What could you possibly put in a milkshake to make it worth $5?

What could you possibly put in a milkshake to make it worth $5?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He asked the waiter if they put bourbon in the milkshake; is that something common in America? I mean I've heard of Bailey's and coffee, white Russians, but bourbon in a milkshake? Who puts alcohol in a milkshake?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You put vodka in a white Russian you idiot. RUSSIAN

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Read my post again and tell me where I said stated anything to the contrary, you FRICKING moron.

        You never had a beer float?

        Just of the root variety.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're the sperg that started bring up baileys, coffee, and white Russians. You gotta be a tard whisperer to figure out with the fricking goofy train of thought you are on. If you would've said "I could understand banana flavored vodka in a milk shake, but bourbon seems gross" you would've made a coherent observation.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're right, I was unclear. I apologize.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No prob dawg

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              On further review, you're right. You had been clear and I was the one who misunderstood. I apologize for my aggressive comments.

              Based peace-making imposter bro.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Chad energy

              I named 2 different dessert wienertails, you mouth-breathing moron. Fricking buffoon.
              [...]
              This poster is an imposter. I would never apologize to such a dumbass.

              Virgin energy

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I named 2 different dessert wienertails, you mouth-breathing moron. Fricking buffoon.

            You're right, I was unclear. I apologize.

            This poster is an imposter. I would never apologize to such a dumbass.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              On further review, you're right. You had been clear and I was the one who misunderstood. I apologize for my aggressive comments.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I too apologize for my uncalled for aggressive response. The holidays always stress me out. I should never take my anger out on other random people. Sorry about that anon.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are an illiterate little weirdo lol learn to express yourself like an intelligent little weirdo and stop projecting when people try and help

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't use punctuations

                ESL moment.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >punctuations
                >(s)

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why did you mention dessert wienertails? Isn't the milkshake the first thing she orders? I haven't watched the movie in a while forgive me if I'm wrong.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You never had a beer float?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was asking because it was so expensive, moron. Weird to think five bucks is a reasonable price to pay for a milkshake nowadays

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My question was an aside, not directly responding to the OP; had I been responding to the question I would have quoted the OP, moron.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that'd be cheap in Australia try getting one for under $10 because every place that serves them is run by some fat hipster who loves wu tang and piles them up with all sorts of shit and charges $30 for them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not fricking common, you dumb Black person. He wanted to know why it is so fricking expensive and asked for some shitty reason why like bourbon. Like if asked for utensils and they charge me I'd be like what the frick are they made out of gold? Do you have autism are you literally just fricking moronic or possible just a fricking Black person??

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say it's common but it's not rare either. I had a chocolate milkshake with bourbon before and it was damn good. Chocolate milkshake works with a lot like rum, bailey's, or flavored liquors.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who like curdled milk

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alcohol doesn't curdle milk, acids do. A classic prank shot for someone's 21st is the cement mixer, half baileys half lime juice and tell em to swish it in their mouth before swallowing. Enjoy watching eyes bulge and cheeks puff.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talenti chocolate gelato uses vermouth, it's extremely good.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always enjoy the
    >implication
    That the ridiculous theme dinner makes perfect sense, but not the milkshake.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamer girl titty milk.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my sperm

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek! A large milkshake from Jack in the Box is over $5. I don't really even understand this scne?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't understand inflation?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is $5 a lot for a milkshake? how much for a coke in these places? Or a beer?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In 1993 a milkshake probably should've cost $2-2.50, even in L.A. Then again I was 4 years old in '93 and have never been to Los Angeles so I'm talking out of my ass.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quick Google search shows a large triple shake at McDonald's was $1 in 1993.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      $5 in 1994 was like a months salary.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >years
        FTFY
        >t.38 year old

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        1994BC

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking they used US dollars in ancient roman times

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They did not use US dollars, but that is where the dollar sign ($) came from. But back then the $ stood for slaves, a milkshake at Jack Rabbit Slims cost approximately 5 slaves.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They put egg whites in the really good ones.

    Maybe if it was a big milkshake with organic free range egg whites I could see it being 5 bucks.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bidenomics

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still combating trumpflation from 2020

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feet

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Labor, rent, utilities

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pay extra if Jenny spit in my milkshake...

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilla. Real vanilla is unreasonably expensive.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    definitely not powdered milk

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