What did the ten thousand orcs inside mordor eat

What did the ten thousand orcs inside mordor eat

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bees.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Food was brought up from other areas. Read the books

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me check the menu

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maggoty bread.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they would milk the ogeres

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ogres? Did somebody say ogres? I've got. +1 ogre slaying knife

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meat was on the menu for a while.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Each other

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what was Sauron's tax policy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. Are you telling me the orcs, living, thinking creatures with all kinds of physical needs, had no economy of any kind? How many OrcBux did you need if you wanted some prime elven pussy or good meat?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a reason there weren't 20000 orcs.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Food from Nurn and probably lithlad

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    very carefully

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever they want

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    potatoes

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely not manflesh. Nope.
    #notallorcs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not for THREE STINKIN DAYS

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your ass

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not all of Mordor was a lifeless desert

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rhun isn't Mordor you nonce

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did orcs have gay slimy sex in the muddy bumholes with each other?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, all orcs are female, that's why they craved "manflesh"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is an interesting question and I would have to say that yes, orcs probably did engage in horrible nasty goblin buttfucking amongst themselves. There are no female orcs, only males. Tolkien never made it 100 percent clear if orcs were created from the earth itself (like they depict Saruman doing in the movies) or if they're some kind of corrupted elves, so it's not know exactly where orcs come from. But Tolkien does confirm the existence of half-orcs in LoTR and we must assume that they are the result of orcs mating with human women. This confirms at the very least that, despite being a single gender species, orcs are indeed endowed with male genitalia.

      The question that arises from this then is how big are their dicks? Unfortunately Tolkien never commented on the penis sizes of the various races so I am forced to speculate that elves probably have very small but very beautiful penises, and so it follows that orc, who were created in mockery of the elves, would have been given great, meaty, monstrous cocks. All the better for raping human women with, and all the better for subjugating lesser orcs. Indeed, when Merry and Pippin are captured by orcs in LoTR, they are faced with vague threats of torture that would cause great distress to the hobbits without rendering them useless for Saruman/Sauron's needs. If they had been given the green light by their respective masters then they probably would have ran a big sweaty green-skinned choo choo train on the unfortunate hobbits. Orcs are, in effect, the ultimate bi chads. And I think it's fair to assume that they probably bum eachother for sport as well as to assert dominance.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There are no female orcs, only males

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah most orc women were kept as breeding slaves a la Bone Tomahawk, but there were some in fighting ranks too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The Orc Breeding Pits were silently removed from the game on January 10, 2014, with the version 1.1.5 release.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whoa mama

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the extras in the battle scenes were women with costumes/armor

          Almost all of the Rohirrim were female with fake beards on

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well eventually they ate meat, but only after it was brought back onto the menu.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stinky, maggoty bread.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rocks and lava soup.
    Sulfur smoke cookies.
    Ash bread.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    each other. There used to be twenty thousand orcs inside mordor.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    smaller orcs

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are expecting the work of a man who believed in an invisible skydaddy who creates people out of clay to be logically coherent. his brain was not capable of logic and his writing and prose were shit. this is an actual except from lotr
    >The trees were green the vales were clean evil and bad were seldom seen before the dark ones, before the dark ones, before the dark ones a came!

    this is infantile pathetic shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao is that an actual line from the books? Wtf tolkienfags that’s sub GRRM tier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s real

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure they exist in Mordor too.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chocolate cake

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