What am I in for?

What am I in for?

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Total shit from start to finish

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Seasons 1-4 are at worst close to kino.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I thought so too until I rewatched. Complete trash.

        Also I didn’t realize this when I was a kid, but only the pilot was shot in Miami. The rest of the show was shot in Long Beach and it’s very obvious if you’ve ever spent any time in SoCal. They don’t even do a good job of hiding it.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >>Also I didn’t realize this when I was a kid, but only the pilot was shot in Miami. The rest of the show was shot in Long Beach
          what

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Here’s your uhhh South Florida beach bro

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              looks like Florida to me anon

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >A hill (Florida is one of the flattest places on earth)
                >Wrong kind of palm trees
                >Mediterranean vegetation instead of lush tropical vegetation
                >Architecture is all wrong
                Granted a lot of the establishing shots were taken in Miami but when they have actual scenes that take place outdoors you can tell

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >when they have actual scenes that take place outdoors you can tell
                benefit of never being in south USA I guess
                though as I grow older and watch more kino I definitely become more familiar with US cities and can usually guess

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >>A hill (Florida is one of the flattest places on earth)
                Like the mountains of Kansas. 😀

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. IIRC there are a few driving scenes where you can see mountains in the distance but I can’t find any screngrabs right now

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Total kino from start to finish

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage from episode 1 00:02 untill 8th season finale

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    the audiovisual equivalent of someone shitting right in to your ears and eyes for 8 seasons

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Tonight's the night

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It has to be.

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    top kino
    then slogging
    then kino again
    then season 5

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    a game of thrones experience

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    corny kino that morphs into cringe. just keep watching until you can't bare it any longer. if you don't like the first episode then i don't think you'd like the series.

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he killing himself, is he stupid.

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    its parroted a hundred times here, but yes season 1 and season 2 are the best, 4 is well recieved too but I think only for john litgows pefromence but kind of a okay season overall. season 5 is where shit gets really bad but for some reason I like season 6, they try to add relgion in the mix and its so bad its good tier, avoid 7 and 8 theyre dog shit. also the new show that came out a couple years ago was okay, started off strong but ended so bad

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >he hasn’t taken the Miguel pill

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        it was an okay plot arc but it's hard to believe Dexter would go anywhere near this guy
        kinda sullies his ruthless badass look, getting involved with such a fool

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          he was actually pretty shrewd and his foolishness was a mix of latino temper + obfuscating his actual competence
          it's extremely clear he knew dexter was a serial killer by their second meeting, but he plays dumb to coax info out of him because he wants to use him to kill criminals and political enemies
          he plays dexter so easily that he becomes complacent, allowing him to lose
          i think a lot of people don't realize this on their first viewing and simply think miguel is just a moron

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Jimmy really was kino. It took a rewatch for me to appreciate season 3. Season 4 is overrated because of the ending and shit like
        >Stupid fucking cunt
        Lithgow was really good, but people were in some kind of trance. I can still remember how hyped the Thanksgiving episode made everyone, including myself, but it's really not that good. Season 4 was good, don't get me wrong, but it's just not even close to season 1.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >avoid 7
      AVOID ISAAC!?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >kind of a okay season overall
      Cunt.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >what if happy white Christian family is actually… LE BAD
        Feeling daring today, are we?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Christian

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          If I was Dexter I totally would have fucked the daughter.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I would have fucked the babysitter

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              2023
              Manifest
              There is still time
              I WILL fuck a latina
              I WILL have passionate sex with a latina
              I WILL have my sexual world rocked by a Hispanicy caramel beauty

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              i think its hilarious how many times Dexter has a serial killing emergency and has to ask her to suddenly babysit

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    god damn it the new last season of dexter started out so fucking good and then it went full retard for the ending AGAIN

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    One good season and then a rapid drift into the abyss

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dont watch past the john lithgow season. Trust me.

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    tap out on season 2

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Two shitty endings

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >s1
    Kino
    >s2
    Okay
    >s3
    Shit
    >s4
    Good
    >s5
    Shit
    >s6
    Shit
    >s7
    Surprisingly kinda good
    >s8
    irredeemable shit

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    garbage, corny as fuck. the stories, the acting, trash. couldn't finish even the first season.

    that episode where Dexter is messing with evidence, I think a hand, on his desk, in the middle of a big open room with other people there as well at their desks. shit like that too.

    the episodes involving his shoehorned in love interest. the episode with him following that killer who is leaving clues everywhere. corny as fuck, clueless when it came to details of police procedures. just a dumb show

    a guy who I used to be friends with is a total degenerate fuck up, lives at his parents still at 37, two kids, one with a girl who is now a complete schizo hooker. it's his favorite show ever, even read the book, which he even stated was either the first or second book he ever read. he has always liked really stupid shit ever since knowing him in high school, so that's who the show is made for.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently the books are completely schizo and the show had to cut a ton of stuff out to be appealing

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL6hk7TEzWI

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Drop it after S4. It's a cliffhanger, but what comes after is complete garbage.
    If you still want to plow through, go ahead, but do not watch New Blood.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Season 5 isn't actually as bad as people make it out to be. Jordan Chase is a really good villain, it's a shame Miller just wasn't in the season that much.

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dexter was only ever accidentally good which is why the quality varies so much. It was probably a highly drugged-out production team because some of the shit they were doing was fucking bizarre.

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Should have fucked his sister

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *