>what is posting on two different devices
wow so hard to do
there is not someone sitting around with an ornella ready to go within 2m of you making your post
try again next time and dont make it so obvious
i have 5 siblings. you learn to retort fast or everyone laughs at you at the dinner table. and yes i have an ornella image ready to go and camp the catalog sorted by creation date
i think you misunderstood something
im not saying what you posted was so awesome that it must have been staged
im just saying you obviously samegayged hoping people would high five you for your manufactured meme
next time, have an actual zinger for jonah to say and dont reply to yourself so quicly 3/10 you can do better
Personally I have five devices all ready to go, and I’m looking into purchasing my sixth. It cost me a lot, but I’m able to get up to some shenanigans so it’s worth it.
>Yes, my fellow actors are very attractive, unlike me. I was forced to rely on hard work to improve my acting skills, and to set aside my pride to be the butt of the joke at times, to become successful.
I hope you enjoy being attractive, and mocking people less attractive like myself while you can. You're looks will fade soon, and it seems you don't have much else to offer other than a pretty face and a bully.
>Oh Ornella you slay me! I couldn't possibly be the cuckhold in this scenario since you don't even meet my standards in the first place being underdeveloped as you are! I wouldn't even be able to pass you off to my friends! You might want to consider plastic surgery if you genuinely want a shot.
I've never actually seen the clip kek, my knowledge of this incident is entirely through memetic osmosis. You could tell me almost anything about it and I might well believe you
Genuine question: How should Jonah have responded here? IMO I would’ve just taken the L and moved on in life but it seems to me that everything that went wrong in this homies life started here.
Literally all he had to do was do the night show host schtick of taking it on the nose and laughing with it and lauding her for the joke.
That or say some gay shit like "Funny, mine is the same but you leave instead"
No way it wasn't a small joke about him being fat or less handsome, instead of interviewing him she basically went on and on about he's fat and ugly on tv in front of an audience laughing at him
>Why yes, I'm not only fat and ugly, but also gay. Please beat me up more
Not a winning strategy, anon.
>be fat and ugly >take it way too serious >everyone knows you got your feelings hurt
vs >own up to it >possibly turn it into a joke but at least you can show you're honest and can admit to what makes you a comedian
everyone knows jonah is a fat ugly israelite that plays fat ugly israelite characters
it only went so poorly because he let it affect him
every single thread shows that there was no winning move where he says a witty comeback that comes across as funny and not insecure
the only thing he can do is take it and respond appropriately
>you're right, I AM disgusting and no beautiful women such as yourself would want to ever frick me
I know we haven't found a good response but this isn't it either
What she did would have been socially acceptable in America in 1980 as nobody likes fat people or takes them seriously. The French are just 30 years behind everything. In this case, it's for the better. Notice that after she publicly humiliated Jonah, he got serious and lost the weight.
But she never called him fat did she? I thought she just mocked him for being demons raped in end of the fricking world? And also about frick Pitt and not him
there is literally no way out of this situation. jonah could open up a time cube where he has infinite time to come up with a comeback and he would never be able to come out on top. years later and thousands of people musing upon this topic have not been able to find a suitable response. he was doomed the moment he sat in that chair - forever!
>Yeah, well, I hope you're proud of yourself, and you know what I mean, ya frickin' prostitute. Wait 'til I draw your suicide note in your own blood, you frog frickin' b***h. I'm comin' over and I'm gonna kill ya. I'm gonna kill your whole motherfrickin' family.
>did you forget to pay your tab again?
Inorganic OP replying to himself. Quip discarded. Shameful.
the P says 3 and therefore you are no friend of me, newfriend
use your phone on data and you can create as many “posters” as you want
see?
jonah lost
ok go to website
Shame upon anon for such barbarity.
MORE TIME
Did you buy all the jerky again?
MORE TIME
>Ornellaposting in the first reply
refine your technique
jonah, you're just going to have to accept that some of us can think on our feet while you get brain fog just from sitting down
>what is posting on two different devices
wow so hard to do
there is not someone sitting around with an ornella ready to go within 2m of you making your post
try again next time and dont make it so obvious
i have 5 siblings. you learn to retort fast or everyone laughs at you at the dinner table. and yes i have an ornella image ready to go and camp the catalog sorted by creation date
You have ornella ready to go?
>ah a jonah post! I better pull up my ornella image, good thing it's found easily since I named it 1689106020258842m
i think you misunderstood something
im not saying what you posted was so awesome that it must have been staged
im just saying you obviously samegayged hoping people would high five you for your manufactured meme
next time, have an actual zinger for jonah to say and dont reply to yourself so quicly 3/10 you can do better
not samegayging but you'll never believe me. and the more i argue the more you're convinced i am.
knew right where it was. and yes im a moronic phonegay
>I am quick witted
OK so how should have Jonah responded without being mad?
Personally I have five devices all ready to go, and I’m looking into purchasing my sixth. It cost me a lot, but I’m able to get up to some shenanigans so it’s worth it.
>Yes, my fellow actors are very attractive, unlike me. I was forced to rely on hard work to improve my acting skills, and to set aside my pride to be the butt of the joke at times, to become successful.
I hope you enjoy being attractive, and mocking people less attractive like myself while you can. You're looks will fade soon, and it seems you don't have much else to offer other than a pretty face and a bully.
You did okay in the first half but the vindictive pity party would just come off as pathetic to an audience in the second half.
thx
It's the best thing I've come up with. I'd say it needs to be workshopped but we all know we'll never get a satisfactory response.
NTA but it sucked.
>your fantasy is having handsome actors roleplay how you got on tv?
Is better.
>I'd love to help your fantasy become reality but sadly we all know that you're too old for Leo and too flat for Brad.
Whereas you’re just too fat, for anyone. Ever.
>The same is true about my penis. I've yet to meet a woman who can take it's girth.
>Guess God got a little lazy with you and just set everything to "wide"
>I'm glad you're taking your role as a cuckold as naturally as you do being the fat guy, Jonah
>Oh Ornella you slay me! I couldn't possibly be the cuckhold in this scenario since you don't even meet my standards in the first place being underdeveloped as you are! I wouldn't even be able to pass you off to my friends! You might want to consider plastic surgery if you genuinely want a shot.
>There's no need to make your quips as bloated as your belly, Jonah
>Neither is there a need to make your own quips as meager as your chest.
>Not all of us ladies are lucky enough to have breasts as big as yours, Jonah.
It's fricking over. She's literally unbeatable.
>Nor are you lucky enough to have a ring on your finger at your age.
Jonah isn't married either and he's also older than her so that doesn't work
I've never actually seen the clip kek, my knowledge of this incident is entirely through memetic osmosis. You could tell me almost anything about it and I might well believe you
>That's probably a good thing, I never liked doing clean up after Brad's "parties". The blood. The bodies. The stories I can never tell.
Genuine question: How should Jonah have responded here? IMO I would’ve just taken the L and moved on in life but it seems to me that everything that went wrong in this homies life started here.
>Genuine question: How should Jonah have responded here?
the entirety of the internet has yet to figure this out
Damn. Did the hag fall off into irrelevancy after this at least?
Done.
Unironically something about her being antisemitic. There's literally zero come back from it
Not cancel his press tour like a seething homosexual
Do a 360 and walk away
then he would be walking right into you moron
he meant to scuttle away sideways all crablike
>Don’t speak to me, foul Archon. I know what you are.
Sure Ornella, inviting me to leave you would break my heart, but that night you’d have your heart broken twice
Literally all he had to do was do the night show host schtick of taking it on the nose and laughing with it and lauding her for the joke.
That or say some gay shit like "Funny, mine is the same but you leave instead"
No way it wasn't a small joke about him being fat or less handsome, instead of interviewing him she basically went on and on about he's fat and ugly on tv in front of an audience laughing at him
>be fat and ugly
>take it way too serious
>everyone knows you got your feelings hurt
vs
>own up to it
>possibly turn it into a joke but at least you can show you're honest and can admit to what makes you a comedian
everyone knows jonah is a fat ugly israelite that plays fat ugly israelite characters
it only went so poorly because he let it affect him
every single thread shows that there was no winning move where he says a witty comeback that comes across as funny and not insecure
the only thing he can do is take it and respond appropriately
>you're right, I AM disgusting and no beautiful women such as yourself would want to ever frick me
I know we haven't found a good response but this isn't it either
>Why yes, I'm not only fat and ugly, but also gay. Please beat me up more
Not a winning strategy, anon.
Was she just a b***h or are all french people like this?
What she did would have been socially acceptable in America in 1980 as nobody likes fat people or takes them seriously. The French are just 30 years behind everything. In this case, it's for the better. Notice that after she publicly humiliated Jonah, he got serious and lost the weight.
But she never called him fat did she? I thought she just mocked him for being demons raped in end of the fricking world? And also about frick Pitt and not him
there is literally no way out of this situation. jonah could open up a time cube where he has infinite time to come up with a comeback and he would never be able to come out on top. years later and thousands of people musing upon this topic have not been able to find a suitable response. he was doomed the moment he sat in that chair - forever!
well, you're actually violating my boundaries right now...
jonah was my fave star in a reasonably priced car
>Yeah, well, I hope you're proud of yourself, and you know what I mean, ya frickin' prostitute. Wait 'til I draw your suicide note in your own blood, you frog frickin' b***h. I'm comin' over and I'm gonna kill ya. I'm gonna kill your whole motherfrickin' family.
Avgn would more likely be talking about shit, playing with shit, shitting on her and getting shit on by her because james has a scat fetish.