Asgard plasma beams would rip through the Enterprise and it would be over after the first shot.
>plasma beams
Lol no. Trek shields laugh off superheated gas, they can do shallow dives into stars & come out in one piece. And that's assuming you can even hit - phasers are non-dissipating lightspeed weapons & photon torpedoes are FTL, and both routinely miss their mark in Trek ship combat because of the range & speed at which they engage. STL munitions are gonna whiff every time unless you can saturate the field with them.
>supernova shockwave approaching at lightspeed >it will arrive in a few hours
Trek ships can pop stars too, but they don't because its pointless against ftl ships & an atrocity against inhabited planets.
Also what part of 'trek shields block teleport hax' are you having trouble with?
>atrocity against inhabited planets
Not my problem. Send in the gas. >Also what part of 'trek shields block teleport hax' are you having trouble with?
Rodney and/or Sam and/or the nerds and/or the Czech will fix it.
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>block teleport hax
Gimme 44 minutes I'll have the shields down.
Wait does this mean that the bc-304 is vulnerable to having hostiles beamed on-board? Because if so the Trek ship is going to capture it without a fight, either via surgical boarding action or just removing important-looking parts until it stops moving. (And long before enemy technical wizardry can completely bypass their own shields, which has happened before but is far from trivial)
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>tape a nuke to an important looking bit
nothing personnel
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>via surgical boarding action
I've seen their commandos. Shits embarrassing.
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Gatechads travel to other galaxies for fun, they can run rings around Starfleet slowcoaches.
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Relying on tech given to them by powerful races. They are 21st century apes running and gunning with toys they barely understand.
Rodney is a reddit neckbeard who buys expensive gadgets from Amazon and tells everyone, I'm an engineer btw.
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>Relying on tech given to them by powerful races.
Vulcans.jpg
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Around space elves, watch yourselves
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put some respeck on daddy
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>picard takes out borgs with tommy gun >o'neill takes out replicators with shotgun
seems the blunt cudgel is the most effective against hyperintelligence in these universes anyways
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Teal'C is way older and way more experienced than Worf, with superior skills as well.
Teal'C wins ez
>via surgical boarding action
They would all die lol
The BC-304 from the last episode would rape the enterprise-D in a few shots, and any of them could easily outrun the D using hyperdrive
Asgard technology is extremely OP by star trek standards
Which season? Early Teal'c has that larval g'ould giving him regeneration and enhancing his strength and all that, but he loses it some point and they have to start giving him shots of tritonen. He becomes a lot weaker after that. Poor homie couldn't even kel'nareem anymore.
Teal'c is the squad tough guy, Worf is either a punching bag or a punching bag that still wins and gets laid if we are going by DS9 rules.
My money is on Teal'c though I like Worf more.
Being a weeb for your own culture and then doubling down on it out of spite when he finds out Klingons are all stupid backstabbing morons is fricking hilarious.
> staff weapon > slow heavy unwieldy cannon > vs > bat'leth > agile hand to hand combat
Worf wins unless Teal'c has the distance and Worf stands perfectly still.
Jaffa are more like storm troopers. They are cannon fodder trying to become warriors.
Klingons are warriors by nature.
>It was a one shot instakill at first
No, from the very beginning the first shot was a stun, usually knocking the target out. Repeated exposure seems to provide some resistance to being knocked out (or just whatever the writer for the episode wants to happen). The second shot still kills.
The third shot vaporizes the body but they kind of ignored that later
>Jaffa are more like storm troopers. They are cannon fodder trying to become warriors.
Sure, but Teal'c isn't a random Jaffa. He's the First Prime of the second strongest System Lord (the strongest being Ra) and has beaten several actual GOOLD?s in combat, including the one who fricking specialized in combat and had trained for thousands of years.
This is not even CLOSE to a fair fight. Even if you give Worf the bat'leth (a moronic weapon for actual combat, it only makes sense as a ceremonial weapon) and have Teal'c be unarmed, Teal'c will still win 99% of the time. If you give Teal'c the staff he wins 99.999999% of the time.
Worf would knife him with a klingon dagger while that dumb floppy rubber staff was still mid swing. The movie Jaffa were much more imposing beasts like demi-god status. Pilot Teal'c was equivalent to those of Ras elite Jaffa. The show distanced from that. The Goa'uld themselves became kind of a farce as the show went on. Appearing oppulent badass while bumbling around using stolen tech. I mean the whole premise was false gods.
>Worf would knife him with a klingon dagger
Junior would just heal Tealc. He was stabbed multiple times with a sword once and still won his fight. And that was old man Tealc sans Junior.
Aren't Klingons like not that much stronger than humans? I think in ST universe TNG vulcans are many times stronger than a human but I don't know if klingons are like .5 stronger or just barely
Star Trek aliens are all the exact same because of some really garbage TNG lore, not that different from humans
Teal'c is a human with alien steroids AND not written to be a massive jobber
It succumbed to snowballing stakes. Every season had to be bigger badder than the previous. The merry band of heroes has to level up to meet the threat. Everybody becomes OP as frick.
New trek is like that. Every threat is a bigger and bigger existential threat.
Like dude just make cool stories without exploding the fabric of the multiverse and then having to turn your protagonists into gigagods.
>I'm sorry general. The hyper advanced technology was racist. One man offered to be our prisoner and teach us everything about it but he was a racist as well. We left the racist tech and the racist to be destroyed. Its no big loss. All the people there looked the same. It was disgusting. No blacks at all.
Teal'c
I've only seen half of two star trek episodes. Half an episode from the original, and half an episode of the animated original.
Where as my parents watched StarGate SG1 for like 2 years and since we only had 1 tv at the time, we we're forced to watch it.
Teal'c would whoop his confused Klingon ass. Now Teal'c vs Tuvoc would be a little more interesting.
How about when worf goes super saiyan
USS Enterprise-D .vs. a BC-304
who wins?
BC teleports a nuke into the enterprise gg.
Trek shields block teleport hax.
>plasma beams
Lol no. Trek shields laugh off superheated gas, they can do shallow dives into stars & come out in one piece. And that's assuming you can even hit - phasers are non-dissipating lightspeed weapons & photon torpedoes are FTL, and both routinely miss their mark in Trek ship combat because of the range & speed at which they engage. STL munitions are gonna whiff every time unless you can saturate the field with them.
>teleports a nuke onto your ship
>blows up your sun
Sorry trekgay.
>supernova shockwave approaching at lightspeed
>it will arrive in a few hours
Trek ships can pop stars too, but they don't because its pointless against ftl ships & an atrocity against inhabited planets.
Also what part of 'trek shields block teleport hax' are you having trouble with?
>atrocity against inhabited planets
Not my problem. Send in the gas.
>Also what part of 'trek shields block teleport hax' are you having trouble with?
Rodney and/or Sam and/or the nerds and/or the Czech will fix it.
Wait does this mean that the bc-304 is vulnerable to having hostiles beamed on-board? Because if so the Trek ship is going to capture it without a fight, either via surgical boarding action or just removing important-looking parts until it stops moving. (And long before enemy technical wizardry can completely bypass their own shields, which has happened before but is far from trivial)
>tape a nuke to an important looking bit
nothing personnel
>via surgical boarding action
I've seen their commandos. Shits embarrassing.
Gatechads travel to other galaxies for fun, they can run rings around Starfleet slowcoaches.
Relying on tech given to them by powerful races. They are 21st century apes running and gunning with toys they barely understand.
Rodney is a reddit neckbeard who buys expensive gadgets from Amazon and tells everyone, I'm an engineer btw.
>Relying on tech given to them by powerful races.
Vulcans.jpg
Around space elves, watch yourselves
put some respeck on daddy
>picard takes out borgs with tommy gun
>o'neill takes out replicators with shotgun
seems the blunt cudgel is the most effective against hyperintelligence in these universes anyways
Teal'C is way older and way more experienced than Worf, with superior skills as well.
Teal'C wins ez
>via surgical boarding action
They would all die lol
>block teleport hax
Gimme 44 minutes I'll have the shields down.
Just beam a Mark IX right outside the shields and detonate it then, equivalent to 8000 photon torpedoes hitting all at once
Asgard plasma beams would rip through the Enterprise and it would be over after the first shot.
>plasma beams
this is 20th-century tech you fricking idiot
>tell me you didn't watch SG-1 without telling you didn't watch SG-1
i didn't watch it, it was shit and stupid.
Then frick off
don't cry about it, if you enjoyed that silly shit, well good for you.
The BC-304 from the last episode would rape the enterprise-D in a few shots, and any of them could easily outrun the D using hyperdrive
Asgard technology is extremely OP by star trek standards
Which season? Early Teal'c has that larval g'ould giving him regeneration and enhancing his strength and all that, but he loses it some point and they have to start giving him shots of tritonen. He becomes a lot weaker after that. Poor homie couldn't even kel'nareem anymore.
He could not defeat Worf, he could only kill him.
based
also correct
based
Teal'c is the squad tough guy, Worf is either a punching bag or a punching bag that still wins and gets laid if we are going by DS9 rules.
My money is on Teal'c though I like Worf more.
Being a weeb for your own culture and then doubling down on it out of spite when he finds out Klingons are all stupid backstabbing morons is fricking hilarious.
> staff weapon
> slow heavy unwieldy cannon
> vs
> bat'leth
> agile hand to hand combat
Worf wins unless Teal'c has the distance and Worf stands perfectly still.
Jaffa are more like storm troopers. They are cannon fodder trying to become warriors.
Klingons are warriors by nature.
Yeah but Worf's a huge jobber.
Teal'c also has zat guns and p90s
The zat was nerfed. It was a one shot instakill at first. By the end it was just a phaser on stun.
>It was a one shot instakill at first
No, from the very beginning the first shot was a stun, usually knocking the target out. Repeated exposure seems to provide some resistance to being knocked out (or just whatever the writer for the episode wants to happen). The second shot still kills.
The third shot vaporizes the body but they kind of ignored that later
>Jaffa are more like storm troopers. They are cannon fodder trying to become warriors.
Sure, but Teal'c isn't a random Jaffa. He's the First Prime of the second strongest System Lord (the strongest being Ra) and has beaten several actual GOOLD?s in combat, including the one who fricking specialized in combat and had trained for thousands of years.
This is not even CLOSE to a fair fight. Even if you give Worf the bat'leth (a moronic weapon for actual combat, it only makes sense as a ceremonial weapon) and have Teal'c be unarmed, Teal'c will still win 99% of the time. If you give Teal'c the staff he wins 99.999999% of the time.
Worf would knife him with a klingon dagger while that dumb floppy rubber staff was still mid swing. The movie Jaffa were much more imposing beasts like demi-god status. Pilot Teal'c was equivalent to those of Ras elite Jaffa. The show distanced from that. The Goa'uld themselves became kind of a farce as the show went on. Appearing oppulent badass while bumbling around using stolen tech. I mean the whole premise was false gods.
>Worf would knife him with a klingon dagger
Junior would just heal Tealc. He was stabbed multiple times with a sword once and still won his fight. And that was old man Tealc sans Junior.
>bat'leth
Im pretty sure that's a meme weapon that would be rather impractical IRL
Aren't Klingons like not that much stronger than humans? I think in ST universe TNG vulcans are many times stronger than a human but I don't know if klingons are like .5 stronger or just barely
I think canonically they're supposed to be stronger but in many episodes they're shown losing or equal matches to whatever good guys are on screen.
Star Trek aliens are all the exact same because of some really garbage TNG lore, not that different from humans
Teal'c is a human with alien steroids AND not written to be a massive jobber
I'm an idiot, I only just realized that this is referencing the Jaffa joke.
Alexander mogs Teal'c
How're Teal'c's barrel throwing skills?
earth became too OP by the end of SG1. literally god-tier techs surpassing ancients.
It succumbed to snowballing stakes. Every season had to be bigger badder than the previous. The merry band of heroes has to level up to meet the threat. Everybody becomes OP as frick.
New trek is like that. Every threat is a bigger and bigger existential threat.
Like dude just make cool stories without exploding the fabric of the multiverse and then having to turn your protagonists into gigagods.
Teal’C and it’s not even close
I prefer Worf but Worf regularly gets beaten especially in the early seasons.
is the fight happening in a forest planet?
>Q loses his power/is forbidden from using them
>Is totally useless
>Anubis is forbidden from using his powers
>Wins anyway
Teal'c was the first prime of Apophis. This is not even a close competition.
TNGgays are deranged. Nothing new.
>Well, who'd win here, Cinemaphile?
pretty sure the only people wharf has ever beaten were the jem'hadar toddlers
Worf -might- stand a shot if it's a wild terrain, ambush situation. Might. But he's probably too proud to use Klingon stealth.
My wife Reese would easily destroy them both.
Her father made her wrong.
Your father made you wrong
I can fix her.
*grabs throat* back the frick off?!?!?
BREEDERS?
>I'm sorry general. The hyper advanced technology was racist. One man offered to be our prisoner and teach us everything about it but he was a racist as well. We left the racist tech and the racist to be destroyed. Its no big loss. All the people there looked the same. It was disgusting. No blacks at all.
it does bother me this is literally what happened
This episode was ahead of its time.
>Stargate is done being subtle, And thats a good thing
kek at 'he just collapsed sir'
and compare ronan vs teal'c
The Ronon vs Teal'c episode was dumb fan service, but I was there for it.
Reminder that Star Gate ships are infinitely faster than slowpoke Star Trek ships. Its almost laughable.
Teal'c is considerably stronger and isn't a pushover like Worf, he could probably give Data a run for his money
Teal'c
I've only seen half of two star trek episodes. Half an episode from the original, and half an episode of the animated original.
Where as my parents watched StarGate SG1 for like 2 years and since we only had 1 tv at the time, we we're forced to watch it.
Teal'c can down an entire pitcher of piping hot coffee.
Worf drinks prune juice.
Case closed.
Indeed
Teal'c