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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OUT OF THE WAY, ACE. OUT OF THE WAY!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FANG IT!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i thought i was WITNESSing a mainstream production with people screaming homosexual at the top of their lungs

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WITNESS THESE DIGITS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WITNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      extremely based, schlanger.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Worst girl

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no way, probably the top for me.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            5 > 3 > 6 > 4 > 2 > 7 > 1

            charlize gets a bump because i know how hot she is without the shaved head

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That chick on the far left was gonna play Wonder Woman in Miller's unmade Justice League film. What a loss.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              damn, would have been kino. she's hot. shame she got fricked up so quickly in fury road but at least she got a couple of good shots in

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              is it bad if I like the brown one

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That old c**t made me think my phone screen was dying

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            2 > 6 > 3

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Post more Abbey

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              i wish anons had a webm of her walking towards max with the bolt cutters. she looked tall as frick in that scene

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I only have a DVD version. So it's not a good option to do webm.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                She's so tall, she'd never go out with me...

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                even like a screenshot like a second before this would be Nice. for some reason her posture and how she towers over most of the girls is so hot. damn witch lady

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I only have a DVD version. So it's not a good option to do webm.

                don't know how to make webms or else i would. best girl coming through

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not that hot

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                probably like the pregnant one the most

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >and that's our post-apocalyptic girls after civilization died that I was talking about.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                it's almost like it's the entire point of the character that he gathered perfect women to breed, and even then he'd produce mutant babies. moron.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I know. But these girls clearly have beauticians and access to cosmetics and stuff. It's not genes. It's technology. That's my point. Besides, if it were a question of genes, you'd need, uh. more fat women who can give birth to strong, healthy sons. Models aren't really suited for that. But I agree they look gorgeous in the movie and very sexy against everything else. I think that was the idea behind it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                wow, it's almost like you just saw a movie for the first time last week. it would actually be interesting who you'd rather cast as the wives

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Bryce looks like she farts a LOT!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                the fatter she gets the harder my wiener

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                TEncoder has a decent GUI

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i tried to rewatch this while drunk, then i went to my cities red light district and fricked two hookers right after i watched this scene kek

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Extremely based. Did either look like any of them?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                no but both were hot, praying to got i don't get any diseases, at least i wore a condom

                >WITNESS ME prematurely ejaculate!

                i lasted like two minutes with each. i gotta say i do feel guilty this might be the most degenerate thing i've ever done

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >WITNESS ME prematurely ejaculate!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                God I wish that were me

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            there's a pornstar that looks somewhat similar to her that does demeaning stuff like this. pure kino

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              An example would be nice

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            basically saying he eats wiener, kek

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Just finished watching furiosa and thought is was just as good if not better that fury road. it will now be a double feature like tmnt 1 and 2. Long live miller!!!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i wanted to show the fraulein meine schlange at this scene

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              w2c

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Is she still pure?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

      5 > 3 > 6 > 4 > 2 > 7 > 1

      charlize gets a bump because i know how hot she is without the shaved head

      the sheer digits in this thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT A LOVELY DAY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Witness my ass

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Witnessed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WITNESSED

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Holy dooley, you're awaited.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        By your Dubs you honor thee V8

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >dubs

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        WITNESSED

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WITNESSED

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not one pair of digits in response.
      MEDIOCRE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SHINY AND CHROME

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SHITNESSED

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WITNESSED

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WITNESSED MY BROTHER!!! LIVE SHINY AND CHROME IN VALHALLA!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WITNESSED!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      witnessed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WITNESSED!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy valhalla

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Witnessed in chrome

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WITNESSED

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >who said that?
    >is someone in-between my eyes again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MEDIOCRE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't fricking wait to rewatch this next week

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this board is going to get so fricking annoying with people whining about it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was overall entertained by this movie, but that first portion was by far the best part to me. Not many filmmakers have such a strong visual storytelling where you're able to understand everything even if nothing is being said.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i agree. i was immediately ready for the ride for whatever the frick was gonna happen. that shit could have lasted two hours alone

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bot post of all time

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >positive opinion about a new movie
              >BOT BOTTTTTTTTT BOTTTTTT
              moron

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Severely injure yourself

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Same, it was much more interesting seeing one individual moving through post apocalyptic mad max world than being shown the politics of imortan joe and seeing how he ended up.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          she was cute

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            and barefoot

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Gross feet

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                pleb taste

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            and barefoot

            agreed. would love a spinoff from her. she got naked in that Sydney Sweeney movie too

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              She was actually my favorite part of the movie. She was really cool and based. And hot.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >SKS with gas tube removed
          ???

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It would still fire, it will just be a manual action.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Miller falls for Anya
      >tells her to keep her hair cause he cant fap to a baldy
      >destroys the continuity of Furiosa and undermines Fury Road

      This was the most explicit show of female power. More than anything shown on screen.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So you didn’t even watch the fricking movie and just b***h like an idiot about made up shit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She wore a bald cap you moron. It looks stupid as frick.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Probably this, but also because it would be a pain in the ass
        >Shave her head for real
        >Can't shoot any scenes where she has long hair
        >Either have to shoot everything in chronological order
        >Or use a wig for some of the pre-shave scenes, causing a glaring continuity error

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is furiosa supposed to be a woman? she has a ladyboy phenotype

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Love the whole meme that is growing around girls like this that woman are evolving from carnivor eyes to prey eyes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She is sexy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is furiosa supposed to be a woman? she has a ladyboy phenotype

      She looks like Nux with hair

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'd have fricked him.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how much was she punched in the face and mutated from radiation to become Charlize Theron?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i liked furiosa more than i liked fury road

      >Miller falls for Anya
      >tells her to keep her hair cause he cant fap to a baldy
      >destroys the continuity of Furiosa and undermines Fury Road

      This was the most explicit show of female power. More than anything shown on screen.

      i don't blame him she's pretty

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like how much this guy looked up to Furiosa and obeyed her until the very last moment. he was loyal, but i guess that's the sad part of those dudes. they'd always sell their lives to whoever is the top dog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those dudes

      WAR BOYS AWAITED IN VALHALLA

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's not loyalty. They're morons.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The war boys are all brainwashed people with cancer and other fatal illnesses, whose entire existence revolves around serving Immortan Joe and hoping to die in glory. Of course they trust people higher in the command chain blindly.

        That one guy wasn't a brainwashed warboy though. He seemed like a remnant of the old world, old soldier and follower of Immortan Joe.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, he even talks like a soldier, probably one of colonels Joe's men.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The war boys are all brainwashed people with cancer and other fatal illnesses, whose entire existence revolves around serving Immortan Joe and hoping to die in glory. Of course they trust people higher in the command chain blindly.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >whose entire existence revolves around serving Immortan Joe and hoping to die in glory
        A lot of anons here live miserable meaningless lives, so it's not surprising that they see this sort thing in a positive light.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Better even a simple purpose that enables survival over having no purpose at all.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Better even a simple purpose that enables survival over having no purpose at all.
            It's funny how you see Mad Max as the exact opposite of what the protagonist is about.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              by fury road he literally says that he is broken down to one single instinct, survive.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >whose entire existence revolves around serving Immortan Joe and hoping to die in glory
        A lot of anons here live miserable meaningless lives, so it's not surprising that they see this sort thing in a positive light.

        i realize that entirely, and i know the point of the movie is that it's fricked up. it was just interesting that he was so trusting and loyal to Furiosa. it's all part of the big picture. she was against them being war boys, but took the opportunity to take advantage of them for this moment

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It’s not interesting. The supply runs are highly dangerous job and the success relies entirely on the crew trusting and following the orders of the driver who’s in charge and they’ve done the run countless times.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >The supply runs are highly dangerous job
            >Literally a straight road in the middle of the desert between two colonies

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              And as shown by Furiosa there’s a very high risk of attacks by people like Dementus, who will try to steal the gas and other supplies for themselves, dumbass. Just that one run ended up killing everyone except for Furiosa, who was a stowaway, and Jack, who was the designated driver in charge. And both almost died multiple times and survived simply by working together.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              there were gangs of marauders called buzzards and other murderous inhabitants of the wasteland ready to attack and kill without warning

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >buzzards
                They showed up when they turned into the desert. The movie explicitly says that they wondered what the truck was doing here and it was a good idea to catch it. By the way War Boys clearly didn't see them as a strong threat. More like fun.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it's interesting to me that it's Furiosa who was originally one of the leader's brides. even before the prequel you had to wonder how she got the job.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I couldn't root for Furiosa after she betrayed her own men like that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        War boys are just tools whose job is to die. When their entire world revolves just around worshipping cars and thinking Joe is a God you can’t find much reason to sympathise or give them much thought unless they happened to save your life, etc. and you think there’s a debt that requires paying back. They’re NPCs basically.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly, if i was this guy and Furiosa just decided to go off course i'd just say i'm joining up ranks with her. frick it

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WITNESS ME AND MY GREATNES

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best character

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tsunami looming

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Slit such a fricking butthole?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he wasn't? just a good war boy who took his opportunities.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Toast was the sexiest wife

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We're awaited, anon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SHINY AND CHROME ON THE FURY ROAD TO VALHALLA

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > one independent art-house movie
    > one beloved sequel
    > one movie everyone prefers not to remember
    > one great sequel-reboot to a beloved movie.
    > one not-so-great prequel
    > still one of the most beloved franchises around here
    It's a unique thing, isn't it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the fact that it was done all by the same director? never will happen again. i do think he's done but i'm sure they will do some bastardized version or reboot for cheap down the line

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hate to use this meme word but there's something about the whole series that feels like it has SOUL
      I think possibly because the main thing miller is trying to convey to the audience is the wild and wacky energy. It's such a simple thing but the simplicity is what gets that feeling across so clearly.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe because most people realize that the movies aren't made by a DEI Committee and suits with spreadsheets trying to shove down latest market trends in the script.
      It's just a guy with a plan that tries to do what he loves to do. That's enough for me to make him kino in my book, and then when you read up on how he made Fury Road, how it took like 20 years to make and the INSANE production (see making of documentary on Youtube) you just owenit to the old man.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mad Max 9/10
    The Road Warrior 6/10
    Mad Max 3 1/10
    Fury Road 10/10
    Furious 5/10

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised to see Road Warrior so low but I'm glad you understand how kino MM1 is

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't like Road Warrior. I'm not saying it's a bad movie, but I don't like it. I don't like that friendly tone, that humor, that wild child. I even hate the dog. For me it's like Spielberg decided to make a Mad Max movie.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I get what you mean it can feel a bit childish, but at the same time it includes a rape execution and mind broken bum boy slaves

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The rape wasn't that good and looked more like to show that the bad guys are ACTUALLY BAD. In Mad Max 1 we don't even see the rape, but there's a much more horrifying feeling from the scene itself.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >The rape wasn't that good and looked more like to show that the bad guys are ACTUALLY BAD
              And even in this scene they managed to add quips. Meh.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I just don't like Road Warrior. I'm not saying it's a bad movie, but I don't like it. I don't like that friendly tone, that humor, that wild child. I even hate the dog. For me it's like Spielberg decided to make a Mad Max movie.
          Don't watch Thunderdome, then.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >movie without Mel
      >10/10
      ok zoomie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mad Max 8/10
      The Road Warrior 9/10
      Mad Max 3 6/10
      Fury Road 10/10
      Furious ?/10

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with your ratings, I would give Furiosa a 8/10

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Based rating, Furiosa is easily an 8.5/10 tho, probs 9.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Furiosa is a solid 8/10. The biggest issue with it is that it’s less octane fuelled action extravagance like Fury Road, but you can’t help but to compare it to it because it’s so closely tied to it. But on its own terms it’s a very fun and well done story of survival and revenge, has good and memorable characters and even good action. It just doesn’t meet the insanely high standard set by Fury Road, but other than that it has no issues.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      mm1 - kino
      mm2 - kino
      mm3 - kino
      mm ff - kino
      furiousa didn't see shitty cgi fest

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mad Max 7/10
      Road Warrior 9/10
      Thunderdome 5/10
      Fury Road 10/10
      Furiousa 8/10

      fury road was my first mad max

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WITNESS ME!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hahahaha off by one, homosexual!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        W-witness me?!

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so was Max just hallucinating what possibly killed his group he was with previously or did he somehow see or hear about what happened? this looks like the same crew that would have ran her over, but the bluntness of it just makes me think they're nightmares and he doesn't know how they all died

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The game said that Max's kid and wife were killed by a gang like this. They're the ones Max is hallucinating about.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Max's wife and kid were killed by a biker gang in the first movie zoomoid

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fury Road is not a direct sequel to Mad Max, moron.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it is

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Fury Road uses Max as a character, but it's not the same Max. Neither is the death of his family - Mad Max 1 and Fury Road show it differently.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not the same Max
                Watch the intro again, hear what he says his occupation was.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No, it is the same Max. According to the official Fury Road comic book written by George Miller which explicitly shows that the Max shown in the Fury Road film is the same Max as was featured in Mad Max, Road Warrior and Thunderdome.

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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                If they call it guzzoline shouldn't they call the city Guztown?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You haven't played the game. The woman and the girl that Max is hallucinating about aren't his wife and kid, they're a wasteland sex slave and her kid who got saved by Max, and offered him to stay with them, but he refused and they died shortly after. The game is non-canon but uses note from the director, and the comic are slightly more canon, as much as a comic book tie-inno one really cares about can be, which is why there's inconsistencies between the game and the comic.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          chumbucket is in the furiosa film right? Scrotus was but I never saw chumbucket.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Chum shows up at the end. He offers Furiosa his own car, that half built vehicle missing a rear wheel.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              oh okay. I did notice him.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          chumbucket is in the furiosa film right? Scrotus was but I never saw chumbucket.

          Miller apparently wasn’t fully satisfied with the game so it’s considered non-cannon. Although it doesn’t really contradict anything apart from how Scrotus looks. Plus his death & temporary status as the ruler of gas town could have still taken place between the Furiosa and Fury Road unless the Wasteland storyline would have addressed it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            If we count the game the ''last interceptor" was somehow destroyed three times
            >Road Warrior
            >Begining of the game
            >Begining of Fury Road

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This was supposed to get expanded on in Mad Max: The Wasteland

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The look of Furiosa still hasn't grown on me. I fricking miss John Seale.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      didn't even notice it more than two times in the theater. i'm sure it'll be a lot of whining from anons watching it on laptops next week when it finally comes out on VOD

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It looks so fricking cheap compared to Fury Road.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        not defending the cgi entirely, but morons have been insufferable judging a cam rip of one of the most cgi heavy scenes

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'll wait and see, but I'm not moronic enough to think the problem is just the cam rip.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's not just CGI... the scene itself looks cheap. It's like an SNL sketch, not a movie.

            yeah, i'm literally saying it's the worst looking scene of the entire movie but the fact that anons are going nuts over the cam rip is wild

            why didn't you gays see it in a theater anyway?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Because the trailer looked like shit and prequels are almost always bad.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >why didn't you gays see it in a theater anyway?
              I can't, there's a war in my country, smart ass.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Thank god you can still lurk Cinemaphile constantly. Then you’d be in real trouble

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's not just CGI... the scene itself looks cheap. It's like an SNL sketch, not a movie.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          wouldn't a camrip help hide any dodgy CGI? serious question i've always wondered at this argument. i've seen effects/modelwork that i thought looked completely realistic on VHS look like absolute dogshit in HD

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            If literally all of the cam rip footage looks like shit, anons will cry about it. So of course if cgi looks bad, it just adds to it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No it deffinately looked shit in cinema too. It's probably because a lot of the set pieces are far to extravagant to film practically (gas town, destruction of the excavation site and citadel crane hook defence) unlike Fury Road which was mostly dessert road. However this scene in particular is proof that they decided to opt for CGI vehicles and green screen for the majority rather than what they did with Fury Road which was real crashes stitched into the shots of characters, which is what made normies believe Fury Road was nearly 100% practical outside of the sand storm.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed.
      The film still delivers fantastic and often creative action but the CGI really hurts it. I couldn't help but keep thinking when I was in the cinema if a Black and Chrome hide the ugly CGI?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how did they make cgi look like stop motion?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just hope Sematary to make new Fury Road jams

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        inspires*

        i accidentally a word

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That is just terrible CGI.
      Chrome wheels that never have dirt ir dust.
      Clean Chrome aluminum shiny truck that never gets dusty or scorch marks.
      Some type of AK variant shooting a weak little tank lid without major bullet penetration or hitting the little gnome hiding behind the lid.
      Ugly fake smoke and fire cgi like from the 90's.
      Shitty horizon lines and perspective from clouds and scenery blocking.
      The entire film is like this. This is like a proof of concept second draft maybe.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny that the CGI in Fury Road isn't much better, but it doesn't really stick out thanks to the on-location shooting and practical effects

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Chrome wheels that never have dirt ir dust.
        >Clean Chrome aluminum shiny truck that never gets dusty or scorch marks.
        The truck is on its maiden voyage, which is why it is shiny.
        >Some type of AK variant shooting a weak little tank lid without major bullet penetration or hitting the little gnome hiding behind the lid.
        You obviously have not seen the movie, because otherwise you would know the dwarf got shot through the lid

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ASS TO ASS TOWN

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >2015
    "holy frick fury road is so fricking good"
    >2016-2023
    "well fury road is a good movie... but it also kinda reddit..."
    >2024
    "holy frick fury road is so fricking good"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's just Cinemaphiles kneejerk contrarian reaction to popular things
      War Boys posting has always been kino tho

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What I enjoy the most about Fury Road is how the story is driven and characters change entirely through their behaviour during the action scenes. this minor guy is another example of a 2nd lieutenant his initial loyalty of following orders despite not understanding but then gradually turning to realizing the treason

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing happens in Furiosa

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Furiosa has good action
    Everything outside of it is lame

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MM1 6/10
    MM2 9/10
    MM3 7/10
    FR 8.5/10
    F 7.5/10

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this rating.

      Furiosa has good action
      Everything outside of it is lame

      No. Everything about it was good, except that it wasn't fury road.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >MM1 worse than Furiosa AND Thunderdome
      what a moronic fricking take my word

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In terms of action, world-building and characters yes, it's the worst of the bunch. It was the director's first movie, with a shoe-string budget, and it shows.
        It's a thriller with action sequences. All the others are sci-fi action movies.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't make it a worse movie, that just makes it less compatible with viewers who have ADHD

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The original was made on a shoestring budget, it gained a cult following in Australia because it used contemporary cars and bikes, in Japan because he acted like a samurai. It was barely even shown in the US. Thunderdome continued max's redemption stories from his murderous rampage in the first movie, just stories though, memories from other people. Thunderdome was a great concept, had a good score and Tina Turner was excellent.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Switch MM2 and FR. Everything 2 does FR does better.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but MM2 was kind of miraculous, it was done using film, Fury Road was in the digital era, I kind of prefer the actual textures captured in MM2 , it's pretty incredible.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's fair.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I really wish there was a desaturated or normal color palette to this film. I know the black and white one exists but the promotional footage just looks better and would make the film feel better than the obnoxious orange and blue.

          Yes, the wasteland in Road Warrior feels more real
          More natural colors, actual roads with garbage everywhere...
          Fury Road seems like it's set in a fantasy world or like a 100 years afte Road Warrior

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What movie starts with the opening scene looking down the intake of a blown V8.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >20 point rating scale
      cmon homie make up your mind

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I always feel bad for this guy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      When I was a kid we were on holiday in England and my parents had said we could go to Legoland. But at the time there was very stormy weather and Legoland got flooded out, so it was closed and we couldn't go. As such I had great empathy with him in this scene.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WITNESS ME BLOODBAGS

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone think about getting their commercial driver's licence and driving a war rig? the youtube truckers make the lifestyle seem like camping but the skill required might be out of reach.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >but the skill required might be out of reach.
      BWAHAHAHAHAH
      They're fricking truckers, anon, once you know how to drive you're 95% of the way there.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        if trucking was an actual skill they’d be smart enough to form a union

        >the skill required might be out of reach.
        What skill? 90% of semis used in the US are automatic transmission anyway.

        I think you guys are vastly underrating the difficulties of maneuvering a semi in city streets . .

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Listen man I've played a lot of Farming Simulator, I think I know what I'm talking about

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if trucking was an actual skill they’d be smart enough to form a union

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the skill required might be out of reach.
      What skill? 90% of semis used in the US are automatic transmission anyway.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish there was a desaturated or normal color palette to this film. I know the black and white one exists but the promotional footage just looks better and would make the film feel better than the obnoxious orange and blue.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just how old is Max anyway?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He was very young in the first movie, 24 or something, by furry road he is over 40, 45 maybe.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >furry road

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >TFW Furiosa is set like 15 or 20 years before Fury Road
        >Both have more or less the same aesthetic
        I just can't buy it that the Furiosa/Fury Road wasteland happened at the same time as the first Mad Max or a couple years afterwards
        Or that Furiosa was surely raised before the apocalypse (Despite the whole backstory about le legendary green place with the women tribe)

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Flopiosa sharta has to be the most weak followup I've seen now I know how Thunderdome gays felt

          Don't expect Boomer fever dementia feminists dreams to make sense

          Like avatarded 2

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Shills are here, where were you, bust night in Tel Aviv or something?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You came up with some real zingers there. Groundbreaking. How will they ever recover?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, you are right
            It's just a soi version of conan with monster trucks (The last part is actually kinda cool)

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Here’s how it goes
          Mad max is just normal Australia
          So is the road warrior
          And so is thunderdome until he goes beyond it
          Then fury road is on another planet
          And furiosa is in a dimension where anyone gave a shit about furiosa

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC Fury Road is supposed to be 40 years after the apocalypse. Max's age doesn't make sense since Hardy could pass for a 50-years-old dude at the oldest, but it's a conscious choice by Miller, who thinks of Max as a legendary figure of the Wastelands and the movies are just tales being told of his exploits, so continuity isn't terribly important.

          Also the ''history man''
          Apparently a gang of people who were alive before the apocalypse (Dementus is at least in his 30s) need some old guy to tell them stories about something that happened at most 20 years ago

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Lack of entertainment and resources like useful information can explain why people would appreciate having a walking encyclopaedia around. Especially when they’re all largely just violent thugs. 30-40 years since the fall is still within reasonable range, especially since Australia is so big and sparsely populated that Max could have lives around an area where the fall of society was slower and its reach took longer than more densely populated cities. And in any case the police force barely existed by the first movie. Couple of decades of scarcity in resource and increasing desperation can escalate things quite a lot and most of the latter movies all take place around desert areas.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC Fury Road is supposed to be 40 years after the apocalypse. Max's age doesn't make sense since Hardy could pass for a 50-years-old dude at the oldest, but it's a conscious choice by Miller, who thinks of Max as a legendary figure of the Wastelands and the movies are just tales being told of his exploits, so continuity isn't terribly important.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else who played the Mad Max game thing the underground section was kino?
    I would liked to see that on the big screen.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I finally watched Fury Road 2015. it wasn't that bad. that was so depressing when they said the green place is gone.
    Tom Hardy's fake deep voice was absolutely ridiculous. but he was cool apart from that. he kind reminds me of kevin costner waterworld.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Man did I love these things.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the tetanus

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine that's the intention

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Frick yes, that dude is cool as frick. I'm just happy Furiosa gives us more motorbike action, there was some super cool designs.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ahahaha oh shit it’s the mc content moron shilling this because it has gay-scooters

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the what?
          I just like bikes and made a comment saying so - what are you chatting about?

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    40 years is crazy, Thunderdome was probably about 10 years after the collapse based on the age of the kids

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did the plane crash on the way to little Saint John?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not supposed to make sense, it's supposed to elevate Max into this legendary figure of the Wastelands. People don't realize or care that his story of going around fixing everyone's problems doesn't add up with his backstory of being an officer pre-collapse.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >it’s supposed to be stupid!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's so funny to me how in any other franchise if the canon was this screwed up it would be considered shaky storytelling but there's this sect of redditors who insist that in Max's case it's um ackchually a deliberately ambiguous interpretive take on the development of new myth

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's the post apocalyptic setting giving the mindset of 'eh, anything goes'
          For better or for worse.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Road Warrior does start and end with grown up feral kid narrating
            I guess they decided to apply this to the other films to cope with how the continuity is nonsense

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I think no one cares because Fury Road is very much a standalone story and the Mad Max franchise never sold itself on its worldbuilding.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Compelling world building is the cornerstone of every cult classic. Unless you can prove me wrong by naming a two dimensional cult classic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It already had some of the issues in Fury Road
      Like i get the kids not knowing anything about the past
      But Bartertown has no reason to be this wacky.
      Pretty much everyone there used to live in the Mad Max 1 world

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how cool a movie would be with Mad Max as the main character

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      People forget that Max went on a murder rampage in the very first movie, he was an actual police officer of the courts and everything, there is no coming back from murdering, even scum bags by handcuffing them to burning cars. He's not a super hero, he's a fallen man, like a Ronin seeking redemption but only subconsciously.
      This is why the Japanese have always understood Mad Maxu.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s Slit pointing at Furiosa

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      when does that happen?

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This guys story would've made a better movie than Furiosa.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So did Immortan Joe look at Nux or was he just scanning the horizon?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he definitely looked right at him.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No he didn't. Nux is such a homosexual.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual! homosexual!
    What did he mean by this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't say that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Watch the scene, he literally did

        ?si=drcgCuQXwTrrJKgW&t=17

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          apparently its "Fang It" which means to floor it in Underside Land

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No we're going to Ass Town

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Furiosa.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      me too, saw it with a cutie too

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i went to rewatch this part but i ended up watching the whole movie again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This has happened to me like four times since seeing Furiosa

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've realized why I liked Schlanger so much. It's like 40% the cute boots she wears in her first scene, 60% being a blonde waifish tomboy. I'm like a reverse footgay.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all these digits
    Are we going to Valhalla?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      shiny and chrome. anon.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed furiosa but it wasn't as balls to the wall as fury road. Also the first war rig scene is too long.

    I'm about to watch the first mad max. Hope it's cool, never have seen it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm about to watch the first mad max. Hope it's cool, never have seen it
      It's a completely different movie.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah no doubt, Im expecting that. Still heard good things about it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The first Mad Max is small and scope and not very intense compared to the subsequent movies. That doesn't make it any worse, though.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Max has gun pointed at one of them
    >asks to give him the bag in the back
    >just because he tells you to do something doesn't mean you have to do it
    what the frick other option did the girl have? he already shot at one of them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're reading the wrong code here. These girls are addicted to doing whatever men tell them to do. They have no other response to it than to obey. That's why their first reaction is to obey. That's what this is about. She reminds them that they don't have to do everything men say.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I understand that, but in this case a man has a gun to the girl's head. He wasn't just barking orders at her. Even the girl who said this stopped dead in her tracks when he shot at her

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yes we are familia

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't a whole separate thread with this shit in it enough for you?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No it's not unfortunately

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently in the comics he married a black woman.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What is this hairstyle called

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The crazy about you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nice digits

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You can't beat the building menace of the toecutter and his gang in the original.
          It's like just on the very edge of society that's going off the rails, and so timely for current year. A masterpiece that holds up better than any other Mad Max film

          These are both my digits, but just saying, God is with the original film chads and this proves it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        80s perm
        would you believe Max's wife was my first ever wiafu? it's true

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was such a traumatic scene. You literally don't expect it to be this bad. It's devastating.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can't beat the building menace of the toecutter and his gang in the original.
        It's like just on the very edge of society that's going off the rails, and so timely for current year. A masterpiece that holds up better than any other Mad Max film

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >A masterpiece that holds up better than any other Mad Max film
          Indeed.

          Everyone told me not to watch Mad Max 1 because it's umm boring and not like Road Warrior.

          And now it's one of my favorite movies ever.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Scag don't rate

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          These are both my digits, but just saying, God is with the original film chads and this proves it.

          >A masterpiece that holds up better than any other Mad Max film
          Indeed.

          Everyone told me not to watch Mad Max 1 because it's umm boring and not like Road Warrior.

          And now it's one of my favorite movies ever.

          these
          mm1>the rest

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, was she balding? Nightmarish hairline

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >300 replies
    I love you guys.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was a bit disappointing. It wasn't bad, just not that good, especially if you compare it to Fury Road (which everyone will do)
    It felt like it was imitating Fury Road, and doing a bad job of it. It was trying to be weird without purpose, like a Mad Max fanfiction. Some of the costumes looked cheap, and the vehicles weren't nearly as interesting as in the previous. Some of the CGI looked really bad. There were no "holy shit this is awesome" moments like in the previous film.
    The acting was great, Chris Hemsworth was a believable and quirky villian who sold it perfectly, from his flowery vocabulary down to his weird drunken shamble. Anya Taylor-Joy was really good, and had great development. I like how she said so little, so that everything she said was important. I think a lot of actors wouldn't be willing to do that. However, a lot of the side characters (including characters from Fury Road) were more boring and watered-down.
    It was neat seeing more of the Wasteland and the different locations. I liked Fury Road for basically taking place in a truck, But Furiosa took us all over the place. That's kind of a good and a bad thing, since Mad Max movies tend to be very simple stories. Furiosa is much more complex, and it doesn't quite know how to handle it all. But it was neat seeing how the economy and world works.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I remember in Fury Road when Furiosa handed one of the wives an SKS and said "reload the clip" and I was annoyed they said clip instead of magazine. Then I bought an SKS and I understood what she meant.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    RIP to a kino thread

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