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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a day in the life of an American neet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Trinity?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SEXOOOO WITH LONG HAIRED MOMMY TRINITY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes mommy, I'll start with your feet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        explain foot fetish to a non-footgay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Cortical_homunculus
          your toes are near your genitals. simple as

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your toes are near your genitals. simple as

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Black person.
              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Cortical_homunculus

              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Cortical_homunculus

              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Cortical_homunculus

              Black person

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not expressly a footgay, but every square inch of a woman you like is ripe for enjoyment

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every part of a woman’s body is a sex organ.
          Many woman get their toes pedicured and painted.
          Pedicured toes are often alluring.
          I enjoy rubbing my dick on pedicured toes. Occasionally a woman is skilled enough to give a footjob and bring me to orgasm with her feet.
          It’s bliss.
          Any more questions?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        giwtwm

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eeewww

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do neets really have cute gf like this?

      why were they sticking their nose in their neighbor's business?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 twist-n-tape

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's taking clients to 2 open houses? That's really not a lot to do. Certainly she's not hosting 2 open houses. What, are the listings right next to each other? Or is one going to be in the evening? That's not really how it works

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you have no idea just how god damned awful women are at time management, especially one only good enough to be a real estate agent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i fapped to him and his best friend in even stevens

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do you assume we know what this is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we

      anyways it's Disturbia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it's a pretty well known movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm starting a new rule. we're going to develop some customs and courtesies around here. from now on if you don't put the title in your post I'll delete it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can it, janny.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just reverse image search. It's that fricking easy. Zoomers I swear.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss pre-smartphone movies like this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but do you think you would enjoy this movie the same way if it was released this year?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what would change if it was a post-smartphone movie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it came out in 2007 and it was on hbo nonstop for like 2 years along with transformers.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ah ha
    shay hake
    taper jean guurrrl
    listen what i say
    ah ha
    shay hake

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if he looks back and thinks about how good he had it.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is he checking out the odor of her shampoo?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you don't sniff women?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh how did he get that many twinkies while under house arrest?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why were they sticking their nose in their neighbor's business?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would a prolific serial killer move to the middle of a suburban neighborhood?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to blend in better or maybe he enjoyed living the american suburb dream life, without a family, children or dog tho.
        iirc the hitchwiener original took place in 50s manhattan and the backdrop was characterized by appartment buildings and backyard alleys and the remake placed it into the "idyllic" modern setting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why not?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do girls like this book?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are young girls attracted to older men that aren't hormonal teenage boys?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        daddy issues or little sister complex

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you will never be a teenager again getting to wish fulfill your fantasy of solving murder mysteries with the imaginary qt next door

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that scene where they reveal she only existed in his head
      i walked out of the cinema right there

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >almost 2 decades ago

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's 'the good neighbor'

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >does not state name of show or movie
    idiot cancer scum

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