Well that was weird.

Well that was weird.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You actually saw it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mommy told me to see it twice.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Weird? Weird.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The villain never should have made it to screen. He was fricking terrible.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a terrible movie but I'll be sad if they don't bring her back for a Morbius/Venom/Kraven crossover.
    Cap it off and try to make all this nonsense "worth it" on some level

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >when you take responsibility, great power will come

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I felt drunk watching it. It felt like less of a movie and more of a stream of barely integrated individual events.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/0HeF0Oc.jpeg

      Well that was weird.

      It's clearly a setup for the ACTUAL Madame Web film - which is where they don constumes and actually fight crime. That's why there is this hastily added extra scene that's a FANTASY or premonition or something of them suiting up. All this shit got greenlit in the 2018-2019 era where super hero films couldn't fail.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    not really weird. kinda just boring. was hoping it would be badly weird fun stuff but eh was merely boring

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Every other scene is incredibly awkward and poorly executed. It was hilarious. Frick off you boring c**t

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Twitch stream was fun.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Similar to Morbius and Venom, it's simultaneously twenty years out of date and also pulled together out of vague runoff from the actual Spider-Man films. They all have that "director was drunk" feeling.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The film was written a bit before chat gpt got popular in that weird moment before the strike. I haven't seen the movie myself, but people say the dialogues are so weird, make people suspect it was written with the help of AI

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe they had professional sexpots Moner and Sweeney together in a movie and wasted it so much.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      For sure

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why does the girl in the red leather jacket look beat to shit and 45 years old
        seriously that is one high mileage face, like she's been through 3 marriages and one to a puerto rican guy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Some folk just badly

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >34 years old
            >that face

            christ almighty what a mess look at that face, this is what 15 years of being a strong independent womyn gets you

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Me on the right

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        sex

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what is the total screen time of sweeney's joobies?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      0 seconds

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sony marvel movies are better than marvel marvel movies

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No they aren't

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was Moner hot?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Of course

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I shot web

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Still no Morbius

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i like how the shill campaign for this movie on Cinemaphile failed miserably

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yet here we are talking about it again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It has two of Cinemaphile's biggest waifus on it, there's an automatic interest. But we have limits.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Watched this drunk yesterday. Weird is truly the only word for it, aside from bad.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Dakota hater is back and talking to himself again I see. And she's always had those smile lines, since at least 50 Shades.

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