>They probably mean radiation.
yeah they have a simple genome and short lifespan so radiation mediated mutation wont do as much damage. Scorpions on the other hand have some resistence to the actual energy of radiation due to their unique carapace
No because then the environment would be littered with dead organic matter and animal feces if there were no roaches and other insects to eat it. There are also lots of reptiles and amphibians that eat roaches.
That nuclear explosion shit always seemed wrong. First of all they are talking about slithering around in the fallout not the explosion itself and how long is a wienerroaches lifespan anyway? A month tops is not enough time to start developing severe mutations from it.
I once saw a comic strip about a wienerroach mother putting her wienerroach kids to bed and they were saying something like "mommy my head hurts" and she was just telling them to sleep because somebody had sprayed all of them with Raid. That shit fricking BROKE me for weeks
Slasher movies. Unless the movie bombs I guess
>dies to microscopic fossils
nothin personnel
The microcosm is fricking bizarre.
Also I doubt roaches survive atomic blasts. They probably mean radiation.
>They probably mean radiation.
yeah they have a simple genome and short lifespan so radiation mediated mutation wont do as much damage. Scorpions on the other hand have some resistence to the actual energy of radiation due to their unique carapace
mmmm chex mix
How do you hold your breath for 40 minutes without a head?
Magic
i absolutely love being bombarded with random factoids that have no sources every single time go on the internet
Exposure to platinum can turn snails into their evolutionary decedents, the slug.
No, you have to attach metal coat then trade them with a friend.
lel
Due to the way the planetary rotations wind up, every other planet on average has Mercury as their closest next planet.
I hate these motherfrickers like you wouldn't believe. There is nothing more terrifying than waking up and having a flying roach crawling on you.
In what kind of third world shit hole do you live
Probably the USA
It happens in first world countries too, what are you talking about?
Roaches here don't fly
I dont think I've ever seen a roach, and I lived in a dump full of silverfish centipedes and spiders for a year.
Do you live somewhere cold?
count your blessings then, cause they absolutely fricking suck
Never had them in any place I lived in but I see them often at several laundromats I go to. I wonder what they even eat there
Turkey
greetings from turkey
Racist
Joe's Apartment is a surprisingly good and humanizing look at roaches
This just gives me ptsd for when I used to do handyman work in residential. People live like fricking pigs.
>humanizing roaches
i see them i kill them
simple as
>with out
>Rumor spread that houseflies or flies in general have a lifespan of 48 hours
>It's actually an average of 20 days, depending on gender
There would be nothing of value lost if these frickers went extinct. There's nothing more revolting on this planet that exists
Why do you hate them?
Post breasts
>There would be nothing of value lost if these frickers went extinct.
If we added fleas and ticks to that, we'd be golden
Mosquitoes too
No because then the environment would be littered with dead organic matter and animal feces if there were no roaches and other insects to eat it. There are also lots of reptiles and amphibians that eat roaches.
Ants do a fine job of it. They are 100x better then roaches
>t. armenian
Be good to reclaim Constantinople too
Any movie about the holocaust
Black person beat me to it
just jump in a fridge
That nuclear explosion shit always seemed wrong. First of all they are talking about slithering around in the fallout not the explosion itself and how long is a wienerroaches lifespan anyway? A month tops is not enough time to start developing severe mutations from it.
*steps on them*
Nothing personal kids
>Can survive nuclear radiation
>A can of Raid kills them in seconds
What's the deal with that?
It's not a "raid." It's an executed search warrant approved by a judge. Don't let the roaches control the narrative.
Hard when they run the media.
>Crawls into a bawl or a pan with water
>Drowns
Whoah.
I once saw a comic strip about a wienerroach mother putting her wienerroach kids to bed and they were saying something like "mommy my head hurts" and she was just telling them to sleep because somebody had sprayed all of them with Raid. That shit fricking BROKE me for weeks