so he subsisted on a diet entirely made of hors d'oeuvres served at parties? damn, imagine his schedule >i'm getting hungry, better find a party and an excuse to gatecrash it
he does actually, if he's holding up a party at ransom he better come up with some crazy demands to make otherwise he would just come off as non-threatening
He probably ate like a dog but instead of digging threw literal trash he’d just burglarize businesses and local homes with some sodomy for any witnesses inbetween
Honestly as much as people give the Dark Knight movie shit, it's actually incredible how you literally can't find a way to charge Joker with a crime. It's undeniably genius writing.
He looks like a can of beans type of guy, like a hobo. And he's a schizo so he probably doesnt sleep much, maybe he just disassociates for an hour while counting barrels of gas or patrolling his hideout
>i know we were the ones that burned down a forest to catch a israeliteel thief robin hood but he wanted it master wayne, gotham city doesn't know what psychology is so neither do i
>some men just want to watch the world burn… >not me, though. That forest fire? Heh, don’t worry about it…
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>who knows what could have happened if we didn't bribe the local powers to work with us master wayne, can you imagine a 3rd world country without the benevolent rule of white mans burden / imperialism / colonialism? disgusting isn't it friend who i call master despite practically raising him
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>alfred represents the old colonialism of England >batman represents the new colonialism of the US during the war on terror
Wtf and they’re represented as the good guys??
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because they're rich vigilantes chasing after mentally ill people who try to change gotham without the use of mega corporation that is corrupt to the core?
the only "good guy" way to change gotham is to use your fathers inheritance to try to make "gotham a better place", except when you need to make sure no one else fixes gotham without you through crime, then you have to don the bat suit and beat up the agents of change
You joke, and yes it sounds stupid, but I couldn't picture him doing normal, basic stuff like eating or sleeping because of the way he was presented in the film. He doesn't seem human up until the very end when he throws a bitchfit at people not playing his game. It's like with Anton Chigurh, where he plays himself to be a force of nature until he gets rekt by a car.
My guess is that he had knowledge of how terrorist cells operated so he likely had a network of low budget hide outs with secret routes like underground tunnels or whatever.
Its also likely that after he killed Gambol he took over that territory while also having the Chechen as a a benefactor. If you read between the lines the Joker takes over the entire Gotham criminal underworld while having a small slice to begin with. No one really noticed him until he did the big mob bank heist so he had assets in place before he went after bigger and bigger scores.
Maybe Joker was probably kicked out because he didn't do well in the close quarters combat, but he did well in everything else, like weapons and tactics.
He washes his makeup off and becomes a generic dude that has a wife and kids and goes grocery shopping at the local supermarket. Then he goes back into crazy mode when he puts the makeup back on. Batman isn't the only one with a secret identity. Think about it logically.
I can tell you from doing the make up myself its like an hour to three hours long to do the make up yourself although I was trying to make fake scars in my og version. The thing with that level of make up is that its not easy to do on the fly and its also hard to get it all off
>Nolan noted, "We gave a Francis Bacon spin to [his face]. This corruption, this decay in the texture of the look itself. It's grubby. You can almost imagine what he smells like."[22] Costume designer Lindy Hemming picked inspiration for the "chaotic" look from such countercultural pop culture artists as Iggy Pop, Johnny Rotten, and Sid Vicious.[7][23] She gave the image for the Joker of someone who is "very sweaty" and who "probably doesn't have a proper home". She tried to present a backstory for the character "that he really doesn't look after himself".[7]
So, designed from the outset to be a filthy vagrant who probably ate out of the trash and slept under bridges before stealing mob money.
he probably ate really autistically, like lots of canned foods. they imply he was some type of ex millitary schizo
I could unironically see him digging into a can of beans while planning his next overly elaborate scheme
Begins states he had been doing robberies for a while already, he probably slept at several hideouts and ate whatever slop he could buy with the proceeds. Or just stole it. For most people he'd just be a scarred schizo among many.
As a kid I never realized this movie is LITERALLY about 9/11 >terrorism >mass surveillance >dirty interrogations >execution videos >buildings blowing up
It is, and the moral of the story is that it was for the greater good for the public to be lied to about who the bad guys were and turn the bad guy into a hero...
It is, and the moral of the story is that it was for the greater good for the public to be lied to about who the bad guys were and turn the bad guy into a hero...
That’s why everything falls apart in Rises. Turns out Gotham didn’t actually need a mentally ill richfag running around in a cape after Begins.
It is, and the moral of the story is that it was for the greater good for the public to be lied to about who the bad guys were and turn the bad guy into a hero...
Just like how like TDKR is about occupy wall street and the message is that people who want to hold the bankers accountable are terrorists who would nuke an entire city if they could
he had a van and a lot of money, crony fastfood delivery and shitting in a bucket in the back of some van or RV most likely, unless the "he was a vet gone bad" theory is true, in that case he probably had a double life where he was living in some shithole house living normal life with a scarred face avoiding vet meets and neighbors
lets face it, if batman didn't have his code of not killing people he would just be an asshole rich kid chasing after people who try to bring some kind of order to gotham and try to change gotham in any way through any means
imagine batman with some energy weapon or a high tech machinegun moving down petty criminals while hiding behind bruce wayne identity and paying lipservice about fixing gotham the "right way", he would be instant villain
I doubt he had any difficulty finding a place to crash every night. More often then not he was probably living in luxury at the place of whichever mobster he had just killed or threatened that evening.
It's a movie numbnuts
He ate chicken tendies and slept in a car bed
Wow he's literally me
Eats at local family owned buffet and he sleeps on airbnb rooms nearby his quests
>What did he eat
I hate when people don't pay attention during the movie
Checkmate OP
so he subsisted on a diet entirely made of hors d'oeuvres served at parties? damn, imagine his schedule
>i'm getting hungry, better find a party and an excuse to gatecrash it
>and an excuse
Does he look like a guy that needs a excuse?
he does actually, if he's holding up a party at ransom he better come up with some crazy demands to make otherwise he would just come off as non-threatening
>oh here comes that joker fellow, better load up the small sandwiches, he likes those
You know why I don't eat bread? Bread's too filling! You don't get to savor all the little...hors d'oeuvres
BTFO
We are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question. WHERE IS THE WAITER?
I like this thread
Where did he shit? Do you think Bruce Wayne pees before putting on the suit or is there a cockflap?
catheter. probably a shitbag too. better to be prepared for anything
There’s gotta be a flap. He’s up all night beating petty thieves and jaywalkers to a bloody pulp, no way he goes all that time without a leak.
>What did he eat
your mom's ass
>and where did he sleep at night?
balls deep in your mom's ass
Only reason why a person would need to eat another person's ass is because they lack Vitamin B12.
This
shows that the Joker is probably an omnivore which means he gets enough Vitamin B12.
He probably ate like a dog but instead of digging threw literal trash he’d just burglarize businesses and local homes with some sodomy for any witnesses inbetween
He didn't need to eat that much because he was a meth head.
how come there wasn't a scene explaining how batman pees in his bat suit? i thought nolan was a good director...
>What did he eat
did you even watch the movie, OP?
Honestly as much as people give the Dark Knight movie shit, it's actually incredible how you literally can't find a way to charge Joker with a crime. It's undeniably genius writing.
He blew up a hospital
An empty hospital, its like killing someone in Minecraft
>what is damage to public/private property?
>its like killing someone in Minecraft
chitwood sends his regards
Controlled demolition. He bought the hospital before the incident.
David Goyer co-wrote TDK and he's israeli, blowing up a hospital isn't illegal in Israel.
George W. Bush is still a free man and he blew up more than a hospital.
He meant hospital for humans.
>He blew up a hospital
so thats where the IDF got the idea!
>shoot a bazooka to a police car
>shoot a machine gun to passerby car
among other things and I dont know why I'm replying to this low efford bait tho
He said the N-word multiple times.
he misgenders several poc
>Joker and his goons show up at a party
>steal the pizza and birthday cake
>even steals the kids presents
Agent of chaos
"CRAWLING IN MY SKIN" starts playing
"TAAAAKE EVERYTHIIIIIING FROM THE INSIIIIIIDE" suits better
slurpees and the local rec
beans at the movie theater
He probably had like a shit ton of tuna cans because he was like an ex military schizo who could live inawoods if shit went down.
He probably took shelter wherever the freezer room where he was torturing the fake batman is, which also appears to be stocked with food.
This too.
This. He takes meth and crack throughout the day and the only way his body can cool down is in a freezer.
Joke doesnt do drugs
Yes he does
Why is this hard to answer for some anons here?
He probably asked his crew to get food or order food.
also I think he walks around without the facemask in his freetime amd gets a hotdog or something
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He looks like a can of beans type of guy, like a hobo. And he's a schizo so he probably doesnt sleep much, maybe he just disassociates for an hour while counting barrels of gas or patrolling his hideout
All those explosive barrels were his rations dumbass
>You see I'm a guy of simple tastes... I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder... and TANGERINE!!!
He LITERALLY spelled it out for you. Fucking zoomers and their attentions spans, Jesus Christ
A tangerine the size of Burma.
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>alfred tells a story about how the real nutjobs burned down a forest to catch a guy and blames the guy for being robin hood
>if you’re against colonialism you just want to watch the world burn, master wayne.
>i know we were the ones that burned down a forest to catch a israeliteel thief robin hood but he wanted it master wayne, gotham city doesn't know what psychology is so neither do i
>some men just want to watch the world burn…
>not me, though. That forest fire? Heh, don’t worry about it…
>who knows what could have happened if we didn't bribe the local powers to work with us master wayne, can you imagine a 3rd world country without the benevolent rule of white mans burden / imperialism / colonialism? disgusting isn't it friend who i call master despite practically raising him
>alfred represents the old colonialism of England
>batman represents the new colonialism of the US during the war on terror
Wtf and they’re represented as the good guys??
because they're rich vigilantes chasing after mentally ill people who try to change gotham without the use of mega corporation that is corrupt to the core?
the only "good guy" way to change gotham is to use your fathers inheritance to try to make "gotham a better place", except when you need to make sure no one else fixes gotham without you through crime, then you have to don the bat suit and beat up the agents of change
>What did he eat
Pussy
>and where did he sleep at night?
Rent free in batman's head
You joke, and yes it sounds stupid, but I couldn't picture him doing normal, basic stuff like eating or sleeping because of the way he was presented in the film. He doesn't seem human up until the very end when he throws a bitchfit at people not playing his game. It's like with Anton Chigurh, where he plays himself to be a force of nature until he gets rekt by a car.
Baja chalupas and ding dongs, only. With Zimas to wash it all down. And he slept on Lazyboy recliners in random warehouses.
He exclusively ate spam and hash browns. He slept in a bunk bed, his stuffed animals got the top bunk.
He doesn't exist when he's not on camera. It's actually a plot point that nobody can find him.
My guess is that he had knowledge of how terrorist cells operated so he likely had a network of low budget hide outs with secret routes like underground tunnels or whatever.
Its also likely that after he killed Gambol he took over that territory while also having the Chechen as a a benefactor. If you read between the lines the Joker takes over the entire Gotham criminal underworld while having a small slice to begin with. No one really noticed him until he did the big mob bank heist so he had assets in place before he went after bigger and bigger scores.
There's a theory that the Joker is a rogue member of the League of Shadows who was kicked out, sort of like Batman, but more of a gun enthusiast.
That theorist should be hanged upside down on his balls.
Have you seen the joker fight hand to hand, he fights like an extreme autist.
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Maybe Joker was probably kicked out because he didn't do well in the close quarters combat, but he did well in everything else, like weapons and tactics.
No, he was an afghan or iraq vet. Story similar to Brothers (2009), but he slaughtered his family.
He washes his makeup off and becomes a generic dude that has a wife and kids and goes grocery shopping at the local supermarket. Then he goes back into crazy mode when he puts the makeup back on. Batman isn't the only one with a secret identity. Think about it logically.
I can tell you from doing the make up myself its like an hour to three hours long to do the make up yourself although I was trying to make fake scars in my og version. The thing with that level of make up is that its not easy to do on the fly and its also hard to get it all off
based but no latex for fake scars makes me a bit sad
hey baby
are you da jokah baybee
put the fork down bro
I'M DA JOKER
why are you being the joker?
that's "da joker baby", legally distinct from any capeshit clowns
i read your post in that jock's voice, it's burned into my memory. too classic
he seems like a guy to eat various soups
not terribly unhealthy but very uninspired and schizo
i think his safehouses are all chef boyardee ravioli and that disgusting easy mac stuff with extra water
>Nolan noted, "We gave a Francis Bacon spin to [his face]. This corruption, this decay in the texture of the look itself. It's grubby. You can almost imagine what he smells like."[22] Costume designer Lindy Hemming picked inspiration for the "chaotic" look from such countercultural pop culture artists as Iggy Pop, Johnny Rotten, and Sid Vicious.[7][23] She gave the image for the Joker of someone who is "very sweaty" and who "probably doesn't have a proper home". She tried to present a backstory for the character "that he really doesn't look after himself".[7]
So, designed from the outset to be a filthy vagrant who probably ate out of the trash and slept under bridges before stealing mob money.
>Heath we've got the role of a lifetime for you!
>The Joker, but homeless!
>You can almost imagine the smell
Nolan pls
Was The Dark Knight some kind of prescient foreshadowing of incel terrorism?
What was his tax policy?
lawzay fair i think
he ate cum and slept in a gas station bathroom
he probably ate really autistically, like lots of canned foods. they imply he was some type of ex millitary schizo
I could unironically see him digging into a can of beans while planning his next overly elaborate scheme
xanax and meth
>what did he eat?
your mom
>where did he sleep?
your mom
Begins states he had been doing robberies for a while already, he probably slept at several hideouts and ate whatever slop he could buy with the proceeds. Or just stole it. For most people he'd just be a scarred schizo among many.
he ate bad writing
As a kid I never realized this movie is LITERALLY about 9/11
>terrorism
>mass surveillance
>dirty interrogations
>execution videos
>buildings blowing up
It is, and the moral of the story is that it was for the greater good for the public to be lied to about who the bad guys were and turn the bad guy into a hero...
Indeed, there’s even the line in the closing monologue:
>sometimes the truth isn’t good enough
As alfred burns some evidence lmao
That’s why everything falls apart in Rises. Turns out Gotham didn’t actually need a mentally ill richfag running around in a cape after Begins.
Just like how like TDKR is about occupy wall street and the message is that people who want to hold the bankers accountable are terrorists who would nuke an entire city if they could
Joker = Osama Bin Laden
he had a van and a lot of money, crony fastfood delivery and shitting in a bucket in the back of some van or RV most likely, unless the "he was a vet gone bad" theory is true, in that case he probably had a double life where he was living in some shithole house living normal life with a scarred face avoiding vet meets and neighbors
>Where did he sleep at night?
>Pretends to be dead so he can take a nap
WE'RE STOPPIN AT THE GREEN LIGHT GIRL
>What did he eat
beans
>and where did he sleep at night?
the warehouse
lets face it, if batman didn't have his code of not killing people he would just be an asshole rich kid chasing after people who try to bring some kind of order to gotham and try to change gotham in any way through any means
imagine batman with some energy weapon or a high tech machinegun moving down petty criminals while hiding behind bruce wayne identity and paying lipservice about fixing gotham the "right way", he would be instant villain
I doubt he had any difficulty finding a place to crash every night. More often then not he was probably living in luxury at the place of whichever mobster he had just killed or threatened that evening.
Is that Amanda Mayward? Stunning and brave.
He was crashing at Patrick Harvey's place.
what was joker's tax policy?
Uber eats