What are some good biblical kinos?

What are some good biblical kinos?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Last Temptation of Christ

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Constantine.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The bible
    Jesus el nino dios

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This doesn't make sense. Literally christcucks trying to justify their retardedness

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drink camel piss, mudslime.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not very Christlike of you anon...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        muslims live rent free in your empty head

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I ponder them daily and they never fail to make me laugh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not very Christlike of you anon...

        muslims live rent free in your empty head

        Please... Christians and Muslims have a perfectly fine relationship.
        We ALL know who hates both these groups and would make comments like this to spread dissent.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm going insane, is that the happy merchant silhouette?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It looks like an Ai generated version yeah

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          these are amazing even if they are completely unacceptable because antisemitic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >antisemitic
            This word existing is prejudice by garden gnomes against others. Why should they get their own special word that is above all else unacceptable in society?
            I reject the Talmud.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based

        [...]
        [...]
        Please... Christians and Muslims have a perfectly fine relationship.
        We ALL know who hates both these groups and would make comments like this to spread dissent.

        muzzies are their attack dogs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muzzies are their attack dogs
          ...you mean blacks?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            them too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just not a transitive equality relation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once you get it it literally makes more sense than the garden gnome/Muslim version God. If it has to be spelled out to you you aren't ready for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried not being a garden gnome? Also The Prophecy starring Christopher Walken and Viggo Mortensen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Have you tried not being a garden gnome?
        Christ was a garden gnome you garden gnome loving cuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The sun's heat is not the sun nor is the sun's light the sun but they are all components of the same entity. Increase your IQ before coming back here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The persons as components of God is the heresy of partialism.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          related is the patripassian/modalist heresy of Christ's eternal suffering as separate from/concurrent with the father's impassibility. so many heresies so little time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Technically the sun's light and heat are the sun

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          meds

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My "being correct" meds?
            Already took em

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well if OP's pic had said "is a component of" then you would be onto something, but it doesn't.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lutheran channel
          >is a better catholic channel then most catholic channels
          really activates the almonds

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lutherans are basically catholics. I don't respect anyone unless they are at least 7th day adventists.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >7th day adventists.
              The group that kept making dates for failed doomsday predictions?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        every mentally ill person wants to be a therapist lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Your dog will love me....
        why are canadians like this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you better be using a proxy, slurring dog fuckers is a hate crime here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting filtered by Christianity of all things.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty simple my dude. You know when you're dreaming? Basically you control every being in your dreams. But it's still you controling them. You and them are the same. Same shit here in this "esoteric" trinity concept. Except you're god as well. Same as me. We're both god. We're stuck in this "dream" and I wouldn't have it any other way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't Christians just say god exists outside our universe and the logical properties of the divine aren't the same as our material logic but can be inferred from the Bible?

      This is the best argument in my opinion, because even cosmologists can't confirm that the laws of physics are the same outside our universe or even outside or present epoch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >caring about epicly owning cosmologists
        You'll understand one day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because Thomas Aquinas decided that Roman Catholicism could be proven from observation of nature and Aristotelian philosophy to stump Muslims.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure it's just how the Catholic church tried to differentiate itself from pagan heathen polytheism. They realized their own religion is polytheistic so they came up with the Trinity workaround to force it back into monotheism so they could tell pagans to shove their pantheons up their asses or whatever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The different persons of the Trinity are literally named at the ending of the Gospel of Mark and the Holy Spirit and Messiah are alluded to several times throughout the Old Testament.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gospel of Mark
          It was Matthew, close enough though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But does the Bible itself actually describe the Trinity as it's described by modern Christians?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.biblestudytools.com/topical-verses/bible-verses-about-the-trinity/

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "The Trinity" as a term isn't used but Jesus talks about the relationship between himself, Yahweh and the Holy Spirit in a way where the Trinity is the logical conclusion of it.

            You need to actually read the Bible. Just reading religion shitposts online does not convey how complex and strange a work it is.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Trinitarians literally had to invent shit up and put it into the text to justify their position (like the Johanine comma). Arianism has far more scriptural basis:

              Numbers 23:19"God is not a man, that He should lie, Nor a son of man, that He should repent; Has He said, and will He not do it? Or has He spoken, and will He not make it good?"

              Hosea 11:9 "I will not carry out my fierce anger, nor will I devastate Ephraim again. For I am God, and not a man -- the Holy One among you. I will not come against their cities."

              1 Samuel 15:29 "He who is the Glory of Israel does not lie or change his mind; for he is not a human being, that he should change his mind."

              John 17:3 "Now this is eternal life: that they know you, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom you have sent.

              John 20:17 "Jesus saith unto her, Touch me not; for I am not yet ascended to my Father: but go to my brethren, and say unto them, I ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and to my God, and your God."

              Matthew 24:36 "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Arianism
                Arianism is founded on Jesus not being God which the Gospel of John contradicts "Before Abraham was, I am."

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"Before Abraham was, I am."
                That just means his message was around before Abraham, ala the true worship of God, not that he's literally older than Abraham and thus God. Trinitarians are such a joke.

                >Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.
                Matthew 24:35

                He's not saying literally Earth and the heavens or space will pass away, he's saying the temple will pass away but his words won't. The temple is where Heaven meets Earth.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If it was "his message" he would just say that, you're ignoring the very elaborate statement on Logos in the beginning of John that ties God to God's message.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If it was "his message" he would just say that,
                He did…

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The doctrine of the trinity is best described as a synthetic doctrine. It causes some confusion to talk about the doctrine as if it is an external concept that is endorsed by the Bible. More accurately, it is a doctrine that is synthesized from the various statements in the Bible about the persons of the Godhead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The trinity is a leftover pagan ideal they merged with Christianity like other Gnostic crap to make it more acceptable to the Romans. There is no trinity, there is only one singular God, and Christ was his son.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What is the Council of Nicea

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your point? The trinity still isn't real no matter how many catholiccucks say so.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's trying to explain in simple terms a being that lives in between spaces and times. An entity that is both the substantive father and icarnate son simultaneously and lives in the maternal ether of essence as the holy ghost.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah bro you just don't get it. Those 3 things are not the same at all, except all 3 are god so they're one and the same.

      Simple.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dont worry bro. Christcucks are retarded. Look at the cope replies

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Passion of the Christ
    The Ten Commandants, (probably, I haven't seen it)

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NGE

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A = C
    >B = C
    >A =/= B

    Christians really?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tom is Italian.
      Jim is Italian.
      Tom is not Jim.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he prays to Italian

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Italian is not a singular entity, retard.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Steam is water
          Ice is water
          Steam is not ice

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Steam is water
            >Ice is water
            No

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Liquid water is still water.
            Solid water is still water.
            Your shitty analogy would require equating "solid" TO "water" if you applied it to OP image.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              God the Son and God the Father are still God in the doctrine of the Trinity though.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do americans really

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A=B
      A=C
      B=/=C
      its not that hard to comprehend anon..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2=2
        2=2
        2=/=2
        its not that hard to comprehend anon..

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Simping for an invisible man in the sky
    You're all so fucking stupid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *tips fedora towards you respectfully*

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if trinity is the truth then why is it convoluted?
    shouldn't the truth be simple even for the retardest of the retards?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally not convoluted unless you are a gay garden gnome or child molesting muslim. Constantine, The Prophecy, and even The Passion are all Biblically related kinos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you believe that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This might be one of the dumbest posts I've ever seen.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like Piccolo and Kami.
    In the old testament God was flawed and evil. Which is why he murdered children with bears.
    In order to achieve perfection God split off all the flawed and evil parts of himself and banished them to the earth. That's what Jesus was.
    That's why Jesus claimed to be God, but didn't have God's full power. And why God stopped being a dick after the new testament.
    When Jesus was killed God started to die because they're linked. In order to save himself he resurrected Jesus and pulled him back into heaven to keep this from happening again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Which is why he murdered children with bears.
      he fucked up a few shitty teens with what may or not have been bears because they were talking madnasty shit about his prophet. god is not mocked. and your reactionary strain of gnosticism is just tired at this point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a christcuck from the past and seeing heretics try to compare their desert survival book to Chinese cartoons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >seeing heretics try to compare their desert survival book to Chinese cartoons
        The old heretics tried to ape Christianity, lost, and then retreated to China and tried to ape Buddhism.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being this butthurt at proto-gnostics just to please daddy yahweh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >proto-gnostics
            They were full-fledged Gnostics at not even in like the first 3 waves of Gnosticism by the time they came about.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paul, Apostle of Christ
    If you’re into tv: The Chosen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      an Acts of the Apostles series would be kino

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In The Beginning: The Bible Stories

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lotr

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's like the MGS Lore
    Solid Snake is a clone of big boss
    Liquid Snake is a clone of big boss
    Ocelot becomes possessed by Liquid Snake's arm after ge gets a transplant
    yet these are different characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ocelot was only pretending to be possessed

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Robe

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's a car.
    the car contains an engine, a windshield, and a seat.
    together these components are 'a car'.
    the engine is not the windshield, the windshield is not the seat, the seat is not the engine.
    it's not hard to grasp the nuance - christians are retarded and they came up with it, so of course it's easy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >an engine is a car
      hurr durr

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is not an accurate analogy. The trinity are not parts of God, they are God.

      Your analogy would imply Jesus is only part of God and not equal to God, which is heresy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >together these components are 'a car'.
      Imagine not even understanding the concept you're trying to explain

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The 6 hour Jesus of Nazareth miniseries

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The father is not the son
    >The father is actually god, which also happens to be the son

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why heretics (protestants) sucks at theology

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sneed's is formerly Chuck's
      >Chuck's is subsequently Sneed's
      >The farmers are not city slickers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      came here for this, now leaving, fuck christcucks and garden gnomes btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is actually a heresy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how so

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love how you can spend your entire life trying to wrap your head around this and feel like you understand it but you'll never truly 100% understand it. i get why religion is so powerful now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i love how you can spend your entire life trying to wrap your head around this and feel like you understand it but you'll never truly 100% understand it.
      Almost as if it's nonsense

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If energy cannot be created, only converted, then what created energy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why, my peenus weanus of course 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Basado

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Science

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I grew up on The Greatest Adventure: Stories From The Bible, a series made by Hanna-Barbera

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    christcuckery is a disease

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least I think Valhalla Rising was some Jesus analogy.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know how someone thinks this makes sense when they see it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty straightforward, I dont believe it but it makes sense. Which part doesnt make sense to you?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the trinity as a midwit filter copypasta

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an atheist and I've never gotten someone so worked up on this site when I was defending the notion of the trinity in my Catholic LARP. This adversary was an apex midwit operating on p a=a, b=b, c=c. The limitation of his logical parameters. So riled up was he that he frenzied and I decimated him with post after post and he kept coming back like a glutton for punishment. If his brain was a CPU it would have been overheating from the process load. It didn't even feel fair yet the amusement I derived was so great especially at not even being a believer in God. It was like arguing with a child about chirality. No matter what, he just didn't get it. I'm convinced the big brains used it as a filter for back in the Arian heresy days to keep out the midwits. The sub 90 IQ masses would listen to them because they don't question and know "dayum, dis bro smart". Meanwhile other 145 IQ geniuses capable of abstract thinking and understanding consubstansiality understood it indeed is possible for three distinct entities to be one yet separate. Bravo big brains, bravo, I deem the trinity as the most successful midwit filter of all time. What a marvel of intellectual engineering! We see pleb filters all the time but those are easy to craft, childsplay. But the midwit filter? Rare. Rare indeed. Hats off to my fellow big brains of the past. I know if they were alive today they would be right here on this site doing exactly what I do.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My cat just attacked the shit out of me for no reason wtf

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Convince me we aren't already in purgatory

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a pretty cringe image tbh,
    It's like the equivalent of some MCU fanboy meme on Instagram

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Christians desperately insisting something that obviously doesn't make sense makes sense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ironic that emperor Justinian made worship of the trinity the law, which gave muslims and garden gnomes an excuse to kill chrisitians, because they claimed they'd become polytheists who worship multiple "Gods".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not supposed to make sense. did you expect to wrestle god with wordly facts and logic?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And this is why Islam is a fundamentally superior religion. Its conception of the universe and of one, indivisible God is logical and straightforward. Christianity gives you a contradiction and demands you believe it wholeheartedly. Muslims don't have to give pathetic excuses like "b-but it's not supposed to make sense!".

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best way to start believing that Christ is God? I read the whole bible and I wasn't convinced. I know that I need to believe unto the Lord Jesus Christ in order to be saved, so how do I do that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you saying this as a garden gnome or an atheist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An agnostic gentile. I just don't believe, but would love to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I read the whole bible and I wasn't convinced
      Getting warmer... you're almost there.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go seek out a pastor/priest or w/e. Go to worship services. Trying reading a good study Bible and not just front to back; try and get a good study guide or reading plan. Maybe watch theology videos on youtube.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meant for

      What's the best way to start believing that Christ is God? I read the whole bible and I wasn't convinced. I know that I need to believe unto the Lord Jesus Christ in order to be saved, so how do I do that?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone explain to me how you reconcile the fact that the earliest dated christian texts are from 500/600 ad(no dead sea scroll copers, those are strictly judaic texts but judaic writings still only date to 1st century bc), that one of the core writers of the new testament never met jesus yet recounts his tale(with this writing dating centuries after like the previous point, but supposedly are the works of a man from 4-7 years after jesus crucifixion), how the old testament is rooted in canaanite and sumerian polytheistic beliefs, how the garden gnomes were never slaves in egypt but the egyptians lorded over the lands where the garden gnomes later would live, how thematically the story of jesus wasnt some new archetypal paradigm, that there had been similar stories even in the bronze age of death and rebirth and then ascension, and just how specifically you came to believe in god. Not how as in you read the bible and though "huh this makes sense", how as in literally you believe wholly in it with some sort of basis. Did you have some holy vision? How would you then discredit dmt which induces such profound visions simply because they simulate a serotonin dump, when its possible you had an endogenous serotonin dump or epileptic shock that spurred a vision?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this bait or are you legitimately schizophrenic?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you have no answers to any one of the questions, why reply at all then

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "There are no Christian texts before 500 AD" is just demonstrably untrue to the point only a schizo or someone baiting would say it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon there is literally no historical basis in the claim of 500/600AD being the earliest christian records. None. That is beyond retarded. Rome was a fully Christianized state centuries before then. Even a sworn militant atheist would not challenge the claim that Christian texts date far more remotely than your claim.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >good biblical kino

    136 posts and no one has mentioned Dekalog. It seems the rumor that Cinemaphile is just a collection of casuals and manbabbys is true.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed Noah a lot. Wasn’t the typical black and white bibleshit, some characters were interestingly written and had ambiguous motivations.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one should've ever told atheists about the bell curve or international garden gnomery. They mistake themselves for right wing.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    monty python life of brian
    moral orel

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Silence

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And Op is modalism, or however it is spelled.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, OP is the scutum fidei, which is the correct trinitarian doctrine, according to the catholic church.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it’s modalism

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who vs what

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