What are some of the best snacks to take to the kinoplex?

What are some of the best snacks to take to the kinoplex?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >5 boiled eggs
    There's a lot more than 5 eggs in that bag.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thanks captain obvious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you have to pick 5 at the cashier

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      5 of those are eggs. The rest are something else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the serving size dumb ass. You eat 5 at a time

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ich bin sterben von Kringel

      t. Hilter

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sits next to you in kinoplex
      You want some cheese, m8?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The cheese

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >burger cheese
          >that massive list of "ingredients"
          do amerimutts really

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what do you make your cheese from, Ahmed?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >5 ingredients, each of which is an essential ingredient in cheese

              Do you not know how cheese is made?

              fuck you Jamarcus mutt

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Europeans are sick in the head with their obsession with America

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you dont know what cheese is

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >5 ingredients, each of which is an essential ingredient in cheese

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you not know how cheese is made?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why is salt listed twice?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know I'd appreciate not having to peel those things before I can chop them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there's a few methods that work to make the peels come off easier, like microwaving them for a few seconds or putting the cloves between two mixing bowls and shaking them around for a minute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this however ive lately got good at it. the key is to smash it hard with the flat of the knife and youre hand. it splits right open.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i started eating diced garlic in olive oil with alot of meals, and my gum health and skin health have improved.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know it smell crazy in there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you're concerned about your skin olive oil is topical too. I met a woman who was 79 years old and you would think she was 60. All she said she did was olive oil on her face.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my usual choice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oskar is a real bastard

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a tin of sardines

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lovecraftian

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have memories of my older brother taking me to the movies and getting either Junior Mints or Hot Tamalies. Now I just get popcorn and share it with the family.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's that you've got in your coat pocket, anon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry about it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >yes, officer, that's the guy right there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A gun.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Recovering alcoholic here, booze. Booze n booze n booze. Just don't get too mouthy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But then you have to take a piss and by the end of the movie I'm just doing my taxes in my head. Alcohol has never paired well with me when it comes to watching movies where I have to pay attention to everything or I'll lose the whole plot. Although I very slowly drank some wine (which is rare for me to do because fuck wine) when I saw pic related, and it was just Niagara Falls all the way through. It's good to have a good cry every once in a while. You don't cry much when you sell carpet for a living, as I do.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Beer

        Just bring in a pint of your favorite spirit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't do the hard stuff. Because then I get thirsty. I've found that literally the popcorn they sell at the damned theater is actually a fine choice. That or a dog.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yawn. Nice blog.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah dude that was a total fucking blog. Fucking zoomers with your attention span deficit. I was literally saying that popcorn and hotdogs are my preferred choice of food for the theater, and that I don't like hard liquor when I'm watching a movie, you know, in a thread that's specifically asking the community what their literal opinion is on what are the best snacks to take to the movies...don't be like this. You people and the reddit spacer complainers are really the worst.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tldr

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *yawns cutely*
                uh-huh w/e

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >community
                This post stinks of redditor

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are we not a community? Am I wrong? Is this not a community? Are we not participating together on the same platform communally? Am I wrong?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fag

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So uh you guys are on your lunch breaks or some shit? Well, I would just like to take pause to thank you fine Brits for all of the fine literature and kino films and actors that materialize on that beautiful little Island of yours. I summered in London this year and your kindness and hospitality remains unmatched. There will always be an England!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >one single unit of currency
    Not a bad deal for all those boiled and peeled eggs

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Take a thing
    >Pre-process it
    >Put it in plastic

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lnychian

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its butter flavored fake maple syrup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've never understood that because why NOT use real butter. At my house I melt some butter and pour it over the popcorn and it tastes great. It's probably cheaper or some shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you pour syrup on popcorn?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        maybe you are lactose intolerant or allergic to butter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No dude I'm arguing in favor of using actual butter.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What if I'm lactose intolerant or allergic to butter?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me its frozen pinky mice. The rubbery crunch from the cartilage-like bones adds a nice texture to the already crunchy popcorn. The thawed juices can even be used as a gravy on popcorn! It's kinda salty due to it being natural excretions from the thawing process, which makes it the perfect butter substitute.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People in China actually enjoy eating baby mice. Alive ones, at that

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crab Legs

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The kinoplex confiscated my buttered crab's legs again

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