What are the movies "everyone" have seen except for you? For me it's pic related.
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What are the movies "everyone" have seen except for you? For me it's pic related.
What are the movies "everyone" have seen except for you? For me it's pic related.
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I made a thread yesterday asking who Mia Wallace is, since my female co-worker (who will soon be my manager) said I remind her and and started calling me Mia occasionally as a joke.
You guys told me to play along and make it look like I'm into it since it' will get me brownie points with my boss. I'm 24 yo. She's about 30. Tall, with long brown hair. She really likes to act dominant around the office. Not in a b***hy way. More like an elegant, classy way. Her name's Evelyn.
I went with what this Anon said.
I met Evelyn at the office kitchen and before I started the conversation she said
>Oh. Hey, Mia!
At least that was a good point at which I could start talking about Pulp Fiction. But she wasn't all that interested in the movie. When I asked why I remind her the character, she just said that I could make a convincing Mia Wallace with the right wig and makeup. I didn't really expect that. When she said I should try it, I said
>Maybe some other time.
She just smiled and responded.
>Other time then.
Apparently it's her thing to give boys girls' names. Like a light kink power play. One Anon was insisting that I should ask her about calling me Missus Mia Wallace to show her I like this game. I did it "as a joke", but Evelyn was meh about it.
>No. You're just Mia from now on. You like it, don't you, Mia?
>Y-yes...
I thought this will be over, but then she surprised me with one more thing. She mentioned about our teams merging in a month or so, which will make her my boss. She'll need someone who would, aside from completing standard activities, send her reports, make appointments, manage data, replace her on meeting whenever she's out, etc.
>Like a deputy?
>No. A secretary.
I was kinda confused. I know that's not what the job title would say anyway, but that's pretty much what is sounds like in the end.
>So, Mia, you want to be my secretary?
>Y-yes.
>Good girl.
So I guess I'll have a new position at work in a month or so. Hope the pay will be good.
Then I jumped out of the closet in a full gimp suit, with a rubber katana, and staged a ceremonial Japanese beheading execution on Evelyn
>ywn have a dominating mommy boss who calls you girly names
Why even live?
>Apparently it's her thing to give boys girls' names.
I actually had a neighbor like this when She used to babysit me occasionally. When I misbehaved she would call me Annie and threatened to make me wear a dress next time. b***h had a perfect plan, since that wasn't something I would tell my parents about. She never made me wear anything but for about 3 years I was "Annie" and had to behave "like a good little girl".
This is so fricking insidious. I wonder how many women realize it works and use it. I obviously won't go to the HR department and start complaining that my boss called me a good girl. LOL. If I guessed correct who Emma was then "she" also never complained and no one around suspected a thing.
I know there were also Lucy and Stacy in the past. I think that Stacy was Evelyn's BF. She really seems to know her fetish.
You know, this actually made me curious. I can ask her next time.
Well, we aren't a couple, so that would be weird. I know she'd love the shit out of it. But other co-workers seeing me like this would be embarrassing.
Hot.
Also hot. But she should've dress you up at some point.
I remember you from yesterday. At least you delivered, which makes you a bit less of a gay than an average OP.
Good luck on your new job position.
Thanks for the update, Mia-Chan.
>When I asked why I remind her the character, she just said that I could make a convincing Mia Wallace with the right wig and makeup.
Halloween is in a month. You have no reason not to do it.
LOL no.
I'm only sort of comfortable with my future manager calling me Mia. Being her secretary is fine as long as she won't put it explicitly in my job title. But that doesn't mean I'll dress up like a girl for her. Even though she'd love it.
Apparently, she already had other "secretaries" like me in the past. The last one was "Emma". I think I know who that was since she had a guy in her team that used to follow her all the time, but he doesn't work here anymore. About a week before she said I remind her Mia from Pulp Fiction.
Ask her after which Emma the last secretary was named after. It's important!
For frick's sake, just do it. You wouldn't even have to wear a dress. Ask your boss to help you out with the outfit. Maybe she'd dress up like John Travolta and you could go out as a couple. Being her pet would give you more benefits at work than slaving yourself 40 hours a week for years.
>she just said that I could make a convincing Mia Wallace with the right wig and makeup.
well could you?
I don't know. Maybe? I'm 5'11 and slim, so we're halfway there. I don't think my face is similar enough, but it wig and make-up it would probably work. I don't smoke though. And I'm not a junkie.
I said I don't want to be pegged LOL. I can live with being hot MILF's "secretary" because it's not a hard job and the company will never lay me off. I don't mind that she has a pet name for me.
She's lowkey grooming you bro. Be careful, they always enjoy it more if you don't fully go along but resist and struggle
Ehh, I like her. She's rather dominant, although not in obvious way. Like she lets me come up with some idea, but then twists it lightly and we end up with something that was "my" idea, even though that's not at all what I wanted. Like when she asked if I like my new name. It's harmless, so whatever.
She's not even your boss yet and already named you and started training you. She's good.
Your gonna get pegged on the regular 6 months from now son.
She's not pegging me ffs. I'm fine with her liking to role-play at work, but that's it. There's a huge difference between being someone's secretary and being fricked in the ass.
Hypothetically speaking: if she'd give you a big raise for dressing up like a girl for a week to better fit your new role, would you do it? Let's say you have 100% guarantee no one but her would see you like this.
Oh. And don't give me this bullshit about
>women can wear pants too
You know I'm talking about something like pic related.
Oh frick. I'd never even consider this is the boss was a guy. That's beyond homosexualry.
With Evelyn... That would have to be a huge fricking raise. Like 100%. And it's literally impossible to pull off without no one at the office seeing this. But if there was a way... I don't know, maybe less loose? If the shirt and skirt weren't so short and I'd look like an actual secretary instead of a stripper.
Your conditioning is going so well, Mia-Chan. Mistress Evelyn will be pleased.
I think you guys are blowing this way out of proportions. Maybe in the right place at the right time I'd think about that Halloween scenario, but that's a total overkill considering where things are now.
$4500 per month, give or take.
>$4500 per month
So you're willing to prostitute yourself out for $9000 per month. You may not be THE cheapest prostitute, but you're not exactly a luxury either. Your boss should make you write a contract stating all your services in tiniest details. And a loyalty agreement for at least 5 years is a must too.
Would you wear a wig and let her peg you for $13500 per month?
Unironically, you should dress like a secretary version of Mia Wallace for hallowee. But its MUST to be a big suprise.
That day, dress like the classic Mia fo Work.invent an excuse to leave yur work early and when she leaves work, call her and tell her that you have a surprise for her at your house. When she knocks on your door, open the door for her in Mia Wallace make-up.dress up as a sexy secretary and joke around a bit about your outfit. (Things like "I was about to wear another uniform but the skirt was too long" and "don't look at my heels, they're too low")
After a few jokes invite her for a drink. And let the magic begin.
OP, dont be a homosexual. Please do it.
We had nothing but stronkk female girlbosses and whiny "men" characters in media for the last few years. And yet we never got a femdom / sissy kino like that. Why?
I'm probably a weak-minded idiot for doing so, but the longer I think of this scenario, the more I like it.
I'm still NOT doing it. Maybe on some other Halloween, but this is too extreme for me at this point.
I don't know. Wearing a dress and heels from time to time for additional $4500 per month seems like a good deal for me.
I was under impression that the wig (and the make-up) goes without saying in the $9000 tier.
Realistically, if I'd already earn 9k a month for playing occasional dress up, I wouldn't need additional $4500 that badly. But I don't know. It's a lot of cash.
>That would have to be a huge fricking raise. Like 100%.
How much are you earning now?
>less loose
OK, more loose than that.
Leave him alone. He'll figure it out when the time is right.
Doing great so far, Mia. Keep up the good work.
>I'm 5'11 and slim
https://www.google.com/search?q=uma+thurman's+height+in+feet
Evelyn seems to be onto something.
LOL I had no clue she's so tall. I'm beginning to understand why I could remind her.
Kek. You truly are Mia Wallace.
>But if there was a way... I don't know, maybe less loose? If the shirt and skirt weren't so short and I'd look like an actual secretary instead of a stripper.
That's a absolute Kino outfit and you know it, Mia. Plus, you would look great in it, girl.
It would look more kino on an actual girl. But you idiots made me obsess about it and I think I could probably wear something like this if that Halloween scenario would work out. It sounds kinda hot tbqh. But there's too many things that would have to go right before that. So don't wait for my blogposts after this Halloween. Anyway, she won't be even my boss yet. Our teams merge in November at best.
My probably-soon-to-be-boss likes the power play where she puts guys in feminine roles. This inspired Anons to write a detailed 5-year plan of becoming a femboy fricktoy and whoring myself out. Weirdly enough, some of these ideas would probably work.
>You guys told me to play along and make it look like I'm into it since it' will get me brownie points with my boss. I'm 24 yo. She's about 30. Tall, with long brown hair. She really likes to act dominant around the office. Not in a b***hy way. More like an elegant, classy
We told you to do it so she'd peg and sissify you. Not for brownie points. Commit to the part bro.
Most sci-fi movies. Most horror movies.
most movies because I barely watch movies or tv series
why am I even on this board
Based, never finished it.
My favorite Tarantino film is probably Jackie Brown and my least favorite is Django
Ive never seen Space Jam
it's terribly paced, the cartoon bits are very charming but the movie itself is beyond crap
Never seen Godfather
I just hate the idea of these worthless fricking israelites larping as le epic honorable """mafias""" or whatever the frick they are, criminals are human trash
They aren't actually honorable and that's the point, they like to think and act like they are but in reality they're complete scum of the earth and the movies reflect that well
I have not watched a comic book movie since 86 Bat Man.
I don't like tv so no Sopranos, Mad Men, any of that low brow trash. Maybe I'm weird but popular things don't appeal to me.
I've never seen the Alien movies. Only watched Prometheus. I thought it's a good place to start, since that's a prequel. But it sucked and I just gave up.
12 Angry Men
fricking watch it as soon as you can it's pure kino
>Twilight
>Hunger Games
>Harry Potter
I always thought these movies were made for teenage girls. I still do.
Seen clips of it and sometimes catch bits of it on TV
Never actually bothered to sit down and see the entire thing
This.
I've never seen Star Wars or Star Trek (aside from few episodes I "watched" in the background after school, I don't even remember them). There are people in this world who get extremely aggressive when I mention this.
You automatically come off as aloof and arrogant to a lot of ppl if you mention you havent seen something virtually everyone else has. It almost comes off like you intentionally avoided it to seem special whether thats true or not
I knew a guy who didn't know literally anything about movies. Even the ones you should know without even watching them, just trough cultural osmosis.
>Star Wars
>Terminator
>Predator
>Alien
>Nightmare on Elm Street
>Mortal Kombat (games first and foremost, but still)
These are few examples I can think of. It's like he was proud of not knowing them. And no, he wasn't a zoomer.
Sound like a cool guy to me.
He's Ukrainian. Maybe he didn't have TV growing up or something.
Explains it a lot actually.
Being raised outside the general american culture spread helps greatly with not being in touch with popculture
Hanging out with people more recently I have realised outside of the geek and nerd circles ("nerds" included) it is completely normal to not know any of these.
I know a lot of people who are like that, just shows when your life has other things movies become truly just a side thing. Thats why most normalgays just watch fast and furious or netflix romances and nothing else. Too occupied with socialising, drugs, jobs etc
>outside of the geek and nerd circles
Dude, these are the most normie things in the world. We're not talking about some obscure UE novel about Han Solo fricking Chewbacca's wife.
Aside from starwars none of these are a "normies watch these" type.
At least in my experience. I dont live in america tho so idk
Holy shit, where are you from? I'm from fricking Poland and all these movies were played all the fricking time in TV when I was growing up. Aside from SW - I think the first time any Polish TV station shown it was around 1999 or whatever. But we already had school trips going to cinemas to see the restored original trilogy in 1997, so it hardly matters.
Keep in mind - he used to have only 2 TV channels until 1992.
Germany. Americanised I guess so it really doesn't make sense but I genuinely meet people over and over who dont know most surface level movies
I would explain this by most people just not caring enough to focus on watching anything at all. Also I think I am younger than you, different demographic I guess.
But when I grew up the only thing people cared about were hiphop music and fast and the furious
We also had the hip-hop / F&F period around early '00s, but all the stuff mentioned stayed popular. And I realize that we were bombarded 24/7 with American culture before that (our '90s were like a bootleg American '80 when it comes to culture). Maybe younger audience doesn't care that much. Hard to tell.
Actually I also know loads of people who havent seen starwars too
Pretty much every popular movie made after 2008. It just seemed like everything turned into Black folk and girlbosses and superheroes, so I checked out. I've seen The Irishman and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, but that's pretty much it.
Never saw Avatar. Never saw Titanic. Never will. Simple as.
I saw Titanic for the first time last year. It's... competent. The main female character is annoying as frick and only looks for opportunity to start fights. The antagonist is like a parody of the rich elitist butthole stereotype. If Mel Brooks would make an actual parody of Titanic, they'd be literally the same people. No fricking clue how the audience could see it and not laugh.
Shawshank Redemption
Lawrence of Arabia
almost all the marvel movies and harry potter
I used to be that guy. Then I watched like all of the famous movies I'd never seen and now I'm that guy who says to others "what? You haven't seen ____? You GOTTA watch it!"
I've literally run out of stuff to watch I feel like I've watched everything worth watching. Any recommendations for me? My favourite genre is 80s cult horror movies akin to hellraiser but il take any recommendations. Fantasy sci-fi horror is mostly my thing but il watch anything
On my bucket list:
>Good Will Hunting
>Scarface
>Godfather
>Indiana Jones
Jurassic Park
basic instinct is one classic that i always think of watching but i never do
i really going to try to watch it this year
The Godfather
The movies with Freddy and Jason (I don't plan on ever watching them)
i'm the only person in the world that doesn't care about lord of the rings. i saw the first 10 minutes of the first one on tv once and that's it
titanic and avatar
The godfather trilogy, goodfellas...
Just don't like Italian Mafia shit. It's always the same horse crap.
Every woman in my world would not shut the frick up about this movie even long after it came out, so out of spite ive never watched it.
"Moulin Rouge!" title looks just like "Goodbye Lenin!" title...
>Dhey Saved Mongolenin's Dead Brain
I stopped watching capeshit soon after the first Avengers came out. It was also the time then Nolan's Batman trilogy ended. One less thing to talk about with the normies, but at least I dodged the bullet.
Same.
Also Fight Club.
Unironically almost all mutt films
Most of Hitchwiener's movies.
for me it's Titanic
WTF is going on in this thread?
a poor anon is being groomed by her sexy milf boss into becoming a pulp fiction character
He's not poor. He's just a bawd. But prostitutes should be paid for their work too.
The Godfather movies
Jerry Maguire
Schindler's List
Most of the superhero movies. I've watched Batman Begins and that's it. Never was a fan of comicbooks except for some German ones.
Never seen 2001 Space Odyssey. I just can't sit trough it.
Yeah the end isn't really rewarding, you've not missed anything. Nice special effects for the time but that's it.
For me it/s "Dork City"
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
Avatar
die hard, yes i am a man but i think le awesome action hero concept is fricking gay