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Wgat do we think about this pivot in this actor's career?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be good at painting, like in a classical way good, not in a modern art homosexual way
    >don't have any contacts
    >barely getting commissions and I wouldn't dare to call myself an artist

    >be famous and rich actor
    >shit on a piece of paper
    >WOW YOU ARE A REAL ARTIST BRADDO PITTU, I CAN FEEL SO MANY EMOTIONS
    >here is a venue for you, do you want a 2 million check for your piece of shit too?
    I understand why ai gays hate "artists"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Once you’re rich and famous you have to be genuinely moronic to not get even more rich. Even just letting your money sit in an account is enough to grow wealth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SD can generate kinos that Hollywood israelites can only dream of

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But art has been like this for years? Why do you think autists like van gogh die in squalor but sociable artists get rich

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Van Gogh didn't die in squalor, he earned a decent income and lived with a nice family who loved his company. He also wasn't crazy like everyone seems to think, nor did he kill himself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tripped and fell on a bullet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >nor did he kill himself
          Enlighten us.
          >inb4 "Secretan killed him"
          Nope.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >>nor did he kill himself
            >Enlighten us.
            I mean, look it up. He was basically soliciting the services of little boys prostituting themselves, but their gang shot him after some kind of a quarrel.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              what no the kids shot him on accident and he didn't want them to get into trouble because he was a nice guy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do you think autists like van gogh die in squalor
        He didn't, he was just a bit loopy. He had a very good business with his brother, importing and selling Japanese Ukiyo-e prints, which he copied for his "paintings" because he didn't really have that much talent in the first place. He paid for prostitutes and such all the time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post your art, homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >be me
        >be good at painting, like in a classical way good, not in a modern art homosexual way
        >don't have any contacts
        >barely getting commissions and I wouldn't dare to call myself an artist

        >be famous and rich actor
        >shit on a piece of paper
        >WOW YOU ARE A REAL ARTIST BRADDO PITTU, I CAN FEEL SO MANY EMOTIONS
        >here is a venue for you, do you want a 2 million check for your piece of shit too?
        I understand why ai gays hate "artists"

        I second this notion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you post here you probably just suck and are coping.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sorry for you bro, wish you luck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there is a woman who poured paint in a bucket, stuck a mop in it, and swirled it around once, and she sells them for millions

      stop making real art, stop making effort
      make some shit up with a unique concept and some rich frick will eat it up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're as shallow as he is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let's be completely honest here Mr "Classical Artist", if you didn't make any money on NFT's, you're already NGMI and you're going to be replaced by AI soon (it's already happening, pic related).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have that "I ran out of time carving every individual scale on a dragon and they placed it next to a statue of a guy sucking himself off" screencap? I feel like you would.

      I like that owl

      The yellow one seems pretty cool but also might just look like a bunch of porkchops on a log from another angle. Almost looks like masks or something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but that's exactly what I thought of too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >admits he ran out of time and handed in unfinished work as his senior exhibit
          >shocked to see they stuck him next to the guy sucking himself off

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Curious how the rest of the dragon is out of frame. And with the rest of that post, the sculpture of the guy sucking himself off is very "à propos"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >guy spends all his time making something came up with without a second thought
          vs
          >something that some person spent hours if not days thinking about making then spending a couple hours sculpting

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this is moronic, symbolism matters more than the work itself, but the work has to live up to it, but also there is good symbolism and bad symbolism

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          beat me to it
          (pun not intended)

          >admits he ran out of time and handed in unfinished work as his senior exhibit
          >shocked to see they stuck him next to the guy sucking himself off

          I never saw the original thread. Maybe he posted it. Still surely better than that paper machine shit that looks worse than small scale paper mache stuff I made in grade school.
          Somewhere in a box I still have a clay scupture of Goliath from Gargoyles that looks way better than that and I made it in middle school when the show was on.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's fitting that these two were put together, seeing as how self-masturbatory the dragon guy was about his work

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >being proud of your hard work is self masturabatory.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As somebody who's taken sculpture, the ability to balance the self fellating guy would take a lot of skill, and at least he finished unlike dragon-tard.
          >hates all labial art
          probably a faaaaaaag too, Georgia Okeefe can hang, I like c**ts and I like flowers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When in clown world, do as the clowns do. In this day and age, if you're trying, you're losing.

      But unironically, never give up. The world's needs true beauty, aesthetics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Creating art should never be about money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be good at painting, like in a classical way good, not in a modern art homosexual way
      in other words, you’re a realist figurative painter, aka the exact thing made obsolete by the camera. Either learn to choose interesting subjects, or learn to develop a distinct aesthetic style. Until then frick off and stop whining about “homosexual modern art.”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >in a classical way good, not in a modern art homosexual way
      you are the homosexual, it's 2022 you fricking moron piece of shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's cool bro, wish I was good at something like that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not actually, I was just illustrating a point. Thought that would be obvious but of course I expected too much from you morons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. There's so much actual talent out there that gets no attention because people are lazy and need to be told who's good at what.
      It's like these idiots taking over voice acting because more people know of them. Or how there's only a handful of music artists most people know of. Dumb as frick. Pisses me off so much.
      Keep it up though man if only for yourself. Once in awhile you might find someone that appreciates it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're also probably ugly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Hitler.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah they actually hate artists because guys in art school get pussy. Those code monkey nerds haven't even seen a vegana.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was pretty shocking when I went to hang out with my friend who went to art school. They might have been morons but they sure had a lot of fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >bad at drawing
      >do it all the time for fun anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be you
      >be a whiny gay who thinks the world owes him something

      >be Brad Pitt
      >be not a fricking loser

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are your thoughts on israelites?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shit on a piece of paper
      See also, everything Stephen King has written since the 1980s ended

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just start selling commisions to furries already, i held off for years but when i sold out my permanent headache went away. Sure i'm not proud but at least i'm happy. Finaly have money to do shit and travel the world now that memevid is over. You can't eat dreams or aspirations but walking the streets of Kyoto propelled by scat loving wolves inside a dragon doesn't feel as bad as you'd think.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's the minimum art skill to sell commissions to furries? I'm mediocre/bad at art but sometimes I wonder if I could make money anyway with this scam when I see how shit some furry art is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be good at painting, like in a classical way good, not in a modern art homosexual way
      your art has been made obsolete by photography 150 years ago homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, you just attained class consciousness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Moon and Sixpence
      >Paul Gauguin
      >Mark Rothko
      You should know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you really want to feel depressed, go to an art museum with a modern art section. I did this when I was 14 and it changed my life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The world is an unfair place
      Sorry man, I hope your art picks up at some point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Highly realistic art is unironically the most worthless and most uninteresting possible kind of art a human can produce in 2022.
      Seriously, a stick figure is more interesting and valuable than realistic classical art today.
      You should use the skills you've developed to pivot into an art that people actually care about and has some value, and stop blaming others for not wanting your boring realistic crap.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Highly realistic art is unironically the most worthless and most uninteresting possible kind of art a human can produce in 2022.
        Not even close.
        A skilled realist (i.e. obviously not quoted) has so much more cred in today's market it's not even funny.
        They're way too rare compared to blasé modernists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post art with hand and time stamp.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Theres a ton of money in well crafted paintings, there are competitions and awards and even gigantic online galleries. You certainly lie on the internet and I. AM. SHOCKED

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he dress like a hobo now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Midlife crisis. Running the self-esteem of our guy Jonah Hill came to bit him in the ass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly clothes only look ugly on ugly people, ugly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Larping as an artist/bohemian, or maybe just taking it easy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's rich/old enough to stop caring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      after the french revolution the rich dressed as bad as commoners to blend in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like he’s wearing Visvim
      Imagine carhatt but the Japanese katana folded steel meme.
      John Mayer wears it too. That outfit is probably like $6k

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      spot the pleb taste

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The upper and lower classes emulate one another. It's about looking distinguished but not mistakable. The middle can't dress like this because they're too close to the lower. Dress lowly might distinguish them, but they may be mistaken as lower, whereas an upper- or lower-classman's position is unmistakable, but by dressing lowly, they are distinguished.

      Many here may know the following blog as akchyually incarnate, but this particular post is a brilliant write-up on the topic: https://slatestarcodex.com/2014/04/22/right-is-the-new-left/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >https://slatestarcodex.com/2014/04/22/right-is-the-new-left/

        This Black person homosexual is on the verge of growing up lol.

        In the past two months I have inexplicably and very very suddenly become much more conservative.

        This isn’t the type of conservativism where I agree with any conservative policies, mind you. Those still seem totally wrong-headed to me. It’s the sort of conservativism where, even though conservatives seem to be wrong about everything, often in horrible or hateful ways, they seem like probably mostly decent people deep down, whereas I have to physically restrain myself from going on Glenn Beck style rants about how much I hate leftists and how much they are ruining everything. Even though I mostly agree with the leftists whenever they say something.

        (In fact, it seems like an important observation that there is a state of mind in which, no matter what your intelligence or rationality level, Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh-style rants against The Left seem justifiable and fun to listen to. I cannot communicate this state of mind and don’t know why it occurs.)

        At first I didn’t notice this, because way back when I was a teenager and very leftist, I made a conscious decision that in order to counter my natural biases I should try to be as understanding and friendly to conservatives as possible. I gradually got better and better at this and didn’t notice that I was getting too good at it until it suddenly started to explode.

        And now I am trying to figure out why that is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's an artist now and this is how people think artists dress.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finestride rotted his brain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He dresses like if Jeepers Creepers was just a regular man.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's so famous; he could shit on the floor and sell it for 10 million dollars as "art"

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like that owl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OWO
      old world order

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks straight from the bohemian grove

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this when Angeline chopped off her breasts or when she adopted all of Africa?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This piece is called "My Fricking Wife Slapped God in the Face That Fricking b***h"

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The owls are not what they seem.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is happening again.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >…And here’s the white golum, inspired by Angelina

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nick Cave in the pic just vibin.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s a Brad befriends an artist and he inspires Brad to take up art but before they can work on anything together or get serious the artist brutally murders his wife and then kills himself episide

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brad will play him in the inevitable biopic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but then who plays brad?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Leonardo Di Caprio.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Idris Elbenstein

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Warlock Davis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ??????????

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just an actor acting.
    They should never be viewed as anything more.
    They are shallow, pathetic entertainers. This is a role to him. His whole life is a role.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single person pointed out the bohemian grove owl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You think this is part of the "plan"?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you feel in charge?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I see Pitt is educated enough to know people will click on article headlines just for mentioning Finland.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tricky guy, using Finland’s good name.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >owl
    Pedovore confirmed

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah nothing wrong here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First thought that came to my mind.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Nick Cave there?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some of his works are also on display there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some of his works are also on display there.

      I watched the recent Nick Cave documentary directed by Andrew Dominik and it had segments that showed Nick making all these little porcelain sculptures of the Devil

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cave is distraught obviously.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he’s got an art show on tour now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because modern art is masturbation and he's king of the modern artists

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like HS student work.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    modern art is an excuse for
    lazyness

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Modern “art” is a money laundering scheme.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if he is trying to hide assets from Jolie?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wouldn't blame him

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be rich and famous
    >can offhandedly get nepotism'd into the upper echelons of whatever you want
    gay

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Bradu Pitu is up to some good old money laundering and tax evasion. Based me wife’s son beater.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Divorce aint cheap.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Art has been used to launder money for centuries. Now there is so much money to be laundered that they don’t have time to paint masterpieces to convince people they are worth millions. So they just paint a square, call it “modern art” and sell it for millions to launder money.
    The terrible art is a product of the fact that rich/powerful people no longer have a reason to fear the common man. They laugh when you complain that they art isn’t good. They know the art is terrible. They aren’t stupid. They are just criminals.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >art is for le money laundering and tax evasion
    Is there a more wrong and mindlessly parroted statement on here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh there are plenty
      >the pendulum will swing back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      onlyfans is money laundering and not just simps is more ridiculous

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It helps that most anons don't understand what money laundering actually is or how it works, but want to seem informed. I personally think it's stupider when they claim that any given movie or video game is money laundering.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >people are uninformed, unlike myself who is well informed
        >I will make no effort to inform anyone else, though
        >I just like the feeling of sounding superior to others
        >[farts]
        >[sniffs it]

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kek this
          fricker type a whole reply with no meaningful info, while claiming to be high IQ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hello poor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely brain dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It helps that most anons don't understand what money laundering actually is or how it works, but want to seem informed. I personally think it's stupider when they claim that any given movie or video game is money laundering.

      t. brainlets.
      There was a short-lived but legit panic when Trump decided that regular money laundering legislation should apply to art auctions as well.
      And yes, modern art like abstract expressionism and it's descendants are almost uniformly made to launder money. It's done by using false valuations, price inflation if it's a limited old piece, fake bidding and tax write-offs.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that Golden statue

    It's like a child's rip-off of Boccioni's work. Still, at least a good study to ape. I found it very arresting to look at in the flesh, especially since I'm not generally impressed at Modern Art galleries.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet he got the idea from the 0.20€ coin and he doesn't even know what the original is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why wouldn't thomas houseago know the original?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Italian futurism is one of the greatest artistic movements of all time, they have a pretty solid collection at The Met including De Chirico who is tops

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >art
    LMAO

    So Brad is afraid of losing his money or something? We all know the Art industry is all money laundering.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hes got a lot of retarted kids and a crazy ex wife so i wouldnt be surprised if he was doing it just he could leave them each a storage unit instead of dealing with cash.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's up guys hai la olarit cu Brad Pit

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brad Pitt didn't make any of this shit. He hired some artist and slapped his own name on the pieces

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brad had him killed, see

      >it’s a Brad befriends an artist and he inspires Brad to take up art but before they can work on anything together or get serious the artist brutally murders his wife and then kills himself episide

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >celebrity has lots of free time and learns skill, post #54213512340

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >oh yeah it just so happens that we think it will be worth exhibiting your art, BRAD PITT
    >because it's a stand out on its own merits!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That can't compare with the classic art of the finger box.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          put yoyr finger in and find out

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Nick how ya boys doin mate?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think he really captured the raw emotion one feels as they beat the frick out of their teenage son.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >babbies first occultism
    tiresome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably has a tiny speaker playing walter cronkites voice and everything, the hack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the owl wasn't made by brad pitt

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >For me it's about self reflection... It was born out of ownership over what I call a 'radical inventory of the self.' And getting really brutally honest with me and taking account of those I may have hurt and the moments I've just gotten wrong

    What?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this one is pretty good, both aesthetically and technically.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has empathy and remorse but he is so far up his own ass he thinks that makes him unique.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All four sculptures in this movie have their articles on the Backrooms fandom wiki, they all exist on level 69696969696969.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The actor reportedly began trying his hand at pottery after his divorce from Angelina Jolie, spending up to 15 hours a day in Houseago’s Los Angeles studio in 2017. Reports indicate he invited Leonardo DiCaprio over to his studio during the making of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood to “bond over their shared love of pottery"

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FINLAND MENTIONED

    SEE YOU AT THE TOWN SQUARE

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's just a Trog from the Pitt.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Satanic owl is there
    Of course...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >satanic owl
      You people are idiots. Not all paganism is satanism. The owl is leftover from pagan Roman and Greek worship of Minerva and Athena. Later intelectuals and neoclassicalists like the founding fathers used the symbols in a secular way to show a wirse leadership.
      Not all demon worship is satansim either. Stop giving Satan all the credit. I thought Lucifer and Moloch were the demons worshiped by the Hollywood elites according to conspiracy theorists. Get your facts straight.
      It doesn't matter, of course. There is God and turning away from God. It doesn't matter ehich false idol or demon ones worships in the name of evil. Turning away from Christ in any direction is sin according to Christian theology.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    woah is that nick cave he rules

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brad is based, he can do whatever he wants.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Making sculptures about his failed marriage in which he blames himself not his psycho wife?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        had you looked at what he made you'd know it's not about his marriage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bro you don't get it that owl represents HIM. He stays up all night and goes whooo whooo.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the owl wasn't made by him

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Frick you Black person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, if he wants to. He’s fricking brad Pitt man.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We will be doing one thing, and one thing only

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you pretend that brad pitt didn't work hard to get to where he's at? sure his status got his art more attention, but so what? if it's shitty no one will care a day later. Let's say that I made money off of retail and used that money to finance my art, would I be a shitty person because some broke homosexual out there is struggling to do so?
    >don't have any contacts
    That's your problem, meet people in the field, homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >would I be a shitty person because some broke homosexual out there is struggling to do so?
      Yes but if you give me some of your money I'll say nice things about you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Why do you pretend that brad pitt didn't work hard to get to where he's at?
      Because he didn't.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally looks like garbage you would see in a 6th grade art class.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yo, Brad, if you wanna make a rap album, hit me up

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that looks very inconsistent, it's like all over the place in terms of style

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The statue on the left looks like a worse version of a shitty sculpture of someone pissing themself I saw in a modern art section of an art museum.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've had a shit that felt like this, got really drunk and also had a flu coming on.
      A moment in your life like that is horrific and singular enough to dedicate a sculpture to.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but also deeply relatable

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Braddu Pittu has his art disprayed in a garrery

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rich guy has enough money to be successful at any hobby of his choosing
    I hate people

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know things are fricking terrible in the world because this isn't or wasn't the biggest news item in Finnish newspapers. If there was no war in Ukraine they'd write about this for the next four weeks.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick, i had a dream last night that he was at some cinema / art exhibit hybrid and my friend was bullying him lol

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not as riveting as when John Malkovich became a puppeteer for some time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      omg brad pitt in a charlie kaufmann movie confirmed

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Art is dead.
    Bury it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Art is dead.
      True, but not because an AI won a digital art contest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just another nail in the coffin really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only because the judges hadn't seen any other midjourney AI art. It is all the same muddy, over-satured garbage and immediately obvious to anyone who has seen even just a couple.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How can you see that?
        Doesn't look like anything to me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"implying" it isn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people saying art is dead because an art piece made by an AI developed by a human mind and instructed by another human mind won a digital arts contest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kys.
      Art has been resurrected and given new life again THANKS TO AI. Artgays (degenerate schizo israelites) were the ones who killed art for almost a century.
      I for one welcome our AI generated art overlords. Frick all their own farts huffing pseuds like the gay(s) in OP. Yes, Nick Cave is a massive wanker.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hitlers work was amateurish and shit.
        He got rejected for good reason.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hitlers work made no sense.. very warped sense of time as if the sun has no meaning in his thought process during the creation of his "work"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick is the point of an art school if you're already perfect at painting?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            art school is just there for people to make connections, learn art history and to explore different mediums
            you don't actually learn to improve whatever it is you think you're good at

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hitler supported himself in Vienna for a while by painting and selling postcards. For an untrained artist, whose work is generally expected to be a bit amateurish, he was very good at the specific thing he was good at (drawing buildings)

          The real reason he was rejected (other than not having connections) was that he didn't demonstrate enough of an ability to do figure drawings and portraits, which is the main thing Fine Arts is concerned with. This is why it was suggested he become an architect.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ah Colorado, the world centre for the arts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >State fair
      The judges were most likely
      >The guy who grew the prize winning pumpkin
      >The first gay person to show the organizers an Arts degree
      >Kid with cancer who said they like art on their make a wish form
      >The Mayor's Karen wife
      >Some American Idol finalist from Colorado

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        CO fairs are an abomination against god, we haven't had a normal comfy county fair for decades.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the kicker for me is the $750 price tag

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bury it.
    Art is dead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is hilarious but people who have never been to the MoMa have this perception that it’s all fart-sniffing conceptual bullshit which is not true, they often hold large exhibitions of well recognized artists. Ensor and Munch being two of the best I’ve seen there. if you have never seen Munch’s portrait of the Virgin Mary go look it up, phenomenal piece

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Brad beat the shit out of his son in front of his family?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lies told by angelina jolie to gain custody of the kids

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Minerva owl

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no wife
    >beaten up by his adopted kid
    >cope by doing art and paying money to have it hosted and displayed

    It's like Jim Carrey when he got exposed for killing his gf.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people call this shit art and put it in galleries
    >yet they turn up their nose when I put classic movie posters up in my room

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of freakazoid, indeed

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise mogged him so fricking hard 4life, Brad Pitt has to resort to pseudo-intellectual artsy-fartsy horseshit and making Netflix garbage in his late 50s as a coping mechanism.
    >The pair first fell out on the set of 1994's Interview with the Vampire, with Pitt admitting he was "miserable" making the film — and Cruise's presence didn't help.
    >"He bugged me," Pitt reportedly said at the time. "There came a point during filming when I started really resenting him."
    >"He's North Pole, I'm South," continued Pitt. "He's always coming at you with a handshake, whereas I may bump into you. There was this underlying competition that got in the way of any real conversation."
    The Chad Cruise vs. the beta orbiter 420blazeit_bongsm0ka Brad Pitt

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >brad pitt wants to do some art bullshit
    >itt: FRICKING homosexual. FAKE ARTIST. FRICKING JACKASS. PIECE OF SHIT.
    like dude I'm a bit jealous of Timothee Chalamet for being so lucky but I'm not going to get all mad

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Modern art can't compare to classical and religious paintings. Shame on these Hollywood degenerates for turning their back on the holy for the profane.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Brad Pitt visits your hometown
    >find out on Cinemaphile

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never forgive him for leaving my JenJen.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >SHEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIT I CAN'T READ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the ending was sweet but also moronic. he gave up everything and killed himself for nothing but the entertainment of worthless hipsters

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So Brad pitt is a sculptor and Tom hardy is a Brazilian jiu-jitsu champion. Whats next is Leo gonna be a pageant judge?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leo dating really women is his super power

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not really Brad Pitt, it's some failed sculptor who found a door inside Brad Pitt's head and has taken over his body.
    Charlie Kaufman tried to warn us about this

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    identity crisis tier
    sad
    its coming for all of us

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So he's getting in on the postmodern art money laundering scheme? Angelina must want to adopt another 3 niglets.

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