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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Livin in AMERICA
    >what? there's nothin wrong...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      legit the funniest interview of all time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BASED

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Germans are really jelly of Americans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This is not a love song

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We are. During the entire post war era most Germans had the impression that Americans and German have a lot in common. We like American movies and music, you like German cars and stuff. Germans love cowboys and western stuff. To Germans, the American space program felt as German as a Volkswagen. Post 9/11, Germans learned more than ever that the USA also has an ugly face that mostly consists of gun-toting evangelicals bombing the world for oil.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the USA also has an ugly face
        Do the Germans of all people get to look down on another culture for that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post-WW2 Germany and Germans see themselves as a peaceloving pacifist force for the good. Shunning the use of military force by others and themselves and believing in the unlimited possibilities of peaceful diplomacy not backed by military options.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly this mindset by the Germans is both extremely unrealistic and a little disingenuous. A military is just a political tool, having one doesn't make you evil it's how you use it that counts. On the other hand deprioritizing your own military to the point where you look upon it with disgust guarantees that you'll either be dependent on other militaries or will at some point in the future be conquered. Not saying what the Nazis did wasn't bad but what modern Germans are doing is a dangerous overcorrection.

            Also it doesn't help their case that they continue to support powers they claim to dislike by paying them their hard earned euros.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair, Germany has started contributing their fair share to nato for the first time this year, and is mostly doing their part in terms of sanctions... Which would be pretty cool if it weren't for the fact that they've built a shit ton of their energy infrastructure around Russia in the last decade, which we tried over and over again to warn them about. Like, do what you want, but how are Germans going to piggyback off of our military budget all that time and then be like, "lol, we're our own country, and we're going to invest all this infrastructure in Russian oil, which will never come back to bite us." That series of decisions is why the Euro is on par with the dollar at this point basically.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What's there to bite them? They don't give a shit. They're only pretending

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not paying attention? Now that they're complying with their military obligations and upholding the energy sanctions, the Euro has dropped to almost the same value as the dollar (although you could argue that a devaluation started with the pandemic). This was entirely preventable, and their decision to move toward Russia and away from the ally that has protected them militarily and put them back on their feet after ww2 was a stupid decision. Germany even started shutting down their nuclear power plants as they were finishing their oil pipeline to Russia, the Nordstream 2. Don't tell the Germans that, though. They're smarter than everyone and right about everything.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Not saying what the Nazis did wasn't bad

              It unironically wasn't. Virtually everything Nazi propaganda said was true, unironically.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      European are generally very obsessed with the USA, literally everything they do revolves around American culture since the US is so influential, trust me us Europeans are basically Americans but without guns at this point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And decent food. Don’t forget that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In the US we have much greater access to better food than in Europe. Just stop buying goyslop and start buying local real foods.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You may have access to it fatty but everyone knows you don’t bother, you salad dodging c**t. Apart from you, you disgusting blob, I think Yanksville is a great country. You and Black folk and Black person culture, obviously.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I get all my eggs and meat from a local farm.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You even type fat. It’s disgusting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >us Europeans
        ok paki

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Germans are a humiliated and mindbroken people who will probably never recover. They were made an example of for telling the israelite "no"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Germans btfo of America in WW2 (Highjump)

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERICA
    But he is German?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      brainlet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Culturally a lot of the wolrd has a huge American influence, especially Europe. Think BLM, an US movement abiut an US issue that went global, think of the insane amount of soft cultural power that entails.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AMERICA
    AMERICA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      George Floyd lives rent free in this website's head, I can't go a single day here without seeing him brought up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We're all just so proud of George for being drug free the past few years

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    american website however

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KOKA KOLA SOMETIMES WAR

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU GOT A PUSSY
    I GOT A DICKA
    SO WHATS THE PROBLEM
    LETS DO IT QUICK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I GOT A DICKA
      do yuu fea dikk-a, massus tranna?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever happened to the real music video of this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Still able to find it, it's on Vimeo

        Is Cinemaphile going to the upcoming Rammstein concerts?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Saw them on the tour that then got postponed to hell due to COVID, not that keen on seeing them again soon unless it's a completely new tour.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're still playing live?
          Aren't they getting old? How do they sound, are they still insane?
          This thread made me realize that though it's been aeons since I actually heard their songs, I still remember most of the lyrics in extremely incorrect and broken German attempted to be typed out like so

          >und der haifisch sterh ha trenen und die laufen from gesicht
          >dach der haifisch leibe in wasser so die trenen sig fanisch

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just googled the actual lyrics, I was pretty close actually
            Und der Haifisch, der hat Tränen
            Und die laufen vom Gesicht,
            doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser
            so die Tränen sieht man nicht
            and now I'm enjoying listening to their songs again, thanks for the out of nowhere reminder Cinemaphile

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They've still got it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TOO BIG
      TOO SMALL
      SIZE DOES MATTER AFTER ALL

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >United States

    >Strongest nation on Earth for 68 years and counting

    >Highest GDP on Earth

    >Worth 51% of the global economy

    >Largest navy in the world

    >Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth

    >Only country with a functioning railgun

    >30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth

    >Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones

    >Developing a new generation of spaceships

    >Only country to have been to the Moon

    >Only country with a private sector actively working in space

    >Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication

    >Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart

    >Won WWII singlehandedly

    >Never lost a war in its 237 year history (Vietnam didn't win; look at them and look at the US now; same with Canada in 1812)

    >Leader of the free world

    Don't like us? No problem.

    At the end of the day, you are all American people. The Facebook you use (inb4 edgygays "LOL frick the system frick Facebook")? American. Google? American. Apple? American. Microsoft? American. Every other thing on the planet except for putting milk into tea? American. You follow our elections (inb4 "I don't"; oh, really? You don't know whether Obama or Romney won?) You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive the car which we invented. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.

    You are ALL American people.

    I fricking love the United States of America, the American people, the American dream, the American way of life, the American rags to riches story, and the dominance of American culture worldwide.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you have some dead black guy to kneel for?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stupid yuro doesn't even know that there's still an hour until the noontime kneeling.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that you even know enough to make this joke proves his point. This world is Rightful American clay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S WUNDERBAR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Facebook
      israeli
      >Apple
      Syrian
      >Microsoft
      56% American, 44% israeli

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >56% American, 44% israeli
        My brother in Christ, those are the same thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This but unirocanally. USA is the only country who keeps all other countries in check. If not for americans there would be already 6th WW going on. I kneel before americans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gets attacked by a Black person
      >gets life in prison for not dying

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gets beheaded by a Black person in Europe
        >gets posthumously arrested for racism

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gets beheaded by a Black person in Europe
        >gets posthumously arrested for racism

        Fellas, you're both pathetic and weak!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DUDE MCDONALDS AND Hollywood ARE… LE GOOD!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >MCDONALDS AND HOLLYWOOD ARE....LE BAD???.....BECAUSE Cinemaphile TOLD ME SO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shalom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I could give you most of those points but
      >>Won WWII singlehandedly
      is fricking stupid and

      [...]

      lost a war in its 237 year history (Vietnam didn't win; look at them and look at the US now; same with Canada in 1812)
      is pretty ridiculous as well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but it is astonishing how much Americans don't give a frick about owning territory. Puerto Rico has been in a sort of limbo for over a century and no one bothered to make them into a state.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I fricking love the United States of America, the American people, the American dream, the American way of life, the American rags to riches story, and the dominance of American culture worldwide.
      And that's exactly why you should hate modern America. All those ideals died a painful death a long time ago.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LIVIN'
    IN
    AMERICA

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks, I'd still rather live in my white majority country. We don't have to massage the figures and israelites, Arabs and hispanics as white either.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WE'RE ALL LIVING IN WEIMAR REPUBLIC

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because everyone else is obsessed with you, it is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    COCA-COLA
    WONDERBRA

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully not for long

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are you thinking? I'm thinking bloc housing and food rations.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This hits harder than ever right now.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is something going on with their new video I don't know what it is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's just about how the singer wants a lady with big breasts. that's all. no hidden message.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    German here. Do people actually like Rammstein or are they being ironic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only like Sonne and Ich Will

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they got some good songs. That video for Deutschland was kino but casting the negress was a big big frickup.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >casting the negress was a big big frickup.
        They literally just did it to trigger people like you.
        Rammstein is the lefty version of Trumptards who "want to trigger Libs".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        With text like
        >DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLEN
        you kinda need to throw them a bone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like a couple of their songs, but I hate them as a band and people, because they are moronic libshits that hate Germany and the best aspects of your culture and history, like most modern day krauts do. I'd kill them if I could.

      Hitler was based, modern krauts are lame.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol. When you parse out that Hitler quote its literally a blob of platitudes indistingushsble from some trite Obama speech or whatever.

        >cmon errbody
        >let's all pitch in to keep a good thing going an shit
        >THERE IS NO HIGHER CALLING

        omfg so powerful

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Till Lindemann a pedo?
    >Mein Herz brennt is about orphanage rape
    >Ich hasse Kinder is about raping children
    >likes Russia, the child rape capital of the world

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you're talking to Americans as a European, you can basically only talk about American things, since they don't know Europeans things. I wouldn't call it obsessed.
    I mean everybody watches Hollywood stuff and so there you go.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't you guys want to talk to us about European stuff you liked? I didn't know much of anything about Asterix when I was a kid but now I think it's pretty fun, and I only looked it up because some Euros were talking about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There are few if any overall "European" things in Europe m8.
        I can't talk about say, Finnish tv shows and movies with a Frenchman because the frickign frog has never seen any of em and doesn't understand my language, and vice versa.
        Europe is a collection of culturally and linguistically vastly distinct nations that have only surface level cultural overlap, like the example of asterix that you brought up, which was widely distributed French/Belgian comic series that got translated to various european languages, including Finnish so I also grew up with those comics.

        I feel like murricans often miss the above factor about Europe. We genuinely are not members of some overall culturally homogenous sphere where we share tons of media etc. Each European nation is a cultural universe of their own from which only fragments at times spread to other European nations.
        It is not like in murrica, where everyone speaks the same language and watches the same shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So you just admit your countries' media are irrelevant, right.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Irrelevant to outsiders, sure.
            I don't give a frick about relevance of Finnish media to non Finns tho. The lives of non Finns have zero value to me so why would I give a shit about if they watch our shit or not?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ok Genghis

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Each European nation is a cultural universe of their own from which only fragments at times spread to other European nations.
          Yeah I understand that and I don't expect someone from Finland to be super familiar with every French tv show. That being said, it seems to me that you guys can still discuss things that might be hyper-specific to your own country's culture and which outsiders might be unaware of but would be interested to learn more about. Honestly I find those kinds of threads to be the most interesting ones on Cinemaphile, I never would have known how much Finns love saunas or how you stand arm's lengths apart at bus stops if not for this site.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Those discussions usually just happen when some foreigner prompts em one way or another, and usually, like in the example of Finns and Saunas, it is just a bunch of Finns explaining that shit in autismal fashion. I don't really see what there would even be to talk between a Finn and a French man on Cinemaphile? There is very little cultural overlap or commonality between us. At least between us and say Swedes or Russians, there is the banter aspect and animosity between our peoples stemming from history but again, that shit is typically things that goes on between neighboring european nations.

            Frenchies and Krauts might banter with each other like we do with swedes but I don't really know for sure.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't really see what there would even be to talk between a Finn and a French man on Cinemaphile?
              Learning to use proper bantz against each other would at least be fun.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao yeah, there's that but honestly, I just don't give a shit about french people enough to bother to even be racist towards them. I have general low level animosity towards them like all other allied nations mostly because I think that Hitler was right, but that has nothing to do with my own nationality or theirs, just history.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I feel like murricans often miss the above factor about Europe.
          Tbf a lot of Europeans online are the ones trying to form this idea, since they always say "we Europeans", "in Europe we do this", etc.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That honestly only serves as a distinction when talking to non Europeans.
            Within Europe, the notion of shared "Europeaness" is something that most of European nations only treat as platitudes, and our populations actively reject when it is pushed too hard.
            I mean, the politicians that push for some United states of Europe tier shit and further EU integration legitimately get death threats and are not popular among the masses. The more that shit has been pushed, the more loud the calls for national uniqueness and separation from other European nations has become among the populist movements across Europe.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That honestly only serves as a distinction when talking to non Europeans.
            Within Europe, the notion of shared "Europeaness" is something that most of European nations only treat as platitudes, and our populations actively reject when it is pushed too hard.
            I mean, the politicians that push for some United states of Europe tier shit and further EU integration legitimately get death threats and are not popular among the masses. The more that shit has been pushed, the more loud the calls for national uniqueness and separation from other European nations has become among the populist movements across Europe.

            It's like how israelites will say they're white when they're being "self-deprecating" and denigrating white people and whiteness, but then say they're israeli and not white when it scores them oppression points and benefits.
            People from European countries are proud citizens of their culturally distinct nation, until it suits them to use the banner of "European" to reinforce the idea that America is some kind of crazy outlier and imply that all of Europe is collectively better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Also, the whole "We Europeans" or "in Europe we do this" statements are disingenuous as frick because like it is with cultural and linguistical distinctions, laws and societies also differ rather heavily in Europe.
            EU has tried to standardize the laws across Europe but has only really succeeded across elements of trade and shit and even that is full of loopholes, like how Swedes are still able to sell chewing tobacco while we Finns cant.

            [...]
            It's like how israelites will say they're white when they're being "self-deprecating" and denigrating white people and whiteness, but then say they're israeli and not white when it scores them oppression points and benefits.
            People from European countries are proud citizens of their culturally distinct nation, until it suits them to use the banner of "European" to reinforce the idea that America is some kind of crazy outlier and imply that all of Europe is collectively better.

            For me, distinguishing ourselves from Murrica stems from hatred towards your degenerate israelite controlled empire.
            I wish for nothing more than the implosion of USA and it's collapse into civil war.

            Can't talk for other Europeans. I feel that there are bunch of liberals in Europe that hate USA not because of my reasons, but because it doesn't live up to the standards of muh human rights and liberalism they think it should. I fricking hate those libshits just as much as I hate the israelites that run murrica. I generally hope for civil wars in Europe as well so in that way, my hatred towards USA is not unique, as I hate liberal democracies in general.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >For me, distinguishing ourselves from Murrica stems from hatred towards your degenerate israelite controlled empire.
              >I fricking hate those libshits just as much as I hate the israelites that run murrica.
              We're not so different, you and I... I hate everything this country has become and how blind everyone around me is to it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I am sure that we aren't alone. Western world is rapidly alienating tons of young people among it's population because it no longer can promise any sort of future that would even be equivalent in terms of living standards, let alone better, than what our parents had.
                My homeland had fricking zero Black folk 30 years ago, now they infest our capital city.
                I fricking hate liberalism so fricking much it hurts.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I wish for nothing more than the implosion of USA and it's collapse into civil war.
              I don't think that will end in the positive note you believe it will.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It will end the liberal world order and allow non liberal nations to assert themselves more in the world stage, and hopefully force my homeland to ditch the dysgenic liberalism it has adopted.

                I don't really care about what happens to murrica after it's grip on the world as it's hegemon is broken. It could end up as a nuclear wasteland and I wouldn't care.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I truly believe that the implosion of America would lead to a war where the scale of violence and atrocities would make the two previous world wars pale in comparison, and much of that violence would be centered in Europe. I do not think that is a good fate for the European peoples.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The fate of European peoples under murrican hegemony is to become mongrelized subhuman mystery meat people enslaved by israelites so even total extinction of our peoples is preferable to that fate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You guys could just stop fricking Black folk and voting for politicians who want to bring in more Black folk.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you think that?
                Now I wonder if under those circumstances it would finally be possible to purge the fricking muslims and Africans from our continent and get back to pure nation-states.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >For me, distinguishing ourselves from Murrica stems from hatred towards your degenerate israelite controlled empire.
              >I wish for nothing more than the implosion of USA and it's collapse into civil war.
              Same for me. USA used to be the Chad of the whole fricking world. When I was a kid, everyone viewed USA as some kind of promised land and everyone would accept a chance to live there in a heartbeat, because everyone could see how better American lives were while we were barely scraping by after decades of communism.
              Now that country got completely infested with israelites at the top that preach worship of Black folk while hordes of fugly Mexicans are getting in and the whole nation is fricking brown.
              There is no other country to look up to like that anymore, everywhere you look you see israelites' degeneracy and corruption. But we are supposed to be happy because muh Apple and muh Marvel? Frick you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even look up to the chinks, I just root for them because while they are soulless bugmen, they at least aren't pushing Black person worship and homosexualry to everything. The implosion of USA can't come soon enough.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LIIBEN REIGEN

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This song is fricking hilarious

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rammstein is just dollar store Laibach.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Z

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    COCA COLA
    SOMETIMES WAR

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KOKA KOLA
    SOMETIMES WAR

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ITS VOONDABA
    What did he mean by this? I thought he said it was America?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based moron

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