What are some other pagan-kinos?

What are some other pagan-kinos?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apocalypto

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Valhalla Rising

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely not that one, unless your idea of pagan kino is depicting pagans as morons

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Btw, the writer for this movie is called Sjón and he wrote a book about some dead neo nazi and how stupid he and the country of his time was for being a nazi. Book's called Red Milk. His general "critique" of what he perceives as nordicism is evident in this movie as well. It certainly doesn't help that the movie doesn't feel like an actual saga, but that's ok because no modern neopagan has read any of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Eggers cited the Poetic Edda, the Prose Edda, Egil's Saga, Grettir's Saga, the Eyrbyggja saga and the Saga of Hrolfr Kraki as additional influences.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Northman was ahistorical subversive GARBAGE. I got 15 minutes into this film and it’s looking pretty based and redpilled and then ^^^Anya Taylor-Joy^^^ shows up. So now we have to take a historically accurate film set in Scandinavia in the Eighth Century AD on Earth and cram an ayylmao actress into it in the name of “diversity”
    >inb4 some onions boy is like “weeell ACKSHUALLY there were ayylmao minority populations living in Scandinavia back then, look at this article from ^^^Barbra Xorlon-Stygggaszzzt^^^ from the history department at ^^^the University of New Mexico, Roswell^^^
    I don’t care. One blurry UFO in one Viking woodcut doesn’t mean we have to take work away from human actresses and give it to ayys. This is human erasure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and then ^^^Anya Taylor-Joy^^^
      >cram an ayylmao actress into it in the name of “diversity”
      Your complaint is that she's Argentinian?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that makes her whiter than him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Movie with all white cast
        >Flops hard at the box office
        Oh no no no no no no no no no. Hahahahahaha

        My complaint is she's fookin ugly. And box office poison.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might like Pagan King. It’s foreign but pretty good.

      Nice. I liked to music in this one.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pagans are gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is a pro gay board albeit

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pocahontas
    the craft
    conan the barbarian
    the holy mountain
    clash of the titans
    dagon
    lords of salem
    black death
    ledgend
    black sunday
    blair witch 2
    the serpent and the rainbow
    uncle bonmee
    jug face
    the love witch
    hocus pocus
    photographing faeries
    the 13th warrior
    american gods
    agora
    avatar
    practical magic
    the lair of the white worm
    indiana jones and the temple of doom
    warlock
    sinbad
    the prodigal
    ivanhoe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shit like legend is based on romances which were medieval and not pagan. I don’t know why people confuse king arthur shit for being older than it actually is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agora isn’t really pagan, it’s completely anti religious.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my favourite theory is that our brain split more and we lost the ability to see the world more right hemispheric or mystic if you will and thus we adopted the left hemispheric, autistic religion of Christianity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or you’re just blaming atheist culture on christians like a moron and finding any coping mechanism possible to deflect criticism from the enlightenment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did you take your schizzo meds yet?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >DUDE BRAIN HEMISPHERES AND MYSTIC APPREHENSION
          >uhhh you’re a schizophrenic
          Way to completely out your initial post as inauthentic, moron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            touch grass

            are you saying stuff like dante isn’t mystical but modern secular stuff is? what? what pagan mystical texts are you a fan of?

            Paganism is even more autistic than Christianity. Significantly more, in fact.

            Plotinus and plato were incredibly autistic and systematic about religion. Likewise some of the greatest mystic works in history come from the middle ages like the cloud of unknowing, including most occult and esoteric stuff like hermeticism. It’s only recently mysticism became eating human shit with crowley who was very much not chrisitian.

            you are misunderstanding. not talking of mystic in literature but literally your right brain talking to you.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not misunderstanding anything chuddie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                meds. now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ew

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don’t pretend to be me homosexual

                touch grass

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                you are misunderstanding. not talking of mystic in literature but literally your right brain talking to you.

                you’re referring to that moron who literally thought ancient people were all insane and literally heard the dead speak to them audibly. it’s funny you accuse anyone else of having a facile comprehension of spirituality when your empirical gaytheist mindset demands that direct sensory evidence is the highest form of understanding. no, pagans didn’t literally hear daemons talking to them. they just understood, like christians after them, that aspects of their mind were chemical and physical and other faculties were not reducible to the body. anger is chemical, self awareness isn’t

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no idea what moron you are referring to but you sound pretty moronic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >blah blah ur dumb
                >never explains his own stance
                Ok homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plotinus and plato were incredibly autistic and systematic about religion. Likewise some of the greatest mystic works in history come from the middle ages like the cloud of unknowing, including most occult and esoteric stuff like hermeticism. It’s only recently mysticism became eating human shit with crowley who was very much not chrisitian.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you saying stuff like dante isn’t mystical but modern secular stuff is? what? what pagan mystical texts are you a fan of?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying he’s read any
        Lmfao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paganism is even more autistic than Christianity. Significantly more, in fact.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ROMVLVS (2020)

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched this since I was 10, but it was sick back then.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    immortals
    gods of egypt
    the scorpion king
    hercules
    lawnmower man 2

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