What are some essential mads kino?

What are some essential mads kino?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Druk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do non scandinavians watch druk dubbed or subbed?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's subtitles but it would be kind of neat to watch an English dub if Mads did his own voice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Subbed, no matter what. Subbed preserves the kino and enables me to experience it like it was meant to.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          absolutely this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Subbed. Why would I ever watch any foreign film dubbed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This and Jagten are the best ones

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        came here to post exactly this.
        not because theyre widely discussed on here but he actually shines in Vinterberg's work.
        Jagten/The Hunt has to be his GOAT role for me

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Valhalla Rising

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this movie fricking blows, stop recommending it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fricking pleb.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this movie fricking blows
        just like YOUR MOM ZING

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          GOT EEEEEM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a strange fricking film. I didn't love or hate it but the ending made me feel sick and hollow. Don't think I'll ever rewatch. Only film I've had a similar experience with was Under the Skin. Far better than Valhalla Rising imo but I don't ever want to rewatch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's what Refn was going for. Too old to die young is kino and very similar in that regard (the unease lingering feeling).
        I suspect Refn is secretly a fascist and his whole schtick is about how we're in Kali Yuga and the world is at an end of a cycle. Would also explain his obsession with the US in his movies despite him absolutely hating the US as a country to live in or even visit (he lives in a nice neighborhood of Paris).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I suspect Refn is secretly a fascist
          I don't get that feeling. I think Only God Forgives is his "pinnacle" of everything he ever wanted to do in his films. And based on that, I think it's easy to think he longs for an omnipotent being/competent government to lead the people and sort shit out regardless of individual frustrations. But really I think his films are simpler than that. He straight up fantasizes about power and fixing all the wrongs through violence, but recognises his own impotence and his satisfaction with just doing what he can for those he cares about.

          I don't know. A lot of his films have themes of family (or adopted family) and the lengths people go to protect theirs even if it's not a good idea.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not a bad analysis.
            Although what you say and longing for the end of the cycle is not necessarily dissimilar.
            At least we can agree that contrary to what is spewed here all the time, his movies, much like the ones from Lars von Trier, are not promoting degeneracy or libertine behaviors, on the contrary, they are very moralising.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >At least we can agree that contrary to what is spewed here all the time, his movies, much like the ones from Lars von Trier, are not promoting degeneracy or libertine behaviors, on the contrary, they are very moralising.

              Not the anon you replied to but just want to tell you you're based. I've watched a ton of Lars Von Trier films recently and absolutely love his work

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ain’t no nice neighborhoods in Paris

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Are you daft? Paris is one of the few globohomosexual metropolis that actually has nice places. Maybe Moscow, Rome and Tokyo too, but that's it.
            The 16th or 15th arrondissement are absolutely great.
            That Paris isn't what it should be doesn't mean it's Detroit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Film would've been several times better if that boat sequence wasn't so fricking long.
      Still, better than the norfman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it better? I haven’t watched either, yet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Norfman unironically has nothing about it that's good. The best you can say is that parts of it aren't bad.
          The story is incredibly derivative (and stupid). The fight scenes, arguably the most important part of the film since it's an action epic, are really terrible. They're all obviously choreographed and rehearsed with people just waiting around to pretend to get hit.
          Valhalla Rising feels like a film that's actually saying something. It has a point and is unique in achieving that. It's creepy and unsettling. It challenges the audience. It keeps you on your toes. Like I said, the middle on the boat is really drawn out and that ruins the film for a lot of people. But outside of that, the other 5 minutes are arguably a masterpiece.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ide argue the boat scene being that drawn out helps the audience to place themselves in the same mindset of the sailors
            they were agonizing at being adrift and going insane

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best filter movie I know. Such a great ride.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Death Stranding

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be 18 to post on Cinemaphile, movies, not video games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Disgusting amounts of kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        think Kojima has a nude 3D scan of him?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          shh

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He needs to be in a movie with clear full frontal. The Black Kaiser please deliver, I was so annoyed watching Polar not just because the movie was ass but because it was lit so low that I couldn't see his dick.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              who u tellin, anon. i was SO sure. but no.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                more no

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                more no

                Absolute travesty. I need to see that uncut BDC.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i thought i had that gif where he's jerking off, sprinkling coke on his dick and trying to get it up in pusher2. shit. anyone?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And you need it for 'research purposes', am I right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no. i just want it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can't help you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                okay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His body is so comfy. Perfect fat distribution, his soft little love handles and the chest hair, hnngh.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                mmm yes. feels weird watching him like he's a porno, but ah well. he's very watchable. and he knows it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't, but I do have this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is he catching fleas down there?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                haaaa. i forgot about that one, ty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is he really Danish? Why don't he have red hair and red cheeks?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finished this game about two weeks before I became a father. The kino was a transcendental experience.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nice you chose a good time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I cried at the bit when BB is taken out of the capsule.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Torremolinos 73

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pusher Trilogy

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pusher 1&2, 2 specifically for Mads
    Druk
    The Hunt
    Casino Royale
    Hannibal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Hunt
      This movie was my introduction to Mads, and damn if it didn't frick me up. Fantastic movie though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Hunt
      This movie was damn good but I would never recommend anyone actually watch it because it will just fill you with rage.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Polar is Madskino

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all of his Danish films

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. They're all good. I enjoyed that assassination movie he was in

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It sadly was nowhere near as good as the novella.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Death stranding

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Adam's apples

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jagten

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Green Butchers
    Men & Chicken
    Flickering Lights
    Adam's Apples
    Pusher
    Druk
    Jagten

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Men & Chicken
      Pure, unmitigated kino. Never understood why this film isn't beloved on this board. It feels tailor-made for it. Maybe it hits too close to home.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watch some movie about him opening up a restaurant in the middle of nowhere
    >there's a scene about a kid committing suicide that's supposed to be comedic
    Danes are weird

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hit too close to home fat suicidal amerimutt? Hahaha. Jk.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Artic

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally all of them except harry potter and the mcu
    (yes even rogue one)

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Adams Æbler

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jagten/The Hunt is fantastic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always feel a hint of restraint when recommending this film since it's undeniably kino but frick is it frustrating to watch his character suffer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh it's definitely not a movie to watch if you want to be in a good mood after it's over. but it's so well-made it's one of those that's worth suffering through, imo. really makes you feel for his character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this movie singlehandedly made millions of men decide to never work with children, myself included

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how did he get away with it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he didn't...

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huge Mads fan. Haven't seen everything he's been in but of those I have I'd 100% recommend

    Pusher
    The Door
    Casino Royale
    The Hunt
    The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman
    Another Round
    Death Stranding (if you like vidya)

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the fake interview with him where he acts like a slob and gets drunk that I can't find anywhere

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Mads look like Elliot Rodger as a kid?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he grew out of this phase and became the überman, think twice before you plan a shootout

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How can one man be so Based?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I love smoking darts bros. 3 hours til my favorite Cafe opens and I can get a cappuccino and smoke a dart out the front. There's a tidy 18 year old who works there and she gives me the horn bad. Any Mads bros ktf?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pusher II
    Casino Royale
    Jagten
    everything else is whatever

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are people aware he has rather limited use?
    Quite honest I would even say he sucks as an actor but makes his way as finding roles where his looks and non need for acting will let him be successful.

    Any scenes come to mind where he is enraged and you feel it? Or elated bursting with happiness and you really can feel it through screen? How about just getting out the simple emotion of being confused? Or fear something? Like you can pick anything other than mastery of being stoick...

    Next thing is the voice. When people can do with voice stuff it elevates the character. Watch for example dr strange1 and how mordo talks in emotional scenes when he was betrayed. That is fricking another level. Or take blood tomahawk and Chicory, how masterfully acted he is with voice and emotions.

    Mads is handsome and great fit for hannibal lecter, but nothing special, needing recurring posts here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meds. pronto.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Any scenes come to mind where he is enraged and you feel it? Or elated bursting with happiness and you really can feel it through screen? How about just getting out the simple emotion of being confused? Or fear something?
      Only with two movies, Druk and Jagten, he masterfully expresses each emotion you mention. While I agree with you in that he's slightly typecast in Hollywood, he has a lot of range.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Any scenes come to mind where he is enraged and you feel it?
        that scene in I am Dina.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Any scenes come to mind where he is enraged and you feel it?
      Yes.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Adams apples
    Flame and citron

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His interview with Kenned
    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x325a26

    >"Do you smoke a lot of cigarettes?"
    > "As many as I can manage."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      great part where the interviewer is talking with a girl on the phone and Mads hijacks the phone and coughs into it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>"Do you smoke a lot of cigarettes?"
      >> "As many as I can manage."
      i always remember that. based and kek.

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]

      >your welcome

      danke, anon. any luck with the troll interview? pretty sure the interviewer does shit like blame Mads for the director (of Vildspor, i believe) committing suicide.

      Rejseholdet aka Unit One is great, features Mads as a greasy detective

      >that episode where he gets his ass handed to him
      oof

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rejseholdet aka Unit One is great, features Mads as a greasy detective

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that one movie where he pretends to be german

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the door?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    also my favorite film of all time.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hannibal is a must-watch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I still wonder whether the fish was people or not.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol the fish was fish. however, who knows what all it'd been marinated in.. or sauced with

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >lol the fish was fish
            Was it really?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the cooking and dining scenes
      fan service done correctly and possibly the best example of it
      he also did his own cooking stunts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pic
        I was expecting to get at least a gif.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That looks like gabagool

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          don't even care if this is people

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >lol the fish was fish
            Was it really?

            i suspect it was. i'd eat it either way. best show to eat to.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                Would you eat human meat if it was Mads serving you?

                yes. i eat meat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have the one in which they eat Randall Tier?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i have so many of these i just...don't know the answer to that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hannibal for breakfast. What a way to start the day.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              not sure how irl Mads compares to Hannibal in a kitchen but I'd at least watch him make it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't understand the appeal of earing regular old humans full of microplastics. Now if you had a farm where the long pig was forced to eat only the best livestock feed and hormones I could be convinced.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't thinking of microplastics at the time but it did seem weird to me that some perfectionist like Hannibal would eat people that had poor diets or took prescription medications. I know the whole "it's not cannibalism if they're not your equal" line on the show but it seems like eating some of the people he did was beneath him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't get it. He 'elevated' them by eating their flesh. It was an act of benevolence on his part.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw turning into Hannibal's shit would be an improvement

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >honoring them until the last flush

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, at least some of anon would turn into fatty tissue and muscle mass.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it has to be The Great Wall

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idk I've maybe seen just 1 of his movies

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anything by Refn with him in it
    peak serbkino

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd party with him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      with him and sitglitz, tbh

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >been watching kinos all day and didn't check Cinemaphile until now
    >late to the Mads thread
    Forgive me for this terrible injustice, king.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all of them

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based Pusher bros, such a great set of movies. Refn is a frickin dweeb and these movies are his best

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any Danish anons in here? how does his brother compare?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't. he isn't awful, but once you've seen him in anything, you'll see it too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn not even at a discount-Mads level? I was hoping to acquire additional kino that at least had a fake Mads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has a dry kind of acting, always plays the same kind of character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i hear that, but he's different in the witcher. best i've seen from him anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's fine in sherlock and good as Thrawn in Star wars Rebels he better be playing him in the ahsoka live action series.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We honour animals by eating them 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you don't pray before each meal either.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't. My IQ is higher than 120. I actually have huge respect for animal kingdom and thank them for providing meat for me to enjoy. They live on with me, every day.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          based.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    De grønne slagtere.
    Peak Mads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peak Danish. I remember him saying that he wanted the characters hair to be annoying so opted for the super high, weird gross hairline.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is where Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile meets. The most kino threads.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do people worship this guy and his shitty accent?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >his shitty accent
      You need to try harder.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That meme would work better if Josukefish was Bucciaratifish since the latter actually fights a fishing rod Stand in Part 5 (Pesci's Beach Boy).

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually wonder if it's possible to eat so much human meat in the long run. Aren't some parts of human toxic to other humans?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >In 2003, a publication in Science received a large amount of press attention when it suggested that early humans may have practiced extensive cannibalism.[26][27] According to this research, genetic markers commonly found in modern humans worldwide suggest that today many people carry a gene that evolved as protection against the brain diseases that can be spread by consuming human brain tissue.[28] A 2006 reanalysis of the data questioned this hypothesis,[29] because it claimed to have found a data collection bias, which led to an erroneous conclusion.[30] This claimed bias came from incidents of cannibalism used in the analysis not being due to local cultures, but having been carried out by explorers, stranded seafarers or escaped convicts.[31] The original authors published a subsequent paper in 2008 defending their conclusions.[32]
      >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_cannibalism

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Hunt.
    Makes you very fricking angry though because it happens all the time.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Riders of Justice

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hope he makes more Vinterberg and Refn kino in the future

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bamp

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the pumpkins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God I miss our homolust threads.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw didn't watch it when it aired and missed everything
        Regret. ;_:

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and those korean trailers that threw fuel on the fire. oh, honeyball.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pusher
    Druk
    Adam's Apples
    Valhalla Rising
    The Hunt

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was excellent in Open Hearts.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tied up in Hannibal
      >tied up in Valhalla Rising
      >tied up in Polar
      >tied up in Exit
      >tied up in The Salvation
      >tied up in Doctor Strange
      >tied up in that one Rihanna music video
      Blessed. He really does look great in bondage tbh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        😉

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing him that helpless shouldn't make me horny but here we are.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be a smaller list to ask what isn't kino

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Casino Royale and Hannibal season 1 and 2 are some max mads kino. Season 3 is a dumpster fire entirely but he still has a few decent scenes.

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