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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a cute and funny story

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prime age Natalie Portman dicky.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bjork

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a sexy child literally asking to be fricked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      real

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not a bad movie but not a good one either and you can feel its from a fricking french Black person from the scenery and the camera movement alone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but how can it be so easy to tell it's Fre-

      a sexy child literally asking to be fricked

      oh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Leon
      >Not good

      Literally end yourself now. Do it homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mediocre movie that people here love because of their fan fiction ideas about the lead fricking an underage girl.

        Luc Besson sucks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Luc Besson sucks
          All his movies revolve around the same idea - a "sexy" girl that baits the audience of coomers into thinking the movie has substance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Fifth Element is a good movie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Luc Besson sucks

          >Nikita
          >Leon
          >The Fifth Element

          Good lord Anon you are moronic. The level of shame you have brought to your parents must be unreal.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a disgusting pedo fantasy

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Undistilled kino

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being jean reno in this scene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Okay. She obviously wants me to say Madonna, so I think it's a curve ball. Reminder, The Lords Of The New Church would cover that song and take the piss out of Madonna.
        So I think she's Stiv Bators

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They green screened him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i wouldn't hold back

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being Jean in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Natalie Portman, you frickin' childish, not sexy despite your tight body and attractive feminine doll face. I would never have sex with you, neither my character nor the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick that 12 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Jean and not only sit in that chair while Natalie Portman flaunts her lithe body in front of you, the favorable lighting faintly illuminating her calves and virginal skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to withstand her gorgeous fricking countenance but her flirtatious attitude as everyone on set tells her she's TOO YOUNG FOR IT and DAMN, NATALIE PORTMAN ACTS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her girlish fricking angel face dance into types of expressions you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a standard diet of hags and fangirls and later second rate models for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the alleys in Morocco. You've never even seen anything this fricking erotic before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "nymphet (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Jean. You're not going to lose your future acting career over this. Just bear it. Control your face and bear it.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come Besson wasn't able to make something as good as this ever again?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Check out the original script for this movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      =)

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    an erection

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is wrong with France?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    head pat for nat nat

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's too bad the CERTAIN aspects of the film are so prominant because as an action movie this film kicks all kinds of ass without it. Still an amazing film but i just cant tell anyone it's my favorite unless theyre very good freinds.

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