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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pointy ears
      Why isn’t the Ultramarine crushing that xenos child? Even the salamanders know to kill as many eldar children as they can.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a dirty lie, ultramarines are straight as a board.
        we are only in a temporary alliance with the eldar.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Ultras had a half-Eldar Librarian. They know better.

        Never understood why women can't be space marine's.

        Organs are designed for males

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know vulkan regretted what he did for the rest of his life there.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >rest of his life
          Someone gonna tell him?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Vulkan's immortal

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's simply a Ratling

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      reddit

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you think of the new game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      another fricking ultramarine. like there's only one chapter in that universe.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's your deal with the poster boys?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Floating skull dude > All these bulky boys

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They arent 30k DA.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          god modern GW art sucks

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What?! but it's fantastic.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you genuinely think so you are GW's new primary audience and I hope you have fun with it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look, I enjoy the dirty old GW art too, but this new art is good too.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cry about it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to gift it to my brother, we enjoyed that other ultramarine TPS switching between deaths and we're both fans of boomer shooters. I'd like to know how long a playthrough is but it's apparently too early to tell so I guess more than 10-20h.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's amazing, as a lover of classic graphics it's refreshing, I'm sick of super realistic modern graphics.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Made to look bad for the sake of looking bad.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's genuinely fantastic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one, do you know how many 40K games are being pumped out?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boltgun came out yesterday

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post examples then

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rowboat Girlyman

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Roomba Girlyscout

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        1.rowboat gillyman
        2.machine spirit

        >Pointy ears
        Why isn’t the Ultramarine crushing that xenos child? Even the salamanders know to kill as many eldar children as they can.

        thats clearly an abhuman.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >abhuman
          If that’s true then why isn’t he using the abhuman child as a shield then? It’s the only good thing a mutant is good for. It’s the very least they could do for the crime of being born unpure.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            1.rowboat gillyman
            2.machine spirit
            [...]
            thats clearly an abhuman.

            >Pointy ears
            Why isn’t the Ultramarine crushing that xenos child? Even the salamanders know to kill as many eldar children as they can.

            I hear the blood angels can make Space Marines out of mutants does that include staple brands of abhumans?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              In theory yes

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If that’s true then why isn’t he using the abhuman child as a shield then?
            You're thinking of the black templars
            Now they would be doing that

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You're thinking of the black templars
              >Now they would be doing that
              and don't doubt it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Using a child as a shield would be extremely inefficient. Using her to pass him ammunition is a much better use of the emperor's valuable time.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yes, he could cover a boot that way maybe. Putting them to work passing munitions from the box works and is probably more useful

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Robot Guillotine

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Robbybobby Giuliani

        On another note, the Lion's finally woke up

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bringing back the Primarchs is the biggest fricking lore mistake. They are all, to a person, people who remember what it was like when the Emperor walked Terra. They remember what it was like before he was deified and his express wish was to NOT be seen as a God.

          They were born and raised with a mindset that would inextricably be viewed as heresy in the current year. Everything they say, every memory they have of the Emperor, would be heresy. When the Primarchs sit down to be briefed by the High Lords of Terra, let's just presume the High Lords are aware of the history of the Imperium during the life of the Emperor, what the frick would they say to one of his sons. "Look man we know it looks bad, but it was the only way, to take humanity down the path of crippling religious fanaticism and merciless fascism - basically everything Lorgar wanted. This is the legacy of Guilliman insistence on Codex-based uniformity. We just inherited it and managed it. Don't fricking get pissed at us we know it's a shitshow."

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If bringing back primarchs is a bad idea and adding new xenos is worse, then what's a better solution?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >adding new xenos is worse
              Who the frick said that?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want these Actual Bugs and the Squids that think life is just a Play for their gods so they all act like actors on a stage as factions, but GW are a bunch of fricking dumb asses.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and adding new xenos is worse
                ???

                Tau hate was real even back in the early 2000's

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and adding new xenos is worse
              ???

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They were born and raised with a mindset that would inextricably be viewed as heresy in the current year. Everything they say, every memory they have of the Emperor, would be heresy.
            Nonsense, especially with Khan
            Khan is most flexible and least zealot primarch

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What you just described is an extremely compelling dramatic scenario and indeed the best imperium-focused lit since Guillyman's return is focused on just that

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have to adapt to new times, Guilliman knows it, he himself planned and organized the assassination of the leader of the lords of Terra to replace him with a person chosen by him.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lion
          Ahh worst primarch is here
          Hope he.....be wiseful

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hope he.....be wiseful
            He's more reasonable than any other 40k character up to date. Literally noblebright. Also can walk into the 9th Dimension and talk to the Emperor whenever he wants.
            Also hes old.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Also hes old.
              I wish that wasn't a thing. I liked him more when he looked like 40k young kinrt arthur.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hope he.....be wiseful
            Well... surely he learned something after giving perturabo all those weapons 10,000 years ago.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rollerblade Garryman

        Missile never knows, only falls

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Robert Williams

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Robutt Googlyman

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Robert Gillman

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Robooty Jiggleman

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        robooty gigaman.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rootytooty Giggalo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pirmarch

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          is a trick question for evaluating recruits' attention to detail.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's a trick question, the correct word is primarch, not pirmarch.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish someone would reprint the old Black Library stuff, those were fantastic but everything since has looked abysmal.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your only hope are the digital versions.
      I've only started with Black Library (Cadian Blood, War of Secrets, now on Catachan Devil), but the books don't seem bad. What would you say changed the most between when you started reading and now?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Check out Bloodquest and the Malus Darkblade series (the latter is Warhammer Fantasy but it's great). I haven't read that much of the Boom! stuff so I'm not the person to ask about what changed but from what I have read, the newer stuff seems to have worse art and just less heart put into it. A lot of the people who worked on the Boom! were guys who mostly do licensed comics so maybe that's why and I'd expect the Marvel 40k comics to feel even more corporate.

        You should check out the Iron Empires series too. Not 40k but it's pretty derivative while still having an interesting setting, being heavily worldbuilt, and paying more attention to strategy and tactics than I've ever seen a 40k comic do. Including having some strategy and tactics that take the uniqueness of the planet into account, it's pretty unique when it comes to American military sci fi comics. Painted too if you like that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can find all the oldies with ease on ebay/soulseek/torrent sites, altho those will obv not look good on yr shelf if yr the kind of person who worries about that. they do reprint old stuff quite a bit tho - maybe you'll get lucky

      my main frustration is that there aren't audio versions of so much of the old stuff - would kill to be able to listen to Soul Drinkers while i paint or work out

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Tau shall inherit that galaxy!!! or what's left anyways

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For greater good!
      I hope we can convert admech too.
      I love the idea of mixed Auxiliaries from different factions of the Imperium instead of just the IG

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will be made into a servetor to wipe my ass. You blue cow sympathizer.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Imperium isn’t humanity.
          The Imperium is a metaphysical parasite that needs humanity to survive.
          The Imperiums biggest lie is that humanity needs it to survive.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You just remind me about how butt hurt I am that the machine cult is basically another imperium Faction now when there use to be a pretty good line that they just work close together.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The Imperiums biggest lie is that humanity needs it to survive.
            t. chaoscuck

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well chaos is objectively worse, it's true

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Imperium isn’t humanity.
        The Imperium is a metaphysical parasite that needs humanity to survive.
        The Imperiums biggest lie is that humanity needs it to survive.

        People like you are the buttholes who keep saying that the Tau should be able to convert Space Marines and get salty when that'll never happen.
        Also, sure maybe the Imperium isn't all of humanity, but it's the vast, vast majority, and it's got human leadership, instead of the Tau being on top.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For greater good!
      I hope we can convert admech too.
      I love the idea of mixed Auxiliaries from different factions of the Imperium instead of just the IG

      i like the idea of the tau sterilizing the galaxy of all chaos but it's a boring hellscape that's just spinning its wheels until the heat death of the universe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        > sterilizing the galaxy of all chaos
        The Necrons could do it, unlike those meatbags

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The necrons can't even get rid of the Flayer virus.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's more of a problem for the unfortunate meatbags that are flayed.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just stuff ‘em in Flayertown.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure it will go away after the Necrons get their original bodies back.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Tau shall inherit th-AACK!!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing you will inherit is my dick.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never understood why women can't be space marine's.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't space marines bred from DNA from a primarch, which are all male?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and there's also the physical aspect of becoming a space marine in the first place. The majority of aspirants don't survive initiation into the chapters or can get seriously fricked up by the geneseed alone.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Emperor wanted as few variables as possible while having a still wide recruitment base that wont have much affect on the standard human populace. It wasn't easy making them in the first place, custodes are custom made and have to be taken as toddlers to undergo their process, Thunderwarriors where crazed and broke down easily and he could never make more than 20 and a half primarchs with help from the greatest scientists he could find in the world humanity left all their most advanced dark age bioweapons.
      They're not even entirley physical, primarchs soul contributes to their prowess as their bodies, one chapter who with altered geneseed has supernaturally bad luck, there is psychic shit going on.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could sworn that irl that had them but the models didn't sell so they just stopped and thus the canon became male only

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think there was one line of models for some spinoff game made once and then never again. Eons of Battle in Youtube has a video on that, or someone else does.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the Emperor didn't want a race of superhumans who might try to form a breakaway civilization and abandon their responsibility to guard "baseline" humanity

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      GLORY GLORY THE REDEEMER

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Least it's a beaky boy and not a fricking Primaris

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Marvel still allowed to make Warhammer comics?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they have not made a warhammer comic for a year now so probavly not

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they have not made a warhammer comic for a year now so probavly not

      I would say that is a good thing. Think of modern day Marvel writers trying to write 40k. Just doesn't work as they would try to insert what is flavour of the month -isms on the setting, Today is transgender next will be something else and the writing would be gringy as frick.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The calgar book is good because it remembered calgar is actually amiable to non space marines.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I would say that is a good thing.
        Ditto this. I don't trust Marvel writers to be capable of satire and 40k doesn't work without it, just like Judge Dredd.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yes, I can see the irony of this situation, but believe me there is an explanation.
      >what is the explanation?
      >uh...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>what is the explanation?
        >i'm a mutant from another planet

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >do you have hollow bones like a bird?
          >no.
          >so how do you fly?
          >No more questions.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>so how do you fly?
            >my muscles are very strong
            >my bones are very durable
            >also antigrav

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the emperor made you like that?
              >no.
              >radiation?
              >uh... no.
              >so how did you get your wings?
              >no more questions.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the emperor made you like that?
                Actually yes.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok Anon, I see that you and I have a problem.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TTS is dead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      DBZ Abridged should have been the writing on the wall. Toei was fine with Lanny and Kaiser doing fun little parodies, but once those homosexuals started doing outright fanfiction that casted Goku as an abusive absentee father.

      TTS was actually moving the 40k story forward with having Corvus and Vulcan heading to Terra. GS couldn't risk being outclassed and have their fiction dictated to them by an outsider.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Toei was mad that they beat them to the punch.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Goku as an abusive absentee father
        But that's true, though.
        Half of the problem with DBZ Abridged was that it WASN'T fanfiction, it was just saying the quiet part out loud.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was commenting on all the shit that Akira had happen because the man is stupid.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be honest, I started disliking TTS near the end of its run. The creator has a gigantic boner for the imperium and will absolutely not allow the other factions to do cool shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alfa gigabased

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im all for imperial propaganda but when random imperials start outsmarting tzeentch, mauling through the warp and the dark eldar get beaten at their own game, it starts to feel like Kaldor Draigo levels of fanboyism.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's because they dont utilize the power of friendship anon
            >captcha oxoxox

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Dark Eldar were being beaten by the star child, and even then they turned it around and it would've needed the intervention of a Primarch.
            Who I'm still salty as frick we didn't get to see do anything cool, goddammit, Khan is great just give me something.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Look, I know wh40k is about different factions in conflict, but let's face it, humans are the protagonists, well... space marines are the protagonists, but they're still humans.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Sisters

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing more powerful than love, love and blind faith towards the emperor.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and flamers!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Extremely based and accurate.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh irony emperor want imperial truth prosper than being worshipped as god

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The only thing more powerful than love, love and blind faith towards the emperor.
        THE b***hES ARE TEMPORARY, THE EMPEROR IS ETERNAL!

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eldar are so pathetic, they can't take a few headbutts.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Jokes on you Monkei, I've never been more erect."

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damnation crusade.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good comic.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No tau girls posted yet?!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with blueberries.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice greater good.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            gib full

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You only know that a species is only good for porn when you see that the skin of that species is blue.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You only know that a species is only good for porn when you see that the skin of that species is blue.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sanginius is the best primarch.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the emperor is canonically, in lore, directly stated to not only be alexander the great, but Jesus Christ himself
    >its not even a proxy anymore the imperium is literally just worshipping Jesus Christ

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you come to that conclusion after noticing all the religious references?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source on that?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Latest Horus Heresy/Siege of Terra book. The one with the crucified titans.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The one with the crucified titans.

          that sounds so moronic that I have to believe its true

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The one with the crucified titans.
          As subtle as a fricking trainwreck, GW.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imperium Santos?
            Sacto terra?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like something you read on reddit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So your telling me gw made Jesus Christ an athiest? Warhammer has been dead to me since they made Olly a perpetual, but this is really something else.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes since humanity just took his words and twisted them as an excuse to do exactly what he said NOT to do.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So he convinces humanity that his father isn't real and sends them down a path towards humanity extreme anguish and suffering? Sounds more like a certain fallen angel if you ask me.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The god of the bible isn't real in warhammer.
            He's Jesus Christ, some guy people made a religion about. Not Jesus Christ, son of god.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus Christ was the Emperor's larper name at the time, there's no biblical god in 40k, only a bunch of megasatans and alien cosmic gods.
            Emp just larped as a bunch of historical figures that changed history to guide humanity

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the point is he was an atheist BECAUSE he was Jesus Christ

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was Judas

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Religion bad
    >Let me convince you by using my massive mental powers to force you to follow my will and knee before and how I'm always right 100% of the time and any time anyone questions me they should be killed or mentally broken to suite my needs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, if you knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that the closest thing to gods in the universe were evil chaos creatures that thrived off of corruption through religion, what else would you do?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But the Emperor should know about racial gods, shouldn't he? Like the Eldar gods.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gork and Mork as well, but chances are he seems them as lesser beings that will bend down to the chaos gods.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Religion bad
      Not just religion, all superstition
      You believe in kama? You'd better not. You think walking under a ladder is bad luck? you shouldn't. You have a lucky coin? You better put that with the rest of your money and forget about it.
      And if you refuse, he'll have you killed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sigmarxists don't realize imperial truth is a criticism of their cringe redditor anti-theism. It's hilarious.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That image would make more sense if that were Gabriel Angelos

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