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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous
  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    A story about violation turned into a romance.

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >IT IS NO LAFFING MATTAH

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    nice looking movie that despite having bran stoker in title shits on the novel completely missing the point by forcing a romanticized dracula looking for redemption

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      They definitely should have kept his name out of the title because it sure as shit isn't the story he wrote but I did enjoy it for what it was.

      The greatest vampire movie ever made, unironically. Absolute fricking kino from beginning to end, and with a great score to boot. Plus nubile young breasts.

      I wanted to disagree with this but I've been sitting here thinking and I can't name a better one.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      True but it still incorporates more of the novel than other adaptations. I think this is the only one to show much less use all 3 of Mia's suitors? Still agree 100% on Dracula character. Also still think this film is 100% kino, flawed but great fun to watch and rewatch.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with adapting Dracula is that the novel has a ton of fat that any halfway-competent writer would be inclined to cut to make as much space as possible for those characters and plot elements that are actually important. But the novel's lavish details are a core part of its identity, so simplifying it inherently takes away a lot of the Dracula-esque qualities. All stage and film adaptations have their weaknesses but for what it's worth I think the Coppola one gets closest to the essence of Dracula, even if it does add stuff.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Aside from the Lucy actor having incredible breasts and the staking scene the movie is a giant waste of time, and one of Nielsen's worst roles.

          Even the new Fright Night was better

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The greatest vampire movie ever made, unironically. Absolute fricking kino from beginning to end, and with a great score to boot. Plus nubile young breasts.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Totally agree. Shame Wonona never got them out in all their nubile perky glory.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Spot on, with nothing to add. Just pure kino.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Even the new Fright Night was better

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      And hot werewolf “rape.”

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    K I N O

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    How did they do the shadow with no digital effects?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Shine light on secret actor

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    amazing visuals, questionable writing

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I love it when he turns into a pile of rats.

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    vampires and monica bellucci's and sadie frost's and winona ryder's breasts and shit

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bill and Ted crashing 18th century Transylvania

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >18th century
      Nah, that shit is primo Victorian era.

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    An awesome movie ruined by Ryder and Reeves who can't act for shit. This is where the "Keanu can't act" memes stemmed from.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Winona could act (she was great in The Age of Innocence), but was horrible as Mina. Great bouncing breasts aside, of course, because those were great.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Initially they wanted Depp but at the time Reaves was a bigger name, Depp would have been a million times better in the role he can do an English accent and actually emotes and his style would have fit in with the stylised aesthetic of the movie.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Gary Oldman and Anthony Hopkins were absolutely terrific, they fricking carried the entire movie.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yea this movie really suffered from meme Keanu and Winona was barely competent as well...felt like the movie would have been even better if it was just a straight up van Helsing movie with Hopkins and Oldman

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    kinda gay, with very uneven performances, but winona is sex as usual
    I give it 3.5 stars out of 5

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    A visually lush, thoroughly entertaining movie. Annie Lennox - Love Song For A Vampire is a great song.

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    One of approximately four (4) truly great Fangpire kino

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      What are the others?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Blade
        >Dracula: Dead and Loving it
        >The Lost Boys

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Vampyr
        Herzog's Nosferatu
        Interview with the Vampire
        Byzantium

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from the Lucy actor having incredible breasts and the staking scene the movie is a giant waste of time, and one of Nielsen's worst roles.

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    They filmed the vampire parts backwards to give it an otherworldly feeling.

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What the FRICK did Coppola mean by this?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      ginger legs are nice

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        So are khazar milkers

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    You should watch this instead. It's updated for the modern audience.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >It's updated for the modern audience.
      Dracula get ipad

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Really great miniseries. What a shame it ended after the second episode and absolutely nothing whatsoever came after it.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Love at First Bite updated Dracula to late 70s NYC and is hilarious. Also I Love the Nigh Life was an inspired choice for meeting his love interest.

  20. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Peak of gothic horror aesthetic

  21. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    *superiors in your path*

  22. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    kino costumes

  23. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    BLOODY WOOLVES CHASING ME THROUGH SOME BLUE INFERNOO

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      must be frighting for a california surfer bro to end up in dracula's castle

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous
  24. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    worst london accent you've ever heard from keanu

  25. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    one of the best opening scenes in film. set and costume design is great while gary oldman is entertaining enough to ignore the mostly awful everything else. i actually don't care that winona ryder can't act i'd still bang her today right now

  26. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    its pretty b***hin

  27. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    This is better

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      no it isnt

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      No, THIS is better.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        nice try but no

  28. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >i have crossed oceans of time to find you

  29. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Potential kino marred by casting Keanu Reeves.

  30. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    this is one of my faves

  31. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Pure kino other than Keanu.

  32. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    i love this dress, the drip is FIRE

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >the drip is FIRE
      Shut the frick up Black person

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        the dress is pretty

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          That's better

  33. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S GROWN YOUNG!

  34. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >no one has posted the webm yet
    Allow me to spare OP from having to watch the movie

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Noice

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