What are the odds this show will eventually result in employees getting fired?

What are the odds this show will eventually result in employees getting fired?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    100%

    Doomwiener's sources say that Kathleen Kennedy is out if this doesn't do well.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      KK is never going away regardless

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >2 more weeks
      It's just so predictable at this point with you guys

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Eventually KK will die whether by accident or naturally and Doomwiener will be able to say he was right all along. What a fricking gay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Kathleen Kennedy is out if this doesn't do well.
      I said this for seven years before I accepted that she's in forever.
      You need to put her failure in perspective. Her mismanagement of this IP unironically cost Disney billions. They still haven't fired her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Kathleen Kennedy is out if this doesn't do well.
      I said this for seven years before I accepted that she's in forever.
      You need to put her failure in perspective. Her mismanagement of this IP unironically cost Disney billions. They still haven't fired her.

      I have no idea why some people like her and Zack Snyder manage to get the highest positions in a studio out of nowhere and keep their jobs for a decade while doing nothing but frick ups meanwhile some of the best directors and producers of our time do one debatably underwhelming box office that still profit but not a lot and are instantly fired.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Zack Snyder
        I'm not even a Snyder fan but his frickups are nowhere near the scale of KK's.
        Batman V Superman was a badly done project but even then there was studio interference that made it way worse (cutting out a lot of footage made it incoherent on top of not good).
        The 2017 abortion of a Justice League movie was WB's fault, not Snyder's.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Was Zack deciding which characters were going to get films, or was that from on-high?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I think he planned for Man of Steel, BvS, and a Justice League trilogy, and WB decided on the rest of the films, but I invite someone to tell me if I'm wrong.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            People seemingly forgets that Man of Steel was supposed to be a trilogy! Brainiac and Metallo was going to be the second film's villains. Then WB saw Avengers, hired Ben Affleck's Argo writer, threw Goyer's script in the trash, and created the mediocre BVS!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Snyder is a hell of a director! Problem is he is a shit writer. K.K. is quite literally the coffee lady who failed at making coffee, married the key grip guy and moved up to assistant.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Snyder is a hell of a director! Problem is he is a shit writer.
            No, Snyder is a good cinematographer but he is a awful director, he can't do anything right but the camera angle, ligthning and slow mo. He also by his own words spend months polishing the cinematography while the writing is an afterthought (the Martha scene was just a joke he had with a friend he tried to make a scene for fun)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        People have claimed it’s because she’s a woman and it would be bad press, but I don’t believe it.
        If disney truly wanted someone gone, they’d quietly tell them to frick off without making a scene, and if they refused they’d astroturf a lynch mob against them and use it as an excuse to fire them.
        It can’t be contractual, because she’s had that renewed twice, albeit short term just to bait dipshits into thinking she’s on the way out.
        The only things that make sense are either her having material on somebody that would cause mutually assured destruction, or having connections so strong that she has carte blanche to frick everything up with no repercussions.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Anonymous
      Put a chick in it and make it gay!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She 100% has proof of atleast 1 Disney board member on Epstein island. There’s no other explanation. Leslie given the acolyte was a humiliation ritual for the board

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There is zero accountability there, so the odds are 0%.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Probably zero because Star Wars is saved tbhbeit

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    0, Lesley Hedlund the showrunner is taking over for Kathleen Kennedy ahead of Lucasfilm when KK steps down. Everyone involved will get a promotion and bad ratings will be blamed on racist white male chuds

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lesley Headland has already been let go.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        QRD?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    0%

    They’re funded by Blackrock and Soros who are forever funded because they own the apartment you live in.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Disney is publicly traded company meaning that their majority investors call the shots.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's what he said

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that BlackRock, Vanguard, and State Street also hold significant stakes in each other and virtually every other institutional investor in the S&P500 and thus an indirect majority stake in Disney and everything else.

          Don't go down the investopedia rabbithole bros.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Friendly reminder every business on the Stock Market requires the approval of Black Rock and Vanguard before they can be listed. Also BR and Vanguard have Class B shares, which are the real, ownership shares. The plebs are only allowed to trade shitty Class A shares on E-Trade.

            Additional reminder, even though for many companies you'll notice BR and Vanguard only have a 1%-2% share, those are still ownership shares, which means they have direct access to the real accounting books for hundreds of companies. Basically making them the ultimate Inside Traders. But they literally own the Stock Market, so nobody will touch them.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't watched yet, is that bad?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not "bad." It's watchable, but it's not (IMO) insanely good. I think most people, especially on here are going to hate it because the cast is so diverse and the protagonist is black. It was movie quality good though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >because the cast is so diverse and the protagonist is black. It was movie quality good though
        You're a moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the black lesbian immaculate conception was a super neat idea that really does so much to expand the lore and make the world feel more alive.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          can we at the very least give the show the benefit of the doubt and wait until that idea is actually presented instead of just trusting nebulous leaks from outrage click farming youtubers and twitter slacktivists whose income is dependent on you being outraged by Star Wars

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like a sci-fi original and the writing is like a c-tier anime.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I can’t wait until the poor bastards that opted to jump on the grenade start being able to publicly contradict this damned by faint praise shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Watched. It is fricking awful, so I entertained myself by finding funny faces to screencap.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. 2nd best show I'd say on par with Andor. Definitely better than the prequels.

      Give it a watch, if you like lightsaber fights and deeper philosophy of the force on par with KOTOR 2 you'll enjoy it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >lightsaber fights
        There hasn't been any lightsaber fights yet you fricking buffoon.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >prequels
          >lightsaber fights
          >deep philosophy
          >kotor 2
          its an obvious troll you dumbo

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really wanted to like it, but I was just waiting for it to end. DAMMIT, I really thought this was going to be a gamechanger. Maybe it'll get better? the first episode was pretty good, but the second was totally wtf?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's all shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > Aika
      Probably the only female character in any game I ever liked. She was cool. I totally get where Vigoro was coming from. Vyse had the best life ever.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching SW slop rn.
    Too many wahmen. Apparently next episode a man disguised as wahman will show up

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you guys pirated this slop
    Don't give cash money to the Mouse

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I got da force (you got it)
    i got da power (gon use it)
    We in da light side now~ (we shining)

    WE GOT DEM LIGHTSABRES (what you got)
    We got that speeders (don't stop)
    We got dat grogu (he tarded)

    WE in da light side now~ (everyday we shining)
    Light to bright, its blinding, gotta close dem shades

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I heard this show is going to introduce a new lightsaber color! I am beyond psyched!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      omg what color?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I heard it will be teal but then another rumor said that it will actually alternate colors. I would be so hype to see that!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >alternate colors
          >trans lightsaber

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

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    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I heard this show is going to introduce a new lightsaber color!
      Afraid not friend, but guess what? We're getting something even better!

      A LIGHTSABER WHIP!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Already existed in the EU.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >decanonize the EU because it's childish and moronic
          >re-introduce everything from the EU but make it boring and moronic
          What is Disney's end goal?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >What is Disney's end goal?
            >make [everything] boring and moronic

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Already existed in the EU.
          Kill off the EU
          Realize 10 years later your version of Star Wars is total dog shit
          Steal only the most moronic stuff from the EU in a lame attempt to win fans back

          >Due to their thinness, lightwhip blades were weaker than that of a typical lightsaber, with more limited cutting capacities. However, whips could be used to capture or entangle opponents.
          >whips could be used to capture or entangle opponents.
          >capture or entangle opponents
          >with a fricking lightsaber

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The only story I've read with a lightwhip was a multi-part story in Jedi Apprentice where it was used by a bounty hunter. In those stories it acted like a regular whip when it was deactivated, but when she was fighting Jedi she used it powered up to safely deal with their lightsabers.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So what you’re saying is that they had an example to draw from that showed it was a mistake and copied it anyway?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick.

        This character and her lightwhip has existed in the woke republic novels for the last 4 years. The whip design itself is an EU creation used by the nightsisters.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I remember Disnoys claiming New Canon was better than Legends because it didnt have dumb shit like Lightsaber Whips.

        Well it does now.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It did

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I remember Disnoys claiming New Canon was better than Legends because it didnt have dumb shit like Lightsaber Whips.

        Well it does now.

        It did

        Does this even shock people after the helicopter light sabers?

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So Darth Vader is not longer special? he was the only one being born in the force but no some random Twins born like that 100 years before they were made by Lesbians using the force

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Lesbians
      Is this true or a meme? How overt is this is true?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >What are the odds this show will eventually result in employees getting fired?
    They will get raises.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody got fired for any of the previous unwatchable disasters they've put out since 2017, why would this be any different?

    Kenobi, Ahsoka, Andor, Mando season 3, Book of Boba Fett, all the cartoons, etc were all utter trash and yet nobody at Lucasfilm has ever lost their jobs for any of it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Andor was a good show though
      The only one
      And only because it was basically not Star Wars at all

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >What are the odds this show will eventually result in employees getting fired?

    Fired? 0%.

    Not having their contracts renewed? Near certain.

    Kathleen Kennedy apparently has video of the entire Disney board of directors eating babies so she's not going anywhere. But as her failed decisions continue to pile up I'm sure efforts are being made to try and limit her power.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to review bomb this shit harder than Ike used to hit Tina.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why were there no obvious female prisoners in E1 besides the innocent protagonist?

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They will keep doing this until they are all dead, won't they.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm willing to believe that the "jedi" im seeing onscreen is actually a "fake" starwars universe of 100 years before the fall of the galactic republic, inside of a VR server in "The Matrix" "future", a few hundred years ahead of what is presumably an alternative future timeline involving "trinity" where she didn't die, and instead continuing doing missions looking for "the one".

    >Jedi literally named Indra, Thunder God of India and Friend of Shiva

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's girl boss throwing tantrum but wearing the skin of Star Wars.

    She kills a powerful Jedi master by asking him to drink poison and he does because he's so touchy hurty squishy inside with hurt feefees derppression.
    Yeah, you heard right, a Jedi Master commits seppuku because the enemy asked him to.

    This is top notch sewage. Avoid.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >cast is a fricking human zoo, not a white male in sight
    frick this shit

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why now? 10+ years of failure and you expect them to change course now?

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What horrible thing happens in the third episode that makes everyone seethe?

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >directors wife has a major role

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      At least he didn't turned his wife into the ultimate mary sue that makes all protagonists her b***hes like happened to Resident Evil.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The original was better.

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