's so fast time slows down for him.
>he's so fast time slows down for him.
Roger can already move that fast without coffe
Darth Chef was a little b***h, I whooped his ass in Stick of Truth.
Roger could effortlessly slaughter all the other guys
dale because he already has plans to deal with everyone on the list.
Roger, especially since I don’t see any of the others being able to stop him if he was trying to kill me.
Logical
Cleveland easily
How? Cleveland literally gets his house destroyed by Peter in every other episode.
peter literally kicks cleveland's ass at least twice you're destined to die
I have to pick Roger since none of the others could stop him
If the enemies are working solo, Peter.
If the enemies are working together, Roger.
RAIDER DAVE
Roger if he's allowed to use his personas, otherwise Peter
I think Dale is underrated. If you remember the episode "Soldier of Misfortune" he sets up a shit tonne of booby traps around the Arlen gun club and captures Hank, Boomhauer and Billl. He could probably protect you in a safe house if he had planning time. Yes Roger has a bunch of nonsense sci-fi powers but he's also been shown to be quite stupid and it's not hard to imagine him getting caught in a net or something, remember he got captured by the CIA on more than one occasion. If not for Stan he would've died in the show many times.
Dale's a coward. He only kills pests.
>If you remember the episode "Soldier of Misfortune" he sets up a shit tonne of booby traps around the Arlen gun club and captures Hank, Boomhauer and Billl.
you don't remember the episode
They all get stuck in a pit and Dale has to let them out. I know eventually they capture him but he was a stone cold killer at one point.
but that picture is from the raccoon episode and mad dog is the one who catches and retrieves the other 3 in soldier of misfortune
I drink a lot, okay.
>you're really going to kill 5 guys over $20
>you're asking this to the guy who just last week killed 6 guys over $19
Yeah I'm thinking I would pick Roger
Peter. I'd be safe in the air in his petercopter or his hindenpeter
In that regard you might as well go with Fry, he can take you across the galaxy. I don't think the Hindenpeter works in space. Unless Peter has a star destroyer he stole from the Star Wars specials.
Fry is a deliveryboy. He's not a pilot. Scooty Puff Jr. ass b***h.
the only one that has pocket sand
Dale
Dale will save you, albeit not in the way he intended.
obviously roger
I miss threads like these. Probably Peter for the chaos factor.
Dale and roger could btfo all others, hank would pose a challenge however
This is why the prospect is more interesting than you think. Dale by all rights should be able to slaughter everyone, he has a lot of Military know-how, however in King of the Hill, Hank always comes out on top. We know Hank is physically stronger than Dale but also he regularly talks Dale out of doing crazy shit. There is a chance that Dale would choose Hank over you, the same with Peter choosing Cleveland over you.
Peter is the most powerful anime character of all time
Dale
Roger gon' smoke all of these hoes
>Pick Dale
>Go into Dale's Basement and be in lockdown
If any of the others try to harm me I just gun em down and meanwhile I talk conspiracy theories with Dale
Be comfy. I'd cry if I had to kill Hank, Beavis, or Fry though.
Beavis wouldn't even be able to beat Butt-Head in a fight,what is he doing here?
Beavis > all
Non canon. Mike Judge was butthurt that MTV did this without his involvement.
Canon or not, I don't recall a time when things would turn out bad for Cornholio.
Cornholio gets his ass kicked by the Bus Driver in Do America.
Beavis and Butthead's sheer powerlevel is due to dumb luck. But if you had them protect you they'd probably fail and just laugh as you got your ass kicked.
Beavis, but only if he turns into Great Cornholio.
>will
>will try
sounds like i win regardless
gimme chef depending if he's a corpse or not
Roger is the most dangerous regardless of your choice.
Lmao. He really thinks Roger is The Decider. Roger is just a useful crash test dummy.
you clearly dont watch much american dad
I'm an associate!
>Hey! Look who DECIDED to come to dinner!
>stuck in the middle with you starts playing
I'd rather have Roger with me than against me
Hank learned how to fight at the YMCA, he's in decent shape, but he's a realistic boomer without any special strength, intelligence, or powers. As much as I like Hank, I don't think he's a good choice.
Homer, as it's been stated already, canonically lost in a fight to Peter Griffin. Choosing him would be a mistake for that reason alone, not to mention the fact that he's fat, lazy, and stupid. But he is a defensive tank who used to win boxing matches by taking hits until his opponent tired out, and he can take cannonballs to the chest and still get up and walk away.
Chef is already dead, and Darth Chef was a joke that they never came back to after all these years. If this was a competition to see who could bed the most ladies, I'd pick Chef. Otherwise no.
Beavis is quite possibly the worst choice on this list, what's he going to do? Annoy you to death? You want him on the team coming after you.
Cleveland is the most mellow and laid back guy on this list, I don't see him getting much done. You would probably also want him on the other team.
It's been mentioned ITT that Fry, with the use of coffee or ointment, can gain super powers. He's also died and came back more than anyone else on the list. His unintelligence may prove to be a downfall, but he's also supremely lucky and has survived the end of the universe. All that said, Fry on his own is not a great fighter and stands a good chance of getting his ass comically handed to him.
Peter is probably the biggest brawler of the list, his fights against the giant chicken have been numerous and show the lengths he is willing to go to win. I already mentioned that he beat Homer in a similar styled fight. Of course, Peter is also extremely stupid but instinct seems to take over when he's in a fight. He doesn't have any special powers, however, he is just full brute force.
Roger has been discussed ITT at length, he has the most powers and is in theory probably the best choice, but he is a wildcard.
Dale fears Hank
its no contest
>2 FG characters
>2 Koth characters
>no one from Futurama
>no other south park characters
Hank or Roger all day
Process of elimination. Homer, Fry, Beavis, Peter, Dale, and Roger all have high potential to let me die as part of their wacky slapstick comedy. Chef is in South Park which is inherently a death trap regardless of the tone. Cleveland is like Peter but a loser which makes him better to have trying to kill me. That leaves Hank Hill who I know will lay his life on the line to protect me. Alternatively I go with Fry if it means I can go to the future.
Obviously Peter
>Physical Strength
He has shown a degree of physical strength (at least above peak human) & a very high amount of adrenaline, especially if he is focused in a fight.
>Regeneration
He has also shown to have the ability of regeneration, such as instantaneously growing back his hand at a fast pace. (Also his severed hand can form into an evil clone known asRetep)
>Cartoon Physics
He also defies the laws of physics so as to perform certain degree of abilities which would appear to be low-level reality manipulation. (He even did this by creating his own gravitational field)
>Hand To Hand Combat Skills
He has shown to be an incredible fighter, as he had fought Ernie The Giant Chicken in a sequence of action styled fights, showing that Peter always seemed to kill Ernie and win but reveals that he is still alive. Yet despite his experience in Fighting, Peter can get defeated by People who know basic or trained fighters such as Joe Swanson, Liam Neeson or Military Soldiers.
>Radioactive Powers (formerly)
During the episode "The Simpsons Guy", he gained radioactive powers during his fight withHomer Simpsonafter falling into the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He gained high levels of superhuman strength, speed, reflexes, stamina, healing, endurance, durability & senses. He even gained a vast increase in muscle mass & a vast loss in fat mass, He was also capable of flight at high speeds.
Dale has a lot of guns and probably a slightly higher IQ than the others. Plus choosing Dale means you get Octavio for free.
Peter if he's Chicken Mode. Hank if not. Just tell him the other people are Medium Well Done Liberals.
Peter and Roger are the only real choices. Both have shown to have outright reality warping powers if a gag calls for it. Roger is insanely resourceful and can take on whatever persona he needs for a situation and can be an expert at anything if it’s in line with his persona’s character. Peter can do whatever he wants if he has the power to set up a cutaway joke. But both have been shown to be incredibly weak and easily injured or beat up when they’re acting “normal”.
The problem with Roger is his unreliability. He’s really petty and gets offended easily so you could set him off on accident and not even mean it. Or he might just decide to betray you for an incredibly selfish and silly reason, like when he went through a whole ordeal to get wine for a steak dinner with Francine only to have a wrecking ball take her out just because he wanted both steaks. You’d have to find someway to keep him 100% devoted to you, and even then he could take that to obsessive levels and end up hurting you like he did with Hayley and Klaus before.
With all that in mind, I pick Stelio Kantos.
>everyone who didn't pick Dale
You are already dead.
Thankfully that’s why I chose him, can’t argue with this
Roger to protect me.
Homer to try to kill me.
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