Getting food for a first date is such a bad idea, especially getting dinner with a girl. Dinners are for girlfriends, you're spending money on something that may not go anywhere and you're making the conversation the whole focus. Just pick a fun activity to do
Getting food for a first date is such a bad idea, especially getting dinner with a girl. Dinners are for girlfriends, you're spending money on something that may not go anywhere and you're making the conversation the whole focus. Just pick a fun activity to do
Something where you can actually TALK and interact with the woman to learn if its worth spending more than 5 seconds in their presence. All women are crazy its just what type and to what degree. Dates are to help males understand the level of crazy they are dealing with and if they can handle it. Everything else is nonsense added on by morons.
A "cup of coffee" used to be a great one because you had what resembles a conversation with a female.
So coffee, meet at a park, check out the lake. I've gone on a few first dates. Why do you say coffee used to be good? I've gone on a coffee date, but we were not compatible at all.
>I've gone on a coffee date, but we were not compatible at all.
Good, that’s its purpose. You found you weren’t a good match and that might not have happened over dinner or a movie, where there’s an external force making you both stick together artificially.
This is good, anon, I know you may be a little salty over your only date this year going awry but it’s better than staying in an unhappy relationship for the next decade, I would know.
Incorrect. The right way is to find the most openly insane but bearable woman there is. The right kind of crazy so to speak. The more they hide it, the worse the reveal will be.
Beach didn't work out with one chick I asked. That turned things awkward and she got pretty upset at me and eventually screamed at me for some nonsense. Museums and galleries would probably work if I wanted to go to a museum lmao. Frick that. Most of them are boring.
Getting food for a first date is such a bad idea, especially getting dinner with a girl. Dinners are for girlfriends, you're spending money on something that may not go anywhere and you're making the conversation the whole focus. Just pick a fun activity to do
We saw a movie then got dinner for our first date, married with kids now.
>UH THIS ONE TIME IT WORKED SO YOU'RE WRONG
kek ok anon glad you met the boy of your dreams.
So coffee, meet at a park, check out the lake. I've gone on a few first dates. Why do you say coffee used to be good? I've gone on a coffee date, but we were not compatible at all.
You could not pay me to go into a starbucks or similar in the last 10-15 years or so.
>We saw a movie then got dinner for our first date, married with kids now.
Got dinner, then took her bowling. Married now. She's a fraction of my age and is five months pregnant with my son.
This anon gets it. Movie dates are also awful.
My go to for first date is always hiking. It filters the the lazy whales, and when you are alone with her in the middle of the trail, you can scare her a little.
i have never hugged a woman except my sister
i am 35
at this point i can't even parse the sensation of loss and pain from being alone since birth, it's such a mountain i can only see it from outside detached
it's not that i'm not upset anymore, but it feels like it can't even be me
i feel like a brain in a jar meant only to observe the happiness of others
i don't resent anyone else for this except maybe my turbulent, mentally ill single mother, but she passed long ago
It's not the 90's anymore anon.
She's defaultly a 7 for not being obese and not having peircings or covered in tattoos.
It's sad but it's the world we live in now.
Are the apps worth it bros? I know two family members that met their spouses there, but I've always had an instinctual gut feeling that the whole thing is demonic sorcery and will just be a demoralizing experience. I've dated in the workplace previously which turned into a nightmare after it ended so this is really a last resort situation as I no longer have women in my peripheral friend group.
uhh some horrible violent disturbing movie
cba to actually think of one
Europa: The Last Battle
Mid as frick.
Slips her k*koid face and right crosses her head into the fall.
Pee pees in your zaxby knockoff
She's taken
of course she is
there are no single attractive women because they can simply choose to not be single.
Love these guys. Her art is real good and he's pretty funny
Epic schizo moment
Get a girl with an AMC Stubs premium pass
what kind of fricking meal is chips with bread? is the menu item called "heart disease, please"?
>chips
Kys
>homosexual fries
No thanks mate
Kys reddit
don't forget the fish
i don't know why but chicken baskets come with toast as standard
anything with a graphic rape scene, just to set the mood
unironically did this on accident with Perfect Blue because she was a weeb
the pest
This. If she doesn't see The Pest for the kino it is then she's not the one.
Does translating the name into French and putting a black and white filter make them 10/10 automatically?
That's the secret of French cinema. Seriously. Most of it is actually trash.
Getting food for a first date is such a bad idea, especially getting dinner with a girl. Dinners are for girlfriends, you're spending money on something that may not go anywhere and you're making the conversation the whole focus. Just pick a fun activity to do
Which is funny because this thread is about watching movies on a first date, which is an EVEN WORSE idea than food.
True
true. i usually skip the first date and go straight into the 3rd one.
So what is a good first date?
Something where you can actually TALK and interact with the woman to learn if its worth spending more than 5 seconds in their presence. All women are crazy its just what type and to what degree. Dates are to help males understand the level of crazy they are dealing with and if they can handle it. Everything else is nonsense added on by morons.
A "cup of coffee" used to be a great one because you had what resembles a conversation with a female.
So coffee, meet at a park, check out the lake. I've gone on a few first dates. Why do you say coffee used to be good? I've gone on a coffee date, but we were not compatible at all.
>I've gone on a coffee date, but we were not compatible at all.
Good, that’s its purpose. You found you weren’t a good match and that might not have happened over dinner or a movie, where there’s an external force making you both stick together artificially.
This is good, anon, I know you may be a little salty over your only date this year going awry but it’s better than staying in an unhappy relationship for the next decade, I would know.
>All women are crazy its just what type and to what degree.
correct
the trick is finding a woman who's as insane as possible but good at hiding it
Incorrect. The right way is to find the most openly insane but bearable woman there is. The right kind of crazy so to speak. The more they hide it, the worse the reveal will be.
I would go on coffee dates but Im only free in the evenings. who wants to get coffee at 8pm on a thursday?
Knock her out, take her to your place and feed her scrambled eggs.
Coffee/drinks, art expositions/museums, outdoors.
nah you gotta go to an aquarium gets the ladies wet
Black men
Bitches love bowling. Don't throw the game absoultely destroy her.
Go to the beach. Go to a park. Go to some museum or gallery.
If it sounds cliche, that means it works.
You are a virgin making guesses.
Beach didn't work out with one chick I asked. That turned things awkward and she got pretty upset at me and eventually screamed at me for some nonsense. Museums and galleries would probably work if I wanted to go to a museum lmao. Frick that. Most of them are boring.
We saw a movie then got dinner for our first date, married with kids now.
>UH THIS ONE TIME IT WORKED SO YOU'RE WRONG
kek ok anon glad you met the boy of your dreams.
You could not pay me to go into a starbucks or similar in the last 10-15 years or so.
>We saw a movie then got dinner for our first date, married with kids now.
Got dinner, then took her bowling. Married now. She's a fraction of my age and is five months pregnant with my son.
At this I just want to frick a chick. Trying anything else amounts to absolutely nothing.
>I just want to frick a chick
then pay a prostitute you autistic goober
Not taking me to a nice location on the first date?!?
I got the icky
this. its best to hang around at the park/in a museum and lunch after but never dinner.
This anon gets it. Movie dates are also awful.
My go to for first date is always hiking. It filters the the lazy whales, and when you are alone with her in the middle of the trail, you can scare her a little.
Scare her how
By talking about serial killers, people missing in the woods, local murders/disappearances, etc.
"I can protect you"
"From what?"
"From me"
Cinemaphileners dont go on dates.
Braindead aka Dead Alive.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 3D Bonds Beyond Time
I've had 100% success with "The Rules of Attraction"
Also when in doubt whip it out, has never steered me wrong. I'm over 8" though so...
watching a movie on a first date is a rookie move
What's a pro move?
something you don't care about watching because you'll be eating her ass by the end of the first act
So speaking from experience, Baywatch (2017)
>watching a movie on the first date
Don't. You're supposed to talking.
Literally something boring
I went to Slim Chickens today, you get too much sauce and it's overpriced, also only sugar free fizzy drinks available. 6/10
A Serbian Film.
That’s a man.
Leon the professional
make sure to comment, "they're just like us"
i have never hugged a woman except my sister
i am 35
at this point i can't even parse the sensation of loss and pain from being alone since birth, it's such a mountain i can only see it from outside detached
it's not that i'm not upset anymore, but it feels like it can't even be me
i feel like a brain in a jar meant only to observe the happiness of others
i don't resent anyone else for this except maybe my turbulent, mentally ill single mother, but she passed long ago
>i have never hugged a woman except my sister
i am 35
Lol freak Mexican
I hope you meet a nice girl one day anon
If the first time you're going to frick some girl she doesn't get on her knees the second you start unzipping it's over for you.
I've never had that happen
But I've never fricked a girl who wasn't a virgin when I met her
You haven't fricked any girls at all
That's what I just said
I've only fricked your dad
I had sex with you, though, princess
Me, I've had sex with your brother
That doesn’t invalidate what he said.
>first date
She already got railed behind her high school
(by me)
With this downie looking moron? Probably a kids movie.
she's a solid 6. that's only attainable by male 8s and 9s usually
Oh don't get me wrong I'd plug her holes all night long but somehow I don't think the choice of movie would make any difference.
She's like a 3. She'd be a 4 with a normal haircut and 20 lbs off
It's not the 90's anymore anon.
She's defaultly a 7 for not being obese and not having peircings or covered in tattoos.
It's sad but it's the world we live in now.
>She's defaultly a 7 for not being obese and not having peircings or covered in tattoos.
I was talking in the first world. In America, sure.
Hoeflation
Vernon Florida is perfect
You will never be a Floridian.
i would like to take a nerdy girl on a tendies date. notice the feminine clothing that isn't see through or low cut. somehow that's rare nowadays.
>notice the feminine clothing that isn't see through or low cut.
That's cause she's fat and insecure
ie. perfect
Whatever suits you, muttbro.
Damn you really got that bothered by reality? Shame. No need to project your subhuman nature onto others though.
It's not unnatural to have standards. Dating a fat b***h means you have no respect for yourself.
You have spectacularly missed the point in a way that only you could do. Well done.
Least I'm not into lardasses
this is east coast isn't it. something about that chick makes me think massachusetts
It's because she looks like every Italian grandma but aged backwards about 40 years.
Greatest Story Never Told
Would if she's trans, not interested if she isn't.
Freddy Got Fingered. 99% chance she'll hate it, but if not you should immediately propose marriage.
Movies suck on first dates.
>hey babe, I think you're pretty cute
>wanna sit next to me for 2 hours and not talk
Fortress (1992) starring Christopher Lambert
Despicable Me
Are the apps worth it bros? I know two family members that met their spouses there, but I've always had an instinctual gut feeling that the whole thing is demonic sorcery and will just be a demoralizing experience. I've dated in the workplace previously which turned into a nightmare after it ended so this is really a last resort situation as I no longer have women in my peripheral friend group.
Apps are for finding hoes not wives. Your family members are moronic for marrying hoes
Your wife is suppose to be like your “female best friend” / “favorite imouto sister” kind of woman
I can fix her desolate womb
>Cinemaphile doling out relationship advice
KEK
K E K
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She looks like a budget Dobby from Peep Show if that were possible
She looks like Count Dankula's wife.
Whats this phenotype called?
I'd pick something with a cool font. Girls love fonts.
When I was 20 I took a date to Nandos, then to watch Sonic the Hedgehog in 4D and then we went to the arcade.
BR 2049, Taxi driver, Drive.
Kill Bill
heh
taxi driver
Cute tranner. They all like murder biodocs, 90’s anime, and gory slasher movies so start there.