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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The guy who plays R. Kelly is a israelite.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how does ghislaine maxwell only get 20 years while r kelly gets 30 years?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please bro stop talking about Ghislaine, okay? Alright just look the other way okay? Please, look R Kelly man, he's getting 30 years. Okay? Just look the other fricking way, we got R Kelly, okay? We fricking got him, after years, we got him, okay? Just fricking look the other way bro ffs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      R Kelly's victims are black and Maxwell's are white. Clear black privilege.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    didnt they all get AIDS or something?

    it doesnt matter, it started being irredeemably shit when R.kelly stopped trying (and failing) to make something profound and serious when he realised people liked it ironically so he started trying (and failing) to make it a comedy

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MIDGET (midget midget midget)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      say what you want about the things he's done, but the man single handedly invented and then perfected the midget fade. a kino technique i have never seen another director brave enough to attempt, not even on GOT.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He did nothing wrong. Wish I could piss on b***hes too.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CHECKS UNDER THE BED
    THEN UNDER THE DRESSER

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tries to scrub it from YouTube and sell it as an actual movie
    Glad he's in jail for 30 years.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ignition remix is still an absolute banger of a track, don't care if he raped a bunch of women.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's bump and grind.
      he deserves prison for being a piss gay. not for "raping" teenage girls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      R Kelly has an entire catalog full of bangers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad it'll be wiped from the pages of music history due to his crimes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all his music is good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was a kid and knew every single word to ignition

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's Got That Vibe is still a go to from me. A discussion about R Kelly actually cost me a 15 year long friendship. Dude's girlfriend couldn't separate the man from his music.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if it's 15 years, it's too long for R Kelly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't care that a Black person commits crime i love hius ooga booga muzak
      race betrayal on display

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        women lied to get backstage and got fricked, I mean that's what happened right

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No. He was operating some a human trafficking organization, essentially. Like a dumb black guy version of Epstein. He was going to Africa and grooming young girls and would sing songs at concerts about how they need to brush their teeth and get green cards so he can frick them. It was pretty gross and dude was out of control with it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >brush their teeth
            It was get their shots. He needed them vaxed so he could lure them out of their turd world shitholes to piss on them.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that camera turn is the single purest moment of kino i've ever seen, I was awestruck

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MAYNE I CAN'T REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He looks at the closet I PULLED OUT MY BERETTA!!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    R kelly made good music?bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce, bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce... Holy shit you cuckhomosexuals need to have a nice day .

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /r/ing a mega/youtube/torrent of the full saga

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand is this not comedy? It reminds me of key and peele

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my internet is too slow to load that but r kelly often makes fun of women in his songs, basically implying they're all prostitutes

      I'm a flirt don't bring your girl around me, cause I'm a flirt

      basically implying that your girlfriend is a prostitute who will cheat

      same girl same girl we been messin with the same girl

      this girl that he is about to marry is also fricking usher and they both realize this together

      real talk b***h I wish you would burn my mothafrickin clothes

      he's arguing with a b***h who he pays for manicures and shit, and she's destroying his property

      basically he's through and through based, and if it involves women he's probably making fun of them

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    same girl same girl we been messin with the same girl

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    isnt a good chunk of famous musicians also pedophiles and or rapists, why we going after R Kelly and not all the other gays. At least R Kelly actually makes good music.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking 15 year olds who lie about their age to get backstage isn't pedophilia

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That literally is the definition and if you can't tell what a 15 year old looks like, you're an idiot, but most likely a pedo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can't tell if people just ironically post this pedoshit anymore lel, please seek help

          it was legal for the last 10000 years of civilization and the germans, italians, japs and chinks seem to agree

          the highest iq peoples in the world

          problem repressives

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you think all 14-22 year olds look the same at the same ages - especially in modern times - you are fricking stupid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't tell if people just ironically post this pedoshit anymore lel, please seek help

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they jelly at r kelly good music

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO
    JULES LOOKS LIKE A GROWN ASS MAN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SNOT'S. MOM. SCREAMED.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely my favorite parody. When Francine interrupts him in the end I crack up so hard.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I forgot

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there proof of what he did? Genuine question. Not just clout and money chasers with "testimonies" who walk to the court room with 100 paparazzi next to them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe text messages and pictures, video etc, everyone has a phone and backstage at shows you probably have a ton of people around

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so where is it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          probably shown in court or sum sum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there proof of what he did?
      Apart from the internet-uploaded pornographic home video featuring himself and an underage girl? No. None.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [Intro]
    Do I know your friend who? At a club?
    Who was there? Girl I wasn't..
    Wait a minute, calm down
    I was at the club with who?
    Get the frick...man, you know what?

    [Verse]
    Girl I'm not about to sit up here and argue with you about who's to blame
    Or call no names, real talk
    See girl, only thing I'm trying to establish with you is not
    Who's right or who's wrong, but what's right and what's wrong
    Real talk
    Just because your friend say she saw me at a club with some other b***hes
    Sitting in VIP smoking and drinking and kicking it, tell me girl
    Did she say there were other guys there?
    Did she say there were other guys there?
    Were there other guys there?
    Well, tell me this
    How the frick she knew I was with them other girls then
    When the whole club packed?
    Wait a minute, let me finish what I've got to say!
    I've been with you five years and
    You listening to your muh'fricking girlfriends
    I don't know why you frick with them all jealous no-man-having ass hoes anyway
    Real talk

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I said you always get a cheeseburger!
    >She said that's not what I'm hungry for!
    >I put my head in my hands and scream

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Always accusing me of some old bullshit
    When I'm just trying to have a good time
    Robert you did this, Kells I heard you did that
    Don't you think I got enough bullshit on my mind
    Real talk, hold hold up
    Didn't I just give you money to go get your
    Hair, toes and nails done the other day, hmm
    Yeah your ass was smiling then
    Real talk, oh
    Gave who some damn money?
    I ain't gave nobody no damn money girl
    Is you tweakin'?
    You see what your problem is
    You're always running off at the mouth
    Telling your girls your motherfricking business, when
    They don't eat with us, they don't sleep with us, besides
    What they eat don't make us shit
    Real talk

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What fricking use is jailing a dude whose already done it? Shouldn't shit be in place so this supposes stuff isn't happening? Am I supposed to pat the courts on the back?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You call my momma's house and what?
    Girl my momma ain't gotta screen no calls for me
    Real talk, and watch your mouth
    Frick me? Girl frick you!
    I don't give a frick about what you're talking about
    I'm sick of this bullshit, I'm coming home and getting my shit
    And getting the frick up out of Dodge
    You ain't gotta worry about me no more
    And the next time your ass get horny
    Go frick one of your funky ass friends
    Hell yeah, you probably doing that shit anyway
    You gon' burn what?
    b***h I wish you would burn my motherfricking clothes
    With your trifling ass, Milton, you bogus girl, Milton
    Start your car up and get ready to take me home
    This b***h done lost her motherfricking mind

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH GODS I THINK I JUST SHITTED ON MYSELF

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not only is there a man in this cabinet, but this man, is a midget (midget) ((midget)) ~~*midget*~~

    ?t=95

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit i never realized omar was in this

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he'll learn to read while he's in prison?

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