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>**cenobyte-made..
She died this year. F in chat
backstory?
Why they made the cgi so awful? Why not make up?
This. It already looks like more CGI-infested crap. This would have been a great film to dip back into practical effects for.
>practical effects
can't because practical effects houses are unionized, cgi studios get fricked up the ass with their contracting work
>"homosexual lord child rapist god disney, we completed the shot list for you and it took 13 weeks"
>"lol, well we re-edited the film based on our trans-children sex slaves being forced to watch it, you better re do all your work in 2 months or else you owe us money"
as much as I think union work is gay, there should be some oversight into what studios enforce on cgi studios
Considering that women tend to be more vindictive than a man (emotionally and mentally), I'd say this version would version doing some horrifying torment and also would get you to pay for it and never get any of the money you spent on her or her bullshit back
And then she'll act like she did you a favor
Baced
Who's gonna tell him
I just wont watch it.
Not because of the trannoid, honestly, but rather because reboots and remakes are absolute derivative garbage and giving them anything is basically giving the industry free reign to avoid doing anything that might even be marginally decent
Generally agree, Hollywood is just returning to a profitable well. All these streaming networks, and not one willing to adapt Weaveworld or an anthology series based off of The Books of Blood for their network? Adapt other Clive Barker stories you fricks! I would love to see a proper adaptation of Weaveworld with a budget and rating to allow for the demented shit in it.
If you've watched the later movies in the series, you should be expecting complete garbage because they've already been terrible for decades.
if she is a female villain she will be redeemed and not a real creepy ruthless villain.
she will die defeating a bigger thread who happens to be a white male.
a light hearted romp
I like that there was a black cinobite in the trailer, we are finally getting representation in these movies.
she's hot brah
It will be better than the last 5 ones.
Might still be garbage.
He needs some chapstick.
He enjoys the chapping.
that sweet suffering......
the new pinhead 'female' is actually a transexual.
the more you know
The actor is transgender. Many who know this fact will skip it.
The fans, on the other hand, know that there hasnt been a good sequel since Hellraiser 3
>t. doesn't even know what Hellraiser is about
>Durrrr what its about is everything to do with how well its made! You just don't understaaaand!
I really like the first 2 but haven't watched any more because people say they're shit. I'll wait on the reviews. troony cenobite totally works though. I wonder if they'll lean into that. Like give him boobs and a bulge.
Lesbianism and some anti-Trump statement
>sadomasochistic demon known for self mutilation
>cast a troony
Funniest shit.
PS2 egghead
This is one of those instances where I dont mind a troony playing exactly what they are. An evil demonic degenerate sexual deviant whos soul existence is to cause pain and distress.
This is legit the most appropriate casting I've ever seen for troons.
I'm hoping for a kino-byte and hell raising good time
I was muted for complimenting his hairline. What the frick
Hahaha you got muted by a 44yo troony
the new design looks great tbh.i'm pretty optimistic this will be good
I've seen The Ritual and The Night House, while they had some interesting designs they both had rather glib "Horror as self actualization" endings.
Hellraiser will never be good again.
THE HORMONES.
YOU TOOK THEM.
WE CAME.
>we came
Yeah but the trannies can't after their surgeries.
"The KFC bucket, you opened it, now we be bussin homie!!!"!!!FACT!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyInulXrh1Q
One female rapper is already too much. You definitely don't need that many ever.
does she still have her junk?
yes
NOW I'm interested
>Hellraiser
>except le woman!
Lame as frick. Never watching, dead on arrival.
Read the original book chud!
In the book, you can't tell what gender any of them are. The one with pins in its head isn't even the leader
>OMG READ THE BOOK THAT MEANS THE MOOBIE WILL BE GUD!
>ALSO:
MOMMY MOMMY I typed out chud again
If the cast is woke the movie is a joke.
idk why you anons are mad. a troony is the perfect actor for a hypersexual perverted demon.
as for my expectations, it'll probably be shit due to them not following the story properly or something and using it as a political soapbox. but if clive barker has full control and keeps it to the original story, then it would be good. but i doubt that will be the case.
>idk why you anons are mad
False narrative. People aren't mad, they aren't angry, they aren't seething. They are disappointed and disinterested.
well, Doug Bradly should have just got a set of big fake breasts.
if Pinbreasts has any emotion beyond indignation, that ain't hellraiser.
Are there Black folk in it?
is hellraiser 3 any good? i was told to skip it and was very confused when watching hr4
It is a drop in quality. Only Pinhead returns and he makes a few junkyard Centobites on Earth and it gets gay. Biggest budget of all of em I believe and it has some good bits.
>NOOOOO hell raiser, don't make me kiss your tummy AAAAAEEEIIII
how horrible haha
But do you remember THIS?
>before there was man or any life
>hell filled with humans
don't make sense.
sounds like something someone in HELL would say.
could have been remotely interesting for once
Pinboobs
Oh it's going to suck. I'm still going to watch it because I've seen every Hellraiser movie so I'm used to it. Also, Check 'em.
>And then halfway through the movie, Hunter shows up....
As a disgusting abomination from hell? Yea sure.
If their entire marketing stratagy revolves around them casting a troony this will be trash. It doesn't help that the trailer looks like generic shit with a bunch of zoomer millennial mutts as the cast!!!FACT!!!
Holy shit...haha nice armpit stubble, dude. You Adam Scott looking motherfricker.
>I'm an angel now
Man, politics really rotted this fricking board for real.
>hurr durr woke troony israelites hurrrr
I doubt even quarter of you watched the trailer. It actually looks pretty decent, plus Barker himself is producing it. 95% or reboots admittedly are utter degenerate shit, but I'm hopeful for this one.
>It actually looks pretty decent, plus Barker himself is producing it.
Given Clive's attitude toward the Hellraiser "franchise", The Scarlet Gospel, and what we've witnessed with say - James Cameron giving mediocre to atrocious Terminator sequels his blessing... I'm skeptical. Maybe Hulu can find a lane of reviving run down franchises with modest productions and decent stories? See also, Prey.