What are the odds they play this straight instead of making it a girl power movie?

What are the odds they play this straight instead of making it a girl power movie?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None. Hollywood will firmly remain committed to their feminism bullshit until America collapses

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zero. We've already seen a still of the guy who slaps her ass and she punches him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post please,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The way the two of them freak out and hug each other gives me hope but its probably from an early scene in the movie before Barbie becomes disillusioned with the real world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Punching a guy who sexually assaults you is "girl power"
      You're a moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      actual moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And Ken screams like a b***h. Yeah I seen it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goose wouldn't sign on if he didn't get his alpha moment. He'll get the girl at the end

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like they're both playing fish-out-of-water types in a modern world. Kind of like that Brady Brunch movie.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But making Barbie a girl power movie would be playing it straight....
    Also what is this body type called?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That skin's official name is "Enforcer Grimace" in the item shop but everybody calls it "dunga dunga" in game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Landslide

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Flats the flounder

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just looks like an average Aussie couple

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to be very upset if Barbie is a girl power movie!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the opposite of infinity? It's Greta Gerwig and it's 2022. What do you think?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best barbie show was Barbie in the Dreamhouse where they are all actual dolls, Barbie is an omniexpert in everything because she had every single job in the world and all the appliances are human sized because they are all dolls, so the deodorant sprays are the same size as they are.

    Objectively best show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it was Barbie in the nutcracker film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As a father of two daughters I can agree. It's so self aware and most of the comedy goes over kids' heads. I love having an excuse to watch it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    0.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    0

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wish that was my job. Stunt hand for slapping the asses of Hollywood prostitutes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And......there goes all the momentum from all the ironic "literally me" shilling. One ticket to Oppenheimer please.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, that's literally me, sudden acts of violence scare me bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he have to be white?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He literally isn't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Wanting a Black person to touch that fine fridge ass
        kys race traitor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky bastard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fantastic shot. would be so much better if he was black though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ugh she would have ZERO power behind a girl punch on skates no less.....

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think barbie is about?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If this Barbie movie is made for girls I'm gonna shit my pants in anger. THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO US!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They made ken into a flaming homosexual. What do you think?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    About as straight as Ryan Gosling

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a movie based on a doll that was literally made to empower small girls will not be about girl power
    how fricking stupid are you, are you moronic? whats wrong with your dopey ass

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when feminism was viewing Barbie as a tool to make young women objectify themselves through a one-dimensional western frame of beauty and consumerist focus on hair, makeup and fashion.

    Little did I know it was empowering the whole time. Boy I sure have egg on my face.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NO! We've always been at war with Eastasia, CHUD!

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm hoping it's like Drive

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ken and Barbie should be both feminine af

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play this straight
    Barbie is a fricking walking cliche. She's not even one dimensional, she is just the colour pink. How do you seriously think they're going to play that shit straight as a movie for adults? Of course it's going to be a deconstruction/satire and it will be a better movie for it.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a fricking movie about a children's toy for girls
    is this what you're enraged about these days, you mentally ill incels?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up troony, this movie is for the white man not little girls and Blacks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Propaganda is propaganda

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