>well first of all you smell good, which is surprising
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>well first of all you smell good, which is surprising
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on the whole, i enjoy most of his work
He does look like he smells bad. Same as Jennifer Lawrence
her butthole look appetizing though. i'd stuff my nose in it
tall girls have smelly pussies
is that because they live too far away to smell when they need to attend to it
i think its something to do with hormonal factors with the increased height. their armpits smell like guys too. my ex is 183cm, asian so there ya go. i take a smaller girl anyday over a tall.
Wtf she's a human not a piece of meat
You can definitely tell that Jennifer Lawrence is one of those white b***hes who smells like wet dog and sour milk
> having a smell at all
what are you,
a woman?
He shouldn't have got defensive. No way to not look like a cuck in that scenario
>the absolute disrespect of your opening move being a fatality
What I don't understand is why doesn't Nick Kroll get shit on the same way as Jonah?
krolls funnier
>btfo before you even sat down
and you know it really stung because he brought it back up later in the interview.
>Jimmy Kimmel: well first of all you smell good, which is surprising
>Jonah Hill: and good looking
>Jimmy Kimmel: also surprising
>Jonah Hill: don't ask me to explain that, that's a gift
>Jimmy Kimmel: that's very nice of you to say
>Jonah Hill: i could talk to you all night but i have to get up early tomorrow for a work thing so i have to go.
>...
>Jonah Hill: also on that note I'm sorry to say i have to cut this off
>Jonah Hill: thanks again for a great time, I hope your kid dies
This is what the AI came up with, is that a win for Jonah?
Kimmel: well first of all you smell good, which is surprising
Hill: and good looking
Kimmel: also surprising
This is 100% how it would've happened if he said that
I gave it a try too and it spat out this heartwarming scene of male bonding.
>Jimmy Kimmel: well first of all you smell good, which is surprising
>Jonah Hill: thanks... I think?
>Kimmel: no, really. You smell great
>Hill: thank you
>Kimmel: so where are the girls in this hotel that you're staying at
>Hill: um... they went to bed early and I got bored
>Kimmel: yeah but I know why they did that
>Hill: what's up
>Kimmel: because they were fricking your brains out earlier tonight
>Hill: yessss
What's the AI's response to the Ornella dilemma?
>well, when i attempted suicide i didnt wash for weeks, i did smell bad, i was a mess. I was close to the edge. Suicide is really common Jimmy, someone in the audience will know someone who's committed suicide.
>But hey, feel free to make jokes on whatever topic you want, its your show.
He should of ripped a fart right there and said "Now how do I smell"
>you smell like you did an hour ago
>I can’t smell as bad as your haunted French c**t. I heard you've been scraped more times than a fisherman’s knuckle
*crickets*
Just makes him look like a seething incel
There is no reply he can give that does not make him seem like an Incel. A non - Incel would have never been the butt of her cruel joke in the first place
Ornella and Jimmy made the mistake of seeing jonah as some affable fatty whose comedic moxie was based on his ability to take these kind of jabs in stride. They must have forgotten he's a israelite.
that's the funny thing, he could have rung up mossad and had that b***h black bagged or publicly humiliated. it's a testament to his character that he showed restraint.
damn I hope this is posted on reddit.com for others to enjoy, it's very funny
Jonah... It's Ornella... I call you to ask if you still need more time? We really have to finish that show, it's been 10 years.
Okay then I'll call back next year.
>well first of all, I learnt you weren't an incel, which is surprising
>learnt
The Jonah meme would never have started if people realised how much he is considered an icon by fashionable people and hipsters.
>yeah, it was raining outside
>what are you, a florist?
>oh yeah? you should try smelling a pie some time, it'll blow your mind