What a horribly boring piece of shit

Did you see the scene where the were talking? What about that other scene where they were also talking? Well what about this talking scene? No this talking scene was better than that one... How is this a homage to 70's black action movies? Did 70's black action movies have nothing but talking?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    70s black movies had lots of Pam Grier in them.

    I don't really care what you think about it because it has one of the greatest soundtracks of all time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ACROOOSS A-HUNDRED-AND-TEEENTH STREET!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are guns and weed smoking, surely you enjoyed those parts you stupid Black person.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go back to marvel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Muh go back to marvel...GO BACKY TO MARVEL!!! you and these other homosexuals

      70s black movies had lots of Pam Grier in them.

      I don't really care what you think about it because it has one of the greatest soundtracks of all time.

      There are guns and weed smoking, surely you enjoyed those parts you stupid Black person.

      get so defensive when people call out your pseud bullshit...it's like you ahve no other personality other than pretending to like boring movies with nothing but talky talky talky in rooms rooms rooms... legitimately slit your fricking throats END IT TONIGHT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meds

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How is this a homage to 70's black action movies?
    it's not. it's an adapation of a novel from the 90s

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only Tarantino movie I haven't seen. I guess I should get on it

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ROBERT DENIRO DOGGY STYLE

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't you be underneath some fat smelly hairy middle eastern dude right now getting your butthole gaped and stuffed? Whatre you doing posting on this board anon?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's his worst movie. The contrarian pseud take is that it's his best.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally his best. It epitomizes exactly what he's good at, it's incredibly tight, well paced and has none of his usual self indulgence, and has good characters that you care about. I enjoy post 2020 don't-give-a-frick Tarantino as well but Jackie Brown is an almost perfect movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. contrarian pseud who hasn't even read an Elmore Leonard novel
        It's his worst movie and you're an embarrassment to yourself for trying to pretend it isn't.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>who hasn't even read an Elmore Leonard novel
          Of course I haven't. That's irrelevant to making an evaluation of the film.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Of course I haven't.
            Because you're a pseud who doesn't read and thinks having contrarian opinions about mainstream film directors makes you seem intelligent.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >contrarian opinions
              Jackie Brown being QT's worst or even a bad movie is an actual contrarian take though, it's a well-regarded movie.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Jackie Brown being QT's worst or even a bad movie is an actual contrarian take though
                No it isn't.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it. The suspense of watching the scheme play out. The dialogue that was fresh and expository without being condescending. The animated but not moronic characters. The stylish-vintage aura - old but flashy - the home decor, the cars, the shirts and slacks, the girls' outfits. I rate it 7/10. But you have to let yourself be brought in. You'll be lost if you're just scrolling your phone during the movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah frick that I've actually seen more than 5 movies and can easily watch a good new old movie that isn't non stop talking for basically three damn hours.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get it. I've turned off horror movies where the first 30 minutes is talking. No indication it's horror. It could just as easily be a drama or biography or anything else. I liked the Jackie Brown dialogue because it was engaging. So much of a GOOD story is the actual words used.

        >My wife and I had a date night

        Versus

        >My wife and I went to a hipster bar and got shitfaced and when the Eagles won I ran a $500 tab buying rounds. And then Jalen Hurts walks in and yells "let's party motherfrickers" and we go "holy shit"

        >tl-dr
        Maybe you didn't think it was a good story that was told interestingly

        One is like who cares, the other is like I want to hear more. That's the skill of Tarentino (not genius, he's talented but I wouldn't call him a genius). I'm watching like ok what happens next.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His dialogue captures ideal speech-- its fault is that it's too honest. Your example demonstrates it: people do not know how to think, and their stilted stuttering micro-brain clotted dysfluencies and para-causal recounting of events is as dull as the television they mindlessly consume without having the decency to mute the fricking commercials during ad breaks-- realism is overrated, and what people take for it requires exaggeration of salient features, even dipping into the absurd and surreal. Life doesn't even begin to imitate art. The mundane immediacy of the commonplace in:

          >My wife and I had a date night

          can only be justifiable on the balance of expository elements elsewhere.

          Tarantino is so overrated. Reservoir Dogs really was his best movie for a long time until OUatiH. That was his best movie by a long shot. The rest are good to eh. I do appreciate that his movies have pushed other writer/directors to think outside the box a bit more at least.

          >Reservoir Dogs really was his best movie for a long time until OUatiH

          Jackie Brown was his last real film until Once Upon... everything in between may as well be android ChatGPT, monstrously less than the sum of its spastic niche direct serial quotation influences. Dogs feels like it would be just as good as a theater play, whereas Pulp would have to be Broadway.

          I liked it. The suspense of watching the scheme play out. The dialogue that was fresh and expository without being condescending. The animated but not moronic characters. The stylish-vintage aura - old but flashy - the home decor, the cars, the shirts and slacks, the girls' outfits. I rate it 7/10. But you have to let yourself be brought in. You'll be lost if you're just scrolling your phone during the movie.

          >The dialogue that was fresh and expository without being condescending.

          Irony's poison and all those radically over-budgeted B-Film rehashes he did aren't actually films as a result. Tarantula's a very odd duck with some of his best work being material he sold to be directed by others (True Romance).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you have seen True Romance and Natural Born killers would you say they are better than Jackie Brown?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >expository
      I don't think the dialogues were expository. It felt like actual characters plotting something. Sometimes they overlap but not in this case since none of the events actually unfolded as everyone planned.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty good not great

    de niro spazzing out on the girl was kino. it needed pam grier's brapper and booba to be a great movie. cuck ending

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOO THIS MOVIE WAS SHIT I COULD BARELY EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO THE PLOT IN BETWEEN SUBWAY SURFERS AND FAMILY GUY FUNNY MOMENTS COMPILAITON #534 WHY DIDNT TARANTINO SPLICE IN YELLING PROFANITIES AND Black personDICK EVERY 30 SECONDS LIKE IN ALL HIS OTHER FLICKS????

    have a nice day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day, u like mediocre movies, have a nice day

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i did! it was great.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    louissssssssss????????

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best QT movie

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie has one of the most devastating scenes in any movie. Ordell says he’s picked up a barefoot woman from Georgia and took her to his place Compton and told her it was Hollywood. And the way it’s presented you think it’s just some throwaway line and laugh. But then later you see her meet Jackie and you realize he’s taking advantage of a mentally disabled woman. And you realize you laughed at this poor woman. You could do that when it was in the abstract but here she is in front of you and you’re confronted with just how awful you were. How you’re no better than Ordell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was a crack head

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tarantino is so overrated. Reservoir Dogs really was his best movie for a long time until OUatiH. That was his best movie by a long shot. The rest are good to eh. I do appreciate that his movies have pushed other writer/directors to think outside the box a bit more at least.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't have to be good, it's diverse.
    the target audience for tarantino movies is mentally moronic israelites and smug liberal Black person lovers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's straight facts homie!!

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to watch it right now and report on whether it's good or bad. It's time to settle this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's definitely not objectively bad, just not great

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So far it's mid, but still entertaining enough to keep watching

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          progress report: I'm bumping the movie up from "mid" to "pretty good". I'm intrigued about where this is headed, and I like the characters

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            make sure you post when it's over, curious about a first time watcher's take

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have to take a break to do some stuff, but about half way through and I will say that I can see why some people say it's their favorite Tarantino. I like the slower pacing. Reminds me of OUatiH which I liked a lot. A lot of the scenes feel like GTA mission cut scenes lol. It started off kind of weak but gets better and better as it progresses

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I have to take a break to do some stuff

                jfc zoomers cant even sit through an entire film

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, anyway I finished it like 10 minutes ago. The I would definitely bump it up to very good. I don't feel ready to rank it in terms of Tarantino's other flicks yet. It starts off weak, as I said, because there isn't any really impactful hook to get you into it early on. Even Jackie getting arrested feels kind of bleh cause she's kind of nobody interesting from the audience's point of view that early on. But the film builds really steadily, and so starting off weak kind of works to its advantage. It takes a different slower route to getting you invested. I liked it a lot. I just generally like slower movies, so maybe I'm biased. This was up my alley

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gayest most plebeian thread I've seen in more than a week, and that's including furiosaslop shills and crust threads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tarantino movies are style over substance, get over yourself

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >where's the heckin shootout and whacky quirky characters like django?!
    Stick to breaking bad and cartoons op

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Might be QT's Best movie

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >characters are all flat and one note
    >Grier and Forster have no chemistry
    >it meanders throughout (terrible pacing)
    >plot is treated as if it's complex intrigue but it's actually just straightforward (on rails pretty much)
    >ends up being a lackluster adaptation of the source material (which itself is a middling novel)
    It's just meh and forgettable. The reason it gets hyped now is because of film pseuds and wokegays that want to pretend they're into Pam Grier. The best word to describe the movie is "flat" unlike modern Bridget Fonda's stomach.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the way women age will never cease to horrify me

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is tarantino's best film. its the only one you can watch without being acutely aware that you are watching a tarantino film

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thst nearly of all of quintin taratoesniffertino's work aka liquid shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we out here fighting for Palestine we ain't had time for no movies

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This post is just full of angry zoomers who didn't grow up to these movies and were instead watching fast 7. Now they're jealous of millennials and gen x.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch anything with Sam Jackson in it

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bait post that actually worked for some reason

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It got me to watch the movie finally. Only Tarantino film I haven't seen. I've put it off for years

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ahahaha. I watched this with my idiot friend and he thought the same thing. Great film.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it helps if you understand English. Maybe stick to pajeet films.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the anti-white director, but this movie was ok.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoyed the film. Will continue to enjoy the film.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked when de niro was smashing bridget fondas back doors in

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cocaine makes you very chatty.

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