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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    at least you're not ed piskor

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Toppest of keks! Well memed, my fellow Cinemaphiledditor.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Killing him the way they did was uncalled for

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The guys a sellout give him enough money and he would praise allah and call science a sin. He can get fricked.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why? It's just a cartoon. He's a public figure, so he's fair game to satire. He's a thin-skinned egomaniac who deserves to be knocked off his pedestal anyway.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >He's a thin-skinned egomaniac who deserves to be knocked off his pedestal anyway.
        What happened?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He throws tantrums whenever anyone criticizes or mocks him. Frick Bill Nye.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Proof?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he made a show for kids where ice cream cones had an orgy and trannies sang a song about their girlwieners

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        His Netflix show was for adults, genius

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        show for manchildren*

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        [...]
        I have literally never heard of this. Please tell me someone has a link to the video.

        A couple of Anons wanted to watch this for some reason so here you go:

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I actually liked that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that what Sausage Party was about?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was hilarious and one of the few moments that made me laugh this season

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I bet 5 bucks that scene gets censored

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if it does i will be pissed and we will RIOT

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How will science bros recover?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      By having superior technology.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not superior enough to be insulated from power lines, apparently…

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BILL NYE THE DYING GUY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no! He was really COOL.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who wants to bet that the neopuritangay was Bill Nye all along?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >POV: Blondi, 1945

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Take this anon, a high quality version of your pic with closed captions activated, extracted directly from Max. For your shitposting necessities

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Are the HBO Max rips as good as the ones from Amazon?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The Amazon rips are slightly higher bitrate

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Public figures indoctrinating young minds with science not yet proven is bad. Stick to educating how the Earth is not flat, and that Vaccines does work. Not fake shit transgenderism not being a mental illness.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >that Vaccines does work
      Nice try Fauci cuck

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >wah none of my schizo conspiracies happened!
        >I definitely didn't believe bullshit too!
        you gays crying and coping over being wrong til the day you die is hilarious

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No problem anon, we'll all be there for you when you transition

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        with my gun or yours?
        we can stand side by side and go out with a BANG!

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >bill gets killed in the show
    >show dies because zach gets cancelled
    pottery

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He thinks he's an authority on all science topics that he isn't even qualified for, he's like Fauci but even less educated somehow.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BILL NYE THE LYING GUY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      BILL TRANS HE'S STILL A MAN

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can't help but laugh at the way he goes into a boxer's stance when he gets electrocuted

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is there a reupload?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nvm found it
        It would be really funny if they had Marc M poorly re-dub just the name Bill Nye to something else

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park, Rick and Morty show famous people getting dismembered and murdered constantly
    >No one cares
    >Smiling Friends does it once
    >Outrage

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bill Nye is protected. You know why you disingenuous homosexual. Also, FOX gives no frick about attacking people. It is fricking FOX. They literally supported the narrative the election was stolen. FOX is made for fricking sheltered morons.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Are you always a spiteful little b***h to people who generally agree with you?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Okay? Not sure what any of that has to do with Bill Nye.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he's not a /misc/tard so they've been seething about him for years
    "gender is determined by chromosomes!"
    years later:
    "uhh gender is a social construct, bigots!"
    so what you mean is "/pol/tard" is now synonym for wanting things to be consistent and to make sense.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder:

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sex how you want!
      DiCaprio:"cool, then i'll only sex 20 year old women"
      >NOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      god this was so cringe
      so glad I was a Dr. Wizard and Beakman's World kid

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can we please stay on topic, i ask you all to divert your attention to this post here, look at some Bill Nye cringe and laugh:

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    even if you take for granted that screenshot is real-which it's not-how unreasonable is it that our collective understanding of science and biology might have changed within the past few decades?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      then how reasonable is it that our collective understanding of science and biology will later chance regarding whether it's a good idea to make children undergo irreversible surgeries based on vaguely defined conditions and self-contradictory definitions?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        its not
        just dont let the government have body autonomy to do that
        body alteration surgeries should not even be considered until an individual is at least 25 if the brain itself still grows until
        liberals are so fricking up their own ass they cannot even get their own agendas right

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it is possible but considering how all the people arguing in favor of lgbt surgery have medical degrees whereas all the people arguing against it have no evidence its bad except an edited screenshot of a 20+year old childrens tv show really doubt the latter group is right.

          Samegay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it is possible but considering how all the people arguing in favor of lgbt surgery have medical degrees whereas all the people arguing against it have no evidence its bad except an edited screenshot of a 20+year old childrens tv show really doubt the latter group is right.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >considering how all the people arguing in favor of lgbt surgery have money riding on the industry
          Fixed that for you.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >all the people arguing in favor of lgbt surgery have medical degrees whereas all the people arguing against it have no evidence its bad
          yeah just trust the science! even when the science can't decide whether gender is born with or a social construct. medical degree makes them right, not like they have a reason to be biased so they can cash in on the surgeries and lifelong treatments. also have fluoride in your tooth paste and tap water because science says it's great, oh wait no it doesn't anymore and now it says it's toxic, oops..

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Engineers always pretend they know everything, amazing for someone so smart they can be so very stupid.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >all the people arguing in favor of lgbt surgery have medical degrees
          You would have to be an absolute moron to believe this. You think all those homosexual 15 year olds on Twitter have an MD?

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why do you think they're pushing for more of them to get it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think that you're TERRIBLE at business.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mega link?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's Saturday, man. The episode won't be on air until tomorrow at midnight est, and won't be uploaded until like 3 hours later, so you've got a 34 hour wait.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >2016 tourist throwing around reddit accusations
    ironic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >2-2-2016!
      That's nice.
      Face the wall pedo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dude the only people who say 2016 anymore are /leftypol/ trannies mad that they got clocked

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >ummm don't you know you're not allowed to talk about us invading the site and shitting it up?! That's a rule I made up so now you have to follow it.

        God you homosexuals just never stop do you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >[schizophenic tantrum]
          Did not read.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >seething THIS hard about it
            lol

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Nooo, you have to read my tantrum!

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Meltdown about someone using "troony" as an insult
    Kek, get a new reading comprehension

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah,

      [...]

      and

      [...]

      seem pretty butthurt to me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're just upset because your troony business is a bad idea.

        Dude the only people who say 2016 anymore are /leftypol/ trannies mad that they got clocked

        >2-2-2016!
        That's nice.
        Face the wall pedo.

        >2016 homosexuals seething whenever they get pointed out
        lol

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I think you're just upset because your troony business is a bad idea.
          I think you need to retry that one to be comprehensible.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I'm sorry raul, I didn't know english was your second language.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Oh, I'm sorry Raul. I didn't know English was your second language.
              Fixed, Saheem

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >seething about punctuation, still cannot read
                well frick, raul, I guess you're just not going to understand the conversation.

                >Nooo, you have to read my tantrum!

                >continuing to seethe for as long as he is given attention
                lol

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I could understand the conversation if you made a cohesive point. Not my fault you're an ESL trying to hide it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The point's very simple,. your proposed troony business is a very bad moneymaking scheme.
                You are going to pretend you don't know what I'm talking about because you are upset it's a bad money making scheme, or because you cannot read, one of the two.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                nta but they made their point pretty well, you just sound like you just don't want to accept and now you've spent half the thread crying about it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        maybe people are tired of every single thread on every single board getting hijacked by you fetishists

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I agree. People with a fetish should stop hijacking threads.
          That's why homosexuals like

          it is possible but considering how all the people arguing in favor of lgbt surgery have medical degrees whereas all the people arguing against it have no evidence its bad except an edited screenshot of a 20+year old childrens tv show really doubt the latter group is right.

          need to shut up and stop going "uhm... ackshually men can be women" every time someone says "troony" as an insult.
          You don't see gays doing this shit every time someone says "homosexual."

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well it isn't, dying is the part you fear, death itself is simply something that happens after dying.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When I wake up in the morning my first thought is about trannies. Every decision I make as I go about my day is about trannies. The products I consume, the views I hold: all are dictated by trannies. I can't stop thinking about them. I can't stop talking about them. I have terabytes of troony porn saved on my computer to dump at a moment's notice when I get mad online in arguments about trannies.

    Why can't other people just be normal like me?

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    are you so prepared to get triggered that you have this pic on the ready to post? How fricking mad are you?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"triggered"
      >Post-2020
      Yep, anon's pic is spot on. We have a Redditor.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >seething at the very mention of the word triggered
        liberal detected.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          >Noo, you're seething, not me!
          Why are Redditgays like this?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know, why ARE you like this?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Nice small dick response.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure you would know.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've been on Cinemaphile since before you were born.
    And let me tell you, your troony business will never work.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I was born before 2015 so that's not true.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks Cinemaphile started 2015
        ah, newbies.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You ain't ESL. ESL means "English Second Language." You reading posts like it's your fifth language or some shit.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Man, you kids really can't do any kind of banter, can you?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Congrats on remembering punctuation Raj.

              WTF happened to this thread?

              [...]

              but unironically.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >STILL upset that he failed to understand the troony business idea conversation until it was explained to him thrice
                oh raul

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Explained to him thrice
                You probably didn't explain shit to me; there's more than one person here who doesn't like you freaks, and scrolling thrugh the thread I don't see anyone explaining shit about transexuals as a business except for one dude who thinks "It's 1% of the population" is a good counterargument.
                Meanwhile you're here typing like a summergay teen.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you think it's fun and games until you realize you've been on Cinemaphile for two decades.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Ttthhhheeeddoooonaaald!
    Actual unironic Reddit comeback.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you got called out for being a reddit immigrant and now you keep shitting your pants and repeating the word "reddit" as though you can reflect the fact back.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's nice r/traaaans migrant.
        Now please stop shitting up this website.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care that your home subreddit was deleted. You have to go back.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WTF happened to this thread?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >/pol/nigs seethe about one of their usual boogiemen
      >somebody asks why they're seeting
      >gets pointed out that it's because they're /misc/nigs
      >/pol/nigs hate being identified so they started throwing a tantrum about trannies, just like they always do

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's strange how you desperately insist the well known invaders aren't well known or invading.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    lol it took him less than 5 seconds to do the thing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My guy, don't whine about being called a predditgay when you gaygorinos already did that "thedonald" shit.

      Powerlevel, but I used that site for a few months to try to shill a game I was working on I got perma'd a little bit after.. "T_D" was ALL you homosexuals whined about anytime you had a little bit of political dissent.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >but I used that site for a few months to try to shill a game I was working on
        hey are you that guy who made that game on Cinemaphile where you played as a mall cop shooting trannies and everybody called you a fricking moron because your game's description was in garbled misspelled english? Or was that a different /misc/tard

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No. I don't use Cinemaphile and never really cared for it.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Same anon as

    >STILL upset that he failed to understand the troony business idea conversation until it was explained to him thrice
    oh raul

    , throwing a tantrum

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It always feels real good when someone accuses me of samegayging and misses.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Want to reread that reply Mihir?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          no, but maybe you should.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        swing and miss

        Samegay, and barely incomprehensible at that

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          *whiff*

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Smells like designated shitting streets over there?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              you morons really do have a script don't you? It's always the same three or four phrases.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      swing and miss

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >/misc/ out of nowhere
    >begins to completley dereail the thread by calling everyone /misc/gays
    I'll never understand how a funny cartoon about smiling little creatures attracts so many schizos

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    same goes if you're going to act like a /misc/gay.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite part of this thread was when somebody said "why are people mad at bill nye" and somebody said "because /misc/tards are obsessed with trannies" and then /misc/tards spent 100 posts talking about how trannies are freaks of nature created by a secret cabal of pharmajews to sterilize the white race to prove how not mad at bill nye they are

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do we have any proof that they took it down because of legal action?

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >ur stupid
    oh man I'm just burning alive over here, eh rahij?

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited to see Dana voice Rotten in this episode. He does like the same voice every role he does but I still enjoy watching him perform since he seems to love who he plays as.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I have literally never heard of this. Please tell me someone has a link to the video.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Why is everyone calling me moronic? Looks like I hit a sensitive nerve.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That scene was unfunny and I wouldn't care if it was cut from the episode

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    missed again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Try switching up your wording if you want it to be less obvious.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's not the worst but it's definitely attracting the most mental illness, from the "neo puritan" projectionists to the tumblr crowd who's champing at the bit to cancel it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He said the line.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        and what moronic thing are you mad about this time

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    mega?

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    > So we can all agree that Smiling Friends has the worst fanbase of any current cartoon
    Nah that’s still seasonal anime

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Losing argument
    >"Can we all agree..."

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    okay so show me the death scene

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's on YouTube if you take more than 5 seconds to search for it. Surprised they made his death look realistic like a LiveLeak clip

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah and it's gay that you're all wringing your hands over a sub MeatCanyon parody skit not even the sick animations guy could save

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have links to:
    >president ep
    >a allan adventure

    These are the only two episodes I haven't seen yet.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No, it's attracted the worst hate base of any current cartoon

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More like Seething Friends

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Schizo Friendic

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh yeah? prove it by killing yourself

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cinemaphile has largely become a twitter colony so that tracks.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Even the birds?

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Actual Nazi here.

    You guys are all gays.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ok and?

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's what they do. they deny what's fricking obvious to try and make themselves look better and to avoid dealing with the negative side of whatever they believe

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how you basically have to avoid Cinemaphile for a week in order to remain unspoiled on Smiling Friends. Thanks adult swim you bunch of buttholes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >avoid Cinemaphile
      That sounds healthy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [as] has been doing episode previews for their shows for decades

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is the talkback thread for the new episode. Deal with it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not one single person has commented on the episode this entire thread

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OP Here. This thread went to shit. I honestly thought it would be funny, not turn into what it did.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Smiling Friends is a shit show with a shittier fanbase why wouldn't it devolve into impotent online fighting?

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    nta but i do want to frick spiders. i'm not arachnophobic though.

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