What a generic and corporate movie, you can tell this was just made to sell Doritos and military propaganda.

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  1. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you, this movie slaps.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      fippa bippa dippa doo

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      This movie along with Batman v Superman and Zack Snyder's Justice League are the most important films of the decade.

      Dumb zoomer

      good morning saar

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >If you have a different opinion than me, you must be Indian

        Have we finally moved on from trannies/jews?

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      get yourself checked for mental illness

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        If enjoying kino is a mental illness, then I don't need to get myself checked.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bro like it ain’t that deep my dude my guy my man like no rizz cap fr fr fr

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking A.

  2. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    This movie along with Batman v Superman and Zack Snyder's Justice League are the most important films of the decade.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Give me your address, I need to kill you.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      *Most important superhero films

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      They are important like how the Black Plague was important, in a destructive way.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        No that was Iron Man 1

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >This movie along with Batman v Superman and Zack Snyder's Justice League are the most important films of the decade.
      Yop it drove the most profitable collection of IPs into the ground during peak favorable fad for said IPs.
      It's important to study such failures to avoid them in the future, since the company never recovered from it and likely won't recove soon

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Goddam right. They are the only cape films that even attempted to do anything interesting with the genre. They’re like deluxe format one-off comics put to film.

  3. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb zoomer

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      James Gunn’s Superman shall amend these mistakes with a more down to earth story and likable characters.

  4. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Man of Steel is pure art. One of the rare superheros movie with vision.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      It literally has penis spaceships in it. Zach Snyder is a pervert for muscular men.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Men make the world anon

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you snyder and thank you for giving us the word Kino

  5. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll say one thing that was nice about this movie was Lex wasn’t in it. However, General Zod was lost on me. Michael Shannon’s acting is bad. His characters costume stinks. The whole universe doesn’t feel like Superman. Superman Returns is unironically better than Man of Steel because it got the tone down but it made Superman a creep, and Kevin Spacey is also overacting but he did it better.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >made Superman a creep

      >tfw you realize Returns and TDK were propaganda for the surveillance state
      >tfw you realize MoS Clark is an analogue for ISIS (good foreign element working with the US military against da bad foreign element)

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        sir your meds

  6. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is Snyder territory. Don't ever post this again.

  7. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    you genuinely need to have seen over 4000 films to get this movie.

  8. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of the only good superhero movies

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Snyder's DCEU movies are genuinely the worst superhero movies because they destroy what it means to be a superhero and have no joy in them whatsoever. Other shitty superhero movies at least have some joy and have the protagonist try to act heroically. Even something as shitty as the Catwoman movie has more joy than Snyder Superman.

  9. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    why have there been so many bvs and mos threads recently... did something happened?

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      no just the usual shitposting
      although rebel moon part 2 did release recently so the pajeet defense force is out in full swing

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Now that everyone is sick of the MCU they are waking up to how good Snyders movies are.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >so many bvs and mos threads recently
      There haven't been. It's pretty unusual for there not to be at least a few a day, some genuine and serious, some instigatory shitposts. You probably just started noticing them. It's just like Sopranos threads or House MD threads or Stargate threads or Bone Tomahawk threads, pretty consistent but you'll probably never notice them unless you're looking.

  10. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Doritos sell themselves

  11. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    all i remember is the volume was set to illegal levels in some parts of the movie

    they should have been sued for this soundslop

  12. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    This is superhero franchise slop turned into art, though it is more conventionally constructed than BvS, which is the true esoteric masterpiece of the Snyder trilogy. Snyder's three films represent construction, deconstruction and reconstruction. Superman's journey in these films is the best cinematic adaptation of the hero's journey.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        You may not like it, but Snyder's trilogy is the peak of cape movies. It's not just a commercial for toys like the MCU, but a mythological parable about power, virtue and responsibility. Basically it's the modern Bible.

  13. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >military strafes own city to no effect, kills dozens
    Yeah sure it's mil propaganda where they're shown to be arrogant, ineffective, distrusting, incapable of decisive action etc etc

  14. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    People hate what they don't understand.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous
  15. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    It had a great cast but most of them weren't given good material to work with.

  16. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much. It's the most 5/10, right down the middle, bland comic book movie ever made.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      At least it gave us STOP, INVINCIBLE SON memes

  17. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why do non-whites like WB capeshit so much? Honest question.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Zack Snyder has all the hallmarks of Indian cinema, watch RRR to see the real mccoy.
      >slow-motion action
      >adoration of the male physique but a complete lack of sexual tension between men and women

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        RRR is fun, colorful and about likeble people being friends and setting aside their difference to team up against evil.
        Do they even understand what they watch?

  18. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    WHY THE DICKS
    WHY ZACK

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm always confused what the "somantic reconditioning" was supposed to be. So they were going to be reprogrammed in the Phantom Zone for 300 years?

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      you just don't understand the subtle allegory!

  19. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >This movie is bad because.... uhhhh..... MC killed a guy

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