>WHAT A LIFE

>WHAT A LIFE
any other movies with a kino soundtrack?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE WON, WE DRUKKING

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    h-herro?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mads is fine in rectums

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    waga baba bobo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the drunk Koreans around me are sweaty old men unfortunately. If any of them looked like this I'd be out fronting like I was a kpop producer and trying to score

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        brother there is only one that looks like her and it is her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Redpill me on the Asian gene. It’s true they can’t metabolize alcohol properly right? That’s why they get druk off of a couple shots or some soju?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Theres 10000 of them for every 1 of us so it doesnt really matter until we go to war soon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think they just get really fleshed by it metabolizing weird. Not sure if they get more fucked up from it in general.

          Theres 10000 of them for every 1 of us so it doesnt really matter until we go to war soon

          Most of Burgerstan is functionally retarded but we aren't going to war with the Chingchongs over Semiconductor Island anytime soon. There would need to be a draft and the fatasses would riot before actually having to do anything.

          I pissed the blood

          Stop guzzling ketamine, and maybe break me off a bit.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHO DRUK here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IM SO FUCKED

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me as well mate, couple nips of the ole 90 proof bourbon in between tall boy sours of the 8% variety. Wanna cum in the ole lady tonight but I think the best I’ll be able to manage is giving her the fake chow as she’s also a few sheets to the wind and the whiskey make my dick take a sabbatical

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruv i am gone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do i fuckin stop?
      a bottle a day every single day since August 8th. I can't do this anymore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gradually taper down by going from 10 to 9 to 8 to 7 to 6 to 5 to 4 to 3 to 2 to 1 to 0. I was at 4 but recently ive bumped it up to 6.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bottle a day
        Gonna assume that's hard stuff like Vodka.
        Like the other anon said, you need to taper. Start by just measuring your drinks.
        I have a shot glass that I use to measure out vodka for mixing. Usually two shots in a glass topped off with club soda. If I want a lighter drink, just one shot.
        In your case measuring out your drinks will almost definitely lead to you drinking less even if you're jumping to like 5 shots a drink.
        For any anons ITT who want to quit, I recommend reading "Rational Recovery" by Jack Trimpey. You can google "AVRT basics" to get started for free (you don't need to enter any kind of program, it's just a technique) but I recommend buying the book.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man i drank a lot this week
          Im probably going to not dronk for a few days while parents arein town.
          God o love you guys and movies.about drinkenness.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Are you 100 and were bumping Owlsley shit? Even the 90s stuff we dropped didn't fuck us up that long unless we were mixing different chems and topping up at the halfway.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mads is cosy in anus

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who /pint/ here?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot image

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Die of liver poisoning you subhumans

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least i wont hang myself tranny

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beer is mostly water so my liver is fine 🙂
      Kidney's tho..

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get drunk and then order like 5k calories of food and eat untill i pass out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT A LIFE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me once a month

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drink one beer
    >have to get up to piss 2 - 3 times within the hour
    This is why I can't go to bars

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao imagine being a druklet

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, this has been the case since I was 18 (30 now) beer just goes right through me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok kiddo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop fapping, anon.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DRUK MUSIC TIME

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHHAHAHA SO THIS IS DRUK, THIS IS THE POWER? SO SAD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        neither will you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice comeback anon.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I own you

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alcoholics are weak human beings. I'd call them pathetic but I have no pity for them. They are disgusting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      chill out man, crack a beer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        im buzzed off wine, i just hate people who cant self regulate and hurt others with their actions

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't control shit, you're no different than a wine mom. You couldn't stop drinking if your life depended on it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is the first time im drinking in over a year, and it was another year before that, cope and project harder alchy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I stopped drinking years ago and never had a problem drinking. Don't know why you're proud of a relapse, that's terrible self control.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone wanna watch druk movie from 2012 called project x lmk im streaming it rn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck yes. link pls

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.twitch.tv/jadgpanther

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what a life

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          mass marketing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          trouble on my mind

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LETRS FUCKING DRUK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino, have a https://youtu.be/-aMCzRj3Syg?si=LM_suAUzpxNP-zEq

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pissed the blood

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DRUK lost, its over/ WEHy ever n post now its over we lsot and im cryinfg so yeah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        whqts tyhe fproblem you mad we taig over now bro its timew we wiion s why tyou cerying

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow this cyberpunk dystopia with drunk AI chatbots is rad as fuck, chummer

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i drank the vodka

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    alcohol more like crying juice for babies who want to be fags LOL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fucking tits

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are americans fat

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks janny for the autosage fucking n_gger

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im eating pizza and drinking beer now.
    My life is great!
    Ill run tomorrow morning and vote for Pence in my state primary.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why have i got a fever after druking, bros?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the great druk uprising of Cinemaphile
    Cinemaphile is smiling down on us from heaven.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Cinemaphile turn into /b/ 2.0. Its so sad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because im serving a 90 day van for racism but blacks and trannies can post as often as they desire

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    should i go the bar bros, i'm already half druk
    i kinda wanna make normies uncomfortable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of bar? Whats your goal? Essentially youre there to spend moneh. Whats your limit?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        get fresh air, knock back a beer or two i don't have on hand here, absorb the normie atmosphere

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically end every nigth hating the fact i drunk, it stopped making threads and really posting like 3 hours ago, what a fucking waste of a night

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >had a gathering Wednesday
    >drank all the leftover wine and beer and vodka and rum in the last two days
    >have a stomach ache
    >thinking about buying more vodka tomorrow morning

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You were in the previous thread?
      Drink beer and sleep
      There will be more vodka

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a life

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    alcoholics are absolute fucking losers holy shit
    these threads are addict circlejerks lmao and people blogging about their boring addiction filled lives
    i get second hand embarrassment reading these threads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow a cutting commentary that cuts the core. A man who just gets it. A guy who isn't afraid to tell it like it is. What a welcome addition you are to this thread. Share some of your other opinions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was really important that you pointed this out, little guy. thank you.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate the chicke nuggets, its time

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    make a discord server or something you absolute fucking losers but get the fuck off my board

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yo mama

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nagger

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      our board bro

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wahh wahh feel bad for me for drinking all day and being a good for nothing alcoholic loser

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think i'm finally over drinking

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    84 posts and 21 posters.. yall are losers anywhere you go...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm enjoying the shitshow.
      Have a bump, drukbros. You guys are my entertainment for tonight.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolute guttier tier trash losers need a general thread to talk about their boring alcohol addiction filled lives lmaooooo

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The funniest part is ill post about how much i love drinking with my Cinemaphilebros in the next thread and tomorrows thread and sundays thread and next weeks thread and the next one and next months and the holiday one and then the november daily ones and then the december ones and then the christmas ones and you fucking Bet Your Ass the fucking New Years druk thread.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      until you get cirrhosis and die slowly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You guys should take this to /b/ though. /b/ has some really fun druk threads because people are so happy to have a break from BBC spam.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        His dubs are higher than your dubs so fucking shut up bitch

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay homosexual, don't enjoy an epic board crossover that enhances both boards.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You clearly havent been here since 2004

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dazed and Confused has an excellent soundtrack, as does Harold and Maude.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cat Stevens got so drunk and high that he almost died and prayed to God from his hospital bed that hed follow His teachings as closely as he can and when he survived he converted and became Yusuf Islam but yeah Harold & Maude is kino

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >12 pack of Sam Adams Octoberfest
    CHECK
    >jar filled with weed
    CHECK
    >blasting The Replacements
    CHECK
    >log onto Cinemaphile
    CHECK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck. You. I wanted to buy octoberfest but I was too lazy to go out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ANYTHING YOU WANT DEAR
      FINE FINE FINE FINE
      EVERYTHING YOU SAY DEAR
      I BUY BUY BUY BUY

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw haven't had sex in over 20 minutes

    its over, we lost

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Puk in drublic

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >page 10
    Druk Lost.
    /qa/ lost.
    Jannies won.
    Trannies won.
    Reddit won.
    9gag won.
    Ebaumsworld won.

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