What a CHAD!

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was the wittiest James Bond, but not the sexiest. That title is held by Sean Connery. There was only one reason cinema seats were full to the brim with girls when the film was rolling - Sean Connery's hairy legs in the mandatory beach/pool scene. Sadly, Roger Moore didn't have as much, but he had the coolest lines and smartest gadgets. And the kids loved him. I guess he didn't look as threatening as a balding brute like Connery.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No , the "sexiest" was Brosnan

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Brosnan is too skin.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Daniel Craig is the sexiest one, mtf.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. troon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hairy legs
      No anon it was the chest hair

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be worst bond
    Looks like a tool

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't have very good material to work with. Just like Brosnan.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Moore and Brosnan movies are what Bond movies are. That's good material to the franchise. What else do you expect? Not everything has to be Reddit nihilism and cynicism. Their movies are fun and sincere. That's all you need.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah isn't shaking your baby toys fun too?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bond movies, even the ultra silly ones, are definitely not for kids.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              least delusional Cinemaphile poster

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The actors, maybe. But, the material reflected their their shitty decades culturally.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The names Bong, James Bong
    nobody cares, tourists. Make threads when the new shitty woke movie comes out in a few years.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woke this, woke that, how about you woke a job?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You post like a foreigner.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At least I do a job.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In some who-cares foreign shithole with no freedom lol imagine spending all your time on Cinemaphile lol you fucks didn't even create it and now you make these shitty Bond threads constantly lol go back to ye olde pub nigel lol

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No I don't live in America.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No I don't live in America.
                Correct. You are foreign. Not native to this site. A tourist. You fucks just shit up this place because you have no freedoms and think you're avoiding social media hatecrimes by posting here but you just post irrelevant retarded shit that nobody cares about, like 24/7 James Bond threads.

                what the fuck is your problem with Bond threads?

                >what the fuck is your problem with Bond threads?
                There does not need to be perpetual Bond threads when there is no movie . You fucks just post the same shit over and over again. No meaningful discussion or attempt at anything creative because surprise, surprise foreign worldies can't meme like American anon. You're just tourists.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I am free to do so many things that you can't do in America.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still don't care about you or your opinions on my pop culture, worldie. You're obsessed with me and my country and my low culture. I don't care about you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >comes to a James Bond thread solely to post that he doesn't care about it
                You're overweight.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen every Bond film repeatedly. Rewatched the entire franchise within the past 2 years. Post vigorously for every movie. But that's my privilege as an American. I certainly don't shit up the place posting about it when there is no movie coming out.

                It's not that I don't care about Bond. It's that I don't care about the opinions of foreign hordes using my American tv and film board as a free speech refugee camp. Get fucked, freedomlet.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But that's my privilege as an American.
                Your only privilege is shitting everything up and the rest of the world noticing that you shit everything up. Remember that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and the rest of the world noticing
                So? Why do you think we care what you think? You are obsessed with America. America doesn't care about you. You fucks all have to save face to each other because you're all inferior worldies fighting over scraps. We don't have to save face. Our dominance over you is self-evident.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We notice when you act like naggers. You keep acting like subhumans, though. Even proper Americans cringe when you post.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >We
                lol you prove my point with every post. No one native to this site would appeal to "we" to just to build up your smug energy. There is no "we" here, homosexual.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Chuds are basically indistringuishable from naggers to regular people

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what the fuck is your problem with Bond threads?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moore's first two movies are great and have an edge/quirkiness that his later ones lack.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Roger Moore , he seems like an cool dude in real lfie

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine foreigners shitting up a board for American movies and tv

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's a dork.
    recently rewatched moonraker. thought it was good when it came out. now it's just cringe.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Pierce more

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oi fink i'll have a Bond fred, ya? innit?
    >wot is your fauvourite Bond character ya innit?
    mandatory nation flags on all high traffic boards

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think my favorite bond villain might be 006. It's cool that he has to face off against a more veteran spy from the same agency.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sean Connery = Scotsman
    George Lazenby = Australian
    Roger Moore = TRUE ANGLO-SAXON
    Timothy Dalton = Welshman
    Pierce Brosnan = Irishman
    Daniel Craig = Franco-Welshman with Mongoloid Russian phenotypical expression

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a cool gun. I'm thinking about getting a snub nose .44 magnum

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be stupid, if you're getting a .44 magnum and actually intend to fire .44 magnum out of it, get it with a barrel that's at least 4 inches long, preferably between 6-8

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruvs I am so obsessed with American things have you bruvs ever blown an American? I'm finking about it bruvs, innit?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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