This but unironically. Are you telling me the orcs, living, thinking creatures with all kinds of physical needs, had no economy of any kind? How many OrcBux did you need if you wanted some prime elven pussy or good meat?
This is an interesting question and I would have to say that yes, orcs probably did engage in horrible nasty goblin buttfucking amongst themselves. There are no female orcs, only males. Tolkien never made it 100 percent clear if orcs were created from the earth itself (like they depict Saruman doing in the movies) or if they're some kind of corrupted elves, so it's not know exactly where orcs come from. But Tolkien does confirm the existence of half-orcs in LoTR and we must assume that they are the result of orcs mating with human women. This confirms at the very least that, despite being a single gender species, orcs are indeed endowed with male genitalia.
The question that arises from this then is how big are their dicks? Unfortunately Tolkien never commented on the penis sizes of the various races so I am forced to speculate that elves probably have very small but very beautiful penises, and so it follows that orc, who were created in mockery of the elves, would have been given great, meaty, monstrous cocks. All the better for raping human women with, and all the better for subjugating lesser orcs. Indeed, when Merry and Pippin are captured by orcs in LoTR, they are faced with vague threats of torture that would cause great distress to the hobbits without rendering them useless for Saruman/Sauron's needs. If they had been given the green light by their respective masters then they probably would have ran a big sweaty green-skinned choo choo train on the unfortunate hobbits. Orcs are, in effect, the ultimate bi chads. And I think it's fair to assume that they probably bum eachother for sport as well as to assert dominance.
you are expecting the work of a man who believed in an invisible skydaddy who creates people out of clay to be logically coherent. his brain was not capable of logic and his writing and prose were shit. this is an actual except from lotr >The trees were green the vales were clean evil and bad were seldom seen before the dark ones, before the dark ones, before the dark ones a came!
Bees.
Food was brought up from other areas. Read the books
Let me check the menu
Maggoty bread.
they would milk the ogeres
Ogres? Did somebody say ogres? I've got. +1 ogre slaying knife
meat was on the menu for a while.
Each other
what was Sauron's tax policy?
This but unironically. Are you telling me the orcs, living, thinking creatures with all kinds of physical needs, had no economy of any kind? How many OrcBux did you need if you wanted some prime elven pussy or good meat?
There's a reason there weren't 20000 orcs.
Food from Nurn and probably lithlad
very carefully
Whatever they want
potatoes
Definitely not manflesh. Nope.
#notallorcs
not for THREE STINKIN DAYS
your ass
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Not all of Mordor was a lifeless desert
Rhun isn't Mordor you nonce
did orcs have gay slimy sex in the muddy bumholes with each other?
no, all orcs are female, that's why they craved "manflesh"
This is an interesting question and I would have to say that yes, orcs probably did engage in horrible nasty goblin buttfucking amongst themselves. There are no female orcs, only males. Tolkien never made it 100 percent clear if orcs were created from the earth itself (like they depict Saruman doing in the movies) or if they're some kind of corrupted elves, so it's not know exactly where orcs come from. But Tolkien does confirm the existence of half-orcs in LoTR and we must assume that they are the result of orcs mating with human women. This confirms at the very least that, despite being a single gender species, orcs are indeed endowed with male genitalia.
The question that arises from this then is how big are their dicks? Unfortunately Tolkien never commented on the penis sizes of the various races so I am forced to speculate that elves probably have very small but very beautiful penises, and so it follows that orc, who were created in mockery of the elves, would have been given great, meaty, monstrous cocks. All the better for raping human women with, and all the better for subjugating lesser orcs. Indeed, when Merry and Pippin are captured by orcs in LoTR, they are faced with vague threats of torture that would cause great distress to the hobbits without rendering them useless for Saruman/Sauron's needs. If they had been given the green light by their respective masters then they probably would have ran a big sweaty green-skinned choo choo train on the unfortunate hobbits. Orcs are, in effect, the ultimate bi chads. And I think it's fair to assume that they probably bum eachother for sport as well as to assert dominance.
>There are no female orcs, only males
Yeah most orc women were kept as breeding slaves a la Bone Tomahawk, but there were some in fighting ranks too.
>The Orc Breeding Pits were silently removed from the game on January 10, 2014, with the version 1.1.5 release.
whoa mama
Most of the extras in the battle scenes were women with costumes/armor
Almost all of the Rohirrim were female with fake beards on
Well eventually they ate meat, but only after it was brought back onto the menu.
goyslop
Stinky, maggoty bread.
Rocks and lava soup.
Sulfur smoke cookies.
Ash bread.
each other. There used to be twenty thousand orcs inside mordor.
smaller orcs
you are expecting the work of a man who believed in an invisible skydaddy who creates people out of clay to be logically coherent. his brain was not capable of logic and his writing and prose were shit. this is an actual except from lotr
>The trees were green the vales were clean evil and bad were seldom seen before the dark ones, before the dark ones, before the dark ones a came!
this is infantile pathetic shit
Lmao is that an actual line from the books? Wtf tolkienfags that’s sub GRRM tier
>it’s real
I'm sure they exist in Mordor too.
Chocolate cake