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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you didn't heat the bowl first so the rice wasted most of its energy trying to heat it up for you.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the hot rice cooks the egg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The heat from the rice cooks the eggs

      Bullshit. You can take the rice straight from the rice cooker and it won't cook the egg. The japs just don't mind that it's raw and goopy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You put the egg in the rice cooker you fricking moron. Of course moving the rice around diffuses the heat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homie, have you never had poached eggs?
        Soft boiled eggs?
        Runny doesn't necessarily mean raw.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahaha sucker

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tamago kake gohan? You're doing it wrong...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't DBZ Black person speak English

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're a fricking idiot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lurk more

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      It's no good deleting it, we all saw you embarrass yourself anon, and we'll remember. We'll all remember.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is this and what were you supposed to get.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cooked rice with raw egg
      >japanese food

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile somehow has a burning hatred for japanese cuisine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          too bland

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's all just
          >get the ingredients
          >put them all with each other
          >the end

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          japanese food is massively overrated. its basically all the same flavor and has no nutritional value whatsoever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The heat from the rice cooks the eggs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Place rice in a bowl and make a shallow indentation in the center. Break the whole egg into the center. Season with 1/2 teaspoon onions sauce, 1/2 teaspoon mirin (if using), a pinch of salt, a pinch of MSG (if using), and a pinch of Hondashi (if using).

      Stir vigorously with chopsticks to incorporate egg; it should become pale yellow, frothy, and fluffy in texture. Taste and adjust seasonings as necessary.

      Sprinkle with furikake and nori (if using), make a small indentation in the top, and add the other egg yolk (if using). Serve immediately.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Onions Sauce

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Frick this could be delicious. I've made that shit myself, didn't know you could buy it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cant possibly be better than the real deal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So it's scenic route egg fried rice?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Basically. It's for breakfast.

          This is now a Cinemaphile breakfast thread. Post them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pasta Mama

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The chick in the red reminds me of pornstar Bunny Madison

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pure Americana, checking in.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The rice doesn't look steaming hot from your pic.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you telling me a shrimp fried that rice?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lmfao I love when helpless morons get memed by moronic anime tropes

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey here's an idea weebs, why don't ya just cook the egg and the rice separately and then enjoy together

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just make fried rice man.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what are we feastin' tonight bros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >posted OC 'za
      >go warned for typing gibbersh
      >another 'za thread stayed up
      homosexual jannies can't handle my 'za

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        white trash cuisine right here
        MODSSS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leftover beef chilli

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol that's disgusting. you're disgusting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he dosent eat cheesy peezy ramansqueezy
        queer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is neither cheese nor ramen in that photo.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Then what is it, you homo.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's a question for science.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh my Science! Can you heccin believe this person eats THIS!!!!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stir fried cabbage and kielbasa. Over rice.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mix it in you rice sucking squint eyed fricking dirty bugman zipperhead ching chang chink nipnong bingbong israelitepanese worst Korea cat butchering dog slaughterer yellow jaundiced opium tea slinging tiananman square massacre denying winny the pooh honeypot fed Black person homosexual israelite troony janny dumbass prostitute moron fatass skeleton piece of shit.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The heat of the egg cooks the rice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The heat of the egg cooks the rice

      Egguricu hivemind

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The heat of the egg cooks the rice

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The egg is cooked by the heat stored in the rice

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Weebs are so stupid they would eat raw chicken if you served it with onions sauce, rice and chop sticks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Onion Sauce

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They call it chicken sashimi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >weebs will defend this
        Enjoy your kawaii parasites.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >weebs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Grotesque

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bet she's German.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I hate Americans so goddamn much

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She's Welsh.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I dont know why I watch this everytime I see it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Tartare is great but you don't use mystery meat ground beef from Costco to make it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            oh my god no you fat troll you have to cook that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine the smell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Americans call that salmonella

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yu aru da nigaru

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Loco moco. Obvs not mine, but I just finished eating so I couldn't take a picture.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      been wanting to make this for a long time, looks so flavorful

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's basically Hawaiian salisbury steak except with a fried egg and served on rice.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beef and chorizo tacos

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it is Tonkatsu, the kino japane dish

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japs don't care that it doesn't cook and raw egg is nicer anyway so long as you are someplace that it won't give you salmonella. Raw foods in general are fricking great and the modern factory farm industrial hell means we are denied it because everything needs to have the life cooked out of it to prevent disease.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the rice is steaming, the eggs should get above 150F and kill any salmonella.

      Raw eggs are kino, though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can someone explain to me as to why he does this?
        What do Eggs have in them that makes them good for you to drink them raw? Like, is it for instense workouts? Do they give you lots of Energy or something?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a protein hit and it's moronic as frick.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >>It's a protein hit
            Yeah but like, how much though? I've never understood protein I guess. That just gives you Energy right?
            >>it's moronic as frick.
            Is it? Don't a lot of people do it? or am I just assuming too much?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's dangerous to eat raw egg in large amounts. Or rather irresponsible. Protein for mass building.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cooking eggs let's your body ingest 90% of the protein. Raw is only 50%

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Double the number of eggs and get even more protein.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I said no pulp

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >This says with pulp
                >I like the one that says some pulp

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Quick shot of protein moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >>It's a protein hit
          Yeah but like, how much though? I've never understood protein I guess. That just gives you Energy right?
          >>it's moronic as frick.
          Is it? Don't a lot of people do it? or am I just assuming too much?

          I've been trying to figure this out for 40 years
          it's trying to show that he is too busy training so that's how he gets his protein to train because he always does that before his iconic runs
          I still don't know how much of it is actually "this meathead is too dumb to cook"

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the rice is supposed to be hot when you put the egg on
    dumb gajin

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true nips eat dolphin?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rate my eggs

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i put my rice in the microwave for a 1 min if it isn't hot enough. i used to eat it all the time with some left over bacon or spam.

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