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Arnold probably raped him back then in a trailer
God I wish that were me as Ed.
"No!"
>cute kid, can i keep him in my trailer?
hast la vista, anal virginity
No wonder he cried when Arnold did the thumbs up, he knows where its been
I need your clothes, your boots and your bussy
how bad could that be?
He's a good lookin' boy. Do you mind if I keep this picture?
under no circumstances is that statement and question appropriate back to back
>Cum with me if you want to live
Easy money
>I AHM HEAH TO PAHMP
>YOO AHP
Wolfie's fine, honey. Wolfie's just fine. Where are you?
The Terminator: [hangs up the phone] Your butthole are dead.
not entirely unbelievable since we now know Arnold screwed anything that moved and was gay for pay in the early days
Source anon
Good on him.
These kids get raped by disgusting pedo israelites and the public laughs at them when their lives fall apart
>Artie Lange now works at a gas station in New Jesery
We're all gonna make it
Um bros....
zoz
I gotta get me a Yankee beanie, I think I'm fat/drunk enough to pull it off.
makes me glad seeing that fat frick getting hit with reality
it was part of a court order thing. He's not actually working at a gas station
You wish jealous gay
He just wanted to make people laugh sheesh man
That was only for 10 days in 2019 during a stint in a rehab program.
His nose is totally fricked though, Stu Unger style.
Lange now works at a gas station in New Jesery
Nothing wrong with good honest work.
Pumping other peoples' gas isn't work, it's bullshit
gas stations are all full service in New Jersey you can’t pump your own gas by law
why the frick is that?
Because Joisey folk are too moronic to do it themselves
Because dumb frick drunks hitting Jersey beach kept accidentally lighting themselves and others on fire at gas stations.
>, it's bullshit
You know what's bullshit, PRETENDING FOR A LIVING. The sheer fact we pay millions for people who pretend.
Shame she is so old.
He just had to do that as a condition of his probation for a few weeks or something, that was a while ago. He's fallen off the map currently and is probably ripping rails with andy dick somewhere.
>with andy dick
Didnt he get arrested for buggering a dude while he was knocked out?
Andy Dick is an IP2 streamer now
he outlived norm
what a joke
>got clean and started a podcast
every time
did he ever get his goddamn nose fixed. He's looked like a Fallout ghoul for years now, just get a fricking nose job my dude you have money
>you have money
Does he though? He hasn't worked a lucrative job in 12 years.
The success of the surgery would depend on how much cartilage they need to take from other parts of the body (probably the ears). It might not even be successful.
Can they just install a prosthesis that's less likely to be rejected?
I really don't know, I've never heard of a prosthesis used in noses, it's always other parts of the body sculpted into the nose. I can't think of why a prosthesis wouldn't work... maybe they need real tissue to be able to attach it to whatever is still there.
just looked it up. This is crazy.
Willem Dafoe looks like THAT?
BACK TO FORMULA
So did he piss someone in Hollywood that he wasn't getting any roles or was it meth all along?
They pumped and dumped him. Pretty much the story of most children in Hollywood. If the israelites liked your ass enough, they might give you more roles in the future when you grow older, but that's rare.
Have you seen Mara "Crazy witch" Wilson, Maculay "I'm my own grandfather" Culkin or Jenette "Anemia incarnate" McCurdy you'll know, that those who don't stick with the MK programming, get discarded and gaslighted until they go crazy.
>he changed his middle name based on an internet vote
>hes now officially Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin
lmao, thats a little funny
Amphetamines are such a shit drug, except aderall, that shit rocks
My friend got on that Adderall, spiraled into insanity and murdered a guy, now is in prison for life. He was acting really weird the whole time he was on that shit. Stay away from adderall.
How can you abuse meth and still be that overweight?
Aderall is literally just prescription meth in a controlled dose you moron.
I would have failed out of college my first semester if my mom hadn’t given me my brother’s adderall. Have taken it ever since. I graduated 4 years ago in August and make $115k now. Shit does indeed rock.
Didn't the media just say meth abuse "isn't so bad" in moderation?
It's a white drug so they want to downplay how bad it is because someone made fun of a Black person's hair once
Drugs are bad if you can't take it casually. Statistically very few people get hooked to the point of it harming themselves unless they have underlying issues. Why do you think so many 80s business types did blow and their faces aren't melting off?
Coke is nothing compared to meth you fricking moron.
Plastic surgeons are still making bank repairing the septums of 80's business types. Most don't get to the Artie Lange stage, so nobody notices.
It's not actually the meth that ruins your teeth. It's the fact that when people are on a binge they don't look after themselves and tend to drink a lot of soda/soft drink
Complete bullshit
no it's because hunter biden is a meth head
well, if you believe what some pharmabro said earlier, meth is actually safer and less harmful on the system then adderal...if taken properly and for medical purposes. but since it looks and sounds bad and has a history, which would be harmful to profits, instead you get sold and prescribed a more harmful drug.
same with heroin. its actually pretty safe, and vastly less dangerous to the human system then alcohol and yadda yadda, but it sounds bad and no medical company would risk prescribing safer drugs if it hurt the bottom line, so it only gets used in smaller less visible treatments like anesthetic for eye surgery.
You are dumb but alcohol is about as bad as meth or heroin considering how some people use it.
>considering how some people use it
theres the key phrase. some people use alcohol poorly. should we ban it? some people huff paint. should we ban paint? frick that. just because some people are frick ups shouldnt impact the rest of society.
should morphine be illegal? codiene? whats more insulting is the drugs introduced to help heroin addicts and such are demonstrably shown to be worse.
meth is not particularly more harmful then many other substances if used and prescribed in good faith by a proper medical professional. meth made in a bathtub by amateur using bleach and turps, cut with whatever the frick they find under the kitchen sink is harmful.
of course theres a lot of arguments about all these being prescribed "in good faith", but thats a different topic.
Good for him. I'm glad for him.
who will play him in the inevitable biopic ?
>We're all going to make it
I go to Hong Kong
HURRY UP AND BUY
WATCHU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA?? HHMMM?
BREAK YOSELF!!!!!!
>be Edward Furlong
>hear Cameron is doing a 3rd Terminator movie
>Arnie is back
>Linda Hamilton is back
>realise there's no way they won't be bringing John Connor back
>"This is it."
>"This is my moment."
>"This is what I've been waiting for."
>get out of bed
>dust off the old boombox and hit play
>"yewwwww could be miiiine!"
>feeling motivated as frick
>open curtains
>pour 47 bottles of cheap vodka down the sink
>about to dump cocaine down the toilet but remember you snorted it all last night
>vomit
>shit
>shit while vomiting between your legs into the shit
>actually use mouthwash instead of drinking it
>cry
>vomit
>go to the bank
>take out every remaining penny you own
>$1,462
>pay for a year long gym membership
>can't afford rent
>lose your appartment
>sleep in your car
>work out for 4 hours a day
>use gym to shower and shit
>survive on remnants of kale shakes other gym members leave behind
>7 months later
>lean and muscular
>boyish good looks have returned
>haven't cried in 19 days
>call in a few favours and get an audition for James fricking Cameron's new Terminator flick
>walk into audition room
>James is astounded
>his nose trembling
>"My God. Eddie, is that you? You look fantastic! But how? We thought you were at death's door!"
>look him dead in the eye and give a sly smile
>"The whole thing goes: The future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves."
>The whole room erupts
>cheers
>hollers
>everyone's on their feet
>James is chanting, "BRAVO! BRAVO!"
>"We got Skynet by the balls now, don't we?"
>someone passes out
>James is crying
>I can't believe what's happening
>I've never been so happy
>"So, Jimmy. Do I go the job, or do I got the job?"
>"I'm sorry. We've already hired Idris Elba."
The sad thing about this is this basically did happen, only they didn't recast him with Idris Elba, but instead they just used a cgi recreation of him as a kid and killed him off in the first 5 minutes.
That must have hurt
>actually use mouthwash instead of drinking it
lel
kino
>>look him dead in the eye and give a sly smile
>>"The whole thing goes: The future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves."
Didn't the guy they replaced him with fall off the wagon too? The role of John Connor is cursed.
bahahahahahaha high effort and high payoff.
The Idris Elba meme was never funny. Peak Reddit
>>shit
>>shit while vomiting between your legs into the shit
>>we got skynet by the balls now, dont we?
fricking lool'd
well done sire, well done
upvoted!!
dammit this got me good
well done
Jesus Christ my sides
Updooted
Isn't he still an alcoholic on par with Bam Margera and /our guy/ Johnathan Rhys Meyer?
Is this really how I look when I'm a little tanked walking to 7/11 at 8 pm to get more beer
Yes
no anon you look worse
Is it me or are those journeys to get 'more' fraught with danger and excitement wondering if you will be able to get back home with more alcohol for the rest of the night?
Ive had many an escapade to and from the off-licence on par with Frodos Journey to mount doom then back to the shire.
I get ya. Back when I was drinking a shit ton I lived in the country and I had to walk through woods to get more alcohol. It was a proper mission. Most occasions it was okay but there were a few times where I got lost, couldn't find my way home so just sat under a tree in the middle of the woods getting blasted all night, hoping those twigs cracking weren't the local gays out for their nightly orgies or the local crackheads, until I finally fell asleep in a bed of leaves. Honestly though, nothing beats a walk in the country when the sun's coming down and you're pissed out your head.
Yes but uglier
>Is this really how I look when
>I'm a little tanked walking to 7/11 at 8 pm
>8 pm
No, you look normal, try 8am
>Look up his personal life
>see multiple alcohol-related incidents, some even at airports
Jesus christ. I drink too much by my own admission but all I do is sit in my apartment and go to bed at like 9pm and wake up at 6am for my job.
I can't imagine it becoming THAT bad
you will if you dont stop sweaty
He's Irish, its just their natural behaviour.
> Read the Wikipedia
> All but one alcoholism incident is at an airport
> Airports often feature as the time and location he falls off the wagon
I’m now suspecting there is a phobia of flying involved
Fear of flying is so moronic. The plane is either going down or it isn't. Either way it won't be your problem.
Exactly its 50/50 really
Wait til you start decanting that liquor into bottles to take to work
the inside-out jacket always gets me
it's harder to do this in the us because you have to drive everywhere
Dude, noone can out JUST Bam Margera. Don't insult our earthrocker like that.
we're all gonna make it bros
happy for him, before destroying his career with drugs he made many kinos
I totally forgot he was in Detroit Rock City, my japanese wife really likes him and his strip dance.
Can you post pics of your japanese wife
even if he's now clean he still looks pretty bad
Don't do drugs kids
He's just like me!
It's the hair that's making him look horrible. I'm guessing he's balding and wants to hide it, but he just looks dirty.
he's also pretty fat.
It's the face, really.
He looks like he had 1 hour of sleep in the past year and got socked in the face before photo for the good measure.
Nah. He just looks unhealthy overall - and his face is puffy, like Bam's, probably from alcohol. A lot of dopers call themselves "clean" but just switch their addiction to booze. He looks like a dude who goes on booze benders regularly.
he probably lied about the meth because being an alcoholic is too scummy/low brow to admit, you can lose your teeth from drinking everyday.
>is that water in that glass there?
>...nahisssginnn
Based Fricking Poguesposter
Just looked and Shane Mcgowan is STILL ALIVE?
Pretty sure he died, is this some mandella effect?
he's not dead yet but he's physically fricked. probably mentally too
shane actually started doing meth and heroin cos alcohol was too bad for his body but then went back when cops started to bust him
If he gets a haircut and drops 30 pounds he'll look good.
Good for what?
>just change everything and you'll look good
normies should be shot
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
He’s going for the Rich Evans look
Casper Van Dien?
oh shit he met nate
>dis muddafricka from Terminator worships the frickin devil and shit
look it him trying to kiss up to his masters with that moronic shirt. frick this piece of shit. we like him because he starred in two good movies? you get what you deserve.
>Polcucks gets jimmi russel
Embarassing
lot of washed up in one pic.
Some days it feel like we come from another place when blatant signs of allegiance to lucifer are so normalized and ignored
go back to church gay
They will lose in the end.
Is he still with Monica Keena? She had some nice jugs.
I didn't look it up specifically, but got the feeling they are still on and off. Her breasts are fake, fyi, but perfect for a little bawd.
Sadly, when I just found this image
apparently it was big news less than a year ago that Monica Keena was showing up to Horror Cons high on drugs. Saw a video of it, poor girl is fricking tweaking, eyeballs spinning in her head, arms flailing around. She just couldn't sit still.
Fun Fact - the following stars admitted to meth abuse: Jodie Sweetin (Full House), LaLaine (Lizzy McGuire), and Mena Suvari (American Pie).
>Mena Suvari
jesus wept i didnt know that
Shouldn't surprise you. They handed her over to a homosexual pedophile and that wasn't the first time she was used as a sex toy.
https://people.com/movies/mena-suvari-recalls-a-weird-and-unusual-encounter-with-kevin-spacey-on-american-beauty-on-set/
reddit is that way, homosexual
Spacey didn't actually frick her. He's gay, it just wasn't known at the time. The encounter was just her lying on a bed with him, to practice the scene, and he didn't do anything. But she implies she would have gone along with it, because she was used to being a piece of meat in the Hollywood machine, and just going by the cast, she knew it was her breakout role.
Pancakes are ok, waffles are good though.
How do ya feel about her upgrading to the Taylor Swift package? Is that like a crepe or whatever the Frogs call it?
I feel ya, I love shit talking bawds. If you and I were at a bar, we'd be negging every prostitute there before seducing sweet Mena with an 8 ball.
Give me a min to remember some key passages...
So back to Mina. What we need to establish is a timeline. I call it a "Time-Flux Tanner" as in Stephanie Tanner. I was trying to find a way to go back and give her meth so I could frick her.
>loses virginity to brothers friend at 14 (she questions whether it was rape, she can't remember)
>fully sexually active from then on (fricked anyone who had drugs)
>at 15 starts smoking weed (marijuana is her drug of choice for life)
>at 16 she graduates to meth (first snorting it, then actually being at a meth house smoking it out of lightbulbs)
>frequents ELM festivals, falls in love with a DJ, he opens her up to three ways with both men and women, using her as the seducer to get their "mark"
EDITOR'S NOTE: this is why she called herself a sexual predator and admitted she's always used sex to get what she wants, whether it be drugs, roles, etc.
I got more, but I think this is the perfect place to drop in her timeline:
>17 yrs old, methed up, and loves fricking
>I got more, but I think this is the perfect place to drop in her timeline:
If you're dropping into the timeline of a confident 10/10 deep into stimulant abuse yet retaining her looks so far (and loving the lifestyle) then I hope you have an edge - distribution connections or a bottomless bank account, some kind of nightlife equity - you don't fall into the orbit of chicks like without a steel frame.
At that stage of the game these girls are sharks, unless they're controlled by a quasi-pimp - then those guys are the sharks you have to worry about.
But perhaps you're the shark.
Smoking hot young chicks with stimulant addictions are the prize. Pimp or be pimped.
>t. too many years in PHX, Scottsdale, + Tempe
I'm pretty sure he's a bi sociopath
why sociopath
I wish I had this photoshoot in UHQ, it's fricking sexy AF.
I read Mena's book, by her own admission, she was a sexual predator in her own right. If she was creeped out by Spacey, it was because for "some reason", he didn't frick her.
>sexual predator in her own right
QRD?
Frickin learn to google you dumb b***h
Yeah and all it says is she was sexually abused, not doing the abuse
You're original question was directed to me, but anon
gave me the lulz.
So I gotta side with him. We're here for fun shitposting, not trying to have reddit discussions.
I just wanna hear about her perking on some dudes in her prime
>mfw prime coked out era Mena Suvari will never rape me
And all that
do Monica next!
>that first pic
>terminator lookin guy behind him
holy shit
he looks like fat mike patton
great job Edward!
>shows off new set of teeth
is this just... dentures? or can they give you an actual new set of teeth now
yeah you can get permanent implants. They put screws in your jaw to anchor them to.
apparently almost every rich person does this
boogie has done it
scott adams says all rich people do it
scott adams had a very hot wife but i guess she was a single mom too (??) and she left him and he had to keep looking after her kid
Damn who could have ever guessed that his marriage to a cute 20 year-old latina wife wouldn’t have lasted. They seemed so in love and he’s totally not getting divorce raped.
I have her number
that's pretty cool, good for him then
Sure, for about $20k each tooth. Wonder how he financed that?
Good for you Edward! Stay sober and live a life worth living!
That disgusting motherfricker got to frick Jolene Blalock.
>Jolene Blalock
No way she wasn't coked or meth'ed out during her entire ENT run. b***h looked sprung as frick.
Imagine her chasing rails of coke in a path on the floor while that greasy bastard fricks her in the ass.
#JohnConnorlives or some shit?
Easy money
Oh n-
I look worse, even without meth
>Actors you look like
Mfw
Chewsday innit
now we just to save nick stahl
Sad how James Cameron never helped him. He could have cast him in the new Avatar movies.
>meth abuse
I thought he was a drunk?
drunk on meth
Meth sounds like so much fun bros.
he's literally me
Good for Edley.
It is "the mirror". Also, "rotted" is not a word. You have to spell it as "had rotten".
Fricking esl garbage I'll smash your fricking skull in.
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/rotted
midwit
Whenever someone talks about how they fricked their life up on meth it just makes me really want some Adderall.
good for him. JSUT.