lorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:44:34 PM): remember last night i told you i'd show you the white stuff that comes out of my penis?
kayla_princess94 (09/26/07 11:44:43 PM): yeah
lorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:44:51 PM): do you want to see it still?
kayla_princess94 (09/26/07 11:45:07 PM): idk
lorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:45:15 PM): it's up to you precious
kayla_princess94 (09/26/07 11:45:26 PM): umm
kayla_princess94 (09/26/07 11:45:33 PM): no
It's funny how so much of the chat transcripts has the decoys acting completely uninterested but the pedos keep doubling down
if I was flirting with a girl and half her responses were "idk and "o that's kewl i guess" I'd just be like "Hey man, am I boring you or something? Let me know if I'm wasting everyone's time here"
It's funny how so much of the chat transcripts has the decoys acting completely uninterested but the pedos keep doubling down
if I was flirting with a girl and half her responses were "idk and "o that's kewl i guess" I'd just be like "Hey man, am I boring you or something? Let me know if I'm wasting everyone's time here"
It's similar to what Nigerian prince scammers do. They intentionally fill their emails with typos and weird syntax because they know anyone who bites despite those red flags is a good target. Similarly, any guy who keeps acting like a deranged coomer despite the decoy sounding like she is bored out of her mind will probably drive several hours to show up at the house.
It's because they had to make sure the logs showed the pedo incriminating himself 100% on his own with absolutely no provocation on the decoy's part. Even after sexual talk starts and the pedo has technically incriminated himself, they have to make sure he repeats the same action over and over again without trying to incite it.
that's just autism
it's the same shit as when you were in high school and there'd be some nerd trying to tell you or someone else about whatever gay crap they like and the other person clearly isn't interested and might be ignoring them entirely but the autistic kid keeps talking, because for them it's like if you're still there you want to hear this even though you clearly don't and you yourself are not autistic enough to just flee some semi-compulsory situation like being in class or whatever
lorne_a_20014 (10/03/07 11:53:21 PM): oh, and after your clothes come off.......we're going in the bedroom:D
kayla_princess94 (10/03/07 11:53:31 PM): k
lorne_a_20014 (10/03/07 11:53:49 PM): how do you feel about that?
kayla_princess94 (10/03/07 11:54:02 PM): kewl
lorne_a_20014 (10/03/07 11:54:13 PM): you know what's going to happen then right?
kayla_princess94 (10/03/07 11:54:23 PM): no wat
lorne_a_20014 (10/03/07 11:54:45 PM): i'm gonna stick my penis in your vagina:">:D:x
kayla_princess94 (10/03/07 11:54:54 PM): o yeah duh
lorne_a_20014 (10/03/07 11:54:58 PM): lol
lorne_a_20014 (10/03/07 11:55:07 PM): now how do you feel about that?lol
kayla_princess94 (10/03/07 11:55:18 PM): kewl
Imagine going from thinking you're gonna fuck a hebe on your birthday to learning you're going to be exposed on national TV and that your entire life as you know it is over.
What a fucking rollercoaster.
Lorne was head-over-heels in love with the decoy. He thought she was his future wife and they'd spend their lives together
He felt the worst heartbreak a human can feel. This dream woman (girl) and soul mate was sudden ripped away from him. It wasn't TV exposure and legal repercussion he was crying about.
>You showed up to the house
The house of someone any reasonable person would think was a fellow internet pervert. There is no reason anyone would ever think there was an actual child involved. Visiting a friend you made on the Internet to get drunk and jerk off together is a crime?
Semi?
One most of them are retarded. Two, probably a lot of them are actually psychotic.
I'm a 34 year old virgin by the way and I don't get pissed off about TCAP in any way, but these guys are real sick.
How the fuck was this allowed? Luring them to the house and destroying their lives on tv is one thing, but actually having them dress naked is just a pure asshole move.
For the lulz. Perverted Justice was literally founded by Internet trolls and later rebranded as a legitimate organization.
This but also they said it proves intent. Like id a predator says "ms vagina is going to meet mr penis soon" and the decoy tells him to bring some Mike's Hard lemonade and he brings it then it proves he was there to do what he said he would.
This is retarded. It proves intent to get drunk with a fellow pervert you met on the Internet and probably jerk off together Bringing liquor when you go to meet a new friend is the polite thing to do.
I mean, it's not always alcohol. The decoy could say bring a hamburger no cheese no tomato if you wanna fuck me. If the predator brings it then he can't deny what he's there for.
Again no reasonable person would think there was a child involved. >can't deny what he's there for.
Hanging out with a fellow pervert he met on the Internet. You wouldn't pick up snacks/liquor before going to meet a new friend?
Duhnanaduhnanaduhduhduhna
Keep your hand on your gun.
Don't you trust anyone.
There's just one kind of man that you can trust,
that's a dead man, or A Gringo Like Me.
Most fucked up predator had to be the one that brought his own kid
1 month ago
Anonymous
What episode was this?
1 month ago
Anonymous
It was in the Fort Meyers episode.
1 month ago
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There was one that had weapons and a rape kit in his trunk
1 month ago
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Didn't another one also show up with a trunk full of guns?
1 month ago
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yea he was loaded too, like ar15, cases of ammo, mags, handguns, shotgun, scabbard, rope, tape, etc. It was nuts. I think that was the Flagler Florida one.
1 month ago
Anonymous
It was just some fetish shit, no big deal
1 month ago
Anonymous
what the fuck is in a 'rape kit'?
1 month ago
Anonymous
Tools for those who like to bind, and be bound.
1 month ago
Anonymous
There was one that had weapons and a rape kit in his trunk
He looked like a fine feathered fellow..
1 month ago
Anonymous
While his sister was in the car waiting for him to have a quicky lmao
1 month ago
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He was just thinking ahead, what if they ran out of kids where he was going?
1 month ago
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To this day, I always wonder what that one guy was planning to do when he brought his 8 year old son to a sting.
?si=ysq3eg27EBWJksFz
1 month ago
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this guy was pretty repulsive too
1 month ago
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At least he killed himself
1 month ago
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the rabbi is my favourite who wanted to sue lmao
shifty israelite just cant help themselves
1 month ago
Anonymous
So he reads pederast book. No different from all the hentai you sickos fap to.
Hansen didn't release his footage as part of the show because he thought the guy would kill himself. so imagine that a few years had passed and the guy was thanking god that even though he is now a sex offender, he at least escaped the humiliation of being on the show. then eventually chris just releases the footage anyway and it gets like millions of views on youtube
>the guy begged to bring out his ghillie that he painstakingly put together just to sit in a bush for 7 hours before leaping into action after the cops apprehended the target
kino comedy scenario
I've been trying to imagine the gut feeling these guys go through. Imagine the erotic thrill of finding an underaged kid online and slowly sexting them. Then it builds up into a meet up. Then in a lot of these cases, these guys drive like 2 hours out of the way to meet up with these supposed tweens. Im sure their heart is pumping from the excitement of forbidden sex and the fear that they will get caught.
Then they finally arrive and feel a great sense of relief, a young girl answers the door. The fear subsides and hornyness takes over completely. Then, just as their cocks are primed and leaking precum and ready for action, some dude comes in and confronts them on it all. Now all that fear comes racing back as they panic. And it turns out this isnt just some cop, its a journalist and you are being filmed and this whole pathetic, disgusting, and shameful display is going to be put on national news for the entire country to see, thus ruining your life FOREVER.
I knew a lot of girls in high school who were fucking early to mid 20s guys, and this was in the mid 2000s. I'm sure it's a lot more rampant now with the proliferation of smart phones and social media.
>You ask her if she's horny
What's wrong with that? >If... You ask, if she does anal
It's a question!
Are literally too retarded to feel any of that. Basically animals to the point where this is hardly a conscious act of malice, but a dumb animal obeying its impulses.
They're dumb enough to act out on a fantasy most men just keep in the farthest corner of their mind. They're just retards. Just jerking off to smut would be smarter.
I just thought the other day that a good plan would be to tell your FWB (or friend if you don't have a FWB... or just some rando Discord buddy if you don't have any IRL friends) that you are going over to visit someone from a roleplay chatroom. Tell them that you know the person you are chatting with is not a minor because it's an 18+ chatroom and that would be silly, and if it appears to be a real kid you will leave unless they can verify their age. You will also check the pictures in their home to verify that they are not a kid (so that you can go inside to check if Hanson or the police are there.) Maybe send that to lots of friends, over time, so it seems genuine.
dreading just put out a video about his interrogation and he really thought he could skate on "I was gonna do anything" even though he had boner pills and offered to marry the girl and to get her drunk
then at trial his lawyer went with "well 100 years ago it was totally legal to bang 13 year olds, so, uh, your honor, c'mon!"
I'm a PO and most chomos are incredibly nice people. Shame they raped kids, a few I'd probably hangout with otherwise. One guy was like 24, sounded just like Owen wilson and looked like Michael Cera. when I meet the offenders for the first time I don't really look at their file, just their face sheet and let them talk to me, went pretty much like >so why are you here? >"I slept with a 14 year old" >oh christ, where you like 18 or 19? Some Romeo/Juliet high school shit? >"No, I was 23." >oh. >"Yeah I was in love with her too, I miss her so much.."
He wound up going to prison because he'd never visit my office. He was homeless too, would just bum around the bougie part of town and play tennis with yuppies. Kinda based, except the child rape.
He offered Hanson a slice and probably would have given him sloppy seconds on the kid if the fun police didn’t crash the party. Zahbrah was a total bro
>one year of grandpas passing last week >last memory with him in good health was fishing in Odessa Texas >caught a lot of fish, largest was a cod >open Cinemaphile to shitpost and disrespect janny >find a /cod/ thread
>Fishing in the desert with a dead person >Catches a fish that is native to cold waters in the North Atlantic(saltwater) in freshwater >In West Texas
Somethin just don't add up here
Crazy to think in that moment he was probably upset and stressed thinking how embarrassing that moment was with no clue just how much worse it was all going to get in under 15 seconds.
>Don't bring the girls
Hands down my favorite line from the series. No other predator lost more than Tall Dreamy Doc (maybe the DA that offed himself and lead to the end of the show, but he never made it to air).
>9 credits away from getting his degree >gets busted for being a pedo on national television >held in ICE detention for 3 years >deported back to Guyana, a country he hadn't been to since he was 10 >family still lives in the US and has disowned him
I wonder how he's doing in Guyana.
As for asfour.... >Chris revealed that an online dominatrix named "Miss Habibi" was hired by Yazan to berate him for his own sexual gratification. She immediately recognised Yazan from his appearance on TCaP, and used this to further humiliate him.
>The audio can be heard in the podcast, here is a transcript of the exchange played:
>Miss Habibi: You've been on TV before, haven't you?
>Yazan: Yes.
>Miss Habibi: I can't place where I've seen you before, so fuckin' tell me. Stop wasting my time.
>Yazan: [ineligable]
>Miss Habibi: What TV show were you on?
>Yazan: I can't remember the name.
>Miss Habibi: You are smarter than you look. You look like a big stupid fuckin' monkey, but you know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about you pathetic little shit, don't you?
>Yazan: Yes miss.
>Miss Habibi: You tried to go make a little girl shit on your face and got humiliated by Chris Hansen, didn't you?
>Yazan: Yes miss.
>Miss Habibi: Alright so say, "I was busted on To Catch a Predator." Say it.
Did you live in an environment like that or do you just fantasize about it because of the way it looks.
I lived in the exact same thing in high school and I have to tell you I don't much give a shit, it happened once, it won't happen again.
unlike the zoomer audience we understand these retards are real people so the underlying feeling is derision or hatred, rather than the "TCAP community" which treats these naggers like they're side characters on the office and Hanson is Jim
>Gawrsh, you look and act like a completely different girl, Kayla >Haha yeah. I dyed my hair, you like it? >Oh caaaawd yeah I like it I'm so lucky haha
He deserved it for being so stupid
I can't watch stuff like this. Not because I feel sorry for them or anything but I can't stand the cringe. I have no fucking idea what they might do next, say something really stupid and embarrassing, cry, get loud, I hate it.
I can't watch Nathan For You either, or The Office. I just can't watch anything remotely cringy.
That one predator who was trying to lure the decoy out of the house actually should've been shot. Not a doubt in my mind he was planning to murder her.
they don't entrap women predators because even if you're a 12 year old boy you still end up having to do all the work
Even the dudes on youtube doing this now hardly ever catch a (biological) woman. I can recall at least a few tranny busts I've seen but only a couple of actual women. It seemed both of them were part of a human trafficking ring and their muscle was waiting somewhere around the corner, extremely unsettling.
that's what makes legit female predators so wholesome, it's just misfiring of their natural motherly instincts at the end of the day, probably because they got molested as a preteen
>breaking out the sniper suit to fuck with pedos
I’m pretty sure they are not police issue meaning some pig just had one, brought up the idea while planning the sting, and everyone involved agreed it would be hilarious.
They're not being coerced. If the police were blackmailing them into trying to have sex with children then fair enough, but these guys are willingly entering houses where they believe they will be about to commit a crime.
Do you think if you stole the demo phones from an Apple store you'd be able sue Apple for tempting you?
It basically all comes down to how contact gets initiated. If you can reasonably argue you wouldn't have committed the crime without their intervention, then it was entrapment. Like with the drug dealing example; a cop comes up to you out of the blue and offers you coke, that's entrapment. There's no reason to believe you would have attempted to buy drugs if they hadn't come to you. If you go up to a random guy on a street corner and ask if he can hook you up and he turns out to be a cop, not entrapment. You initiated contact, attempting to commit the crime without the police having to do anything first
With the TCAP/predator hunting stuff, the way it works is that the group set up a bunch of decoy social media profiles for fictitious kids, and wait for local diddlers to contact them. The predators are the ones who reach out to the decoy children, and attempt to solicit them for sex. The decoy doesn't just pick random people and send them a 'hey bb wanna fug' message
>a normal person wouldn't
That's the other, less clear-cut half of the entrapment 'test'. The prosecution first has to demonstrate that the state agent persuaded the defendant to do the act, and secondly that the defendant was not so predisposed as to be likely to commit the act without intervention. That latter one's way more complicated to get into, and really comes down to the case-by-case thing. Obviously, your case is not going to look good if you were enthusiastically messaging what you believed to be a 13 y/o about how you wanted to fuck them in the ass and they should bring condoms for you to wear while you fuck them in the ass
There are people who aren't normal, but aren't necessarily evil and therefore don't deserve punishment, though.
For example imagine the police persuade some 19 yo man with down syndrome to come over and have sex with a 13 yo girl and he doesn't even really understand what's going on but he's technically agreed to it out of the social pressure of making the police happy. Punishing him is clearly immoral and the police are clearly in the wrong, both because they're fucking with innocent people like this and also because they're wasting resources manufacturing false threats. Same with mentally ill people who convinced to try some terrorist act by the feds.
Yeah I see the legal system as punitive first and foremost but that isn't at all related to the point of my post. The 19 yo down syndrome man clearly isn't a threat to children in this example, the police have manufactured a false threat through coercion.
Again no reasonable person would think there was a child involved. >can't deny what he's there for.
Hanging out with a fellow pervert he met on the Internet. You wouldn't pick up snacks/liquor before going to meet a new friend?
The whole reason they're there in the first place is because they're NOT normal and reasonable people.
it's worth noting a lot of these guys are fucked from the start because of some states laws about contacting minors in a sexual manner online.
however, the ones who didn't say shit when arrested/interviewed/lawyered up from the start got much more lenient sentences or in some cases the charges dropped.
the same way it's not entrapment if you're selling cocaine and you're shopping around and you end up talking to a guy who tells you "yes I have the money, meet me here" but he's secretly a cop
you were already going to do it regardless
I'm from NJ and remember falling in love with Casey, the NJ decoy. I would sit in class and imagine our wedding and going on our honeymoon to Mount Airy Lodge in the Poconos. I still think about her, bros.
Back in the day guys would just become teachers, priests or bus drivers. Now everyone's hypersensitive enough that most pedos probably don't even try those positions. Women pedos don't get the same suspicion so they become teachers.
women "predators" are just desperate sluts who either settle for or fetishize the idea of a teen/preteen fucking them
the inverse of the male predator, only being that they're women they are still naturally submissive even if their target is a middle school boy
>So like I was saying, I got a Purple Heart after my third tour in Iraq and now I get 100% disability payments...uh I mean no sir my mommy and my daddy won't be home until tomorrow
>Wish Hansen wasn't a sell out homosexual
He's the opposite of a sell out bro, sell outs make money. Fucked up his mainstream fame by being a fuckup IRL and now shills his paywalled content for pennies. Meanwhile there's dudes straight up beating on pedos on rumble which is what people really want to see
Oh you're in these threads too? not just content with shitting up the horror general for a month, you got to show off your mediocre setup everywhere else too?
Addicted
lorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:44:34 PM): remember last night i told you i'd show you the white stuff that comes out of my penis?
kayla_princess94 (09/26/07 11:44:43 PM): yeah
lorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:44:51 PM): do you want to see it still?
kayla_princess94 (09/26/07 11:45:07 PM): idk
lorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:45:15 PM): it's up to you precious
kayla_princess94 (09/26/07 11:45:26 PM): umm
kayla_princess94 (09/26/07 11:45:33 PM): no
Oh cawd
It's funny how so much of the chat transcripts has the decoys acting completely uninterested but the pedos keep doubling down
if I was flirting with a girl and half her responses were "idk and "o that's kewl i guess" I'd just be like "Hey man, am I boring you or something? Let me know if I'm wasting everyone's time here"
>Hey man, am I boring you or something?
ur fun lol
>>Hey man, am I boring you or something?
haha aww
For real some of them go "You're making me so goddamn horny baby" and all the decoy has done is say "idk lol whateva u want" all chat
don't wanna get preggers
They're just playing hard to get man, you need to be more assertive with girls like that
There's a whole chatlog where midway the guy tries to convince the decoy to fuck a cat
that's the naked indian dude as well isn't it
Naturally
>pleased to be redeeming your cat inside your bagina sirs
It's similar to what Nigerian prince scammers do. They intentionally fill their emails with typos and weird syntax because they know anyone who bites despite those red flags is a good target. Similarly, any guy who keeps acting like a deranged coomer despite the decoy sounding like she is bored out of her mind will probably drive several hours to show up at the house.
It's because they had to make sure the logs showed the pedo incriminating himself 100% on his own with absolutely no provocation on the decoy's part. Even after sexual talk starts and the pedo has technically incriminated himself, they have to make sure he repeats the same action over and over again without trying to incite it.
that's just autism
it's the same shit as when you were in high school and there'd be some nerd trying to tell you or someone else about whatever gay crap they like and the other person clearly isn't interested and might be ignoring them entirely but the autistic kid keeps talking, because for them it's like if you're still there you want to hear this even though you clearly don't and you yourself are not autistic enough to just flee some semi-compulsory situation like being in class or whatever
lorne_a_20014 (10/03/07 11:53:21 PM): oh, and after your clothes come off.......we're going in the bedroom:D
kayla_princess94 (10/03/07 11:53:31 PM): k
lorne_a_20014 (10/03/07 11:53:49 PM): how do you feel about that?
kayla_princess94 (10/03/07 11:54:02 PM): kewl
lorne_a_20014 (10/03/07 11:54:13 PM): you know what's going to happen then right?
kayla_princess94 (10/03/07 11:54:23 PM): no wat
lorne_a_20014 (10/03/07 11:54:45 PM): i'm gonna stick my penis in your vagina:">:D:x
kayla_princess94 (10/03/07 11:54:54 PM): o yeah duh
lorne_a_20014 (10/03/07 11:54:58 PM): lol
lorne_a_20014 (10/03/07 11:55:07 PM): now how do you feel about that?lol
kayla_princess94 (10/03/07 11:55:18 PM): kewl
kewl
Its over
Why is he talking to what he thinks is a teenager like she is a toddler? Teenagers know what fucking coom is.
Imagine going from thinking you're gonna fuck a hebe on your birthday to learning you're going to be exposed on national TV and that your entire life as you know it is over.
What a fucking rollercoaster.
All while that massaging chair is still going.
Lorne was head-over-heels in love with the decoy. He thought she was his future wife and they'd spend their lives together
He felt the worst heartbreak a human can feel. This dream woman (girl) and soul mate was sudden ripped away from him. It wasn't TV exposure and legal repercussion he was crying about.
>Over four hundred pages of chat logs
>Two words
>Role-playing chat room, dude
this is my favorite
Ain't nothin' funny goin' on here
Hey NBC, how y'all doin'
I don't wanna be on camera, dawg
Well it's a little late for that dawg
Ya feel me?
Yes we are filming
What?! No way!
Cleanest, best pleasure
didnt he got glocked by mr vito?
Cody got wacked?!
>Punished Genericwhitemale, a man denied his beach
cuz I KNOW lawl enforcement
>oh, so you're an expert?
uh, I mean
NBC again…
…how y’all doing NBC
You showed up to the house. That defense won't work anymore.
Well, if you yell at me I'm gonna cry
>You showed up to the house
The house of someone any reasonable person would think was a fellow internet pervert. There is no reason anyone would ever think there was an actual child involved. Visiting a friend you made on the Internet to get drunk and jerk off together is a crime?
FOURTEEN WORDS
>Ya feel me, dawg?
>Yes, we are filming.
This is the GOAT. Whenever I think of this, I start laughing.
haha thank you, anonkun!! :3
>I was getting changed gnomesayn
amongus
Why did he do it?
it's rude to go barefoot in someone else's house
Someone sighted him in June of 2022 at a hotel
Nigga looks like Bruce Banner
He was just getting something to eat
HE JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHIN TO EAT
a lot of these guys are actually semi retarded
Semi?
One most of them are retarded. Two, probably a lot of them are actually psychotic.
I'm a 34 year old virgin by the way and I don't get pissed off about TCAP in any way, but these guys are real sick.
How are you a virgin at 34? I lost mine in high school, and that was the easiest time in my life to get laid
Because you were hot as fuck dude
I have the same body type.
disgusting
the way he just sits there and sullenly looks at the floor before Chris even walks in is one of my favorite TCAP moments
thanks bro I been looking for that rare vaporwave What No Way, my favorite TCAP NFT
why does he look so pained? or does he have resting-pained face?
What else is he supposed to do? He got IM’d dammit
He had to get it on
How the fuck was this allowed? Luring them to the house and destroying their lives on tv is one thing, but actually having them dress naked is just a pure asshole move.
Didn't he choose to be naked?
Ok Marvin.
>we asked him to arrive naked and he actually did
it was that easy. all it took was a suggestion
Why did they ask him to arrive naked?
For the lulz. Perverted Justice was literally founded by Internet trolls and later rebranded as a legitimate organization.
This but also they said it proves intent. Like id a predator says "ms vagina is going to meet mr penis soon" and the decoy tells him to bring some Mike's Hard lemonade and he brings it then it proves he was there to do what he said he would.
This is retarded. It proves intent to get drunk with a fellow pervert you met on the Internet and probably jerk off together Bringing liquor when you go to meet a new friend is the polite thing to do.
I mean, it's not always alcohol. The decoy could say bring a hamburger no cheese no tomato if you wanna fuck me. If the predator brings it then he can't deny what he's there for.
Again no reasonable person would think there was a child involved.
>can't deny what he's there for.
Hanging out with a fellow pervert he met on the Internet. You wouldn't pick up snacks/liquor before going to meet a new friend?
>’I’m Chris Hansen, pedophilsezwhat?’
>”what?”
And there it is, captured directly on camera
Open and shut case, bring in the ghillie suit cop
No one did and thats the problem
[Chris Hansen voice]
HIS SCREEN NAME IS 'LUV2BENAKED', AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW HE SHOWED UP TO OUR DECOY'S HOUSE
>still believing this is real
stay psyop'd
did anyone ever show up with a dynamite vest?
that seems like the move
HANSEN, YOU RAT BASTARD
Duhnanaduhnanaduhduhduhna
Keep your hand on your gun.
Don't you trust anyone.
There's just one kind of man that you can trust,
that's a dead man, or A Gringo Like Me.
>I wear the black for the nonce
>Who only watched CP once
behind the cun(ny) i make my final staaaaaaaand
HANSEN!
BRING THAT YELLA BELLY HANSEN OUT HERE
Most fucked up predator had to be the one that brought his own kid
What episode was this?
It was in the Fort Meyers episode.
There was one that had weapons and a rape kit in his trunk
Didn't another one also show up with a trunk full of guns?
yea he was loaded too, like ar15, cases of ammo, mags, handguns, shotgun, scabbard, rope, tape, etc. It was nuts. I think that was the Flagler Florida one.
It was just some fetish shit, no big deal
what the fuck is in a 'rape kit'?
Tools for those who like to bind, and be bound.
He looked like a fine feathered fellow..
While his sister was in the car waiting for him to have a quicky lmao
He was just thinking ahead, what if they ran out of kids where he was going?
?si=ysq3eg27EBWJksFz
this guy was pretty repulsive too
At least he killed himself
the rabbi is my favourite who wanted to sue lmao
shifty israelite just cant help themselves
So he reads pederast book. No different from all the hentai you sickos fap to.
FROM THE LUSTY FATSO
THE BOOMING FOOTSTEPS GROW
>Hey Tex, how are ya?
Such a fucking KINO song
what kind of pale fat nerdy incel would think a 14 year old hottie would suck his tiny chode between those layers of stinky blackhead infested thighs?
>blackhead infested thighs
ah, a fellow formerfatnon
>14 year old hottie
In the van, anon
Hansen didn't release his footage as part of the show because he thought the guy would kill himself. so imagine that a few years had passed and the guy was thanking god that even though he is now a sex offender, he at least escaped the humiliation of being on the show. then eventually chris just releases the footage anyway and it gets like millions of views on youtube
>the Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosio by the Coward Chris Hansen
>Directed by Roman Polanski
Be honest: how nany of you are exactly this dork irl?
I still laugh thinking about the officer who wore a ghillie suit
>the guy begged to bring out his ghillie that he painstakingly put together just to sit in a bush for 7 hours before leaping into action after the cops apprehended the target
kino comedy scenario
>Florida Police: You know that ghillie suit we got from Homeland Security, we can finally use it.
>You ask her if she's horny
What's wrong with that?
>If... You ask, if she does anal
It's a question!
Jeff is finally getting that Anal in Heaven.
NO RUBER
I've been trying to imagine the gut feeling these guys go through. Imagine the erotic thrill of finding an underaged kid online and slowly sexting them. Then it builds up into a meet up. Then in a lot of these cases, these guys drive like 2 hours out of the way to meet up with these supposed tweens. Im sure their heart is pumping from the excitement of forbidden sex and the fear that they will get caught.
Then they finally arrive and feel a great sense of relief, a young girl answers the door. The fear subsides and hornyness takes over completely. Then, just as their cocks are primed and leaking precum and ready for action, some dude comes in and confronts them on it all. Now all that fear comes racing back as they panic. And it turns out this isnt just some cop, its a journalist and you are being filmed and this whole pathetic, disgusting, and shameful display is going to be put on national news for the entire country to see, thus ruining your life FOREVER.
but what if it's not a sting and you end up alone with some porn-brained teenage slut with daddy issues
A lot of them do say this isn't the first time they have done it. So statistically the odds of it being Chris Hanson isn't very high
exactly
I knew a lot of girls in high school who were fucking early to mid 20s guys, and this was in the mid 2000s. I'm sure it's a lot more rampant now with the proliferation of smart phones and social media.
>I'm sure it's a lot more rampant now with the proliferation of smart phones and social media.
online yes, in person no
The dream ticket
I think some like these
Are literally too retarded to feel any of that. Basically animals to the point where this is hardly a conscious act of malice, but a dumb animal obeying its impulses.
They're dumb enough to act out on a fantasy most men just keep in the farthest corner of their mind. They're just retards. Just jerking off to smut would be smarter.
Am I being... TAPED!?!?
Am I gonna be OHwested?
That's not up to me.
oh cwap
OH COD
ahh cod… one of God’s (Christ is King) most delicious fish… I must go fishing…
now that is a LOVELY fish my friend! 🙂
Might I post this on Cinemaphile sir??? ^_^
>codposting is coming back to Cinemaphile in 2024
We are so back
redpill me on cod posting
Lorne tends to pronounce the word God, Cawd. So when he get's caught he's like, "OH CAWD."
There was your spoonfeed for the day.
C O D
O O
D D
>Don't say anything to Hanson or cops
>Claim you thought it was a role roleplay chat
Done.
>it was roll play
This is never going to hold up if the girl says she is underage and/or you admit to being worried about legal trouble.
>or you admit to being worried about legal trouble.
>Lawyer up
>This means you're guilty
wtf
This is what the "What? No way!" guy did and he got off free
I just thought the other day that a good plan would be to tell your FWB (or friend if you don't have a FWB... or just some rando Discord buddy if you don't have any IRL friends) that you are going over to visit someone from a roleplay chatroom. Tell them that you know the person you are chatting with is not a minor because it's an 18+ chatroom and that would be silly, and if it appears to be a real kid you will leave unless they can verify their age. You will also check the pictures in their home to verify that they are not a kid (so that you can go inside to check if Hanson or the police are there.) Maybe send that to lots of friends, over time, so it seems genuine.
Still my favorite
dreading just put out a video about his interrogation and he really thought he could skate on "I was gonna do anything" even though he had boner pills and offered to marry the girl and to get her drunk
then at trial his lawyer went with "well 100 years ago it was totally legal to bang 13 year olds, so, uh, your honor, c'mon!"
He has to be registered as a sex offended until 2029
Tried to be clever and change his name but it was denied
I have a friend that was convicted of raping a 2 year old. He was only registered for a few years, thought that was crazy.
Nice guy btw.
Yeah, minus the infant rape. Great guy.
well by then the baby wasn't a baby anymore so he wasn't interested
I'm a PO and most chomos are incredibly nice people. Shame they raped kids, a few I'd probably hangout with otherwise. One guy was like 24, sounded just like Owen wilson and looked like Michael Cera. when I meet the offenders for the first time I don't really look at their file, just their face sheet and let them talk to me, went pretty much like
>so why are you here?
>"I slept with a 14 year old"
>oh christ, where you like 18 or 19? Some Romeo/Juliet high school shit?
>"No, I was 23."
>oh.
>"Yeah I was in love with her too, I miss her so much.."
He wound up going to prison because he'd never visit my office. He was homeless too, would just bum around the bougie part of town and play tennis with yuppies. Kinda based, except the child rape.
Well did he do it
bitch was asking for it
Sonny Derek Porter's greatest hits
If I'm going to jail I'd be scarfing that entire pizza down.
He offered Hanson a slice and probably would have given him sloppy seconds on the kid if the fun police didn’t crash the party. Zahbrah was a total bro
>tried to change his name to Sunny Derek Porter
>Sunny Derek
>Sunny D
Guy even brought his own orange juice to the sting house.
do u have any condoums?
I MUST GO SHOPPING
>one year of grandpas passing last week
>last memory with him in good health was fishing in Odessa Texas
>caught a lot of fish, largest was a cod
>open Cinemaphile to shitpost and disrespect janny
>find a /cod/ thread
miss you grandad
FUCK JANNIES
>Fishing in the desert with a dead person
>Catches a fish that is native to cold waters in the North Atlantic(saltwater) in freshwater
>In West Texas
Somethin just don't add up here
probably took a wrong current at Albuquerque
read as
>last memory with him in good health was fisting in Odessa Texas
i'm getting out of this thread
Why do so many pedos like TCAP?
Because they find it funny
They root for the predators
People like to be seen
>Oh jeez!
Where's the others animated memes? Tcap pedo anons? Where's the other memes?
Crazy to think in that moment he was probably upset and stressed thinking how embarrassing that moment was with no clue just how much worse it was all going to get in under 15 seconds.
I gotta take off
Honey... You gotta bail me out... I didn't do anything ... Don't bring the girls
>Don't bring the girls
Hands down my favorite line from the series. No other predator lost more than Tall Dreamy Doc (maybe the DA that offed himself and lead to the end of the show, but he never made it to air).
Yeah he an heroed a year or two ago
didn't this guy kill himself recently?
He faked his death
>hanged himself on the same day as the capitol riots
Cool
What was he a doctor of?
pediatric gynecology
black ass fucking
he had a cod cooking in the oven and he realized it's gonna be burnt
>9 credits away from getting his degree
>gets busted for being a pedo on national television
>held in ICE detention for 3 years
>deported back to Guyana, a country he hadn't been to since he was 10
>family still lives in the US and has disowned him
I wonder how he's doing in Guyana.
top tier comedy, but I don't remember which brown one this is
Ah right, I remember the more muslim-y looking guy better because of his weird delivery
They ain't Guyana miss him
As for asfour....
>Chris revealed that an online dominatrix named "Miss Habibi" was hired by Yazan to berate him for his own sexual gratification. She immediately recognised Yazan from his appearance on TCaP, and used this to further humiliate him.
>The audio can be heard in the podcast, here is a transcript of the exchange played:
>Miss Habibi: You've been on TV before, haven't you?
>Yazan: Yes.
>Miss Habibi: I can't place where I've seen you before, so fuckin' tell me. Stop wasting my time.
>Yazan: [ineligable]
>Miss Habibi: What TV show were you on?
>Yazan: I can't remember the name.
>Miss Habibi: You are smarter than you look. You look like a big stupid fuckin' monkey, but you know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about you pathetic little shit, don't you?
>Yazan: Yes miss.
>Miss Habibi: You tried to go make a little girl shit on your face and got humiliated by Chris Hansen, didn't you?
>Yazan: Yes miss.
>Miss Habibi: Alright so say, "I was busted on To Catch a Predator." Say it.
>Yazan: I got busted To Catch Pred-
fucking hell
ok well if he absconded to jordan and still has a warrant, how did chris obtain this audio? Why would i gave been recorded anyway?
miss habibi is sexy af
he’s probably getting fucked in the ass
slave2mistresses fled back to Jordan and was never heard from again kek. tennisboy213 had it rough
there is just something so comfy about mid-2000s american suburbia. this show gives off that feel a lot
Did you live in an environment like that or do you just fantasize about it because of the way it looks.
I lived in the exact same thing in high school and I have to tell you I don't much give a shit, it happened once, it won't happen again.
Why doesnt Cinemaphile get Tcap?
These threads are always shit.
unlike the zoomer audience we understand these retards are real people so the underlying feeling is derision or hatred, rather than the "TCAP community" which treats these naggers like they're side characters on the office and Hanson is Jim
See what I mean?
Like how retarded is that post lmao
Then I guess you better go make 10 ms paint edits using 240p screenshots of indian guy who wanted to fuck the cat
Pedos seething there’s a famous show about mocking them and having them arrested
Oh lard
I don’t wanna go any furrrrrrtherrrr and make you mad any furrrrrrtherrrr
>WATCHA DOING RABBI?
>Gawrsh, you look and act like a completely different girl, Kayla
>Haha yeah. I dyed my hair, you like it?
>Oh caaaawd yeah I like it I'm so lucky haha
He deserved it for being so stupid
Name a more kino villain entrance
Judge Holden
>boy I need to take this jacket off I'm getting hot in here thinking about what happens next....
>can I rape you anally
Well Cinemaphile?
I LIKE RAPE!
Guy to guy thing?
I might want to cut you a little, suck on your blood
lol
[English teacher voice]
"MAY I rape you anally"
and no, you may not, not until recess.
Depends. You burn local?
I can't watch stuff like this. Not because I feel sorry for them or anything but I can't stand the cringe. I have no fucking idea what they might do next, say something really stupid and embarrassing, cry, get loud, I hate it.
I can't watch Nathan For You either, or The Office. I just can't watch anything remotely cringy.
Me too, anon.
I had to stop watching Curb because it was too much for me.
>Well before you leave you should probably know something, and that's I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and I'm going to kill you.
My mom is going to be so pissed
Imagine all the guys that fuck underage girls and dont get in trouble
That one predator who was trying to lure the decoy out of the house actually should've been shot. Not a doubt in my mind he was planning to murder her.
To this day, I always wonder what that one guy was planning to do when he brought his 8 year old son to a sting.
Did they really not consider that eventually one of these guys would kill themselves? It cost Dateline NBC millions
what kind of user name is "canirapeyouanally"?
It's gaelic
LAUGHOUTLOUD
PUT DAT INNA FRIJJ
I AIN'T GAY OR NUTTIN
in da frijerayda
IM JUS SAYAN
I'M NOT GAY
U CAN SMELL MY BREFF
You are in fact a closeted repressed homosexual
>NO RUBER
How old are you?
>Thirtyyy..nine
You said you were 35 online
>Thirty five. Thirty nine.
(We found out later that he's actually 46)
i remember one episode were a guy almost brought his girlfriend/wife with him. would be funny to see a women predetor in the show.
they don't entrap women predators because even if you're a 12 year old boy you still end up having to do all the work
Even the dudes on youtube doing this now hardly ever catch a (biological) woman. I can recall at least a few tranny busts I've seen but only a couple of actual women. It seemed both of them were part of a human trafficking ring and their muscle was waiting somewhere around the corner, extremely unsettling.
that's what makes legit female predators so wholesome, it's just misfiring of their natural motherly instincts at the end of the day, probably because they got molested as a preteen
Best arrest?
>he tries to leave... but runs right into the waiting arms of local law enforcement, and the Swamp Thing
>breaking out the sniper suit to fuck with pedos
I’m pretty sure they are not police issue meaning some pig just had one, brought up the idea while planning the sting, and everyone involved agreed it would be hilarious.
You just know he had been looking for an excuse to use it for a while now.
>We can have our 5 uniformed officers get his attention then you bust out of the bushes and tackle him from behind in your tree monster costume.
Chewbacca caught his ass
how is this not entrapment?
t. european anon.
i mean its illegal for cops to try to sell you drugs. so why is this any different?
They're not being coerced. If the police were blackmailing them into trying to have sex with children then fair enough, but these guys are willingly entering houses where they believe they will be about to commit a crime.
Do you think if you stole the demo phones from an Apple store you'd be able sue Apple for tempting you?
It basically all comes down to how contact gets initiated. If you can reasonably argue you wouldn't have committed the crime without their intervention, then it was entrapment. Like with the drug dealing example; a cop comes up to you out of the blue and offers you coke, that's entrapment. There's no reason to believe you would have attempted to buy drugs if they hadn't come to you. If you go up to a random guy on a street corner and ask if he can hook you up and he turns out to be a cop, not entrapment. You initiated contact, attempting to commit the crime without the police having to do anything first
With the TCAP/predator hunting stuff, the way it works is that the group set up a bunch of decoy social media profiles for fictitious kids, and wait for local diddlers to contact them. The predators are the ones who reach out to the decoy children, and attempt to solicit them for sex. The decoy doesn't just pick random people and send them a 'hey bb wanna fug' message
that doesn't really make sense, a normal person wouldn't try to fuck a 13 year old regardless of how contact was initiated
>a normal person wouldn't
That's the other, less clear-cut half of the entrapment 'test'. The prosecution first has to demonstrate that the state agent persuaded the defendant to do the act, and secondly that the defendant was not so predisposed as to be likely to commit the act without intervention. That latter one's way more complicated to get into, and really comes down to the case-by-case thing. Obviously, your case is not going to look good if you were enthusiastically messaging what you believed to be a 13 y/o about how you wanted to fuck them in the ass and they should bring condoms for you to wear while you fuck them in the ass
There are people who aren't normal, but aren't necessarily evil and therefore don't deserve punishment, though.
For example imagine the police persuade some 19 yo man with down syndrome to come over and have sex with a 13 yo girl and he doesn't even really understand what's going on but he's technically agreed to it out of the social pressure of making the police happy. Punishing him is clearly immoral and the police are clearly in the wrong, both because they're fucking with innocent people like this and also because they're wasting resources manufacturing false threats. Same with mentally ill people who convinced to try some terrorist act by the feds.
Is prison just about punishing evil to you or aren’t there very particular laws that aren’t meant to be moral judgements
Yeah I see the legal system as punitive first and foremost but that isn't at all related to the point of my post. The 19 yo down syndrome man clearly isn't a threat to children in this example, the police have manufactured a false threat through coercion.
The whole reason they're there in the first place is because they're NOT normal and reasonable people.
it's worth noting a lot of these guys are fucked from the start because of some states laws about contacting minors in a sexual manner online.
however, the ones who didn't say shit when arrested/interviewed/lawyered up from the start got much more lenient sentences or in some cases the charges dropped.
the same way it's not entrapment if you're selling cocaine and you're shopping around and you end up talking to a guy who tells you "yes I have the money, meet me here" but he's secretly a cop
you were already going to do it regardless
I'm from NJ and remember falling in love with Casey, the NJ decoy. I would sit in class and imagine our wedding and going on our honeymoon to Mount Airy Lodge in the Poconos. I still think about her, bros.
>Come on in honey I just need to finish brushing my teeth, take a seat I made some cookies
>Hey Anon i'm ready to settle! have a seat!
Oh cawd please no.
Lmao you would
>Nastiest, worst pleasure.
Fag
t.Hacksen
nah
I would, but only to cuck the predators that fell for her
Imagine falling for the sun meme this hard.
That’s only an Asian problem (rusanglogermcucks included).
What vegan does to you
This girl from TLC missed her calling in life
why werent there any woman on the show?
They don't get caught easily
They just become teachers instead. It's lower risk than messaging kids on FB.
Back in the day guys would just become teachers, priests or bus drivers. Now everyone's hypersensitive enough that most pedos probably don't even try those positions. Women pedos don't get the same suspicion so they become teachers.
women "predators" are just desperate sluts who either settle for or fetishize the idea of a teen/preteen fucking them
the inverse of the male predator, only being that they're women they are still naturally submissive even if their target is a middle school boy
>Well, I live here... Meeeeeee, my mommy, and my daddy...
How do you respond without sounding utterly fuckin retaded
this was almost unbelievable
>look! look at this here oak table, my granpappy built this himself with his own bare hands in the 1830s
>So like I was saying, I got a Purple Heart after my third tour in Iraq and now I get 100% disability payments...uh I mean no sir my mommy and my daddy won't be home until tomorrow
I would fuck Nervous Nelly.
I for to wish as well
imagine to then lift her up by leg and open them to make and got licks
her vag lip would and for good on my wood, or so i have been telled by my uncle heh
Hanson you no good yellow-bellied varmint... show yerself! I'm itchin to shoot ya right 'tween yer beady eyes!
>Wish Hansen wasn't a sell out homosexual
He's the opposite of a sell out bro, sell outs make money. Fucked up his mainstream fame by being a fuckup IRL and now shills his paywalled content for pennies. Meanwhile there's dudes straight up beating on pedos on rumble which is what people really want to see
Were there any women ever caught on this show?
unfortunately not :^(
Why is this show so comfy
Thanks doc
Oh you're in these threads too? not just content with shitting up the horror general for a month, you got to show off your mediocre setup everywhere else too?
Addicted
I’m in lots of threads across many boards anon
DAMN YOUR EYES HANSEN, YOU TIN STAR SNAKE IN THE GRASS
I wonder what mr. penis is thinking about these days...
>The suspects if TCAP took place in Japan.
she just like famicom and super famicom games, what makes her a suspect
Allow me to indulge my sexual fantasies, anon.
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