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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That little ___

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That ain’t workin’. That’s the way you do it. Love this music video.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Water of love deep in the ground, but there ain’t no water here to be found. Someday baby when the river runs free gonna carry that water of love to me (carry that) WATER OF LOVE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a tune

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT THAT homosexual

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That little homosexual he's a millionaire

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the guys that animated this later created Reboot. so yeah this music video is based.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    THAT LITTLE homosexual Black person israelite HE’S A MILLIONAIRE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can maybe see why they left that line out the radio edit

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many people here are actually familiar with Dire Straits' catalog, and how many just get giddy when the artist makes fun of blue collar white trash workers?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s got the action he’s got the motion yeaaaah the boy can play

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i listen to their most overrated song every single day

        Based

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick yes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i listen to their most overrated song every single day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't give a damn about any trumpet playing band

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking masterpiece.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really like Romeo & Juliet and Brothers in Arms.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >makes fun of blue collar white trash workers
      I never got that angle from the song, if anything I find it more relatable now that I work in a shop that mostly does cabinetry.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was literally mocking the white trash he heard in the store.

        The song stirred up some controversy with the line, "See the little homosexual with the earring and the makeup," as well as two other mentions of the word "homosexual." At one point it was banned by the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.

        Mark Knopfler has pointed out that the song was written from the viewpoint of a stupid character who thinks musicians make their "money for nothing," and this guy's stupidity is what leads him to make ignorant statements.

        Mark Knopfler was once a reporter working on the Yorkshire Evening Post. He told Uncut magazine that his journalistic experience fed into this song. "I was reporting, verbatim, what a particular guy thought about music," he said. "I transcribed his words there and then. He was a meathead. To him being a rock star was easy, hence 'that ain't working.'"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was affectionately relaying their funny conversation. I suppose you think he was calling the sultans of swing losers too

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >HE WAS MOCKING THEM BY REPEATING THINHS HE OVERHEARD
          AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HELP ME KNOFLERMAAAN

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MUH CATALOG, MUH DISCOGRAPHY
      >MUH OBSCURE ALBUM-ONLY TRACKS ARE ACTUALLY BETTER THAN THE HITS
      >AAAAAAH IS THAT A BEST-OF?? SAVE ME Black personMAN
      i didn't know people like you still existed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      mark soipfler is insufferable

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is no reason to ever listen to artists catalog, practically everyone can only make 1 worthwhile song if even that

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The song stirred up some controversy with the line, "See the little homosexual with the earring and the makeup," as well as two other mentions of the word "homosexual." At one point it was banned by the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.

    Mark Knopfler has pointed out that the song was written from the viewpoint of a stupid character who thinks musicians make their "money for nothing," and this guy's stupidity is what leads him to make ignorant statements.

    Mark Knopfler was once a reporter working on the Yorkshire Evening Post. He told Uncut magazine that his journalistic experience fed into this song. "I was reporting, verbatim, what a particular guy thought about music," he said. "I transcribed his words there and then. He was a meathead. To him being a rock star was easy, hence 'that ain't working.'"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bull fricking shit Mark I know you’re just trying to save politically correct face as a man who has always had an affection towards the working class. These people literally do have to move kitchen appliances for a living and you obviously think well enough about their attitude to write ‘Sultans of Swing’ as comfortable as it is

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hello
    here is the way I remember it.
    one morning in Signal Hill CA my roomate Armond Beausoliel Jr. asked me to smoke some hash and go to the stereo store in Ceritos Mall, Cerritos CA.
    I had 2500 dollars and wanted to buy an Atari 1200 XL but my roomate was set on adding to his sound system a 50 inch projection TV. Having gotten stoned to the bone I was standing in front of the TVs lined up along the back wall of the store watching a rock video catching patterns (traces) of all the Tvs moving in synch. Bo man saw me spacing out and we started a conversation that went like this... hey Bo we should get a bunch of tvs and hook em up...hey boy how about one BIG tv...look at those guys... look at them girls...yeah beatin on the drums like some chimpanzees... I should have learned to play the guitar...I should have learned to play the drums...look at those homosexuals... those homosexuals are millionares...yeah I should have stayed with the guitar...maybe get a blister, on your finger..(Bo raises his pinky)what are they playing? (audio was off), Hawiaan noises..(in reference to my girfriends recent trip to Hawaii), look at those guys... Money for nothing...and the chicks are free..just think of it on a Big TV screen...No, I'm gettin' the computer...I WANT MY MTV!!! A salesman walked up and asked us what we were talking about as Mark Knopfler had asked the clerk at the register for a pen and paper (pencil furnished) and frantically scribbled our conversation and walked out. Bo ran out after him when I turned around and saw several people staring at me and I freaked (paranoya set in) I quickly walked out the store to see Bo screeming at a black limo driving away saying Mark! Mark! I said, who was that? He said Mark Knopfler. Isn't that your buddy from high school? That was Mark Knopfler don't you know who Mark Knopfler is? How rude, your buddy didn't even stop.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We went home. I can tell you exactly who, when where and how in more detail. When they released the first digitally mastered CD, Bo played it for me and waited for my reaction. WHo is this? I like thier song Sultans of Swing. MTV sounds familiar. Is your buddy in this band? And if anyone tels you different even MK its because he probably is afraid of royalties. Mark if you read this I'm not about any money or rights. A back stage pass would be fine for one concert. It was your work, interpretation, score, song. 10 years later I told my sister and a few people heard you and Eric Clapton were coming from Alpine Valley concert (WI) to Biddy Mulligans at Loyola in Chicago where I moved back home. You guys wouldn't get out of the limo becasue of security and left. I never told anyone but my sister, Bill Colton, and the gang in New Orleans years later. My sister just saw this post and it has forced me to come clean. I know no one will ever believe it. I don;t care becasue Bo and I are the ones who realy know except maybe the salesman at the Store that sold everything. You got your refrigerators, microwave ovens...I was imitating a carny becasue Bo was trying to sell me on the TV. And Bo if your out there drop me a line. Its been 25 years. We had some good times.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We went home. I can tell you exactly who, when where and how in more detail. When they released the first digitally mastered CD, Bo played it for me and waited for my reaction. WHo is this? I like thier song Sultans of Swing. MTV sounds familiar. Is your buddy in this band? And if anyone tels you different even MK its because he probably is afraid of royalties. Mark if you read this I'm not about any money or rights. A back stage pass would be fine for one concert. It was your work, interpretation, score, song. 10 years later I told my sister and a few people heard you and Eric Clapton were coming from Alpine Valley concert (WI) to Biddy Mulligans at Loyola in Chicago where I moved back home. You guys wouldn't get out of the limo becasue of security and left. I never told anyone but my sister, Bill Colton, and the gang in New Orleans years later. My sister just saw this post and it has forced me to come clean. I know no one will ever believe it. I don;t care becasue Bo and I are the ones who realy know except maybe the salesman at the Store that sold everything. You got your refrigerators, microwave ovens...I was imitating a carny becasue Bo was trying to sell me on the TV. And Bo if your out there drop me a line. Its been 25 years. We had some good times.

      YEAH HE DO THE WALK OF LIFE

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ascends in you path

    How do you respond without sounding mad?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE’VE GOT TO INSTALL SOIL PH TESTERS
    FANCY GERMAN DELIVERIES
    WE’VE GOT TO MOVE THE TOMACCO BUSHELS
    WE’VE GOT TO MOVE THE SNEED’S FEED AND SEEEEEEEEED

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    See the massive troony with the earring and the makeup
    Yeah buddy, his real name's Clive
    That massive troony brews his own troonshine
    That massive troony he is six point five

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    (I want my new vaccine)
    (I want my new vaccine)

    (I lost my, I lost my NPC)
    (I lost my, I lost my NPC)
    (I lost my, I lost my NPC)
    (I lost my, I lost my NPC)

    Huh, now look at them vaxxies, that's the way they do it
    They watch the szxNewsmen like an NPC
    They ain't thinkin’, that's the way they do it
    Myocarditis and their clots for free

    Now that ain’t tested, that's the way they do it
    Lemme tell ya, them guys are dumb
    Maybe get a blockage in their little finger
    Maybe get an organ filled with gum

    They got to inject, “another wave’s coming so clot your b***hin’ arteries”
    They got to use these ventilators, they got to use those drippin’ IVs

    See the little homosexual with the sticker and the mask up
    Yeah, buddy, he’s got no prayer
    That little homosexual got his own heart in flames now
    That little homosexual, he's got the death jab stare

    They got to inject, “another wave’s coming so clot your b***hin’ arteries”
    They got to use these ventilators, they got to use those drippin’ IVs, ow

    I shoulda listened to the schizos on /misc/
    red deer is comin' and it won't be fun
    look at that mamma, she just had a stroke on the camera
    oh man, we could have some
    and he's up there-what's that?
    he's doing the death spin
    he's coping on the twitter like an NPC
    that ain't thinkin, that's the way they do it
    Myocarditis and their clots for free

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MONEY FOR NOTHING
    AND YOUR CHIPS FOR FREE

    Yes I know it's chicks, frick you, I'd rather have free chips.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh the chips will be free anon

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOM’S GOTTA INSTALL MICROWAVE OVENS
    CAUSE I NEED MORE HOT POCKETS
    I GOTTA BAN THESE ANNOYING homosexualS
    I GOTTA DELETE THESE AWESOME THREADS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just awful man learn to write, here let me do it
      >we get our food from microwave ovens
      >custom gender, assignment surgeriiies
      >we’ve got to seethe cause, we’re moderators
      >we don’t get paid, we do it for freeeeeeee

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        From the madlads of /jazz/

        https://voca.ro/16EMdfbagF0w

        >I waaaant myyyyyy
        >I waaant myyy ooold peeeeepeeeee

        >Keyboard and guitar intro
        >slow accelerando and crescendo into
        <POP>
        >Badass guitar riff
        >Look at them yo-yos
        >That’s the way ya do it
        >Ya chop ya dick off on the TLC
        >Oh that ain’t workin
        >That’s the way ya do it
        >De-nutted scrotum for a fake vajee
        >Oh that ain’t workin
        >That’s the way ya do it
        >Lemme tell ya, those guys ain’t dumb
        >The clit fell off, we made out of yo ... little dinger
        >Now let us try a piece of yo thumb ...

        >We got to invert sexual organs
        >Experimental assignment surgeryyy
        >We got to shove them ... big dialators
        >Up inside your former peepeeeeeeee ...

        >The beta homosexual with the fear of makin contact
        >Yeah buddy, it’s full of hair
        >The beta homosexual gonna poke that terratoma
        >The beta homosexual goan be runnin scared

        >We got to invert sexual organs
        >Experimental assignment surgeryyyy
        >We got shove them ... big dialators
        >Up into your former peepeeeeeee ...

        >3-hour dialation break

        >He shoulda learned to flog that dolphin
        >He shoulda learned it’s good, good fun
        >Oh, look at that “mama,” she got em
        >Hangin in her armpits
        >Man, I sure don’t want none
        >He’s up there, what’s that? Dilation noises
        >It’s poppin round his bedroom like a chimpanzee
        >Oh, that ain’t workin
        >That’s the way ya do it
        >R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    very rarely do i listen to the radio in the car anymore. it's really weird hearing this song come on and a whole fricking verse taken out of it when it was tolerated for decades.

    the guy in the song is jelly of the homosexual. what a better life for the homosexual to be a millionaire and successful?

    was it censored just for the word, or that maybe gay people weren't as oppressed as zoomers are being taught gays are?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a war on words. Context is irrelevant. Scotland recently passed a law which makes it possible to take someone to court even if they are acting and racism is part of the role.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And janny doesn’t mind if he doesn’t, make a thing
    He’s got a daytime job, yeah he’s doing alright

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now look at them cunnies: that's the way you do it
    You suck a penis before you're three
    That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
    Money for photos and Robux for free
    Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
    Lemme tell ya, them girls ain't dumb
    Maybe get a blister while you're getting fingered
    Maybe get a blister on your bum

    We gotta build an enclosure for ponies
    Custom playroom deliveries
    We gotta move these unicorn statues
    We gotta move these "Frozen" plushies

    See the little dicky with no boobies and no makeup
    Yeah buddy, no down-there hair
    That little dicky got her own hairbrush factory
    That little dicky she's a millionaire

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    See the zesty Black person with the earring and the makeup
    Yeah buddy, he beats his own box
    That zesty Black person got his own buck breaker
    That zesty Black person he's suckin' white wieners

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