Oddly, it's the part I trust the least. 99% of the time it's just getting in the way doing what it wants.
The other 1% of the time and peeing standing up is pretty great though.
Also beats the alternative.
I've experienced the exact opposite. There was an Asian girl I knew in middle/high school that actually passed out from period cramps when she started to get them, and had to sneak in aspirin because the schools didn't consider period cramps a "valid" reason to bring medication to school.
Meanwhile every girl I know learned early on to pretend to have as bad of cramps as possible so they could get on birth control and start having as much sex as possible.
Having balls sucks, though.
I wish I could imagine a life without something that can take direct impacts fine but will make me wish for death if they get a slight grazing tap.
His name is Dick. Ever thought about that. Frick dude. I once knew a Mexican guy named Richard, his grandparents called him Ricardo but I called him Dick. Also Rick from Rick and Morty, his full name is Ricardo. It's not Richard. Who the frick is named Richard Sanchez? It's Ricardo Sanchez. I haven't had sex in over a year now.
For all the times female characters are shown nagging and complaining at male characters for being hard-working, or underappreciated, or any of that boring shit, the fact is that the male characters are allowed to be dynamic and stupid and silly and that's why people will always love them the most.
How did they possibly get away with this????? Was no one on the staff concerned???? This is madness!!!! A penis joke... on a kids cartoon? ???!?!?!.! That made me go like.... WHHHAAA WHHHAA WWWHHHHAAA WAH WWWWHHHHHUUUUUAAAAAATTTT???? I even called my friend and told him and you know what je said that was strange was that he didn't care all to.much and I said we can't hang out anymore if your not going to be as enthusiastic about my interests as I get about yours and he said what am I supposed to fake how I feel about your dumb hyperobsessins and I said I'd hoped you'd actually care and he was like honesty no and that I tend to get annoying and I don't know where this was coming from so i started to get upset and he was like I gotta go bye which really upset me and I cried about it later
>What did she mean?
It is literally impossible to be a woman.
You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people. You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood.
But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful. You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.
I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know.
>I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us
Why don't they just not do that? I don't think men would care, and if other women do it's kind of their own problem.
>BAWWW life is so hard
Nobody was shotgun wedding you to marry a neet who can't get a job and spent a good chunk of your money on a (now extinct) star Nicole, and you know it. Your life could have been better if you went for a human man instead
Something something penis.
Having a dick is great
Couldn't imagine life without my pecker
Feels like femanon larping.
My penis is literally the part of my body that I trust the most. Never failed me, rarely brings me pain and always brings me joy.
Oddly, it's the part I trust the least. 99% of the time it's just getting in the way doing what it wants.
The other 1% of the time and peeing standing up is pretty great though.
Also beats the alternative.
I get my pubic hairs stuck in my urethra and precum glued to my underwear too often for me to trust me penis
>My penis is literally the part of my body that I trust the most.
can't say the same about my dick
hot
Definitely wouldn't trade mine for something that self-destructs every month.
Human women really got the mammal short end of the stick.
I've heard white women get it the worst, and Asians are much better off.
I've experienced the exact opposite. There was an Asian girl I knew in middle/high school that actually passed out from period cramps when she started to get them, and had to sneak in aspirin because the schools didn't consider period cramps a "valid" reason to bring medication to school.
>that actually passed out from period cramps when she started to get them
Damn
Meanwhile every girl I know learned early on to pretend to have as bad of cramps as possible so they could get on birth control and start having as much sex as possible.
Sounds like nature was telling her she needed to be breeding. Anon, why didn't you do mother Gaia's wishes?
Doesn't sound that bad. You think women would have figured something out after having to deal with it constantly.
Having balls sucks, though.
I wish I could imagine a life without something that can take direct impacts fine but will make me wish for death if they get a slight grazing tap.
>something that can take direct impacts fine
Your balls can take direct impacts fine?
Here you go anon.
That she is vidya-illiterate and computer-illiterate?
Frick off Teri, nobody likes you
Dont talk to my wonderful waifu like that
Teri is precious and should be treasured.
Teri is paper and should be shredded.
She will just respawn, as she always does.
I don't know... so far, her body was never completely obliterated. Unlike her uncle - and that filled her with absolute dread.
I say damage threshold.
Because she is teri-ble.
I wish Nicole would play with my stick of happiness
She plays with Richard's "joystick", that's for sure.
And Richard plays with everyone's joysticks
And Gumball's.
His name is Dick. Ever thought about that. Frick dude. I once knew a Mexican guy named Richard, his grandparents called him Ricardo but I called him Dick. Also Rick from Rick and Morty, his full name is Ricardo. It's not Richard. Who the frick is named Richard Sanchez? It's Ricardo Sanchez. I haven't had sex in over a year now.
I think everyone who isn't a furry makes an a exception to Nicole for their top cartoon milfs they wanna bang.
Nicole had narrow hips but a fat ass in S1, the ratio evened out in the later seasons though.
True but we got this in s4 really wish they kept this design of her such a shame.
>wanting a generic """cat"""girl without even a cat nose
Shut up, weeb.
For all the times female characters are shown nagging and complaining at male characters for being hard-working, or underappreciated, or any of that boring shit, the fact is that the male characters are allowed to be dynamic and stupid and silly and that's why people will always love them the most.
Holy shit, I just realized she meant penis. How was this allowed?
How did they possibly get away with this????? Was no one on the staff concerned???? This is madness!!!! A penis joke... on a kids cartoon? ???!?!?!.! That made me go like.... WHHHAAA WHHHAA WWWHHHHAAA WAH WWWWHHHHHUUUUUAAAAAATTTT???? I even called my friend and told him and you know what je said that was strange was that he didn't care all to.much and I said we can't hang out anymore if your not going to be as enthusiastic about my interests as I get about yours and he said what am I supposed to fake how I feel about your dumb hyperobsessins and I said I'd hoped you'd actually care and he was like honesty no and that I tend to get annoying and I don't know where this was coming from so i started to get upset and he was like I gotta go bye which really upset me and I cried about it later
I would have been more entertained had you called him a Black person.
Well that's not how it happened. I got upset. I haven't talked to him since.
Not even the worst joke they've made.
>What did she mean?
It is literally impossible to be a woman.
You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people. You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood.
But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful. You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.
I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know.
>I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us.
women created their own prison.
I pity the devil and no one else. You followed his folly
>I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us
Why don't they just not do that? I don't think men would care, and if other women do it's kind of their own problem.
>Do you have any idea how much prep time I need to pee?
>BAWWW life is so hard
Nobody was shotgun wedding you to marry a neet who can't get a job and spent a good chunk of your money on a (now extinct) star Nicole, and you know it. Your life could have been better if you went for a human man instead
Richard could get a job and become a functional person but the universe will literally implode if he does.
Why did she get so angry over being corrected about joysticks? Is she Billy Mitchell?