he was the wittiest James Bond, but not the sexiest. That title is held by Sean Connery. There was only one reason cinema seats were full to the brim with girls when the film was rolling - Sean Connery's hairy legs in the mandatory beach/pool scene. Sadly, Roger Moore didn't have as much, but he had the coolest lines and smartest gadgets. And the kids loved him. I guess he didn't look as threatening as a balding brute like Connery.
No , the "sexiest" was Brosnan
Nope. Brosnan is too skin.
Daniel Craig is the sexiest one, mtf.
No anon it was the chest hair
>Be worst bond
Looks like a tool
He didn't have very good material to work with. Just like Brosnan.
Wrong. Moore and Brosnan movies are what Bond movies are. That's good material to the franchise. What else do you expect? Not everything has to be Reddit nihilism and cynicism. Their movies are fun and sincere. That's all you need.
Yeah isn't shaking your baby toys fun too?
Bond movies, even the ultra silly ones, are definitely not for kids.
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The actors, maybe. But, the material reflected their their shitty decades culturally.
>The names Bong, James Bong
nobody cares, tourists. Make threads when the new shitty woke movie comes out in a few years.
Woke this, woke that, how about you woke a job?
You post like a foreigner.
At least I do a job.
In some who-cares foreign shithole with no freedom lol imagine spending all your time on Cinemaphile lol you fucks didn't even create it and now you make these shitty Bond threads constantly lol go back to ye olde pub nigel lol
No I don't live in America.
>No I don't live in America.
Correct. You are foreign. Not native to this site. A tourist. You fucks just shit up this place because you have no freedoms and think you're avoiding social media hatecrimes by posting here but you just post irrelevant retarded shit that nobody cares about, like 24/7 James Bond threads.
what the fuck is your problem with Bond threads?
>what the fuck is your problem with Bond threads?
There does not need to be perpetual Bond threads when there is no movie . You fucks just post the same shit over and over again. No meaningful discussion or attempt at anything creative because surprise, surprise foreign worldies can't meme like American anon. You're just tourists.
No I am free to do so many things that you can't do in America.
Still don't care about you or your opinions on my pop culture, worldie. You're obsessed with me and my country and my low culture. I don't care about you.
>comes to a James Bond thread solely to post that he doesn't care about it
I've seen every Bond film repeatedly. Rewatched the entire franchise within the past 2 years. Post vigorously for every movie. But that's my privilege as an American. I certainly don't shit up the place posting about it when there is no movie coming out.
It's not that I don't care about Bond. It's that I don't care about the opinions of foreign hordes using my American tv and film board as a free speech refugee camp. Get fucked, freedomlet.
>But that's my privilege as an American.
Your only privilege is shitting everything up and the rest of the world noticing that you shit everything up. Remember that.
>and the rest of the world noticing
So? Why do you think we care what you think? You are obsessed with America. America doesn't care about you. You fucks all have to save face to each other because you're all inferior worldies fighting over scraps. We don't have to save face. Our dominance over you is self-evident.
We notice when you act like naggers. You keep acting like subhumans, though. Even proper Americans cringe when you post.
lol you prove my point with every post. No one native to this site would appeal to "we" to just to build up your smug energy. There is no "we" here, homosexual.
Chuds are basically indistringuishable from naggers to regular people
Moore's first two movies are great and have an edge/quirkiness that his later ones lack.
I like Roger Moore , he seems like an cool dude in real lfie
Imagine foreigners shitting up a board for American movies and tv
he's a dork.
recently rewatched moonraker. thought it was good when it came out. now it's just cringe.
I like Pierce more
>oi fink i'll have a Bond fred, ya? innit?
>wot is your fauvourite Bond character ya innit?
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I think my favorite bond villain might be 006. It's cool that he has to face off against a more veteran spy from the same agency.
Sean Connery = Scotsman
George Lazenby = Australian
Roger Moore = TRUE ANGLO-SAXON
Timothy Dalton = Welshman
Pierce Brosnan = Irishman
Daniel Craig = Franco-Welshman with Mongoloid Russian phenotypical expression
That's a cool gun. I'm thinking about getting a snub nose .44 magnum
Don't be stupid, if you're getting a .44 magnum and actually intend to fire .44 magnum out of it, get it with a barrel that's at least 4 inches long, preferably between 6-8
Bruvs I am so obsessed with American things have you bruvs ever blown an American? I'm finking about it bruvs, innit?
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