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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw someone try to defend LOTR by saying that the eagles had a mind of their own and wanted to remain neutral (despite the fact that the end of their fricking world could’ve been prevented earlier if they pitched in to help) and therefore didn’t toss Frodo and Sam up to Mount Doom.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The eagles are few in number and would have been killed by flying nahzghul

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the worst take i have ever heard on Cinemaphile right here. In ROTK when the eagles showed up they tore through those fellbeasts like tissue paper, it wasn’t even a fight the eagles just swooped in and broke their necks with hardly a struggle.
        That was also a really moronic part of Rangz of Kangz, the opening bit when a fellbeast tosses and eagle into a fire pit and kills it. That’s like Krillin killing Cell like it’s nothing.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah what a dumb decision by Jackson. They should've helped but been slaughtered by the nazgul in that scene

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when the eagles showed up they tore through those fellbeasts like tissue paper, it wasn’t even a fight the eagles just swooped in and broke their necks with hardly a struggle.
          this never happens literally ever thoughever
          meds

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile loves Succession
    >Ok
    >First episode
    >Shaky cam throughout as if its a documentary style show
    >Annoying actors
    >AHHHHHH I CAN'T INHERIT MY DADS COMPANY HOW WILL I SURVIVE ON $1M+ A YEAR?!

    Show is dogshit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not even why it's bad. Every episode sets up a new conflict or looming threat, and then does nothing with it. So many characters are introduced as "Watch out for this one!" and then never appear again. The election subplot was one of many instances of this happening.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ruined orgasm: the show

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. The Dialog is shit too. I was hoping for more margin call bantering.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People just can't let go of HBO, lame/leftist millennials especially. It still feels status to them, definitely a ton of overlap with iPhone nerds. Like everything now where it's only about pulling and manipulating an audience, has stopped being about good shows.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not even why it's bad. Every episode sets up a new conflict or looming threat, and then does nothing with it. So many characters are introduced as "Watch out for this one!" and then never appear again. The election subplot was one of many instances of this happening.

      I liked it at first, but it started to feel samey. Except for Ken's birthday party, there's no sense of arc.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That Lake Mungo is good.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the hype for Barbie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hype for Barbie is combination of
      >Prediction by Cinemaphile that it will be a progressive trainwreck
      >Goose
      >Margot Robbie's feet

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this except margot robbie's clean barefeet. i barely managed to jack it to her dirtied foot in that last tarantino

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          same and it was a bad angle too

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hype and general threads for literally anything made in the last ten years

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HotD is better than GoT because the casting is better
    >The negress in kinobi is actually a good actor because they act better than the 10 year old child actor in the show
    >you won't get an erection during gay sex because males smell different from females
    This is only the ones I can remember off the top of my head

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile thinking that Black Velaryons are le heckin' based because "dem bastards, lol he called her a prostitute, based black man".
      You realize that israelites get away with it because it's so easy.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Hyde is funny

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Snyder worship was insane for a while. Please get your head checked if you're unironically defending BvS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BuT tHe UlTiMaTe EdItIoN

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BuT tHe UlTiMaTe EdItIoN

      >MUH MARTHA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indians. Why do you think rrr was also spammed for months on this board

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUNC is a good film.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enthusiasm for the John Wick series. Just because I don't like them doesn't mean I don't appreciate what stuntmen do

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally just wholesome chungus Keanu doing gunkata and the scenes are actually well shot and not cut every two seconds, that's it
      I've yet to hear someone defend that dumbass assassin society plot

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a take per se but, any waifu simping/spamming is pathetic in every sense of the word - especially when it comes to anons that are so prolific we are able to recognise them. The Gadon schizo is the most egregious.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's currently over at /hr/ samegaying

      [...]

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a take per se but, any waifu simping/spamming is pathetic in every sense of the word - especially when it comes to anons that are so prolific we are able to recognise them. The Gadon schizo is the most egregious.

        It's rather morbid when you really think about it. We may spend a brief moment grumbling or laughing at them but, he is out there spending hours upon hours most days spamming and samegayging her. What leads a person to become like that?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I find it hard to believe it’s not several people being paid Pennies on the hour by his agent or something. That said I’ll sooner watch something with Hunter Schaffer in it than S**** G****.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            summer glau? i haven't read that name in a decade

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also probably over at HR after they started monitoring his internet activity on the company network.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's been here forever. remember the dakota fanning and chloe moretz threads for a decade ago.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Gadonposter is occasionally funny at least. The asiaticspammer is the worst, never has anything worthwhile to say.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        every sexless little virgin homosexual who posts a new thread with a picture of a woman in it needs permaban on sight.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >every sexless little virgin homosexual who posts a new thread with a picture of a woman in it needs permaban on sight.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The literal obsession and defence of Brawl in Cell Block 9 will always be a mystery to me. As close to cultish as Cinemaphiles ever gotten.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe because its one of the few decent movies to come out in 10 fricking years
      now go back to your goyslop thread and call it 'fun' then have nothing else to say about it you fricking pigshit

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it was the worst take i'd ever seen, and i'd seen takes that could turn a man blind
    >speaking of blind, everyone knows the sheriff turns a blind eye to dames in this town
    >so when one walked in the door, i knew my 20/20 vision was about to meet some .45 calibre eyewear if i wasn't careful
    >dames...always careful around the dames...

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Space Jam is bad and not a worthy spiritual successor to Who Framed Roger Rabbit

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Beast is kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      as far as YTslop go, he's not the worst
      sure, he's doing the basedface for maximum algo abuse, but I've seen that blind people video and it's alright for what it is, israelitebook forcec similiar shit down my throat all the time and it's always twice as long for no reason with some gay ass corpo music

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that Predator had a good, satisfying conclusion

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ummm this random kpop star nobody has heard of that I keep posting is actually hotter

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hag poster who thinks women look better when they get old and wrinkly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s no point in having sex with eggless old hags. Might as well jerk off.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a mental thing. like putting it in a pooper
        >penises have no business being in there but i'm in there
        remember when we were on dial up and pictures took forever to load and they weren't very good so we jerked it to erotica

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Creampie with no consequences sounds like a good enough reason.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some that are very misguided and completely miss the point:
    Triangle of Sadness is a "rich are le bad movie"
    Mindhunter S02 "panders to black ppl"
    X is a "pro cuckold movie"
    Midsommar "rationalizes women killing their bfs"
    It's the exact opposite in every case.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      X was executive producer Kid Cudi having every female in the movie lust after him. What a coincidence.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        King Cudi is a literal homosexual.
        The "well-endowed black man" trope was satirically overblown, and the cuckolding happens as a consequence of the dumb cinematographer bringing his repressed gf to a porn shoot and not expecting a backlash from her.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I could buy this, from the top of my crypto-celebrity anthill.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            X is a very redpilled movie for 2 reasons:
            -the cuckolding is a cautionary lesson to men (pay attention to what the producer replies when the guy whines that his gf was a "nice girl")
            -it shows sex as an overriding motivator regardless of age or gender.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >government are the good guys
    >corporations are the good guys
    >celebrities are the good guys
    >nuking Japan was good
    >the holocaust happened
    >men are women
    >pedophelia is a sexuality
    >Faulconer version of DBZ isn’t the best
    >The Wire is good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you spending a lot of time on reddit or something?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf does that mean

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those are reddit opinions not Cinemaphile ones

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            those are somethingawful opinions not reddit ones

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            those are somethingawful opinions not reddit ones

            Yeah those are obviously reddit opinions, doesn’t stop literal reddit pedotroons spamming Cinemaphile with them.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those are a mixed bag tbqh

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              How the frick are they a mixed bag?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's like a bag full of mix

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some of them do reflect opinions often read in Cinemaphile or reddlt or both. What you're doing is assuming that whatever you disagree with is "reddlt"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reddit = bad, yes.

                Creampie with no consequences sounds like a good enough reason.

                >referring to procreation as “consequences”
                utterly mind-israelited

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The overwhelming positivity towards shounen anime and k-drama

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >positivity towards shounen anime
      le gasp
      on a Vietnamese scrimshaw bulletin board??

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >making anteaters pleasure you
      reminds me of that doujin where the Tapir cucked her owners boyfriend

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...anon, he's shitting into a pig's mouth.
        >I was just preten-
        IT'S THE SAME THING AS ACTUALLY BEING moronic. STOP IT

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i imagine a guy standing in front of a wheelchair cerebal palsy guy yelling "stop pretending"

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    all of them
    a pack of newbie astroturf board tourists all posing as people who like film and television, the fricking lot of you
    >Verification not required.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread about bad takes
    >is full of good takes deemed as bad by the authors behind the actual bad takes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you want to make a point first of all don't use a gif of reddit in human form

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >women are reddit now

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          not women, that stupid c**t plaza. she ruined operation fortune. every word out of her stupid fricking mouth is reddit.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A recent one I saw was an anon saying stickies are there to stop the catalogue being spammed with the same thread. Which is bullshit considering so many of the dead people that get a sticky next to no one on Cinemaphile knows or cares about, meanwhile you get people that Cinemaphile does care about who either don't get a sticky or get one that barely stays up.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who say that better call Saul is better than breaking Bad

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The love for goose

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen a worse show get so much praise.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen Madmen get compared to The Sopranos as if they're on the same level.
    I tried watching Madmen and stopped halfway through the first episode: every scene, and I mean LITERALLY every scene, was anti-west israelite wank. Completely unwatchable, it's like it was a parody of itself constantly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glad someone said it. Literally every male character besides Don Draper I guess is some evil rapist sodomite. Could it make it past ep1 either.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don himself is constantly portrayed as weak too. it's always his wife giving ideas and he's wavering all the time. It's a full on israelite fantasy

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    anything i post

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think Breaking Bad is that good, I've never felt like rewatching it and I skipped el Camino (BCS was fine). But everyone here loves BrBa, I don't get it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Meme show. The only good parts are the cold opens.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just all the capeshit/disney shills/fanboys etc... who constantly bring up box office success like that's a good medium for measuring if a film is good or not

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That OP isn't a homosexual

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen people argue that spaghetti westerns are better than American westerns because "those old westerns are too black and white, good guy vs bad guy" when every complex psychological western with serious themes are American and most spaghetti western protagonists and villains are caricatures of good and evil

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >green knight bad cause poo main actor

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