What am I in for?

What am I in for?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you won't like it because you can't think for yourself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      An anthology of creative stop-motion puppets connected with a loose story. You also might turn into a pretentious fart-huffier like

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how is that pretentious? i never said anything about the movie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You said OP might not like because he can't think for himself, implying Mad God is 2deep4u. That's a pretty decent red flag for you being pretentious. Unless you meant something else. If so, I apologize.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no i said it because he's pretty much asking to be told what to think instead of just watching it. i won't apologize

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, my mistake.

              >i won't apologize
              I wasn't asking for your apology. I said that I, MYSELF, would apologize for misunderstanding. Forgive? :'(

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                just shut up and kiss me homosexual

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I have 20 grit belt sanders for lips and a rusty barb-wire tongue. It just would work for the two of use. Also, are we just not allowed to ask other people about something before blindly diving into something? Especially when information on that that thing is sparse.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It just would work
                *wouldn't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        schizo kino, makes no sense looks cool, but like this anon said

        it makes fart sniffers think they are smart for thinking the movie has a story when it doesn't,s o they'll make sure to tell you how deep the story is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't it about it about bible something

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This post made me decide to watch it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >makes no sense looks cool
          I'm only halfway through but from what I understand so far
          >in this universe, instead of scattering humans when they built Babel, God sends them straight to Hell
          >multiple layers à la Dante
          >top one is new Earth
          >perpetual state of war and madness
          >this universe's Earth is physically on top of Hell
          >dude sends troopers because ?
          Yes I post on Cinemaphile while watching a movie.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm thinking the crying baby worm thing was the first "assassin"'s soul
            The insane lad on top sends his men on suicide missions, plague priest guy at the bottom was probably Death/head honcho of Hell/their target
            Soul worm was used to create another Hell (there probably is an lot of them) in a mockery of God's power
            Black slabs are the seeds

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              +time is broken and shown rewinding because Hell just sucks like that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I reckon analyzing it like that is a waste of time, I think what it's supposed to do is look cool and the "Mad God" is actually Phil the creator fricking with his toys.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Perhaps the Mad God were the friends we made along the way.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I reckon analyzing it like that is a waste of time, I think what it's supposed to do is look cool and the "Mad God" is actually Phil the creator fricking with his toys.

                Mad God is the Leviticus God that sent everyone to Hell for the tower of Babel.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          An anthology of creative stop-motion puppets connected with a loose story. You also might turn into a pretentious fart-huffier like

          Are you guys unironically salty that you didn't recognize the basic bible imagery?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            themes aren't a story

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >DUDE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMES
              >BIBLE IMAGERY
              >SO DEEP
              >DEEPER THAN THE DEPTHIESTNESS OF DEEPINESS-NESS-NESS-NESS-NESS-NESS-NESS-NESS

              Everything we see in here are damned souls and demons, that's all there is to it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >DUDE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMES
            >BIBLE IMAGERY
            >SO DEEP
            >DEEPER THAN THE DEPTHIESTNESS OF DEEPINESS-NESS-NESS-NESS-NESS-NESS-NESS-NESS

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watch Offseason instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      watch L'Ange 1982 instead.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A visually-interesting masturbatory effort of nothingness that gets worse and worse the longer it goes on for. Should've been a short film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is that it was originally various little short films disguised as "proofs of concept", and it really shows

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The new standard for depiction of Hell,
    No-one can out-grime this movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. One of the most disturbing films I’ve ever seen, even more impressive due to being stop motion. A true “horror” film, more horrific than 90% of garbage out there claiming to be in the genre. I’ll most likely never watch it again, but I’ll never forget it.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So just some vignettes from Hell I guess.
    Slice of life but dead.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT TOOK 30 YEARS TO MAKE

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    0:43:56 I gotta say it's freaking me out. If nothing else it's pretty good gore.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A brilliant first half exploring the most imaginative stop-motion nightmare atmosphere ever conceived. The second half was mostly made several years later and has embarrassing green screen footage with live-action “actors” flailing around. 90% of the trailer footage is from the first half.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finished. Very creative, not worth the effort. Grab a slightly chubby girl and watch it with her to make her squeeze into you or use it as the third movie on an LSD trip.

    The last 20 minutes let it down, reminds me of Lord of the Rings where it just keeps ending but never actually ends. I liked the tank battle though.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did I find a 2021 torrent of the same movie?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    great first 20 minutes, really bad live action bits and boring visuals afterward.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When is Blu-Ray coming out?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolut kino
    Probably the best of the decade

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