What am I in for? Is it kino or is it just a pretentious shit to mimic the first one?

What am I in for? Is it kino or is it just a pretentious shit to mimic the first one?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It definitely lacks what Kubrick gave it to make it special. It's more like the other Stephen King adaptations like the 80's Pet Semetary movie.
    Not bad, but not too great either.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >fpwp
      you are such a middle of the road midwit homosexual, all anons like you ever say is "not bad not great either", don't give your opinion unless you have something real to say

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I did not feel it on my first watch, meh average.
    But it is a kino on the second watch as you no doubt know OP

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It’s sloppy

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it. It's not great, but it's a neat dark fantasy movie. Probably one of the more faithful King "supernatural" adaptations at least in the kind of weird tone he usually does.

    Reminded me a bit of watching Curse of the Black Pearl as a kid.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's honestly not terrible but it suffers in comparison to the shining, especially in the third act
    it's kinda moody and low key and has a nice atmosphere and rebecca ferguson is a cute

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i hated that stupid fricking hat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      t.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it kino or is it just a pretentious shit to mimic the first one
    both. when it sticks to the book it's kino, when it goes out of its way to be like "REMEMBER KUBRICK'S MOVIE???" it sucks

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why dose King go out of his way to Humanize his villeins while making the the vilest things he can think of?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should stick to watching wrestling.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm saying he fails at humanizing the villains, i'm supposed to feel sorry child murdering vampires when one of their child murder friends dies, i'm to feel sorry for the devil when his pregnent wife suicides, i'm supposed to feel sorry for an evil spider clown that eats children is just protecting its eggs.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You're not supposed to feel anything specific. Your interpretation and feeling about what transpired are your own.i

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            metaphor is interoperable, if you make a scene thats sad, you can't interpret the scene as being happy. when sad music starts to play and they give a close up worried look on the villains face, you are telling the audience what emotion you should feel.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Movies are different to books in that respect. That doesn't mean you can't feel bad when the humans get btfo at the end of avatar

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    thinly veiled pedo movie

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Black girl power

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She is cute. And the serene van/rv life is juxtaposed with their sadistic life draining sacrifices.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It laid the premise for the reign wing conspiracy "adreamofchrome" and its quite hilarious how many qtards fell for it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that would be Monsters Inc or better yet Pinocchio you brainless twat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that would be Monsters Inc or better yet Pinocchio you brainless twat

      that scene with the baseball kid was p brutal

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Speak like a real person.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson. Thompson made up the whole ‘the adrenal gland has to be ripped out of a living person’ nonsense. They’ve been able to chemically synthesize adrenochrome for decades.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It’s worth it just for the hat lady.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Better than Shining, which was more like the Boring.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's more interesting if you've read the shitty book, because you can see how Flanagan ALMOST saves it but then fricks it all up with Kubrick worship and his own personal homosexualry.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ew. N alert

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i liked it when the hat lady got shat on by the little nig but other than that it's eh if you are into little boys getting torture it is for you

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I seem to be the only person I know that hated this movie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed the book and The Shining is my favorite movie. Never watching it.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    was worth a watch
    not going to stand up to time like kubrick's but not bad either
    7/10

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    would've been great if it wasn't for the mary sue niglet

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's kino. Not as kino as the Shining but it's still a really good sequel to a 40 year old movie.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's decent. Probably the best scenes involve Danny battling his alcoholism and the issues relating to his childhood. That aspect is a great continuation of The Shining. But the supernatural stuff in the film lacks a lot of the vagueness that the Kubrick movie has.
    Everything else is just okay to mediocre, Rebecca is an okay villain and the black kid they introduce is just forgettable.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty good, but it's not The Shining. Give it a shot.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's surprisingly good until the final act where it goes full memberberries recreating EVERY SINGLE iconic scene of the original and completely falls apart.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it a lot more than I was expecting to. I only watched it a couple of weeks ago.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Weirdly forgettable, but definitely kino.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Decent movie. Shame about having the WFBM shit but that's just been a requirement for American movies for a while now.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's good. Watch the directors cut.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was really shit unfortunately. Don't expect anything like The Shining

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