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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WAS JUST GETTING SOMETHING TO EAT

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mike's Hard Lemonades, sir? You look as parched as your daughter who - dare I say it - has your eyes, I think! Heh heh.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they always talk so much? Just shut up and leave, you're obviously not going to make it better by saying anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They think they can talk their way out of it and since most of them are first offenders and they dont know any better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sheer panic, plus they prolly know its over and running away will look bad in the trial

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them probably do but it doesn't make for good television so they show you the ones who stay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people are following thier situational programming, that’s why importing people from s hole countries is stupid, they have very different social programming and the social ques we use do not work on them.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i was actually performing a sting operation for a gang of 12 year old girls who have been luring adult men into secluded locations where they proceed to all tie him up and rape his wiener with their cunnies, raw might i add, and force him to ejaculate in all 20 of them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you ever actually say that word "dicky" out loud I've heard you're immediately put on the sex offender's registry. It's probably the only thing they bypass the normal judicial process for.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's true, I mispronounced this university and now I'm boned for life

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I literally talk about dicky and e-girl rape to myself all the time

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >role playing chat room dude
    Three words

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killing time before bed. Gotta get up early tomorrow to go to a funeral.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't anybody bring a gun to one of these meetings? I watch the YouTube version of this show sometimes and nobody brings a gun to one of those either

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They bring guns but they're always in their cars

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Knives are actually more efficient at getting people to comply with rape than guns, there have been studies

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is because women don't understand cause and effect. Guns are confusing to them because of the moving parts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting, are they doing any of these studies again? I'd like to volunteer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They target overweight basement dwellers who’ve never even seen real guns before.
      One of the reasons why the vigilante predator catchers on youtube always go after them and not Chad, they know they’d get blasted otherwise.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just trying to get to the beach

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >canirapeyouanally

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's it to ya

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    plapin

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was told there'd be cookies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wow! These are homebaked?

      Has me in hysterics every time

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to indulge in a spot of child fricking.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dies on the same day that Trump Supporters stormed the capital building
    Rest in piss

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honey, don't bring the giAAAAaaaCCccccCcKKKk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy hired a very expensive lawyer. Millions were spent on his defense. And none of it helped in the end. Of course suicide is the only option left.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Contrary to redditors' popular belief having money isn't a literal get out of jail free card where you can commit whatever crimes you want. Something Donald Trump is going to find out very soon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          kys

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It isn’t money that gets you off, it is fame. OJ got off Because he was famous, not because he was rich, same with depp and the rust shooter, people confuse this a lot.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah bro I hope they make Trump pay for that time in 1979 when he parked halfway on a disabled by for a few seconds to pick someone up. No one should be above the law

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            focus on the courts not the chinz my pede brother

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I came looking for booty.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if you shit on your pp

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the guy who spills the frozen margarita

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM NOT GAY OR ANYTHING

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But you are!

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKING KNEW IT MAN
    >unzips jacket and reveals chris hansen shirt
    I LOVE YOU BRO CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH!?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a minor were to lie about there age and got caught in one of these stings, would that make Chris/The decoy pedophiles since they technically pursued a kid?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT WAS FREE PIZZA

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The avatar live action show is so bad.

    I did tear up preemptively before the no but by the time it happened it stopped they didn't do it right so I will have to show them how it's done.

    No music in the real world though.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two words: role playing chat room, dude.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two words: you're a homo

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