>got killed by the basilisk
>apparently, no one asked her how she died
>it also seems that she didn't explore her bathroom for several years and thus never found out the entrance to the chamber of secrets
Seriously, who writes that crap?
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a TERF.
I'm tired of this culture war
I'm willing to accept trannies if that means you stop talking about them
thats exactly how it works nobody gives a shit about gay people ever since trannies became mainstream
I say we kill all the gays
you sound obese
you are not, you are for it and have been. you will never be free nor happy, no matter how much you futile attempt to change reality.
weak b***h.
That’s literally the end goal. That you just call people by their name (whatever they present themselves as) and not by whatever minority you see them as.
Morgan Freeman said so.
Better to accept it now than letting them get any more attention, any more victim power, to the point of them being able to ruin children’s education out of pure spite
You will never be a real woman. If we see you wal into our women's bathrooms especially after our daughters, we will beat the ever living fricking shit out of you and deform you beyond recognition.
homosexual freak.
>she haunts the children's restrooms and peeps on them bathing, using the toilet, and encourages them to do naughty things
Wow Rowling
, no one asked her how she died
Yes, Hogwarts is a cold, uncaring place where nobody gives a frick about your well being.
Reminder that Quirrel's "troll in the dungeon" plan was him pretending to faint in front of everyone and relying on the fact that not a single person would try to check on him or try and help him
>plan was him pretending to faint
Only in the movie.
You think she scissors with the nip from The Ring
Is there any spell (canonically) that can give her a physical body for a short period of time? Without her possessing some other girl ofcourse.
Sexo with MOANING MYRTLE
>Is there any spell (canonically) that can give her a physical body for a short period of time?
No.
>Sexo with MOANING MYRTLE
you need to watch happy valley. the actress is not good whatsoever.
>dies a virgin at a time when her hormones were raging
>forever stuck a horny young girl
>stuck forever with the body and mentality of an canonically ugly, whiny, and unpopular 14 year old girl
Voldemort's punishment should have been an eternity locked in with her tbh.
I’d still jerk off in front of her
forgot how bad the ghost CGI was in these movies
It looks fine. Looks just like Ghostbusters. What do you expect a ghost to look like?
EE knockers
i meant bad as in sexy
If I went to Hogwarts I would constantly go to the 2nd floor girl's bathroom to jack off in front of Moaning Myrtle.
I think I could talk her into getting naked and jerking off for me while I did it.
My man!
Yes, they did. They "knew" how she died. She said she saw a monster and Riddle accused Hagrid of unleashing one (the big spider). People wrongly assumed Hagrid's monster killed her and Myrtle likely assumed the same so she wouldn't correct them. There was no way to prove otherwise because nobody but Riddle knew of the basilisk and no one would assume there was another monster when they had evidence of one already.
It's just right there in the books and even that movie.
>It's just right there in the books and even that movie.
Ok, so wizards are either complete idiots, complete c**ts or both.
exactly
and myrtle barely saw anything anyway, as a ghost she couldn't have told them much because she's just a dumb kid
all she remembered was an eye and then died
Spiders dont have big yellow eyes. They have ugly bug eyes.
She didn’t know how she died. She heard a boy’s voice in the bathroom and left the stall to yell at him; that’s the last thing she remembers.
Last thing she remembered were big yellow eyes. That should be enough to put 2 and 2 together.
Fricking treacherous chinks
someone post the greentext with Dumbledore's half-moon spectacles in the toilet bowl please.
>>it also seems that she didn't explore her bathroom for several years and thus never found out the entrance to the chamber of secrets
Ghosts are just an echo of the person, like the paintings. You or I would want to know how we died or at least get bored and explore, but an echo without emotions wouldn't.
>Ghosts are just an echo of the person
Where did you get that from? Ghosts ARE the persons who refused "to go further" after death.
>she couldn't have told them much
Telling that she saw eyes would be a huge clue already.
>Telling that she saw eyes would be a huge clue already.
Yes but it would be a bit of a reach from just that alone. That could easily just be a random detail she recalled before dying from a quick monster attack. Of course it all adds up in hindsight once the kiddos found all the other clues etc.
>a bit of a reach from just that alone
Yellow eyes+instant death without any visible injuries=basilisk, if Hermione figured it out, MoM/Dumby should have too.
>"Wizards can leave an imprint of themselves upon the earth, to walk palely where their living selves once trod... But very few wizards choose that path"
>"physical pleasure remains to them, and their knowledge and outlook remains at the level it had attained during life, so that old resentments (for instance, at having an incompletely severed neck) continue to rankle after several centuries"
How does it feel to be confidently wrong you stupid homosexual? Hopefully this teaches you to at least search for whatever you're claiming next time.
>How does it feel to be confidently wrong you stupid homosexual?
Dunno, you tell me.
>Hopefully this teaches you to at least search for whatever you're claiming next time.
I was right, you fricking moron.
You said they ARE the person. Rowling wrote they were just an imprint. "Imprint". Does that sound like they're the actual person?
>Oy vey, someone got a heckin detailerino from book for children wrong!
Unironically kys.
>Oy vey, someone got a heckin detailerino from book for children wrong!
Maybe you should tell that to the person who confidently burst in and said "Where did you get that from?" about a detail I got right.
Where in the books does it say this? I actually remember one of the ghosts sadly saying he can't eat anymore
Why does she look like Daniel Radcliff in a wig?
thats what i thought too, i thought it was a meme pic.
havent read the books in a long time, or seen any of the movies except the 1st and 4th one. the movies always seemed so cringe.
I mean, Hogwarts isn't run in a 100% logical way. EG some random students create the Marauder's Map to help with sneaking/hijinks but facilities/security couldn't rig up something similar to track intruders and reveal entities in disguise?
Good point, never thought of it. Best guess I have is that they simply didn't think about it either. But why didn't Lupin tell about it after all this years is another question.
i'm watching this now
Its my go to movie of a night to just fade off to sometimes.
, no one asked her how she died
im going to assume in order to save his job the old headmaster told her if she talks about it she would be cast from the school, and being the type of dick he is dumblydore just kept the agreement in place