yeah that was my takeaway. i figured Cinemaphile liked her also. i can't believe how bad the script was, some of those lines were just awful. also the fricking imax had the volume so loud it was uncomfortable.
i thought they basically just aged them as much as they would have aged? i mean she had kids, etc.. got divorced. he just looks the same versus she looks like she's 100
I honestly have no idea how or why there are so many people that are unironically praising this movie.
I'm saying this as a hardcore JP fan that loves JPIII, by the way. It fricking blows.
It's competent I'll give it that. Plus portraying raptors like wolves felt interesting. Even if baby Blue took down a wolf over a fricking rabbit. Thank frick they didn't use fricking hornets instead of locust though!
>competent
Well let's not go overboard, now. You still have shit like laser pointer raptors, plotlines that go nowhere, Maisie being a weird Jesus figure with a last minute Mary Sue mom, the JP cast putting on a "greatest hits" performance, the entire locust thing stealing the plot and so on.
No need to qualify your opinion with this statement. JPIII is certified kino that doesn't pretend to be deeper than it really is (looking at you, TLW and every JW movie). Only Rexgays don't appreciate it.
Just saw it today. It was an absolute fricking mess of a movie. The script was just shockingly bad. The whole scene where Ellie first meets up with Alan felt like a fricking outtake.
Awkward line reads and bad dialogue throughout the movie. Although the girl who plays Maisie was good at least, and there were a couple decent action sequences.
Music was shit.
The dinosaur scenes are all fricking terrible compared to anything from the Jurassic Park movies.
>good cg for the most part, some scenes look like a early 2000s flick >nice cinematography >literally 0 deaths except for a goon who gets his arm bitten but doesnt even react and just casually talks to one of the characters, the fuk. the other was the main antagonist who dies off screen >main antagonist is literally an assburger >none of the main characters die >malcolm was the best character, followed by grant, then ellie. all 3 feel like they were plucked from jp 1 and it feels natural, all of them were funny >the original cast is the only SOUL. the other cast is by the numbers >REX gets like 2 minutes screen time tops >GIGANOTO gets about the same screen time and JOBS HARD in a scene that tosses physics out the window. makes rex look like a b***h twice though >whole movie feels like it's missing scenes. >felt like it was rated PG, no gore or blood at all ever. any and everything was offscreen >focus was not dinos, it was locusts >black b***h was hot, NGL. one particular scene is a long focus on her ass and her walking, thicc, someone webm that when it hits blu ray >dilophosaurus scene was about to be good and then they did a fake out, kinda funny though >NO SPINO wtf
the clone was a cutie, besides that I nearly fell asleep
yeah that was my takeaway. i figured Cinemaphile liked her also. i can't believe how bad the script was, some of those lines were just awful. also the fricking imax had the volume so loud it was uncomfortable.
i had a choice last night at the cenima between watching this or the northman
the northman was UNIRONNICALLY artistic and KINO AS FRICK
i choose that over a million pozzed Hollywood garbage
only me and 2 people was in the theater tho
isn't that already out on blu-ray? I need to watch that still
Garbage
>What did you think of it?
I didn't think of it at all. Just went back to see Top Gun again.
top gun is nearly as cheesy tbh, it's just more enjoyable
I think having Dr Alan Grant play the same age he was in the first was weird considering this is supposed to be nowadays
i thought they basically just aged them as much as they would have aged? i mean she had kids, etc.. got divorced. he just looks the same versus she looks like she's 100
Didn't see it, I went to top gun instead
top gun was way better
havent, and will likely never see it.
anon didn't you hear.....it'll actually be the LAST jurassic film we'll see for at least 10 years
they said they had no plans for another one! it's done
Fricking moronic human storyline that went nowhere over the course of three movies and only 10 min of dino screentime
I honestly have no idea how or why there are so many people that are unironically praising this movie.
I'm saying this as a hardcore JP fan that loves JPIII, by the way. It fricking blows.
It honestly wasn't that bad. Still better than Extinction.
It's not bad but it was nowhere near good.
It's competent I'll give it that. Plus portraying raptors like wolves felt interesting. Even if baby Blue took down a wolf over a fricking rabbit. Thank frick they didn't use fricking hornets instead of locust though!
>competent
Well let's not go overboard, now. You still have shit like laser pointer raptors, plotlines that go nowhere, Maisie being a weird Jesus figure with a last minute Mary Sue mom, the JP cast putting on a "greatest hits" performance, the entire locust thing stealing the plot and so on.
>laser pointer raptors
Ngl, that was an asspull.
The agents just stand there with their guns fixed on them the entire time and they still let themselves get tagged and killed.
I guess you could say they were "stunned" beyond believe!
>that loves JPIII, by the way
No need to qualify your opinion with this statement. JPIII is certified kino that doesn't pretend to be deeper than it really is (looking at you, TLW and every JW movie). Only Rexgays don't appreciate it.
Izzy a cute
Meh
those eyebrows are 18
>The turkey with wolverine claws was the real winner
>t rex and freddikrugersaurus double team fake alpha
I laughed
Just saw it, wasn't that bad. Jumpscare scared the shit out of my little bro. 8/10
Feathered raptor was co
Baby blue deserves headpats
The worst movie of the series
Thats not Lost World
It was 2.5 hrs of action espionage garbage. There were barely any dinosaurs.
Just saw it today. It was an absolute fricking mess of a movie. The script was just shockingly bad. The whole scene where Ellie first meets up with Alan felt like a fricking outtake.
Awkward line reads and bad dialogue throughout the movie. Although the girl who plays Maisie was good at least, and there were a couple decent action sequences.
Music was shit.
The dinosaur scenes are all fricking terrible compared to anything from the Jurassic Park movies.
Trash popcorn flick but not horribly offensive.all the world movies suck
>good cg for the most part, some scenes look like a early 2000s flick
>nice cinematography
>literally 0 deaths except for a goon who gets his arm bitten but doesnt even react and just casually talks to one of the characters, the fuk. the other was the main antagonist who dies off screen
>main antagonist is literally an assburger
>none of the main characters die
>malcolm was the best character, followed by grant, then ellie. all 3 feel like they were plucked from jp 1 and it feels natural, all of them were funny
>the original cast is the only SOUL. the other cast is by the numbers
>REX gets like 2 minutes screen time tops
>GIGANOTO gets about the same screen time and JOBS HARD in a scene that tosses physics out the window. makes rex look like a b***h twice though
>whole movie feels like it's missing scenes.
>felt like it was rated PG, no gore or blood at all ever. any and everything was offscreen
>focus was not dinos, it was locusts
>black b***h was hot, NGL. one particular scene is a long focus on her ass and her walking, thicc, someone webm that when it hits blu ray
>dilophosaurus scene was about to be good and then they did a fake out, kinda funny though
>NO SPINO wtf
>some scenes look like a early 2000s flick
I'd argue some early 00's flicks had better CG.