what absolute black magic does jesse plemons have available for himself to lose so much weight so fast?

what absolute black magic does jesse plemons have available for himself to lose so much weight so fast? he looks fantastic. a handsomer version of bb todd now. frickable.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad he lost weight because him being fat was just uncomfortable for me to watch. He wasn't a regular fat guy, he looked like the weight really didn't belong on him.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    White boy summer magic

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you’re loaded and have nothing but free time on your hands there is absolutely no reason to be out of shape. There’s barely any reason when you work a full time job. I can work 70 hours a week and still find an hour every other day to exercise.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you work 70 hours a week?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      exercise has little effect on weight loss. Look up how much an hour of running burn and then how much calories there is in one kilo. It's all about eating less

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nonsense, strength training is great for weight loss. If you only diet and don’t exercise you’ll just be a skinnyfat dyel

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm not talking about how you look. I'm talking about weight loss alone. Check how much calories you burn with that training

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            muscle burns calories by existing.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            muscle burns calories by existing.

            Calories anon is correct in that CICO is objectively true always and forever. But muscles anon is also correct in that things like working out and eating better food in generally (not just fewer calories) has a drastic effect on your hormones and as such how many CI and how many CO you need.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it absolutely does work, of course you have to not be gorging on excess sugar and fats

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can eat only sugar and fats and you will lose weight as long as you eat less calories than you burn

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exercise is kind of a meme regarding weight loss/gain. It's all about the calories you consume. Fatties b***h about not being able to lose weight but consume like 2000 calories a day by just drinking soda or sugary shit which in USA is basically everything except water.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cutting is easy.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do fat guys always keep a big head when they lose weight? Its like their skulls are eating too. Im not talking about fat in the face either, their fricking craniums are massive.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've noticed this too, almost every fat actor who loses a ton of weight somehow ends up looking like a Pez dispenser. Perhaps it's partly psychological from being used to seeing them fat for so long, but they never look quite natural, like Fisher Stevens.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't this guy have a disease that causes the thin neck though? it's not a post-obesity thing.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know, but the uncanny appearance is kind of similar. John Goodman, Penn Jillette, Jonah Hill, they all look weird to some degree.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes
          hodgkins lymphoma

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a werebird

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        When was Fisher Stevens fat? Isn't he just like Paul Giamatti where they have that jowly bulldog head that makes you think they're fat?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I worded that poorly, I didn't mean to imply he had been fat. Just that whatever condition he has it gives him a similar, slightly off, bobble-head appearance as many former fat guys.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can somebody photoshop a thick neck unto Fisher Stevens? He would look so alpha.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still looks like a dweeb

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SOVL vs soulless

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yikes

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          from corpsegrinder to corpse

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All you have to do is eat less and you drop pounds. Its no trick. Just take whatever you would normally eat and cut it in half. You will lose weight unless you're really overeating now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but there's no way he did it as fast as he did without supplements. how long ago was love & death shot?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ketosis is a monkey trick anyone can learn

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ozempic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. New diabetes pill thats also like a miracle weight loss drug. Only caveat is it makes your face jowely I think.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also makes you shit your pants a lot.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fat plemons looks more kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      his face looks bloated

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hard disagree. He looks like he's uncomfortable existing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks finnish

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Concur, looks like my Finnish uncle who had that same, vaguely Asian look.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Head too big for body now

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a fantasy of being a bit overweight and having a bit overweight wife, then I lose all the weight so she feels she has a real catch and loves me again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m graduating early next month and I’m planning on losing the bit of extra weight I have so I feel better about myself and classmates are surprised by me

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will be crushed by how little anyone gives a shit unless it's a Jared from Subway style transformation.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Semaglutide

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plemheads where we at

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so when you're rich, you don't have to do anything but have sex.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When she was at the premiere for Spider Man [2002] he was acting in the movie Like Mike where he plays a orphan bully

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aaron Paul
    So-so career but only plays Jesse
    >Bryan Cranston
    Had a push after BB's end but people quickly realized that he was actually a very hokey actor. Those tough guy Walt moments that were slightly cringeworthy were just using his natural acting inclinations to the story's advantage.
    >Giancarlo Esposito
    Literally Gus Fring in everything
    >Jesse Plemons
    Incredibly versatile. Well on his way to being a certified kino enhancer who elevates even the most mediocre material.

    How did he do it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Incredibly versatile.
      Is he really though? Perhaps it's typecasting, but everything I've seen him in he's played a fairly similar meek, beta character.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you only seen Fargo? He plays a dickhead in a few things

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not that versatile and only gets roles because Phil Hoffman died

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        so versatile
        >sad, fat loser
        >sad, fat loser
        >sad, fat loser
        >ned beatty villains

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot
      >married Kirsten Dunst

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great points tbh. Spot on about Cranston. Paul is too small framed to ever maintain a career as a lead as well.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        tom cruise is pretty short and stays a lead. do you mean his proportions when you say frame?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he doesn't have anywhere near the charisma of cruise

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cranston may be hokey but he's always been a comedian. same as bob odenkirk, bill burr and the guy who played huell even. it worked to the advantage of the show, which was originally written as a dark comedy but went in a more dramatic direction over time. look at Cranston as Hal in MITM, he's absolutely crushing it. that kind of acting requires serious talent even if it is just for laughs. then see him in something shit like 'Your Honor' and its obvious that he isn't equipped for a pure drama. but he shines in breaking bad. he would do well in the next A24 produced surrealist dark comedy-drama-horror The man just needs a better agent.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty easy when you have enough money to pay someone to slap food out of your hand.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would imagine Kirsten Dunst keeping that pussy hostage is a great motivator.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kirsten dunst is like 40 dude

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have similar attractiveness level, you're just a cumbrain.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say they're pretty looksmatched. He looks a bit like Matt Damon's younger runt brother where the former stole most of the good genes, but I never considered Kirsten Dunst to be particularly attractive either.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have similar attractiveness level, you're just a cumbrain.

      Tell me you're memeing.
      Please.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not, I never really found her good-looking. She's not Maggie Gyllenhaal tier, but also far from the knockout that MJ was always portrayed as in the Spider-Man comics for example.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          tbqh he looks like chico
          Your dismissal warms my heart, maybe I can get a qt german fraulien.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like Kirsten's funbags have shrunk as well tbh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah just saggy like all old hags

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cocaine, moron.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >any semblance of self-control mystifies Cinemaphile

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is subsisting exclusively off Kirsten's breast milk

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a boy now, he can kiss those kino roles goodbye

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fasting probably

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the leftover scripts that were going to go to Philip Seymour Hoffman are done so he knew he had to get in shape to stay in Hollywood

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      acting in this movie was phenomenal from all the 4 main actors. Award season snubbed them

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even in Like Mike he had a face for radio

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this kino?
    Looked interesting, but then again it's made by Netflix

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was incredibly meh

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matt Damon looking homie. There's another one.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dickhead needs to shave that scraggly beard. It makes him look terrible now he's skinny.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    but he couldnt lose it for el camino... frick this snowhomie

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Then
    Wow Jessie is just average like meeeee, I feel good about myself

    >now

    ohhhh he was just a fat beautiful person the whole time. I want to die

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunst sex 3x per day

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he's anything like me, he can gain and lose weight at will. I lost 30lbs this year after gaining 25lbs the previous year

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit just stop eating as much and have some impulse control you fricking fatass. energy in > energy out. losing and/or not gaining weight is so easy.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looked fine before but he looks like 15 years younger now

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay great he lost weight. But why did Kirsten have to lose her thiccness as well?

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get his jaw development? Perfect teeth development

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 inches long, 3 inches wide, pelvis of a jackrabbit, smoothness of a blues player

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has access to the best nutritionists , Personal trainers and other professionals. Has more free time than the common person that he can devote to slimming down

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so do i thanks to the nhs

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so overrated by film buffs? He plays basically the same character in everything.

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