>Well done Anon, Employed after all..
>Who would've thought it, hey?
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>Well done Anon, Employed after all.. >Who would've thought it, hey?
>Well done Anon, Employed after all..
>Who would've thought it, hey?
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this show is trash, I can't believe some fat boomer tricked me into watchign this glorified highschool play
post three (3) superior television drama programs
Stranger Things, The Boys, Better Call Saul
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BBC The Caesars (black and white) its on youtube
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stupid homosexual
you are so so fricking stupid i hate you
absolute pleb
>the scene where he's chiding all the young men over not getting married
F-frick you Augustus.
>You murderers of your own posterity!
That's one of my favorites lines in all of television and film.
>HAS ANYBODY IN ROME NOT SLEPT MY DAUGHTER?!
Kino.
>Only once, Caeser..
>Just a handjob, Ceaser
>Wasn't worth it was it? I could have told you that
>Anon! It turns out I wasn't a chud after all. Could have knocked me over with a feather when they told me
>Makes Claudius consul as a meme
Truly ahead of his time.
>I cheated them again - they all think I'm banned!
>But you are banned, you fool! You're as banned as any anon can be.
>Oh well, you can't survive them all.
>No, not even you. It's time to leave.
>Wait - the dickyposters. What will happen to them?
>The mod will ban them.
>And the sneedposters?
>The mod will ban them - then the discord trannies will get him banned
>It all sounds depressingly familiar.
>Yes, isn't it?
>And Cinemaphile?
>Oh that will go on, as Hiroshi said it would. But there'll be no more oldgay memes after baneposting. That''ll be the last. But the memes won't be a bad lot after that. Well, give or take a few. Quite a story, wasn't it? They removed you as a janitor, you know...lucky for you, you always did it for free! But it's time to go, anon, the ban list is waiting.
>Just one more post-
>You can't put it off...you can't post here forever.
>No, I suppose not.
>Now....forget . It's but a few clicks to your history, and one right click to forget the website...
>And then?
>And then, I promise you, you'll get permabanned on a different website altogether...
>Farewell, Anon the Never-Employed and Enjoyer of Hotpockets, Last of the Oldgays, one-time Janny of the Television & Film board. Farewell.
2/10
Apply yourself
>
kino
This is surprisingly good writing for a Cinemaphile post
Brian Blessed was so handsome back then
Show?
Rome 2: Electric Claudius
I, Claudius
QUICKER THAN BOILED ASPARAGUS
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Self-employed and much happier than I've ever been.
Augustus made the show. Such dignity and mastery of theatre. Beautiful performance. Among many others as well, the first episodes are such a wonder to watch for the first time, highly recommend it to anyone really.
The lowest point is with Caligula, both thematically and narrative wise it is a truly deplorable character. Despite John Hurt's great performance it is quite disgusting and distracting from the overall pacing of the show. Denigrates the intrigue and all the relationship dynamics of all the characters into a pathetic mess. Of course the spergs here absolutely worship it, it's really unsurprising because it's mentally ill just like the lowest of Cinemaphile.
Caligula is supposed to be a disgusting freak who represents how bad Rome has been allowed to get over time, that's the point of his character. Hell even Livia calls him a monster, though it's only through her endless scheming that he was able to get on the throne, she killed all the better candidates.
Nah Claudius is great. His speech to the senate right after he becomes emperor is amazing and his acting is great.
Livia is the soul of the show but her figure keeps growing even after her death, she wouldn't be the towering character she is if it wasn't for Messalina and Agrippina the Younger trying to do what she did and failing miserably. I'd go as far as to say she's the best villain in any tv show ever
VAAAARUS WHERE ARE MY EAGLES!!!!
THIRRRTEEEEEN
"Your emperor is amongst you once again. All his wars successfully concluded, and the victorious armies brought back to Rome. He had thought, in his divine innocence, that the roads might be lined with cheering crowds; he had thought that the streets might be strewn with flowers; he had thought that there'd be messages to greet him telling him of triumphs to be awarded. And what did he find, this conqueror of the Germans, this victor of the mighty Neptune? The streets empty of crowds and flowers, no triumphs rewarded, no games, no celebrations--but three miserable, old, ex-counsels waiting at the gates to meet him, and a room full of cowardly, stay-at-home senators who have spent all their time in the theatre and in the baths, while he has spent six months, living no better than a private soldier!? Yes! Your emperor has returned! BUT WITH THIS IN HIS HAND!"
>unsheathes sword
>"But Jove, you ordered no triumphs!"
"Well, of course I ordered no triumphs, do you think I'd ordered triumphs for myself?!"
>"But you ordered us not to order any!"
"Yessssss, and you took me at my word, didn't you? Typical! It didn’t occur to you that I might be leaving it up to you for your love to show itself freely; didn't occur to you that it might be my natural humility speaking! "I ordered you not to celebrate". But you ordered celebrations for the anniversary of Actiom, didn't you? Didn't forget to celebrate the defeat of my great-grandfather, Marc Antony! How many bottles of wine did you open, toasting his murder while I was doing battle with the sea?"