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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Once Upon a Time in the West but with a chick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ never compare that kino to this shit show

      It's an aggressively average movie. Which means it's shit tier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the fact that it stars a woman is enough to let you know it will be average

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The same kind of love and reverence that Raimi showed superhero films in Spider-Man except with western cowboy movies.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was it rape? The entire movie I was certain that would be the twist for her backstory. Every scene between her and the villain was EXTREMELY loaded.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No she just had a woman moment

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What am I in for?
    Shounen anime tournament arc with cowboys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is a great comparison.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Im interested now

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A waste of Gene Hackman, Leo, Russell Crowe on a strong wyman film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cringe take

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's pretty dumb. just kinda wondered how bad sharon smelled in all that western garb sitting in the hot sun. must have been absolutely ripe between the knees.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like licking the back of your hand and wet leather

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and a hefty note of old sulfur

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely delicious

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    absolute kinography

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >quick and the dead
      >no tombstone
      either bait or fricking braindead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tombstone is mid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >absolutely filtered
          many such cases

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nah it's just not kino, simple as. could be if russell gets off his fat ass and fixes that shit with a director's cut

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tombstone starts out great but it really falls apart in the second half. Way too much story for one movie to handle.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being this stupid. Yes the best part of tombstone is when they are introducing the characters were they slyly tell the audience that all their wives are where's wink wink or when Wyatt tells the minor villan to "skin that smoke wagon" as we are then again introduced to the opera singers. You are absolutely correct sir the first part of the movie is superior.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >absolutely filtered
        many such cases

        Tombstone is only good for Kilmer who knocked it out of the park. The rest of the movie can't keep up and suffers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No Tombstone
      >No 3:10 to Yuma
      >The Quick and the Death added

      You are a homosexual and i hope you get monkeypox

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        surely you mean the 1957 3:10 to yuma and not the 2007 one
        you wouldn't double down on mid, r-right anon?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >mid
          speak human you worthless fricking ape

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick is this from? I watched every goddamn Harryhausen movie I could find specifically to find the source of this webm and never saw breasts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Both the 1957 and the 2007 one are good.

          >Russell Crowe
          >Christian Bale

          Hell even Bud Spencer was in the 2007 one. How the frick can anyone complain about that movie? It was western kino in it's purest form

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            2007 is better.
            >Charlie Prince, one of the most GOATed Western characters of all time
            >story works better with Dan as the hero and Wade as the butthole who slowly ends up respecting him and showing his humanity
            >ending is WAY better

            the absolute state

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You have a Black person tier taste in movies. Frick you soiboy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Van Heflin's ugly mug ruins the tone of the movie, it makes no goddamn sense for Wade to be handsomer and more charming than Dan AND YOU FRICKING KNOW IT.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          2007 is better.
          >Charlie Prince, one of the most GOATed Western characters of all time
          >story works better with Dan as the hero and Wade as the butthole who slowly ends up respecting him and showing his humanity
          >ending is WAY better

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're in for a western kino

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A pretty decent western.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >when you take that extra bong hit of 100x salvia

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute moronicness. It isn't a bad movie. If it was done today it would have a few tweaks and be a totally progressive take on a gunfighter. At the time, just like now, it's an un needed remake of better films with a woman.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die!
    I know.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Raimi kino. Fun western with a great score, simple premise and fun characters. Also introduced Russel Crowe to American audiences.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Motion sickness

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean how bad can a raimi film truly be

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sergeant Cantrell
    >How do you spell that?
    >Correctly

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a shame this movie underperformed, even though it later became a cult hit on cable and home video. Sharon Stone is great as the lead and the supporting cast is fantastic. Maybe Raimi’s most underrated movie actually.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good film. Two or three lines in the film that challenge the portrayal of female gunslingers like when Hackman says "ain't no rules say that a woman cant participate. It's just that women can't shoot for shit" but it's an understandable delivery and it's not like he's doing it to just ham himself up like a le evil white male you'd expect of today.

    It's no Tombstone by a wide mile, but it's solid. Stories condenses enough, camera work is great, and the editing is fun. I'd say it's an example of how a female protagonist in a typical male role can be done well and not be trash.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only ever semi-acceptable western film since it's probably the worst possible setting and guarantees garbage. Also the only ever semi-acceptable movie with dicaprio

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >probably the worst possible setting
      have a nice day my man

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pisses me off that Russell Crowe doesn't get top billing

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most obnoxious camerawork you have ever experienced. This is coming from a guy that love Uturn by Oliver Stone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy filtered.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The kind of filmmaking that holds you at a distance. Makes you painfully aware you are watching a film. It's like Raimi has some anxiety about genuinely attempted to engage the audience. Like he's afraid of looking gay or something.

  24. 2 years ago
    Nobody From Nowhere

    4/10 by today's standards.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the movie with that famous scene where the camera has bullet POV and you see Hackman scream before the bullet hits him?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's the extended cut of (pic related)

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